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12-15-17 13:49 #1197Senior Member

Posts: 1954You must be busy trying them all or you belong to a secret society that you cannot admit, LOL.
Originally Posted by Jdmba
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I have seen the clothed pictures of NP and it wasn't promising. She can be anybody and have any number of tats, LOL.
Now you see the main reason for taking down pictures is that you cannot have the same girl on different sites charging differently. These girls only put out their pictures on the day they advertise on HX, even taking them out after a few hours. The 91/55 crew has been charging non-HX clients more than double for years. The Red Ty thing made it official; they are going for more clients of that sort.
Most of the professional bookers aren't there except for the day of business. Accounts with no pictures discourage HX hunters and regulars from useless PM. Do you like flowers? Can I bring my diaper next time?
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12-15-17 10:58 #1196Senior Member

Posts: 155So who is this blonde beauty? Can you share the handle?
Originally Posted by JamesD2004
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12-15-17 10:56 #1195Senior Member

Posts: 155Nikole Price.
Intel has it she is pimped by Alexis, she's a coworker of GiulianaLombardy, etc.
Originally Posted by Fatonius
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Same profile layout, Newport Beach, 18 or 19, young Latina, that's her (Alexis') modus operandi.
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12-15-17 01:15 #1194Senior Member

Posts: 196Np
I still haven't heard from any members which is a bit odd. And, she took down all her pics now so I am thinking it might be bogus.
Originally Posted by SCJohn
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12-14-17 19:33 #1193Senior Member

Posts: 155Do you guys know which ones are the pimps on HX? It is so confusing.
Originally Posted by KoolKeith323
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12-13-17 13:34 #1192Senior Member

Posts: 1253Very stealthy. Must be active since she's getting rated, I guess you just need to send her a PM for more info. I've PM a couple of guys too haven't heard back yet.
Originally Posted by Fatonius
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12-13-17 00:01 #1191Senior Member

Posts: 196NikolePrice
I saw pics of this profile when it first went up but they soon took down those face pics, so I am not sure if it is really the girl.
Originally Posted by LoveFinePussy
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I wrote to a couple of members in her network but have yet to hear back from them.
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12-09-17 16:35 #1190Senior Member

Posts: 1954More on that blonde.
It's not hard to find her; I got a lot of HX PM's. But if I tell you, I am giving away my HX handle. Not so easy. She does have classified but rarely; she is new; she's still around every day. She looks a few years younger than her age, like a high school cheerleader. She needs a photographer. Her pictures all look like different persons and didn't show off her assets well. She has decent legs, waist bottom, and fuller breasts than her picture looks. She's a spinner about 5'3 to 5'5. Her face takes makeup very well but very OK without.
I tried to prebook her, texted her on the day but no reply. Just when I thought she is gone, she replied and scheduled me half a day later from my request. I still can't figure her out. Maybe she works BP too and timeshare hotel rooms. Maybe she can't take so many cocks and spread it out. Maybe her pussy is small and operates at very low volume.
When I got there she didn't seem to be well prepared. Her room was a little untidy as always; she seemed to be living there. She seemed to be a bit tired. Later I didn't feel that she was overworked down there. She could have taken a joint to enhance her performance. Some took it to deal with SOFU guys, LOL. I had classy escorts who took it or something else so we could have an amazing time together.
In the hot shower, I decontaminated everything I wanted to go down on. I rubbed my hands and my cock on her body. All that made me rock hard. She remembered to wait for me to carry her to bed. I dinned on her why and O. I liked to watch her porn style BBBJ. When she was too intense, she would go back to licking my head with her tongue tip, getting me rock hard again. She might do BBBJCIM but that's not I wanted yet.
She forgot to get her condom ready, asked me to get it in her bag. I showed her my 003 but she wouldn't trust it. I also had my Trojan bare skin but it slipped somewhere.
Again she seemed to have difficulty getting on the ride; she doesn't use lube but spits. Then she seemed to have found her rhythm. She was deep screwing me and seemed to be enjoying it. I might have heard her saying, "I can't take it anymore. " She was talking to herself and not meant for me.
Then I remembered what I usually do to spinners; I got up on my legs, lifting her up and putting her down at the end of the bed. The cowgirl became a missionary on the bottom. I fucked her so good that I didn't want any other positions. I could kiss her and tongue her whenever I felt the passion to. I came in waves and in buckets. She told me twice that I was amazing in case I missed it. That's what I felt. And all for less than some guan style girls in SVG.
Guan style is supposed to be the assembly line of hooking; the list of things they do, the frequency and the thoroughness. But I am confused when some other definitions do not include DFK and BBBJ.
Her style could be similar to Samantha love it, without the tats. If Sam shows some legs pictures I would have hit her. She is the spinner version of Hannah, who was blonde-blue before changing her hair color. Hannah is classier without the tats, cost more but will do CIM and anal for extra fees.
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12-09-17 12:43 #1189Senior Member

