Massage Parlor Reports

**Pierced78** · 02-13-18 01:57

A "fictional" story.

Had a bit of eye trouble today. Just couldn't see my ass at work today. So took the day off and decided to drive to pine for more than the usual 40/40. Got there early like way early.

Met Monica,

Taller Asian chick 5'5" - 5'6" appeared to be mid 20's but who can tell. Amazing spinner frame, flat belly, nice round soft ass. And a great pair of Man mades, large B small C sized. Perfect erasor sized nips. And very cute lady. My scale she's a solid 8- 8. 5.

Started off with some pressure point reflexology and soft strokes. But come on this is pine wasn't there for the massage quality. Pretty fast flip, no problem with me. As usual my piercings made for a interesting few minutes, and again as usual had to remove them. No worries there as it was expected. Started of by lightly stroking the shaft and tonguing the boys. Spent a fair amount of time on them. Was impressed and appreciated it. On to the CBJ it was quite good, well as good as a CBJ gets. Not my "best ever". LOL you mongers get the joke. But it was damm good. She hops on cowgirl and wow is she tight! I'm not John Holmes and I'm not average. I'm the happy middle where I'm not embarrassed in the locker room. And wow she was tight. I'm going to chock it up to excellent muscle control because she stayed tight through MPCFS. Fun note reached around during cowgirl and teased the backdoor, no pull away, no grabbing the hand, just a great moan, right kinda moan. Anyway I'm typing to damm much. Last note money was never discussed. I stayed way past the half hour, since it was early wasn't very busy yet. And since I had such a fine time for a longer visit I tipped accordingly to my scale. Yes mongers I know! Hold the line.

Damage 60/160 tip.

Happy hobbying fellows.

**FlyingVfr** · 02-12-18 21:34

Originally Posted by FlyingVfr [View Original Post]

I have a Tuesday appointment with Alexis but she hasn't yet sent me her address after two requests for it. I think she's in the Point Loma area right? Please don't write it out in a public response. Just send it to me via a private message. Thank you.

Nevermind it's all good now. .

**FlyingVfr** · 02-12-18 20:31

I have a Tuesday appointment with Alexis but she hasn't yet sent me her address after two requests for it. I think she's in the Point Loma area right? Please don't write it out in a public response. Just send it to me via a private message. Thank you.

**Buggleby** · 02-12-18 04:07

Originally Posted by Gyration [View Original Post]

I've been trying to find her number on here but it's gone, can someone pm me her number? Thanks.

Me too please and thank you.

**Gyration** · 02-12-18 02:38

Originally Posted by GragyIce [View Original Post]

Anyone have any contact info for Alexcis? Was trying to find out how to go? Does she have a website?

I've been trying to find her number on here but it's gone, can someone pm me her number? Thanks.

**Gyration** · 02-12-18 02:35

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

I should've walked away sooner than I did but I stayed and all I did was get pissed off and end up walking away with 30 minutes left.

I didn't write a review of it but I was here last Thursday and was happy with the massage and the girl so I tried to repeat.

I called and asked for her by name, I showed the boss the card with the name written on it. I actually handed it to the manager and she said no problem and then in walks a different girl. She had obviously had never seen me before and she couldn't massage worth a crap in my opinion.

Last October I got pretty irritated at waiting in the room because they were busy. Instead of telling me they're busy they keep saying wait 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes, so after 30 minutes I stormed out and got my money back but this is probably the third time I've really felt that it's not worth it for me to bother coming here again. I come here to relax not be given bullshit and get irritated. There's way too many choices out there.

Another annoying thing is I have been here many many times and she acted like she's never seen me before, which is really weird because usually these girls have an excellent memory of the customers. Most shops remember me even if I've only been there once and I've easily been here 50 times in the last 2 1/2 years.

So I hope the rest of you have better experience but I'm just not going to put up with massage Wen anymore.

If you feel like you're getting pissed poor service here at least you were warned.

