Massage Parlor Reports

[Sriracha]

But I don't think that I'll be back. I read everyone else's glowing reviews and figured that I would take them for a test drive too. A very nice old Chinese lady gave me a nice massage and a handjob. This isn't the first time that I've been disappointed in a 'can't miss' type operation but what bothered me was that I wasn't the only customer at the time. I know this because in another room one of you guys was putting the horse cock to his provider. This girl wasn't moaning she was SCREAMING at the top of her lungs with every thrust. Someone in the office even turned up the TV full blast to drown out the wailing and the banging on the wall LOL It just made me feel like everyone but me was having the time of their lives.

[DatFullService]

Once you go simple, everything else just doesn't compare. I'm waiting for cici to come back.

I went to K with a friend and got candy. Both of us got CBJ and were denied anything else. I see all these posts heralding her but this was just so bad that I don't think I'll ever return there. Truly, a waste of our money.

I hit Perfect a few times. Got this nice older girl. Late 30 early 40, in a track suit. She said it was her first day there (yeah right, cmon). Massage is okay. Ben gets me a cfs. She's really happy and excited afterward. We take a selfie together on my phone. (Her suggestion). I come back a few weeks later and mms says she doesn't work there anymore.

I pick out another girl from 4 available. $. 2. Decent massage. Follows instruction well. Cfs but did get some Lk in as well as a digital memento.

I think I'm going to just wait til cici comes back. These other experiences, while good, just don't compare.

[PonFarrCrzy]

Hey JH,

You are correct sir.

Mondo.

Puente Spa mamasan who used to be at HT has been gone for awhile from due to health issues. Apparently Puente has new ownership with new mamasans whenever I have been there.

[Socalimp]

I walked into Mengs once. Saw 3 women there, all of them over 60 years old. Turned around and went over to Perfect instead.

As the saying goes, if there is one constant, that would be change.

Not sure what transpired but it's now worth checking out.

[Mondo72]

Been doing some homework after having been gone for years.

If I'm not mistaken, the old MMS of HT is now the current MMS of Puente Spa?

Hey JH,

You are correct sir.

Mondo.

[Lovergrrl]

Thanks for the intel on mengs. I wish I knew about this place earlier. I've passed by so many times, but I figured it was legit. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in last week and an older coco started massage, but I asked for the younger one, but ended up getting someone else. Younger, and very fit. She works out, probably yoga, and started with a a light massage. We started flirting and she played a little hard to get. I ended up slipping my fingers in her pants which I got partly down, and massaged her kitty and ass. I usually try both at the same time to determine a girl's willingness for ass play. Turns out that she was very willing. Ended up sticking it in her ass after a little spit lube, and literally lasted like 3 minutes, as I was pretty turned on. This seldom happens, so I was pretty exited. Finished inside her, and cleaned up. Since then I've been pretty stressed about going bbacia so went to the doc to get checked. Will likely return. Total damage: 30 door / 80 tip.

I walked into Mengs once. Saw 3 women there, all of them over 60 years old. Turned around and went over to Perfect instead.

[JHeezy]

Been doing some homework after having been gone for years.

If I'm not mistaken, the old MMS of HT is now the current MMS of Puente Spa?

[Socalimp]

Thanks for the intel on mengs. I wish I knew about this place earlier. I've passed by so many times, but I figured it was legit. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in last week and an older coco started massage, but I asked for the younger one, but ended up getting someone else. Younger, and very fit. She works out, probably yoga, and started with a a light massage. We started flirting and she played a little hard to get. I ended up slipping my fingers in her pants which I got partly down, and massaged her kitty and ass. I usually try both at the same time to determine a girl's willingness for ass play. Turns out that she was very willing. Ended up sticking it in her ass after a little spit lube, and literally lasted like 3 minutes, as I was pretty turned on. This seldom happens, so I was pretty exited. Finished inside her, and cleaned up. Since then I've been pretty stressed about going bbacia so went to the doc to get checked. Will likely return. Total damage: 30 door / 80 tip.

You are very welcome and thanks for helping stretch out these providers.

There are a lot more places like this that I will be posting once I've given my fill. (pun intended).

[BenderOver]

For the record, an illegal turn in LA is $289 + credit card charge.

+ Insurance rate adjustment for the next three years. You'll likely lose your Good Driver discount if you qualified for it before.

