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[Member #5596]

Hey guys posting a general question here to see if I can get some quick info without doing any research. Could you guys compile all the info and then respond to me on this group thread? I would read the hundreds of pages leading up to this but thought asking here would be easier. Also I'm not even asking about LA, just somewhere nearby. Thanks.

[Thenobe]

Whats the scene like in Orange County? Specifically around Fullerton, Brea, Buena Park, La Habra? Any good spots with attractive girls or just grannies? I'd assume OC would be rich in AMPs but I've had a disappointing trip to Anaheim before.

[TommySalts]

I'm looking for a spot somewhere near downtown with some nice Latinas (table shower would be bonus) that do HE only. I thought this would be a pretty easy and basic thing to find in LA. I read through about 50 pages here and can't find anything to rely on. I'm a long time mongerer from the Bay Area and happy to share any intel I have.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Ah I should have been clearer. Yes it's definitely likely they do HE, like you said they don't exactly try to hide it.

My main question was about the men buzzing around / in the parlor. Is this something that should deter me? I know you're right about there being nothing wrong with getting a massage. But that becomes a lot tougher to justify if (worst case scenario) there is a LE bust as a provider has my member in her hand, or if the massage parlor staff have been asked to assist LE in a bust.

Am I being paranoid here? I've had plenty of success elsewhere, but I've also never felt like I was under LE scrutiny in the parking lot.

You're being paranoid. More than likely, those are a couple of security guards that are just shooting the shit while on the clock. They couldn't care less if you got get jerked off by an old asian woman.

If police are going to raid an MP -- which doesn't happen anywhere near as often as some guys think -- they aren't going to camp outside for everyone to see. Also, the chances of police kicking in the door and seeing her practice trombone on your johnson are relatively slim.

Go enjoy your handjob, you sick perv. And be sure to report back.

[UsaDriven]

Joy wellness center I think it reopened via rubmaps I need an option on it.

[UsaDriven]

Anyone been to the Joy Wellness center tell me about it.

[Sloopy]

Ah I should have been clearer. Yes it's definitely likely they do HE, like you said they don't exactly try to hide it.

My main question was about the men buzzing around / in the parlor. Is this something that should deter me? I know you're right about there being nothing wrong with getting a massage. But that becomes a lot tougher to justify if (worst case scenario) there is a LE bust as a provider has my member in her hand, or if the massage parlor staff have been asked to assist LE in a bust.

Am I being paranoid here? I've had plenty of success elsewhere, but I've also never felt like I was under LE scrutiny in the parking lot.

Based on the first result of a single google search, yes this place is HE. Here's the very first thing that popped on the very first google search:

http://losangeles.jeboom.com/Therape...ience/92681097

They are advertising sexy asian girls with kisses emojis.

99% of the time if you suspect it's HE. It's HE. Worst case you go inside and they give you an actual massage for $40. Remember you haven't broken the law by going to a massage parlor to get a massage.

[Member #5596]

Based on the first result of a single google search, yes this place is HE. Here's the very first thing that popped on the very first google search:

http://losangeles.jeboom.com/Therape...ience/92681097

They are advertising sexy asian girls with kisses emojis.

99% of the time if you suspect it's HE. It's HE. Worst case you go inside and they give you an actual massage for $40. Remember you haven't broken the law by going to a massage parlor to get a massage.

Anyone been to Dianya Asian Massage, near CVS & Marshalls off Bristol Pkwy in Culver? It'd be a very convenient location for me and it definitely gives off a HE vibe.

But when I went to check it out the other night I was getting heavy LE signals. There were two guys watching from the back of the parking lot and appeared to be wearing LE jackets (looked like some kind of shield emblems stitched on the chests of the jackets), but they had a regular car and pickup, no LE text on them. And then when I passed by the door (didn't go in) there was a big burly guy standing a few feet in the parlor, looking out through the door at people passing by. I called beforehand and a MMS answered, so I don't think he worked there? It freaked me out something fierce. Not sure what to make of it.

I'm really just trying to find a convenient spot near-ish LAX or Culver. Doesn't even need FS. I was hoping to report back to why'all about Dianya but I got prety sketched out.

[Sloopy]

Anyone been to Dianya Asian Massage, near CVS & Marshalls off Bristol Pkwy in Culver? It'd be a very convenient location for me and it definitely gives off a HE vibe.

But when I went to check it out the other night I was getting heavy LE signals. There were two guys watching from the back of the parking lot and appeared to be wearing LE jackets (looked like some kind of shield emblems stitched on the chests of the jackets), but they had a regular car and pickup, no LE text on them. And then when I passed by the door (didn't go in) there was a big burly guy standing a few feet in the parlor, looking out through the door at people passing by. I called beforehand and a MMS answered, so I don't think he worked there? It freaked me out something fierce. Not sure what to make of it.