I've noticed too that service at massage wen is a hit and miss, sometimes it's really good and sometimes it's really horrid. I think it has to do with whether or not the old MMS is there. She keeps all the crazy girls in line and when she is not there, it's total chaos and the girls just don't care.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-11-18 20:52

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

I should've walked away sooner than I did but I stayed and all I did was get pissed off and end up walking away with 30 minutes left. If you feel like you're getting pissed poor service here at least you were warned.

We've been doing this long enough where we know what to do, but sometimes our guard is down and we suffer the consequences. Don't beat yourself up over it and thanks for a reminder to all of us to use our experience and wits to limit these unpleasant experiences.

**FlyingVfr** · 02-11-18 19:39

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Nice report but you need to be realistic about one thing. "a bit better therapeutic massage" If you want a therapeutic massage, you go to a legit spa.

It's not necessarily true you need to go to a legit spa to get a therapeutic massage. I've had plenty of great therapeutic massages over the past 25 years from those who also do pretty much anything and everything else. Finding a masseuse who can do both is not all that unusual at all. In fact I'm going to one this coming Tuesday that is legend for doing both. I'll do a writeup afterward.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 02-11-18 17:41

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

sometimes when I ask for an MT by name, that I've never met and it's not what I hoped for, I have no problem walking away.

I should've walked away sooner than I did but I stayed and all I did was get pissed off and end up walking away with 30 minutes left.

I didn't write a review of it but I was here last Thursday and was happy with the massage and the girl so I tried to repeat.

I called and asked for her by name, I showed the boss the card with the name written on it. I actually handed it to the manager and she said no problem and then in walks a different girl. She had obviously had never seen me before and she couldn't massage worth a crap in my opinion.

Last October I got pretty irritated at waiting in the room because they were busy. Instead of telling me they're busy they keep saying wait 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes, so after 30 minutes I stormed out and got my money back but this is probably the third time I've really felt that it's not worth it for me to bother coming here again. I come here to relax not be given bullshit and get irritated. There's way too many choices out there.

Another annoying thing is I have been here many many times and she acted like she's never seen me before, which is really weird because usually these girls have an excellent memory of the customers. Most shops remember me even if I've only been there once and I've easily been here 50 times in the last 2 1/2 years.

So I hope the rest of you have better experience but I'm just not going to put up with massage Wen anymore.

If you feel like you're getting pissed poor service here at least you were warned.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-11-18 17:31

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Stay in SD as Vegas foot places if you get FS are older and not necessarily MILFS either. They are unfortunately promised that money falls off trees here in our motherland and once here sadly realize that they are getting fucked in more ways than one.

Looks like the talent here is much better and younger and tons of choices for $. 60- Similar rates in Vegas for top class young Asian tang are over $$.

One of my first AMP FS experiences was in Vegas. I got a hot 20 something Chinese gal, with a kicking body, gave a great massage, then she fucked the fuck out of me (as opposed to me fucking her). I'm like "jackpot" if all Vegas AMPs are like this, but we all know the reality.

A bit off topic for SD, but I know we have a lot of local mongers that frequent Vegas. Spring Mountain Road is Vegas Chinatown. It seems like there is an AMP every other business on that street. I would literally walk that street and check out each AMP until I saw something I liked. I pretended that I was looking for a specific gal and if I saw something I like, I would ask their name and if available. 90% of the AMPs in Vegas, the gal that greets you is your MT. BTW top 5-names for AMP tramps:

1. Rose.

2. Coco.

3. Amy.

4. May or Mei.

5. Candy.

Per your post, Vegas standard tip is higher than SD, HE $60 and FS $300 and that was over 10-years ago and is the same today. I suspect the many gamblers there are stereotypically good tippers and I base my gambling allowance on getting laid at an AMP. $300 and up, walk away and hit an AMP. $300-$500 down, FUCK, I could've got laid so walk away.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-11-18 17:11

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Nice report but you need to be realistic about one thing. "a bit better therapeutic massage" If you want a therapeutic massage, you go to a legit spa. These types of AMP are for finding hot Asian women who will grant your fantasies. IF. And that's a BIG if. You find one who actually gives more than a basic body rub, consider that a bonus.

