Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBadNut]

Hundred.

You are one of the best posters anywhere on any board I've seen (keeping this audience in double gut busting hysterics).

Your keen wit and insight sustains all of us (which is about 10 hardcore guys).

You have repeated the investigation of the G-finger talent to the nth degree (and none of it sounds good).

So I ask you Sir, wight he utmost respect, "why the hell do you continue with this place aka Swamps of Degoba?

That being said, don't stop and carry on.

So, after so many years going to MPs, it finally happened. No, the bag did not break, I did not get anal, no LEO came in and asked me why I would ever get a massage at a place that has all the hygiene of a tuberculosis ward in medieval caclutta, and no mamasan came in to give me kimchi.

No, I walked in and there was another monger there in the waiting room. The MP waiting room is more uncomfortable than being a virgin at a jailhouse rodeo. I sort of stayed outside, but this guy was legendary. He fucken kissed and hugged the mamasan. I know this fucker must be a poster here. This was Tuesday 1. 9. 18 around 545 pm. Anyhow, he walked back all huggy and kissy with "jenny" this dragon from rowland high who jerked me off months ago.

She finally comes back from the soiree with this monger and greets me. I now opt for the full hour so the tech has to work her ass off to get me off. I give her 60 and while I am giving her the dough I am begging for another gal. She gets the clue and gets another masseuse ready and takes my dough.

In comes coco, a sort of fatty, almost latina / filipina looking gal who could be around 48. She was actually not bad. She was portly, had smallish proportionate tits. She had a face only a mother could love on pay day. All in all, if this girl was working at a stucco cum dump in SGV, there would be a line to the atlantic avenue exit to fuck her. She was a 3. 5.

She says you want soft, I guess she was told that I am fucken degenerate. She does soft which is just 10 minutes of tickling me and then finally getting to my crackety crack. She grabbed my hard dick from underneath and I pressed my dick against the pad and she complained I was breaking her hand. So I flipped over.

She had the oil at walking distance and she would jerk me for about 5 minutes, get oil and repeat. She attacked my cock from every angle. She took direction. I realized just how ugly of a pig she was and figured that the best thing was for me to close my eyes. After 25 minutes of cock work I blew and she did that annoying thing where she put her palm over my cock like I was a bottle of diet coke and mentos. I tipped her 50, so 50 for the house and 50 to be jerked off.

Oh this took place at an MP on a boulevard in WEST los angeles that has said direction in its name along with what you can buy alot of at home depot in sizes that are 2 by 4. The block on that boulevard is synonymous with the 19th VP of the US, William Wheeler. If you are sick of the code shit, this was at goldfinger massage at the 1900 block of westwood.

[BigBadNut]

Was cruising down Olympic thinking I might take a shot at someplace now. Stopped and took a look at bobby center. Wasn't quite sure what to make of it the ads are very overstated as usually are. Anyone have experience there?

[Member #5794]

So, after so many years going to MPs, it finally happened. No, the bag did not break, I did not get anal, no LEO came in and asked me why I would ever get a massage at a place that has all the hygiene of a tuberculosis ward in medieval caclutta, and no mamasan came in to give me kimchi.

No, I walked in and there was another monger there in the waiting room. The MP waiting room is more uncomfortable than being a virgin at a jailhouse rodeo. I sort of stayed outside, but this guy was legendary. He fucken kissed and hugged the mamasan. I know this fucker must be a poster here. This was Tuesday 1. 9. 18 around 545 pm. Anyhow, he walked back all huggy and kissy with "jenny" this dragon from rowland high who jerked me off months ago.

She finally comes back from the soiree with this monger and greets me. I now opt for the full hour so the tech has to work her ass off to get me off. I give her 60 and while I am giving her the dough I am begging for another gal. She gets the clue and gets another masseuse ready and takes my dough.

In comes coco, a sort of fatty, almost latina / filipina looking gal who could be around 48. She was actually not bad. She was portly, had smallish proportionate tits. She had a face only a mother could love on pay day. All in all, if this girl was working at a stucco cum dump in SGV, there would be a line to the atlantic avenue exit to fuck her. She was a 3. 5.

She says you want soft, I guess she was told that I am fucken degenerate. She does soft which is just 10 minutes of tickling me and then finally getting to my crackety crack. She grabbed my hard dick from underneath and I pressed my dick against the pad and she complained I was breaking her hand. So I flipped over.

She had the oil at walking distance and she would jerk me for about 5 minutes, get oil and repeat. She attacked my cock from every angle. She took direction. I realized just how ugly of a pig she was and figured that the best thing was for me to close my eyes. After 25 minutes of cock work I blew and she did that annoying thing where she put her palm over my cock like I was a bottle of diet coke and mentos. I tipped her 50, so 50 for the house and 50 to be jerked off.

