Massage Parlor Reports

**Simp4ebony** · 01-04-18 22:24

Originally Posted by RogerOver [View Original Post]

Her ad (on an escort site) says:

Incall bodyrub by luscious ebony complete body rub come to me relax let me make you feel better. $55.00 half hour and $100.00 for a full hour.I am an experience you won't forget.

Thanks for the review. Guess you won't forget. She absolutely knows the deal. Curious, when you were chatting her up did she indicate there wasn't a finish?

She said the happy ending would happen via a lap dance. I took that to mean I'd "finish. " Not so much. The three other times I've contacted a girl from a massage ad (as opposed to an AMP), there was a legit happy ending. And one turned into my UTR Escort for a minute. I can't imagine anyone wants a plastic toy rub down and a strip dance with no release.

**RogerOver** · 01-04-18 21:04

Originally Posted by IlvblckGrls [View Original Post]

So I just got back from seeing this girl:

https://alligator.com.cincinnati.esc...ost/25228095/#

The good: she is SO much better looking than in her photos. She had on a naughty schoolgirl outfit, and she was SO HOT. Her boobs are some of the best boobs I have ever seen. I could just look at them all day. Dark skin. Damn near flawless. No tats.

The bad: just about everything else. The "massage" involved rubbing a battery operated plastic massager on my back. I eventually convinced her that her hands felt better. On the flip, she picked up her game some, and even gave me a quick touch on my cock as a tease. She asked if I usually get "happy endings. " She told me her "happy endings" come in the form of a lap dance. So, I thought she'd finish me off that way.

The sub-par body rub ended, and I guess, as far as a lap dance goes, it was okay. I mean, she's super hot. But, c'Mon. , we all know the point of this hobby is to get off at the end. I didn't. It doesn't even take me long. She just didn't do anything that involved contact for more than a handful of seconds at a time. She was a clockwatcher, and without even really trying to finish me off, she announced the time was over.

"I don't get to finish? I asked.

"You can do that on your own time. ".

WTF? Seriously? I can do that on my own time? It was the worst attitude I've ever met since starting the hobby. Maybe I've been lucky. I've never been jumped or mugged or anything, and I always finish at the end. I've never even imagined someone would tell me to finish "on my own time. ".

So, if you want to see (and only see) nice boobs while someone rubs a cheap plastic thing on your back, by all means, waste your time and money like I just did. For everyone else, I suggest spending "your own time" somewhere else. Now I've spent my money, and I wish I had just called Rene.

(Posting at both the BP and massage parlor strands.).

Her ad (on an escort site) says:

Incall bodyrub by luscious ebony complete body rub come to me relax let me make you feel better. $55.00 half hour and $100.00 for a full hour.I am an experience you won't forget.

Thanks for the review. Guess you won't forget. She absolutely knows the deal. Curious, when you were chatting her up did she indicate there wasn't a finish?

**Corvette17** · 01-04-18 18:26

Originally Posted by RogerOver [View Original Post]

Looks like it's time to drop by Ste. 103 B (Lower Level) when you go visit your friend next time.

Her name is Dehjah, give a great massage!

**Simp4ebony** · 01-04-18 18:14

So I just got back from seeing this girl:

https://alligator.com.cincinnati.esc...ost/25228095/#

The good: she is SO much better looking than in her photos. She had on a naughty schoolgirl outfit, and she was SO HOT. Her boobs are some of the best boobs I have ever seen. I could just look at them all day. Dark skin. Damn near flawless. No tats.

The bad: just about everything else. The "massage" involved rubbing a battery operated plastic massager on my back. I eventually convinced her that her hands felt better. On the flip, she picked up her game some, and even gave me a quick touch on my cock as a tease. She asked if I usually get "happy endings. " She told me her "happy endings" come in the form of a lap dance. So, I thought she'd finish me off that way.

The sub-par body rub ended, and I guess, as far as a lap dance goes, it was okay. I mean, she's super hot. But, c'Mon. , we all know the point of this hobby is to get off at the end. I didn't. It doesn't even take me long. She just didn't do anything that involved contact for more than a handful of seconds at a time. She was a clockwatcher, and without even really trying to finish me off, she announced the time was over.

"I don't get to finish? I asked.

"You can do that on your own time. ".

WTF? Seriously? I can do that on my own time? It was the worst attitude I've ever met since starting the hobby. Maybe I've been lucky. I've never been jumped or mugged or anything, and I always finish at the end. I've never even imagined someone would tell me to finish "on my own time. ".

So, if you want to see (and only see) nice boobs while someone rubs a cheap plastic thing on your back, by all means, waste your time and money like I just did. For everyone else, I suggest spending "your own time" somewhere else. Now I've spent my money, and I wish I had just called Rene.

(Posting at both the BP and massage parlor strands.).

**WillyWonk** · 01-04-18 14:00

Anyone find her.

**The Gark** · 01-04-18 08:13

This chick looks good. Anyone tried to hook up yet?

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Thera...ssage/56119922

**Mbgbe696** · 01-03-18 23:46

Originally Posted by Jale0981 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if Katie is still around?

Yes she is, one of my favorites.

**GrayGhost** · 01-03-18 22:03

Originally Posted by Shashad [View Original Post]

I usually go to a place in loveland and always leave happy and never shorted but I'd like more things on the menu. Anyone ever tried light house around maineville or oasis in milford? Would like more than just a diy or a hand.

Don't waste your money on Oasis in Milford, its very Legit.

**OnlyThisTime** · 01-03-18 21:31

Originally Posted by GrayGhost [View Original Post]

How are they getting everyone's phone number? I texted them back and told them to take me off the text list!

Because you guys are calling and asking questions. They are all owned by the same people. If you don't want AMPs to have your number, don't call and ask questions.

**SpareChange99** · 01-03-18 20:38

TOFTT. Won't repeat.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Thera...young/50774057

Pros. Quiet; relatively clean location.

Cons. Paid $60 for 1 hour. Humorless petite Asian lady of indeterminant age, moderate body odor. Draped with a towel (her doing) the entire time. Worked 35 minutes on my back; was only an OK massage without a hint of sensuality. Barely touched my legs. Did some of that stupid pounding also; whatever that is. Flipped and draped; spent 10 minutes massaging my scalp in a bored way then said "all done. You want water?" and left the room at the 45 minute mark of a 1 hour massage.

**GrayGhost** · 01-03-18 17:29

Originally Posted by MassageIt [View Original Post]

I also have received texts also. The phony pics for their ads match in most cases. I figure the manager is same for both places.

Mt.

How are they getting everyone's phone number? I texted them back and told them to take me off the text list!

**Shashad** · 01-03-18 14:56

I usually go to a place in loveland and always leave happy and never shorted but I'd like more things on the menu. Anyone ever tried light house around maineville or oasis in milford? Would like more than just a diy or a hand.

**Jale0981** · 01-03-18 14:16

Just wondering if Katie is still around?

**Jale0981** · 01-03-18 14:08

Just wondering if Katie is still around?

**MassageIt** · 01-03-18 11:13

Originally Posted by Busserx [View Original Post]

I received an out of the blue text a few weeks ago. It was for the Asian massage place on 8 mile. I have no idea how they got my number. I've never been there, nor have I called there. The person who owns the place must own another place that I've been to. The only places I've called is the 5 Mints from Kenwood place and Magic Hands. I blocked the number from further contact.

I also have received texts also. The phony pics for their ads match in most cases. I figure the manager is same for both places.

Mt.