I'm really just trying to find a convenient spot near-ish LAX or Culver. Doesn't even need FS. I was hoping to report back to why'all about Dianya but I got prety sketched out.

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[Member #5794]

For some time now, the goddess gardens has been fielding some rather decent gals.

http://www.thegoddessgardens.com/

All of a sudden, this ad pops up. Why.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...soon/153843117

It looks like they lost their lease and they did not even have the decency to have a half-off handjob sale.

If anyone knows the backstory of the end of alderaan here, let me know. There is one girl there I had my eye on.

[BigBadNut]

All I can do is laugh with you while trying not to piss my pants. Goldfinger should have at least given you the "Gold Finger" in your support of balding, fat, small fitted, half Philippine warty, cum stroking, hag breathing, greasy lumpy skinny nut suckers that you have endured at the GF! Well done, and may 2018 bring new openings and avenues of fresh young talent, willing talent, the kind that rims the world while jerking from behind, to the Westside where most of us live. Although I will hump it to Alhambra on your reco! I applaud your skills!

Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.

Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.

We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.

[BoulderBoy]

Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.

Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.

We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.

LMAO Wow. I'm a guy and I love Hundred. Your posts are hilarious and your comebacks are too. Also, I wish I had your wallet. I'd hit TempleofBliss all the time too if I could.

[Member #5794]

Hundred.

You are one of the best posters anywhere on any board I've seen (keeping this audience in double gut busting hysterics).

Your keen wit and insight sustains all of us (which is about 10 hardcore guys).

You have repeated the investigation of the G-finger talent to the nth degree (and none of it sounds good).

So I ask you Sir, wight he utmost respect, "why the hell do you continue with this place aka Swamps of Degoba?

That being said, don't stop and carry on.

Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.

Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.

We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.

[BigBadNut]

Hundred.

You are one of the best posters anywhere on any board I've seen (keeping this audience in double gut busting hysterics).

Your keen wit and insight sustains all of us (which is about 10 hardcore guys).

You have repeated the investigation of the G-finger talent to the nth degree (and none of it sounds good).

So I ask you Sir, wight he utmost respect, "why the hell do you continue with this place aka Swamps of Degoba?

That being said, don't stop and carry on.

So, after so many years going to MPs, it finally happened. No, the bag did not break, I did not get anal, no LEO came in and asked me why I would ever get a massage at a place that has all the hygiene of a tuberculosis ward in medieval caclutta, and no mamasan came in to give me kimchi.

No, I walked in and there was another monger there in the waiting room. The MP waiting room is more uncomfortable than being a virgin at a jailhouse rodeo. I sort of stayed outside, but this guy was legendary. He fucken kissed and hugged the mamasan. I know this fucker must be a poster here. This was Tuesday 1. 9. 18 around 545 pm. Anyhow, he walked back all huggy and kissy with "jenny" this dragon from rowland high who jerked me off months ago.

She finally comes back from the soiree with this monger and greets me. I now opt for the full hour so the tech has to work her ass off to get me off. I give her 60 and while I am giving her the dough I am begging for another gal. She gets the clue and gets another masseuse ready and takes my dough.

In comes coco, a sort of fatty, almost latina / filipina looking gal who could be around 48. She was actually not bad. She was portly, had smallish proportionate tits. She had a face only a mother could love on pay day. All in all, if this girl was working at a stucco cum dump in SGV, there would be a line to the atlantic avenue exit to fuck her. She was a 3. 5.

She says you want soft, I guess she was told that I am fucken degenerate. She does soft which is just 10 minutes of tickling me and then finally getting to my crackety crack. She grabbed my hard dick from underneath and I pressed my dick against the pad and she complained I was breaking her hand. So I flipped over.

She had the oil at walking distance and she would jerk me for about 5 minutes, get oil and repeat. She attacked my cock from every angle. She took direction. I realized just how ugly of a pig she was and figured that the best thing was for me to close my eyes. After 25 minutes of cock work I blew and she did that annoying thing where she put her palm over my cock like I was a bottle of diet coke and mentos. I tipped her 50, so 50 for the house and 50 to be jerked off.

Oh this took place at an MP on a boulevard in WEST los angeles that has said direction in its name along with what you can buy alot of at home depot in sizes that are 2 by 4. The block on that boulevard is synonymous with the 19th VP of the US, William Wheeler. If you are sick of the code shit, this was at goldfinger massage at the 1900 block of westwood.