Massage Parlor Reports

**JimmyChitWood** · 02-04-18 03:50

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

We sure had some fun in the old days didn't we. Now there are plenty of women out there but they are all chubs. Got a chance to go to Thailand for a few days. I don't expect to partake although I hear its quite a playground. Its quite the tourist attraction.

That flight. IS BRUTTAL! Chicago to SF, SF to Tokyo, Tokyo to Bangkok. DMK airport is better than the BKK one.

www.swooptheworld.com might help you get free vag in that part of the world! It's no joke. It works.

**DaveDream** · 02-04-18 00:33

My favorite thing to search for on a porn site is "Thai bar / go go girl" Also "asian street meat". I wonder what the going price is to take one of them back to your room? When I was in the military, I was stationed in Germany and the Netherlands. I visited the red light districts and $25 bucks could get me a good fuck or suck. That was back in the 80's. I miss the window shopping!!

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Will be first time. Met a mate who has retired there. We hit it off and he invited me to stay a few days. He's there for the climate and cost, not what you might think he is there for. He does have a Thai wife and can set me up with a "tour guide companion" which is whatever I want it to be. But I will get to tour the place at the very least.

**LookingForLefty** · 02-04-18 00:18

Originally Posted by Magog [View Original Post]

Where are you headed in Thailand? I go once or twicce a year myself. Would be happy to point you in the ideal spots.

Will be first time. Met a mate who has retired there. We hit it off and he invited me to stay a few days. He's there for the climate and cost, not what you might think he is there for. He does have a Thai wife and can set me up with a "tour guide companion" which is whatever I want it to be. But I will get to tour the place at the very least.

**Magog** · 02-03-18 19:22

Where are you headed in Thailand? I go once or twicce a year myself. Would be happy to point you in the ideal spots.

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

We sure had some fun in the old days didn't we. Now there are plenty of women out there but they are all chubs. Got a chance to go to Thailand for a few days. I don't expect to partake although I hear its quite a playground. Its quite the tourist attraction.

**LookingForLefty** · 02-03-18 18:44

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Many, if not most of the women advertising massage anywhere near Stallis / Miller Parkway / National Avenue are affectionately known as "the dog pound."

There are always anomalies, but when these locations show up in classifieds, I immediately remove my unicorn glasses.

We sure had some fun in the old days didn't we. Now there are plenty of women out there but they are all chubs. Got a chance to go to Thailand for a few days. I don't expect to partake although I hear its quite a playground. Its quite the tourist attraction.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 02-03-18 14:17

Originally Posted by Archer927 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever go to the non parlor, Asian massage apartment, setups? Worth it?? Ads are all over. LOL.

I have as well as others reported on this subject several times. Some of the reports might be in the Backpage section. 98% fake pictures and usually claim only massage for standard donation and extra tips for FS. If you have a particular one in mind shoot me a pm.

**Dr Manhattan** · 02-03-18 12:51

Originally Posted by FerrariForMe [View Original Post]

Was texting one a while ago phone ending in 7010, lives in Allis. Rates are very reasonable. Pics in her adds look to be a full figured girl, not really my cup of tea. But for the price it's tempting. I can't find a name to the add so I can't search here, so any help is appreciated. Texted again this morning and thinking of seeing her Monday as I'll be in the area.

Many, if not most of the women advertising massage anywhere near Stallis / Miller Parkway / National Avenue are affectionately known as "the dog pound."

There are always anomalies, but when these locations show up in classifieds, I immediately remove my unicorn glasses.

**FerrariForMe** · 02-03-18 12:29

Originally Posted by FerrariForMe [View Original Post]

Was texting one a while ago phone ending in 7010, lives in Allis. Rates are very reasonable. Pics in her adds look to be a full figured girl, not really my cup of tea. But for the price it's tempting. I can't find a name to the add so I can't search here, so any help is appreciated. Texted again this morning and thinking of seeing her Monday as I'll be in the area.

No help needed. Got her to send a face pic and Ouch!! She would have to pay me and at a price way above what she's asking.