Oh this took place at an MP on a boulevard in WEST los angeles that has said direction in its name along with what you can buy alot of at home depot in sizes that are 2 by 4. The block on that boulevard is synonymous with the 19th VP of the US, William Wheeler. If you are sick of the code shit, this was at goldfinger massage at the 1900 block of westwood.

[Ron Odalay]

In Lakewood, typical advertisements and a webpage. Any info?

[Willie23]

I went Thai, and now I can't go back to Korean or Chinese. Been frequenting a spot in Bevery Hills. The cleanest spot I ever been to, found my ATF who is now unfortunately leaving only after I've visited 3 times. No FS, but just gorgeous girls South of 40 that look south of 30 giving great massages and HE in a practically legit, super clean environment. After playing with some cute, young Thai girls, I don't want to take a chance with any other spots. Got some intel that I'd be happy to share for any Thai recommendations. Shoot me a PM.

Try for a phone number if your ATF is leaving. As you'll see if you scan any number of posts in this thread, it's full of regrets about losing contact with an ATF. Sometimes providers move on to another parlor or retire then "unretire" or might want occasional off-site dates.

[Thenobe]

I went Thai, and now I can't go back to Korean or Chinese. Been frequenting a spot in Bevery Hills. The cleanest spot I ever been to, found my ATF who is now unfortunately leaving only after I've visited 3 times. No FS, but just gorgeous girls South of 40 that look south of 30 giving great massages and HE in a practically legit, super clean environment. After playing with some cute, young Thai girls, I don't want to take a chance with any other spots. Got some intel that I'd be happy to share for any Thai recommendations. Shoot me a PM.

[MikeFandango]

I've realized that one man's 10 is another man's 6. I would say this provider gave a terrible massage, clearly no training, it was actually pretty uncomfortable. I also wouldn't classify her as a spinner, she's got some meat on her for sure and a flat ass, I would rate her body a 7. Also a butterface. Just wanted to throw this out there before a bunch of people got really high hopes for this one (I did).

Just Like RuffRuffRuff I got a nice session with the same lady, she was pleasant, good looking and I enjoy the makeout session (sorry no massage, I prefer spend my time kissing), I also believe in give them a fair amount, but then again I prefer the hot Koreans for two bills in koreatown than the 60 plus SGV gilfs for 60/80 all included.

[Mr Sixty]

Had a delectable experience tonight to close out 2017. That's right. I do not consider today to be part of the year 2018. Until Jan 2nd I adhere to absolutely zero new year's resolutions. So all forms of debauchery were performed today and that of course had to include an intense, illuminating sexual experience.

Mysteries or not, I enjoy reading all your posts. Great writing, and I like your gentility and "sense of pleasure," as it were.

[Member #5596]

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[AsianPussy]

Some places will tell you some won't. Some don't even speak English when they answer the phone. That's why if you find a keeper always ask her what days she works. Some FS girls only do 1 day a week. Average FS girl is 2-3 days. There's only so much pounding their sweet asian pussies can take!

If you know Betty works at HT. Why don't you call them and ask what days she works?

This thread shouldn't be FAQ for people not willing to put in bare minimum effort.

I point this out in an attempt to improve this thread to the greatest that it should be.

[Member #5596]

I had the unfortunate urge to get a burger for lunch today. Bad move. For the second time in a row this place disappoints and left me with a taste of "food poisoning" if you will.

Today I ask the mamasan to show me the line. She says ok no problem. Of course the worst of the bunch of girls comes right in and closes the door. I tell her I asked to see the lineup. She says she's the only girl available. She goes by Dakota. Wow I've never interacted with someone that I thought had just snorted a speedball, but pretty god damn sure she was on the hard stuff. Yabbering constantly thorughout the brief massage (which I will say for the standards of this place was better than usual). She did deploy oil which to me is just gross. Fine. After telling me all about her failed NYE and a myriad of seemily unrelated topics she finally said "do you want to filp or?" I said fine. It's sort of awkward. "How do you want to start" killing the mood instantly. She then goes on about how her miniscus is torn and that missionary would be best. That I would need to be on top. I completely respect people of the trade and am always kind and humorous (to disarm the situation). But her cracked out face ranting about some injury that made less and less sense as she went on put a bad taste in my mouth. Her body was average but her as was insanely soft and plump. I say K9 she says fine. As I enter I realize I may not have entered? Then wait. Oh she's that loose. As we're in K9 she fake moans and moans. I slow down and she immediately says "ok what's next" ahhh should I tell you or just do it? I don't know what to think at this point. I ask to be lazy and lay down, she obliges. We're now in cowgirl and wow the crack must have really hit right then. She starts moaning like crazy, her face goes into cum-mode and I can feel her cervix (for the first time at all LOL) start to quiver and go nuts. She crack-cums! She's in such ecstasy for a minute or two that I think she forgot I wasn't her main man. She is now licking and moaning and all this stuff. She's now soaking wet to the point I can feel her wetness on my inner thighs. She says she wants K9 again but I say no no just let me I'm close. I do my business and we clean up. She starts jammering again faster than a coked up college kid. Something about the whole thing just felt gross.

