Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[Rv237]

Looks like a nice selection. If it's real.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/t...428660269.html

Just called the number provided. Gave me the address of Old Grand. Seems like you've been there according to your previous posts. Number listed is different than number on other sources. The address was texted via that number. Wasn't sure what to think of that.

Stay safe,

RV.

[JustAMonger]

Looks like a nice selection. If it's real.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/t...428660269.html

It's on the internet so it must be true! Although those are some good looking girls, it's always a different story when you get there. Usually its because they can say that that girl or this girl's on vacation. And since there's no address and only a contact phone number YMMV.

I live far enough away to where I don't want to take one for the team yet. Does that phone number match up with anybody's on rubmaps?

[Splicer]

Looks like a nice selection. If it's real.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/t...428660269.html

[Bbbuddy]

Stop in and therapist is not the best looking but need the kinks worked out. She did the job on the massage and did not even have a problem and went right to work on the flip. I give her $40 plus the $5 change from door fee and she is saying not enough. I said that's all you get and leave. Didn't plan on going back because the place in wauconda is better.

[Walker333]

Last I checked (and I check often), prostate massage was not allowed unless carried out in a medical facility, so how does the MT explain, or rationalize, getting her finger all stinky but not finishing the job?

Actually I've checked many times that the Junior massage in exchange for a monetary contribution also was not allowed. Going to a serious matter, many AMT do all kind of stuff to make your horny and earn their tips, but stop short of the actual "JOB," being convinced that this "not performance" would keep them out of trouble with the law.

In fact a good prostate massage could be a good and healthy addition, but very rarely can be found. Actually I can't name a single place where they would offer it. Do anyone?

[Sam Spade]

Two years ago, that spa in Wheeling that has been advertising Grand Opening for about three years. Nice looking 40+ woman in a short skirt is giving me a good massage, then teases, then starts to massage my ass with the inside of her thighs, sliding back and forth with her hair tickling my back. On the flip more of the same, then she gets off the table and starts massaging my crack and slips a finger up ole' one eye. I think I've found the happiest place in the whole world. And then she takes my hand and squirts oil into it.

This spring I had the same experience at the one spa in Cary, this time the MT was wearing a dress like she's going to dance ballet. Same fantastic tease, same digital exam, same squirt.

Last I checked (and I check often), prostate massage was not allowed unless carried out in a medical facility, so how does the MT explain, or rationalize, getting her finger all stinky but not finishing the job?

Found ad on BP says grand opening.

[Cabbie2]

Try A-1 in racine. On back page. Nice girls good service.

[JustAMonger]

I've been at many places and've seen many MYs. Yes YMMV at some MP, but I've never had an MT that would tease, permitted some touching, was playfull etc. , but refused HJ. It's crazy, mean attitude- I would not tip the ***** at all.

The tease and no happy ending is common at some places. I can think of one place in Kenosha, Lily Spa. She will take her hands and put them all the way up and down your quadriceps while you are laying on your stomach with her thumbs brushing your nuts and do that 10 or 15 times and you think your in. Far from it though. After the flip, she wants to hand you the oil bottle.

You do! Tip yourself lady!

[Walker333]

Found ad on BP says grand opening.

Hours posted are not followed call first, as it took three attempts to actually get in. Posted online says 10 AM to 9 PM on my second try, I called around 11:30 as they were closed I figured I should try to schedule an appt. Two minutes after the call which went to voice mail I got a text the person responded said after 4. The place was empty I was in the parking lot.

Finally got in was a short young girl nice ass, directed me to room I got naked and waited, room had curtain and a door, she never closed the door. Told her no oil she says no Oil I confirmed, then half way through she started using the oil. Lots of playing with the boys and all the way up inside and under my thighs. I responded with loads of fondling that tight ass even inside her panties. On the flip she covered me with small towel which I removed quickly. More playing with her body inside her clothes while she pinched my nipples. I motioned for her to work the hard part of my body but she refused, handing me the oil bummer no way. I tried persuading her in many ways but not going to happen. So I asked her about other girls working there she indicated she was main one, few other do work part time.

Not going to return to this one, gave her 10 tip for the play, but disappointing experience hope to save some of you the time and expense.

I've been at many places and've seen many MYs. Yes YMMV at some MP, but I've never had an MT that would tease, permitted some touching, was playfull etc. , but refused HJ. It's crazy, mean attitude- I would not tip the ***** at all.

