Massage Parlor Reports

[Fun Fun Man]

Asian women, especially providers, have a different age perception especially if they estimate their own age.

Not always. I went to Ivy Spa at Lombard couple times last year and the therapist there is early to late 30's, which is still ok.

Same with bamboo spa at Warrenville. I went there in 2016 and the therapist was early 20's and quite hot.

Both location offer full menu.

I went to sun spa as well at Glen Ellyn couple times last year. Therapist there is older around 40's but appearance is still ok. Partial menu available.

Not in Ogden spa though. Her age is late 50's or early 60's with the face even older than that.

[DMichaels69]

I have been here and one of the ladies working there name is Penny. She is terrible. Lazy massage and worse extras as well as whining about the tip. She was making noises about my tip and I told her she is to accept what I give her, not to mention anything about the tip again and find a new job as she obviously is not cut out for that.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...skill/87319172

I decided to try this place last week. Arrived and greeted by old mamasan. Quoted. 7 house fee for an hour. Luckily the therapist was the one that collecting the donation. Once I saw the therapist, I was shocked. It was an ugly grandma. I was almost puked. Told her that it was completely off from the pics and went out asap. Don't go here unless you want to see ugly grandma.

[Walker333]

Yes, I know they are all fake but usually the age should still be close enough. Not in this case. Some AMPs still have young therapist.

Asian women, especially providers, have a different age perception especially if they estimate their own age.

[Fun Fun Man]

Hate ta break it to ya, sport. But NONE of the AMPs post real photos. They're all fake. Sorry.

Yes, I know they are all fake but usually the age should still be close enough. Not in this case. Some AMPs still have young therapist.

[GotMilf]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...skill/87319172

I decided to try this place last week. Arrived and greeted by old mamasan. Quoted. 7 house fee for an hour. Luckily the therapist was the one that collecting the donation. Once I saw the therapist, I was shocked. It was an ugly grandma. I was almost puked. Told her that it was completely off from the pics and went out asap. Don't go here unless you want to see ugly grandma.

Hate ta break it to ya, sport. But NONE of the AMPs post real photos. They're all fake. Sorry.

[Satriani]

Butthat's all you'll get. Sometimes undraped and almost a tease but really just a ligit place for a massage.

I haven't tried this place on the recommendations of the other guys here. If you are in the area, head down the road a bit and there are two places basically across the street from each other in Palos. The stand alone building took me a couple visits to get past SS, but the one on the second floor hasn't let me down. Was there a couple days ago actually. Same frumpy middle aged MT as usual, but she does a good job. The thin taller one hasn't been there in a while, must work at the location off 95th.

[Fun Fun Man]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...skill/87319172

I decided to try this place last week. Arrived and greeted by old mamasan. Quoted. 7 house fee for an hour. Luckily the therapist was the one that collecting the donation. Once I saw the therapist, I was shocked. It was an ugly grandma. I was almost puked. Told her that it was completely off from the pics and went out asap. Don't go here unless you want to see ugly grandma.

[MaxDavy]

That turkish bath place?

Yes, advertised as "turkish bath". Even have website. Lax retreat.

[Slick82]

Any info? Waste of time? Think its a new place under new management.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...478513457.html

I haven't tried this place on the recommendations of the other guys here. If you are in the area, head down the road a bit and there are two places basically across the street from each other in Palos. The stand alone building took me a couple visits to get past SS, but the one on the second floor hasn't let me down. Was there a couple days ago actually. Same frumpy middle aged MT as usual, but she does a good job. The thin taller one hasn't been there in a while, must work at the location off 95th.

[FngrBngr]

Any info? Waste of time? Think its a new place under new management.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...478513457.html

I don't think you'll have luck there. I haven't heard different. it's not a new place.

[FngrBngr]

Hey. Lurker and now contributing.

I had an eye candy dream. Damn, fine fine booty. It was a bath if I remember. But unfortunately it was just a bath. It was the case of "blue balls". I didn't want to be pushy but maybe had I word things differently it would have been a phenomenal dream.

I dreamt of 2 latinas with fine bodies and booties that complimented their small waists. The setup was perfect for handy work. But they shy-ed away.

I want to dream again.

That turkish bath place?

[MagneticMarty]

Any info? Waste of time? Think its a new place under new management.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...478513457.html

[VRooomBada]

Is tip expected in addition to the posted rate? Thanks.

Nope, it's a flat rate.

[Biliator]

I can also vouch for brianna and rachel, who I believe used to work with denise, as a good time if you like the turkish bath idea. They sometimes run an unbelievable deal of 4 hand for the same hourly rate as 2 hand.

Is tip expected in addition to the posted rate? Thanks.

[Walker333]

I was there last week towards closing time and Mandy was great (that sudden slim jim jab was little surprising though LOL) wanted to return for Sandy but couldn't make it, instead went to H by mil / pul and for the first time in years they shorted me by good 20 minutes.

Looks like ya fella created surge in service demand LOL.

I think she isn't there before noon, is she? Does anyone know her hours? Thanks.