Posts: 1954Disposable towels
The reviews are not quite there. If you want the compressed ones to expand for immediate use, you have to add a fair amount of water resulting in wet towels. They are still good for "drying" and still strong for lying on but there is the cooling effect because of the water. Unless it's a hot summer I would have to dry them before use. They are very good when dry but they are a lot bigger then at the compressed state. For the coin-sized ones, you can still easily pack a few in your pockets when dry. That's perfect for drying face, hair, cock, pussy or ass. For the towels sized, they are too big for the pocket. But it doesn't have to be. I may try the non-compressed ones like medical drapes and disposable bed sheets.
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12-04-17 19:15 #1188Senior Member

Posts: 1954Disposable compressed towels
Inspired by the disposable massage table covers in MP's, I began to search for the mother of all solutions. I found it. Disposable compressed towels. You can easily carry a few in your pockets. Some are as big as a small bath towel. About $1 each!
The biggest one is the size of a beach towel. More expensive but I rather bring it myself instead of lying on the towels in CAMP and KAMP's. Disposable bed sheets are plenty and cheap, but I doubt if they fit in your pocket.
Of course, if you carry a bag you can bring a lot of things, but weird to carry a bag to meet a lady you don't know. One SGV girl who used local motels always brought a row of kitchen towel for drying after the shower. Another one wouldn't allow me to get out of the bathroom after a shower without wearing my own slipper to the bed.
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12-04-17 01:04 #1187Senior Member

Posts: 1954Continued from the last post. Nowadays, I wait for the girl to realize that she can do nothing to my cock if she keeps on blowing until her jaw muscle fails. Then I ask for the condom if she doesn't. I had my 003 with me but forget to get the bigger 003. So I let her use a Trojan, which is a possible sign of being independent. Again it was difficult to put on and she tried both sides ending up in the wrong one. I had to do it myself.
Again she seemed to be riding with difficulty. She didn't bring out any lube but used spit. Then she got intense hoping perhaps for mutual annihilation. She suffers more but it will be shorter. But I was enjoying the ride, watching her suffer. If she was acting, she was really good and persistent.
I wouldn't let her ride for long anyway. I couldn't wait to get closer, more intimate, more actions. It was a hard choice. I would like to spoon her, cupping both of her perfect peaches all the time hard. (correction on the last post: her peaches aren't too big, maybe C, but perfect) I also couldn't wait to do missionary face to face, looking at her pink girls, and DFK. I do tend to change positions unless it doesn't work out. And if it works out, I will prosecute her to the fullest extent of my cock. Like on Friday I raped her ass until she screamed, obviously not all pain because she couldn't have stopped me anytime.
The missionary was intense, face to face, eye to eye. I knew she wouldn't avoid it because she has talent. In acting. Most girls will not want you to see their facial expression when you fk them hard. I let her off before she had to exhaust her realistic repertoire.
Even with 6 inches, you should get through to the other side of her body. That what I felt. Destroying her. And her soundtrack turned more and more realistic. I started to kiss her and she was expecting and cooperating. But that's the wrong kind. So I locked her head with both hands and vacuumed her with tongue. She was a bit overwhelmed but not resisting. I didn't want any other position. I wanted to suck as hard as I pounded. I wanted to come on both ends. Just when I felt sorry for her because I would take longer to finish, she started mourning, "come for me baby".
I thought she begged for mercy to end her predicament earlier. Immediately, I kept the same pace rather than going faster and furrier. I have a soft spot for her. But then I realized she may be using the common trick to rush me to finish. I was going to punish her just in case but it was too late. Her voice worked. Yes, I know. I don't know how she could talk when I locked her head and docked in her mouth like the shuttle and space station. While taking my breath?
After I came and rolled over, she clung to me. Not touching but full body contact. And then she was caressing me with her fingers. That was the time when the last girl told me I had 5 minutes left for my half hour. Of course, she didn't do anything like this girl. Then I realized that she was waiting for the 2nd. And that she could have got my first shot with the BBBJ and CG combined. But I had no 2nd today and not usually. Maybe I looked like I have. Maybe I could but I don't enjoy it.
When my erection faded away, I got up to clean up. She asked me if I wanted the shower together again. Wow, better service than SGV for less? Is middle America great?
I rated her and then guys started PMing me. But how do these guys find her? I'm so intrigued. She posted new pictures but still looked like photoshopped. On the real person.
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12-03-17 20:05 #1186Senior Member