[Into N Out]

Thanks for the intel on mengs. I wish I knew about this place earlier. I've passed by so many times, but I figured it was legit. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in last week and an older coco started massage, but I asked for the younger one, but ended up getting someone else. Younger, and very fit. She works out, probably yoga, and started with a a light massage. We started flirting and she played a little hard to get. I ended up slipping my fingers in her pants which I got partly down, and massaged her kitty and ass. I usually try both at the same time to determine a girl's willingness for ass play. Turns out that she was very willing. Ended up sticking it in her ass after a little spit lube, and literally lasted like 3 minutes, as I was pretty turned on. This seldom happens, so I was pretty exited. Finished inside her, and cleaned up. Since then I've been pretty stressed about going bbacia so went to the doc to get checked. Will likely return. Total damage: 30 door / 80 tip.

[Gogotom]

Which place, by Del Mar?

Rosemead Pasadena.

[AsianWonder269]

I've been hitting up this place every time I have business in the SGV. Wound up getting yo yo after see see passed me off to her the first time. I've been requesting yo yo ever since. Since I speak her language (money), she's been very good to me.

Fantastic fbsm with a little snail trail action followed by BBBJ and cfs. After several visits, she offered sans cover but I declined.

The last time I was there was right before the new year. She asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner with her. I kindly declined. Not sure if I want to be seen around town with a 50 year old Chinese lady. I'm sure I'd be getting some looks from people.

[TomLimone]

Try Rosemead Blvd. Pasadena, San Gabriel Valley.

Nana 25 to 30 everything on menu must try nice looking Chinese. 5 for house.

+$4.

Which place, by Del Mar?

[James D 2004]

For the record, an illegal turn in LA is $289 + credit card charge.

[Leche]

Whatever happened to MalibuB?

I remember he lead me to this Sky Park Circle place in the OC, Monica was the Mamasan, saw Bebe there. Good times.

Buddy, I hate to remind you how old you are, but that shit was way longer than 5-10 years ago. I think it's upwards of 15+ years ago.

Diana of Braz Myst was the surprise fuck of the century for me. I walked into that joint cold turkey after reading some brief review on it. Didn't know who to ask for so I hit up MMS for the line up. Diana was the prettiest one there, so I chose her. Pretty face, curly hair, skinny body but awesome curves and nice titties.

I get into the therapy room and undress. Then the nuttiest shit happens. Diana comes in and starts rubbing scented oil on me and uses a warm rock as a massage tool. Uh. Ok. This really isn't working for me, I think I just got bamboozled. This shit goes on for 10 minutes and I'm thinking wow, did I just dumbdicked.

She tells me to flip, puts her hands on my junk, and she's got the nicest smoothest hands ever. It was such a gentle caress I hit maximum wood in no time. I mean 2 seconds flat I'm raging hard.

The surprise begins here. She goes down on me on the spot, no negotiating, no nothing, and it's one of the best fucking BBBJ's I've ever had in my life. There was something magically "cool" about her tongue. Perfect amount of wetness and friction. Between BBBJ's, she DFK and it was the most erotic DFK ever. I tell you, some girls with their magic tongues. It was nature's perfection.

The cover goes on, and I'm pounding away at her when I rub up against her backdoor in mish. She tells me she doesn't want it back there, and I offer to tip extra. She agreed, and I eased it up her backside. Wow, that beauty was a sweet ride! I turn her around doggie bent over the massage table and eased it back into her ass. She took it deeply and seemed to enjoy it so much.

I'm going medium, hard, soft, medium, hard, soft on the rhythm when I look down and noticed the condom slipped off. I told her hey, um. The cover's come off, and she tells me to keep going! Goddamnit, I couldn't hold it much longer after that, and not 10 seconds go by after she told me to keep going that I nut inside her ass.

Lots of firsts for me on that trip. First bb with a provider ever. First anal with a provider ever. First bb anal with a provider ever.

Looking back, my bare cock sliding into her ass was the best thing the little fucker has ever felt, bar none. It's a shame that shortly after that experience I only got to repeat once more (and yeah she remembered me enough that we went straight to bare anal. OMG!

Shortly after, some fuckers started posting about how he caught genital herpes from Diana. I never confirmed that allegation, Diana left shortly after. And I never had an outbreak ever, so who knows.

God I miss that ass.

Bender.