**FerrariForMe** · 02-03-18 11:48

Was texting one a while ago phone ending in 7010, lives in Allis. Rates are very reasonable. Pics in her adds look to be a full figured girl, not really my cup of tea. But for the price it's tempting. I can't find a name to the add so I can't search here, so any help is appreciated. Texted again this morning and thinking of seeing her Monday as I'll be in the area.

**Slugo** · 02-03-18 10:23

Originally Posted by GrayManDan [View Original Post]

Went shortly Wed before close. Shorter, youngish girl never seen before, didn't ask name.

Did back only, then asked if I wanted more time, I flipped and said yes. She motioned and I agreed, she wanted money right away. Not happy but fine.

Went to work, not enthusiastic, little rough, after a short time she acted tired and kept looking at the clock, then stopped and it became ss. Never had that happen there before, but I was maybe spoiled with Nene. Never going back.

You would almost be better off picking up a SW for a 10 HJ then go for a legitimate massage.

**GrayManDan** · 02-03-18 01:15

Went shortly Wed before close. Shorter, youngish girl never seen before, didn't ask name.

Did back only, then asked if I wanted more time, I flipped and said yes. She motioned and I agreed, she wanted money right away. Not happy but fine.

Went to work, not enthusiastic, little rough, after a short time she acted tired and kept looking at the clock, then stopped and it became ss. Never had that happen there before, but I was maybe spoiled with Nene. Never going back.

**LookingForLefty** · 02-02-18 20:21

Originally Posted by Doggo1987 [View Original Post]

I have had some nice appts in past few months. 144 and capitol was fun and unique HE experience as was 138th and GF when you get a few girls who would really indulge the limit. I guess I keep going back for the thrill of it. The girls of the AMP aren't hot save for some who have GPS. But I can't stop myself from going to AMP in area for the thought I could get extras and see how far I get! I have been hitting a ton more SS girls and that is not even remotely what I would pay for. At least I haven't had a cold AMP room yet.

The only time I got extras when I actually wanted extras with Asians was with independent operators out of a house or a nail salon girl. I've been offered extras and a few AMPs but I was not going to settle for a chubby middle age to somewhat elderly woman. Saggy boobs, missing teeth, big ass, gut, and one time I got a BBBJ and the woman put Purel on me and it burned for a week. Another used Saran wrap and I could not maintain. Find a woman you like with nice hands, relax and enjoy. Don't think about doing anything with them because they don't want you to and they don't like it. If they like they will take the lead. Now and then they do. They are women after all with feelings so if the chemistry is there, they will take the lead.

**Archer927** · 02-02-18 19:40

Anyone ever go to the non parlor, Asian massage apartment, setups? Worth it?? Ads are all over. LOL.

**Doggo1987** · 02-01-18 16:12

I have had some nice appts in past few months. 144 and capitol was fun and unique HE experience as was 138th and GF when you get a few girls who would really indulge the limit. I guess I keep going back for the thrill of it. The girls of the AMP aren't hot save for some who have GPS. But I can't stop myself from going to AMP in area for the thought I could get extras and see how far I get! I have been hitting a ton more SS girls and that is not even remotely what I would pay for. At least I haven't had a cold AMP room yet.

**LookingForLefty** · 01-31-18 13:11

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

It has become difficult in Milwaukee to find a young, attractive, trained masseuse who will offer extras. The last time I was able to find a few to choose from, were the years immediately following the 2008 economic crisis. Rachel, Margaret the Latina, Little Red, Ginger, a few AA therapists and my own private UTR come to mind. With a positive employment market flourishing, those days are behind us.

That being said, my old UTR was a young woman I met at a legit salon. She had worked as a dancer in the past. Luck and chemistry was on my side in that regard. We moved our client / therapist relationship to her condo and that kept me busy until she married and retired her table. Its not beyond reason that with some homework and repeat visits, anyone could meet another local woman willing to work privately on the side.

I've mentioned it before, but PM me if any member is interested in massage info for the north Chicago burbs. There's a petite, slender, and trained European massage therapist who will always make sure you leave Northbrook happy. Quite a few more are in their 30's or 40's, but offer the same level of service. Highly recommend.

I think with those three is was more about them having their fun for themselves and using massage as a front to meet guys. If they liked you, you had a good time.