Posts: 1954America great again
After torturing two holes on Friday, I thought I was done this week and at least the next. Had a sort of funeral on Sat. I got a PM from the girl I was trying to book exactly 7 days ago. At the time, I made the offer to her first but she replied late so I honored my appointment with my booker in SGV. I had no time for that so I offered myself today. I thought she would have checked out by then.
She is so elusive that I am not sure what's going on. It's like I'm gate-crashing a private party by accident, though she is on HX somehow. I won't tell you her I'd in any way until I know what's going one. That means if I can see her again. Usually, I'm not afraid of price inflation if everybody tries to book her. But for her, I'm very afraid. It's not like $20 or $40. It's like an increase of 50,100, 200%! I bet she and her crew don't read this.
Her pictures are a total disaster. Total amateur. Or maybe it's deliberate. I just don't know. No photoshopping. A borderline pretty face. Maybe dyed blonde. Pair of nice legs. Probably white with a few tats. She looked like the fallen angel type and my vision of her is that she comes out to play very occasionally to pay rent using her own home for incall. She looked like 20's or older if she looks younger than her pictures. Since she didn't show much skin, I will not be surprised if she has sagging breasts and just has a childbirth. You win some you lose some. But if the price is right it could be fun.
She offers 15 minutes and charges extra for little things like BBBJ. That reinforces my impression that she could be walking the streets at night and working the hotels daytime, through HX or more likely BP. But anyway she once offered mutual shower so if she turns out too skanky I can still DATY DATO after the shower.
First, she wouldn't give me the hotel. That's another bad sign. I rather have apartments than grab the money and run girls in motels. Then she gave me one that was not the one. I found out after I arrived and had to drive 10 more minutes.
And the motel looked old and bad. Very old style motel. The stairs are totally out there for all to see like Howard in Huntington beach where I used a lot with my ATF. The layout is the worst sort. One long corridor with a door a big window, a door and window for the next room, and so on.
She was hiding behind the door when I entered. You know, with my Friday's two-hole experience, I really don't know if I should retreat if she is too skanky. I was prepared so as not to let her close the door behind me. But when I saw her, I was speechless. Easily the most pleasant surprise of my career.
She is not model material. She is cheerleader material. No, she is the cheerleader. No the NFL type. The high school type like a thin barbie doll. Much prettier and much younger than her pictures. Indeed I thought they did a bait and switch on me, the good type. But then I checked the tats later on the picture. It was her unless they put the same tats, a few, on two girls. It appears her picture is real, the person in front of me is photoshopped. She is a white blonde from middle America. Isn't America great?
So I pulled out the fee for half. Another thing, she asked me hhr or hr after I told her I wanted hhr yesterday. The same thing again today. She gave me the room number and asked again. That's not a big deal for me but it's a bad sign. I stood firm. That's why I paid her up front.
Then I asked her if the mutual shower is include. She said yes in a matter of fact way. Before I said anything she asked if I wanted to upgrade. Of course, I was prepared for upgrade if she cuts the grade. Then I couldn't think of anybody who can better her. Stephanie of Abbey's club maybe. But she doesn't do much.