[JustAMonger]

Found ad on BP says grand opening.

Hours posted are not followed call first, as it took three attempts to actually get in. Posted online says 10 AM to 9 PM on my second try, I called around 11:30 as they were closed I figured I should try to schedule an appt. Two minutes after the call which went to voice mail I got a text the person responded said after 4. The place was empty I was in the parking lot.

Finally got in was a short young girl nice ass, directed me to room I got naked and waited, room had curtain and a door, she never closed the door. Told her no oil she says no Oil I confirmed, then half way through she started using the oil. Lots of playing with the boys and all the way up inside and under my thighs. I responded with loads of fondling that tight ass even inside her panties. On the flip she covered me with small towel which I removed quickly. More playing with her body inside her clothes while she pinched my nipples. I motioned for her to work the hard part of my body but she refused, handing me the oil bummer no way. I tried persuading her in many ways but not going to happen. So I asked her about other girls working there she indicated she was main one, few other do work part time.

Not going to return to this one, gave her 10 tip for the play, but disappointing experience hope to save some of you the time and expense.

Wow, another disappointing story about this place.

[Big Fallang]

Found ad on BP says grand opening.

Hours posted are not followed call first, as it took three attempts to actually get in. Posted online says 10 AM to 9 PM on my second try, I called around 11:30 as they were closed I figured I should try to schedule an appt. Two minutes after the call which went to voice mail I got a text the person responded said after 4. The place was empty I was in the parking lot.

Finally got in was a short young girl nice ass, directed me to room I got naked and waited, room had curtain and a door, she never closed the door. Told her no oil she says no Oil I confirmed, then half way through she started using the oil. Lots of playing with the boys and all the way up inside and under my thighs. I responded with loads of fondling that tight ass even inside her panties. On the flip she covered me with small towel which I removed quickly. More playing with her body inside her clothes while she pinched my nipples. I motioned for her to work the hard part of my body but she refused, handing me the oil bummer no way. I tried persuading her in many ways but not going to happen. So I asked her about other girls working there she indicated she was main one, few other do work part time.

Not going to return to this one, gave her 10 tip for the play, but disappointing experience hope to save some of you the time and expense.

[JustAMonger]

Not quite in Waukegan.

The GOOD - 60/ hr with a standard 40 as a token of good service.

The BAD. Shorted 15 minutes.

The UGLY. Bella wears full body armor under an attractive dress.

Things have really gone down hill in northern Lake County, & Heaven is not an improvement.

Heaven has its good moments though. Different girls different personalities. Bella is strictly business. There have been some girl say go much farther what they don't seem to last there.

Kenosha is the new frontier as far as I'm concerned. I have literally been to two AMPs one after the other when things bombed at the first one. Thanks to rubmaps.com I know which ones not to go to. Ok.

Another thing about Kenosha they're not so busy that they can't take a two-hour. And I have on occasion had a happy beginning and a happy ending.

[DomCorazon]

Thanks for your report and verifying for what I've been saying all along. Heaven always tries to short on time. Especially Bella. I think if they feel that you got a tug they can short you.

You are correct there will be no under the "body armor" playing. She's got a hard body protected by body armor. Her ass is so hard I think a bullet would bounce off of it anyhow!

Day of their robbery, Bella told a guy that to see her he'd have to wait an hour because she was so busy. She told him to come back next day. He refused and decided to stay playing on his iPad. He ended up being a victim of robbery, no more iPad.

[Zeuss]

Not quite in Waukegan.

The GOOD - 60/ hr with a standard 40 as a token of good service.

The BAD. Shorted 15 minutes.

The UGLY. Bella wears full body armor under an attractive dress.

Things have really gone down hill in northern Lake County, & Heaven is not an improvement.

It's been my experience with AMPs through the years that an "hour" is often 45-50 minutes. So. 60/45 is actually 80/ hour LOL.

[JustAMonger]

Not quite in Waukegan.

The GOOD - 60/ hr with a standard 40 as a token of good service.

The BAD. Shorted 15 minutes.

The UGLY. Bella wears full body armor under an attractive dress.

Things have really gone down hill in northern Lake County, & Heaven is not an improvement.

Thanks for your report and verifying for what I've been saying all along. Heaven always tries to short on time. Especially Bella. I think if they feel that you got a tug they can short you.

You are correct there will be no under the "body armor" playing. She's got a hard body protected by body armor. Her ass is so hard I think a bullet would bounce off of it anyhow!