A few weeks back I had a different but equally lame experience with a Korean girl that works there. I immediately discarded her name from my memory as I vowed never to see her again. She was tiny and very pale, cute though. She was so negative the entire time that it was just odd. She too asked me out loud every time what position to go to next in an ultra clinical way. If I picked up steam in any position she got angered and told me to slow down. Always telling me to return to missionary, almost in a condescending way. She must have been new to the trade. It was so awkward that I then vowed not to eat a burger for a long time. But naturally my depraved instincts kicked in and I caught the urge to return today. Mistakes all around. Come to think of it I had a lame experience there a few weeks before the Korean. Ugh.

For you guys out there that want to make sure you have a good experience. Go elsewhere. If I had to rate them like LA County does for health standards at all restaurants (where they put the letter on a sign in the window) I'd have to give this place a C.

Looks like the burger joint needs to clean out the kitchen.

[Member #5596]

What days does Betty work and can anyone recommended places with white girls preferably FS.

If you know Betty works at HT. Why don't you call them and ask what days she works?

This thread shouldn't be FAQ for people not willing to put in bare minimum effort.

I point this out in an attempt to improve this thread to the greatest that it should be.

[James Pants]

What days does Betty work and can anyone recommended places with white girls preferably FS.

[James Pants]

When does she work? I've had Diana, definitely recommend.

Tried to up sell me to. 20 but was okay with just 100.

Does anyone else have a recommendation for a place with FS white girl.

[Member #5596]

Had a delectable experience tonight to close out 2017. That's right. I do not consider today to be part of the year 2018. Until Jan 2nd I adhere to absolutely zero new year's resolutions. So all forms of debauchery were performed today and that of course had to include an intense, illuminating sexual experience.

On one of my previous visits to this fine establishment, after all was said and done and I was on my way to the exit, a much younger and seemingly sexier performer than the one I had just been with caught my eye. The experience that day was nothing to complain about but as the weeks carried on I found myself wondering. What would it have been like if it was with this other mysterious girl?

I was fortunate that day to catch her name. So this morning I called and asked if she was working. Well indeed she was. My lucky day. But I wasn't sold yet. Something about the holiday had me thinking about being more frugal. That coupled with my failed NYE lay from the night before didn't sit well. So I toyed with the idea all day and ended up saying exactly what I always say. Fuck it. And come on why not end the year in style?

As I drove up I saw someone standing outside and then walk in. A female. Was this her? Was she going to be as hot and mysterious as she was in the memory I replayed over and over in my head? After all I only saw her for maybe five or ten seconds on that fateful day.

Upon entry I was brisked into the first room by the provider I already had been with before. I told her no no. I want "xxx". She said yes ok, then comes back in and as though all is fine. I had to kindly ask again and finally upon hearing her name uttered, the mystery girl popped her head in. "We go to ossser room". Yes mam.

Was she as hot and youthful as my memory had deemed her to be? Well. No. She was not. But a great ass and her fun playful personality that made up for it. I guess when you go to a place known for older Asian providers giving BBBJs and then see a younger tech you think my god. Could this possibly be the Asian BBBJ queen I've been searching for all these years??

I head into the new room and make myself comfortable. I personally like having a couple of minutes to undress and lay on the table alone before the tech returns. Luckily I got just that and settled in pretty well. Nice and relaxed, ready to light some New Years fireworks of my own. She came back in and set me at ease with a nice massage (no oil, thank god). She wore a tight, soft black dress and it made her ass just pop. As she massaged me I couldn't help but catch glances of it when she made her way around the table. Finally I decided that I wasn't going to do the entire massage back and forth dance and just reach out for that ass. She chuckled and let me get a nice big handful. I held it and just smiled. She then bent over for me, putting her hands on the table so I could get a better look. She let me pull her dress up and awe at the marvels of her ass. Now I had just come from a happy hour of sorts so the beer goggles were on. This one is fine in the looks department was just average. But beer makes everything beautiful so by god in that moment she was too.