I took out the extra fee, and she checked gracefully the whole lot. It's an oxymoron. I didn't know how she did it. She checked the money but did it gracefully. When she's done, and before I could say anything she got close to me and started GFE on me by DFK'ing me.
By upgrading, I was hoping at least I would get a BBBJ, and maybe a dry lip touch for the "DFK". It's no big deal as she askes for the same extra tip as in SGV! But she must have been watching too many chick movies. It's really not DFK, but I bet it's a couple's first kiss with the girl doing the initiative. And it's not a kiss. It's lip tease, tongue tease, light lingering kiss and then deeper. I wouldn't know because I only watch porn and they don't kiss like that.
My dream came true. And when she releases me from heaven, what can I say? "Can I have an hour please? I asked dreamily. Not only she said yes in a matter of fact way, she needed no texting her booker or anybody. Maybe she doesn't have other bookings because she didn't advertise. But then my donations won't cover her room.
BTW it looked like a totally refurbished hotel. Old motel outside, 4* inside. The bathtub is big and clean with double curved shower curtains. Big shower head with plenty of hot water fast. I couldn't wait to bathe her. And she wasn't afraid of water. She wasn't even afraid of getting her long blonde hair wet. She has slightly curly long blonde hair, which looked lovely when wet. She has a blonde curly carpet down there to match! And she is well trimmed with a perfectly shaved pussy.
She has delicate winter white skin with 3 pink dots in front and one behind. Can't be more perfect than that. Her natural breasts are too big, like a pair of full-blown peach your hands can barely cover. And she has ass too. She was standing in the hot water waiting for me to do things to her. I couldn't wait to suck her perfect breasts and lick her pink nipples. And then went down to for a quick bite on her ass. But what I really want is to soap up her pussy and her ass, then all her toes. Haven't done that for a long time. Yes, a lot of showers for the AAMP's but it's more like they wash you than you wash them, even if they are happy to let you.
She knew to keep her toes clean while I was looking for the bath mat. There wasn't any. So I carried her to bed. She is not too small, at 5'6, she is the lightweight type to go to the top of the pile of cheerleaders. I dried the rest of her in bed and sucked away, toe first. Yes, the pedicure is her weakest link and she should consult the pedicure crew. Anyway, I didn't dry her enough so it wasn't too fun. I went for her girls big time, all the time remembering how I lost Stephaine. I always wanted to go back to her girls and pinky parts but I never did enough. And then DATY and DATO, best served after a hot steamy shower with soap. I didn't DATO too deep in case she wouldn't kiss me again.
She is a bit dramatic as in acting. Her reaction to everything is more than deserving the effort I put into. It's OK as some background noise is better than silence. Her blowjob is a porn show, licking, sucking, eye contact. Not the best skill as she uses a lot of hands. This is the root of YMMV. She actually went rather intense with her hands and mouth together. I could have come or I could be so excited as to come inside her pussy once I got in. And I would miss a lot of fun. So her hand was so intense that I had to stop her. She gave me a naughty smile and she knew she shouldn't. She came back to lick again and choke on my cock all by herself a few times to apologize. How lovely! Later.
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12-01-17 17:39 #1185Senior Member