I agree, but let's cut this monger some slack as it is his first post and IMHO a pretty good one. Personally, I want it all. A pretty gal that knows how to give a great massage and rock my world. Keep your standards high, but be prepared for disappointment is my philosophy.

**DroppinLoadz** · 02-11-18 15:11

Decided to hit up Bluegreen. I've been there a few times when the legendary Tina was there. After reading a review that "Coco" does BBBJCIM I called and set up up an appointment. They said she was there when I called, but of course when I got there she was not. With the info from the aforementioned report, I knew to not pick Emma because she only did HJ. I asked each their name and the younger one said Emma, so I took a gamble with the older of the two. I have this asinine theory that the older ladies are open to much more, so I tried this method. Massage was pretty average, lots of brushing the boys and massaging my ass. I do this thing where when they go to massage my ass, I raise it a little to give them more access. Tina loved this when she was there and would constantly rub the boys and massage the deeper part of my thighs and sometimes went straight in with the tongue. Lili (that's what she said her name was) didn't take the hint and just carried on. On the flip she started with my shoulders and then pointed down and asked if it was ok. I asked for BJ, but she said no and after much back and forth there was no changing her mind. She then asked if Tina and Coco did this. I said yes to try and convince her, but she was adamant about it and I reluctantly took the normal HE. She has A / B cups and not much of an ass. She allowed OTC and really liked me rubbing her over the pants. I didn't try for UTC but I don't think she would mind. After HE she wiped me down and did a real nice foot massage to finish out the hour. While the massage was finishing, I heard another bro come in and say he just called and made an appointment with Tina. Be careful, they will say she is there to get you to come, then tell you she in fact is not there but, hey, we can massage you instead. I hope Tina does come back. This place is a shell of it's former self. When I asked about Tina, they didn't seem to reassuring that she actually was coming back. I don't know what Coco looks like, but if I go back I know not to pick either of those two. 50/30 was the damage.

**Pcpc1688** · 02-11-18 13:05

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

Sounds exciting. Shared room full service with other staff around. LOL. . . Are the other MTs worthwhile?

Stay in SD as Vegas foot places if you get FS are older and not necessarily MILFS either. They are unfortunately promised that money falls off trees here in our motherland and once here sadly realize that they are getting fucked in more ways than one.

Looks like the talent here is much better and younger and tons of choices for $. 60- Similar rates in Vegas for top class young Asian tang are over $$.

PC out.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 02-11-18 12:15

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**J Meade** · 02-11-18 03:01

I'm new to the area and did a walk-in at the place on Ronson street behind the Wendy's. I drew Jessica. Late 20's, pretty face, fit firm body, nice ass, and full, firm natural C's. Paid the house fee of. 6 for an hour. Massage was okay. Not the worst I've had, but definitely not all that special. On the flip I put my hand on her leg and she immediately hiked up the short white dress she was wearing. She has a wonderful ass. After a bit of teasing on her part, negotiations commenced. She wanted 1.6 for FS but I was able to get it for 1.4. She left for a few minutes, then came back in and dropped her dress. Her body is really something to behold, at least it checked all of my boxes. She is thin with a nice flat stomach, great hip to waist ratio, and those tits! We did some mutual touching for a while. She seductively stroked me while I licked all over her chest. CBJ was as good as can be (meaning that covered doesn't do much for me, but I did enjoy watching her do it). After a good five minutes of this, we did mish (I really liked the view when she put her feet over my shoulders), and then about 10 min of CG before I finished. Hot towels then some leg massage to finish out the time. I think she wanted me to leave after the main event (45 minute mark), but I insisted we finish out the hour.

Overall I was very pleased with her service and over the moon about her body. If I have any criticism, it would be for a bit better therapeutic massage and more teasing before the flip. That being said, I recommend her and I know that I'll be back.