Massage Parlor Reports

**LovesToSploog** · 01-18-18 15:37

Originally Posted by Thenobe [View Original Post]

Whats the scene like in Orange County? Specifically around Fullerton, Brea, Buena Park, La Habra? Any good spots with attractive girls or just grannies? I'd assume OC would be rich in AMPs but I've had a disappointing trip to Anaheim before.

There's not really much in the cities you stated, it's usually Anaheim and Garden Grove that have the best places but you need to look around. Check out the Massage Parlor Report thread for OC for more info.

**YourAsianMall** · 01-18-18 05:01

I just saw this video and I fucked this lady before.

I have seem for forgot her name.

But I know for sure she was in Culver City.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5a6052db73d7e

**Member #5596** · 01-18-18 01:18

Hey guys posting a general question here to see if I can get some quick info without doing any research. Could you guys compile all the info and then respond to me on this group thread? I would read the hundreds of pages leading up to this but thought asking here would be easier. Also I'm not even asking about LA, just somewhere nearby. Thanks.

**Thenobe** · 01-17-18 21:31

Whats the scene like in Orange County? Specifically around Fullerton, Brea, Buena Park, La Habra? Any good spots with attractive girls or just grannies? I'd assume OC would be rich in AMPs but I've had a disappointing trip to Anaheim before.

**TommySalts** · 01-17-18 21:08

I'm looking for a spot somewhere near downtown with some nice Latinas (table shower would be bonus) that do HE only. I thought this would be a pretty easy and basic thing to find in LA. I read through about 50 pages here and can't find anything to rely on. I'm a long time mongerer from the Bay Area and happy to share any intel I have.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 01-16-18 17:17

Originally Posted by Sloopy [View Original Post]

Ah I should have been clearer. Yes it's definitely likely they do HE, like you said they don't exactly try to hide it.

My main question was about the men buzzing around / in the parlor. Is this something that should deter me? I know you're right about there being nothing wrong with getting a massage. But that becomes a lot tougher to justify if (worst case scenario) there is a LE bust as a provider has my member in her hand, or if the massage parlor staff have been asked to assist LE in a bust.

Am I being paranoid here? I've had plenty of success elsewhere, but I've also never felt like I was under LE scrutiny in the parking lot.

You're being paranoid. More than likely, those are a couple of security guards that are just shooting the shit while on the clock. They couldn't care less if you got get jerked off by an old asian woman.

If police are going to raid an MP -- which doesn't happen anywhere near as often as some guys think -- they aren't going to camp outside for everyone to see. Also, the chances of police kicking in the door and seeing her practice trombone on your johnson are relatively slim.

Go enjoy your handjob, you sick perv. And be sure to report back.

**UsaDriven** · 01-16-18 16:45

Joy wellness center I think it reopened via rubmaps I need an option on it.

**UsaDriven** · 01-16-18 16:18

Anyone been to the Joy Wellness center tell me about it.

**Sloopy** · 01-16-18 00:59

Ah I should have been clearer. Yes it's definitely likely they do HE, like you said they don't exactly try to hide it.

My main question was about the men buzzing around / in the parlor. Is this something that should deter me? I know you're right about there being nothing wrong with getting a massage. But that becomes a lot tougher to justify if (worst case scenario) there is a LE bust as a provider has my member in her hand, or if the massage parlor staff have been asked to assist LE in a bust.

Am I being paranoid here? I've had plenty of success elsewhere, but I've also never felt like I was under LE scrutiny in the parking lot.

Originally Posted by RuffRuffRuff [View Original Post]

Based on the first result of a single google search, yes this place is HE. Here's the very first thing that popped on the very first google search:

http://losangeles.jeboom.com/Therape...ience/92681097

They are advertising sexy asian girls with kisses emojis.

99% of the time if you suspect it's HE. It's HE. Worst case you go inside and they give you an actual massage for $40. Remember you haven't broken the law by going to a massage parlor to get a massage.

**Member #5596** · 01-15-18 20:03

Based on the first result of a single google search, yes this place is HE. Here's the very first thing that popped on the very first google search:

http://losangeles.jeboom.com/Therape...ience/92681097

They are advertising sexy asian girls with kisses emojis.

99% of the time if you suspect it's HE. It's HE. Worst case you go inside and they give you an actual massage for $40. Remember you haven't broken the law by going to a massage parlor to get a massage.

Originally Posted by Sloopy [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Dianya Asian Massage, near CVS & Marshalls off Bristol Pkwy in Culver? It'd be a very convenient location for me and it definitely gives off a HE vibe.

But when I went to check it out the other night I was getting heavy LE signals. There were two guys watching from the back of the parking lot and appeared to be wearing LE jackets (looked like some kind of shield emblems stitched on the chests of the jackets), but they had a regular car and pickup, no LE text on them. And then when I passed by the door (didn't go in) there was a big burly guy standing a few feet in the parlor, looking out through the door at people passing by. I called beforehand and a MMS answered, so I don't think he worked there? It freaked me out something fierce. Not sure what to make of it.

I'm really just trying to find a convenient spot near-ish LAX or Culver. Doesn't even need FS. I was hoping to report back to why'all about Dianya but I got prety sketched out.

**Sloopy** · 01-15-18 16:33

Anyone been to Dianya Asian Massage, near CVS & Marshalls off Bristol Pkwy in Culver? It'd be a very convenient location for me and it definitely gives off a HE vibe.

But when I went to check it out the other night I was getting heavy LE signals. There were two guys watching from the back of the parking lot and appeared to be wearing LE jackets (looked like some kind of shield emblems stitched on the chests of the jackets), but they had a regular car and pickup, no LE text on them. And then when I passed by the door (didn't go in) there was a big burly guy standing a few feet in the parlor, looking out through the door at people passing by. I called beforehand and a MMS answered, so I don't think he worked there? It freaked me out something fierce. Not sure what to make of it.

I'm really just trying to find a convenient spot near-ish LAX or Culver. Doesn't even need FS. I was hoping to report back to why'all about Dianya but I got prety sketched out.

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**Member #5794** · 01-11-18 21:36

For some time now, the goddess gardens has been fielding some rather decent gals.

http://www.thegoddessgardens.com/

All of a sudden, this ad pops up. Why.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...soon/153843117

It looks like they lost their lease and they did not even have the decency to have a half-off handjob sale.

If anyone knows the backstory of the end of alderaan here, let me know. There is one girl there I had my eye on.

**BigBadNut** · 01-11-18 20:40

All I can do is laugh with you while trying not to piss my pants. Goldfinger should have at least given you the "Gold Finger" in your support of balding, fat, small fitted, half Philippine warty, cum stroking, hag breathing, greasy lumpy skinny nut suckers that you have endured at the GF! Well done, and may 2018 bring new openings and avenues of fresh young talent, willing talent, the kind that rims the world while jerking from behind, to the Westside where most of us live. Although I will hump it to Alhambra on your reco! I applaud your skills!

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.

Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.

We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.

**BoulderBoy** · 01-11-18 18:32

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.

Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.

We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.

LMAO Wow. I'm a guy and I love Hundred. Your posts are hilarious and your comebacks are too. Also, I wish I had your wallet. I'd hit TempleofBliss all the time too if I could.