Posts: 1954The more you eat, the hungrier you are. This is generally true when you build up your appetite and enlarge your stomach. In my case, if you take Levitra or it's generic substitute often, it stays in your system for maybe a few days. The slightest visual stimulation will get you rock hard. I had one girl on Sunday, two on Tuesday and one girl two holes today!
I had an eye on one of the pedicure crew, who seems to use the same pedicurist. It's a safer bet as I have one more body part to play with. But she disappeared and her replacement showed up late. So I followed my instinct going for young perky breast pictures, knowing full well the rest of her body not shown may be a turn-off.
She is indeed a turn-off. I can say she is not ugly. She doesn't care about makeup. Her hair is tied up in a mess, actually smells of shampoo and sweet. She has bracelets and her breath wasn't that good. She wore a T-shirt that covered her asset I was looking for. And she is thick. The rationale for staying is that she is young and tit pictures don't lie. Because she is thick, having that pair in the pictures isn't at all difficult.
The room is not messy but the feeling is. She offered me a shower but the towels were everywhere. There's one hanging dry in the closet; I hope it was for her own use. The other towels looked clean but displaced. I hope she didn't just fold them back after use.
I don't why but she felt a bit uneasy at first. Maybe she said she saw me before; I had absolutely no memory unless she walked the streets many years ago. Maybe she didn't want to lay down on the bed sheet with something on it only she would know. But breastfeeding needs no assistance.
All HX girls do BBBJ; she is no exception. Only a fraction of the Chinese in SGV do it, often needing extra tips. That's why I came back down to Knots for a change.
When I told her to get the condom, she asked me if I brought my own. Yes, of course, I have my 003. But she is the only one ever asked. Maybe she is too popular and running out? She took a picture of it to show her friends. Maybe I should change my codename to double-o-3.
Surprisingly, I had difficulty putting my own condom on. There wasn't any problem last few times. I had to give up and use her own. I know why they have to stretch the condom first and then put it through my thick head.
She knows her limitation. She wasn't going to do the cowgirl but I asked. She asked if I want the reverse. Yes, I didn't want to look at her face and bracelet too much but I could easily focus and feed on her girls.
She is the big and thick, rough and ready type. But she seemed uncomfortable riding me. Then we changed position. Again she wanted to turn her back on me but I insisted to face her girls. At first, she seemed to be a cock blocker. I couldn't get deep enough. But maybe she wasn't warmed up enough for my thick cock. She just couldn't spread her legs wide enough for me to go deep, fast and fury. That's the problem of being first. In the morning. I don't know why she didn't use lube.
So I took up her offer of going behind her back, spooning her. Initially, I couldn't get as deep as I wanted. Either she wasn't warmed up enough or she really has a small pussy. (or I'm big.) Then it got better. I held her two big girls as a pivot and banged her deeply.
Being a brainy person, I couldn't help but think about her backdoor. It was on her menu. Earlier, I also checked it thoroughly that it was unlikely someone loosens it recently. Spooning her hard, I made the offer. She hesitated a little but took it.
It was difficult to get in. She admitted she hadn't do it for a while. Once I got it, I couldn't get deep. So my thick head was in and out of her entrance muscles, the worst way to be penetrated at the back. I was flat ironing her and like I was raping her ass. But I did manage to keep asking her if she was OK, every minute. I sensed that she was taking it well and I asked her if she had lubrication. Finally, she brought it out. I put some on my cover and took the chance to slip my sticky finger into her ass. She was surprised and jumped.
It was easier to pound her but her suffering wasn't diminished. So I took the advice of how to deflower a virgin. A short sharp pain is better than prolonged torture. So I did that exactly to her. She body all arched up and screamed. Not the loud scream that calls for help. It's the sound of torture. I couldn't take it anymore.
My shaft was fully inside. I was ready to go full throttle. Unconsciously, she was trying to crawl out of the boxing ring! I had to twist my body to avoid falling out of the bed and to hold her in place. I didn't want to take that long for mercy but the Depo had other ideas. When I was coming, she begged me to let her go to the bathroom ASAP. I didn't want to pull out so soon. I like to jerk a bit to make sure that all my stuff come out. But I let her go because I didn't know her problem. She could make a mess on the bed, or worse, on me!
Worth every cent!
As I have said, I have no problem with a girl playing with my ass, but I have much more fun playing with hers.
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11-29-17 21:34 #1184Senior Member

Posts: 983Not at all but you can delete my post A2. I was just saying I don't trust the dude raving about Anna Staxx.
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11-29-17 13:12 #1183Senior Member

Posts: 1954I don't disagree but is that argumentative?
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Yes it is, you should use the report post button so I can look into both.
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