Now here is where it gets interesting. This place is one of the only that I know of in the area that does BBBJs. She asked if I had a hat on me. Wanting to be coy I said oh man you know what I don't. She pulled her dress back up (over her boobs) indicating that it was game over. Then said "gotcha" with funny humorous look and got immediately on her knees. She pulled the dress back down, exposing her cute sized knockers, and took in my full penis into her mouth. Aww, yes. There it is. I am now half sitting on the table and she's putting in some hardcore work. She knows this skill and breathes life into my old bones. I am now raging hard and stand up letting her bob up and down. Eye contact. Fun stuff.

After a while I start to get bored and look down seeing that ass again. Time to let her know. Ohhhh you meant condom? Yeah I have one of those. She laughs and says "you bad, bad boy. You bad boy!" She has a great sense of humor and really doesn't care. I put the hat on the table and she gives me another minute or so of delicious BBBJ'ing.

She slides on the hat and I go at her from behind. I start slow and enjoy her petite frame then throw it into maximum overdrive. I rail her for around five minutes until both of us are just exhausted. We explore a myriad of positions on the table, with me laying down and her on top, until I get the urge to stand again.

This time I tell her to lay down. I put my cock right up next to her face (she's laying with her back to the table) and she starts sucking. It feels incredible to look at her body while she does this. Loads of eye contact. I had just torn her a new one so in a way I think she was thanking me. Finally she starts to just slam it into her own version of HJ overdrive. My rod still hovering over her face as she does this, eyes staring deep into my soul. She knows I'm having the time of my life and there's only one thing in the way of pure bliss. The hat. She pulls it off and inhales my hard, throbbing penis. She's now BBBJing me as she lays on the table. I'm fingering her and staring at her marvelous efforts. She throws it back into HJ-overdrive. This is so hot because we both know my load is going to be blasted all over her face. She says some dirty weird shit to me while her hands reach roughly 65 mph. Now I normally never release while standing up. Not something I've done often as it takes more effort on my part. Well today when she hit 65 mph on the HJ, then gobbling my bare sword while I face fuck her? That right there is a recipe for a big bad nut. I shoot my rope straight down her throat until she coughs. She won't let it go. God that's an amazing feeling. She just keeps suckin and suckin and suckin knowin full well there's not much water left in the Camelbak. Once she's determined that no more of my seed is left, and that it's all now inside her, she gets up and coughs it all into a napkin. Apparently not getting laid on NYE left me loaded up with more than she could handle. It's now dripping all off me and onto the floor. She's cleaning it off her face too. I even see some on the pillow where her head was. I start chuckling just thinking about the next unlucky bastard such as myself that might happen their way in there tonight. Relaxing onto that same pillow and grinning as they think about how great their weekly treat will be, having no idea my load is right there with them.

I reach for the towel that was used to cover me (which was laying folded on the table when I entered the room) and she says "no no no use this" handing me a baby wipe. I ask her. Wait are those towels clean? She says that one that comes folded is never cleaned LOL. Gross. It then occurred to me that I too was the exact person I was just imagining that would end up putting their face in my cum. Had I not been that very same person before my massage began? Which one of you sick bastards cum did I unkowningly get all over my face? Loads and loads of alcohol sprays please. Thank hun.

We exchange pleasantries talking about her home country. I'm fairly familiar with it so we spend a couple minutes chatting. I throw a benjamin on the table and she thanks me. Glad she didn't coerce me for another twenty. Hate that.

All in this was a great nut but nothing more. Sure the BBBJ is a rare score at an AMP but beyond that, and the depravities she allowed me to perform, this was no amazing life changing experience. Just a good good nut when you need one.

I suppose in the end that that's why I'm in this to begin with. Constantly chasing the hottest masseuse leads to frequent disappointment. But a good hard nut when you need one? Priceless.

Moving forward I am not going to put the name of establishments or providers in my post. There are cues in them that you'll pick up on to know which spot I'm talking about. If anyone wants the info DM me and I'll provide. But only if you post regularly on this board. The number of people who never share is just annoying. At least a hundred people have reached out to me in DM looking for all kinds of intricate details. The funny thing is that I'll provide everything they need. And ask a question of my own. How many people respond to my question? So far one or two. Also, without saying too much, getting called out on this thread recently by someone posting for the very first time broke the camels back. All in I received four DM's from the same guy. LOL. I urge all of you guys to shroud your posts in mystery. If you do then the active community can swap good intel and the hit and run guys can figure it out on their own. After all that's half the fun, is it not?