Massage Parlor Reports

[MackBlamba]

Is FS on the menu at the O? I had a great time when I went 4-5 months ago, but from what I could understand the provider to say, it was HE only.

Also, when does Yoyo work? BBBJs are hard to come by in OC and I'm looking for that experience here instead of having to go up to SGV.

Yeah I asked Yoyo for FS and she said no. Wasn't sure if it was just her menu. But now that you say, I'm starting to wonder if it's the whole place. I saw Yoyo on a Saturday around noon. Cost me $. Her skills weren't mind blowing, but her attitude is 10/10 and she let me DATY.

[KevAmps]

Ha ha! I shudder somewhat to think of the stank that some of these poor providers have had to endure during their "careers". Knowing this, I try to be considerate and shower or wash myself a little before going, especially since I sweat a lot.

On two occasions, I didn't have the chance to, and realized after I had paid the MMS and stripped down in the room that I was cultivating a little bit of man musk. I still feel a little bad about those times!

May I add the subdivision SOFU's, Smelly Old Fat Ugly.

[KevAmps]

Is FS on the menu at the O? I had a great time when I went 4-5 months ago, but from what I could understand the provider to say, it was HE only.

Also, when does Yoyo work? BBBJs are hard to come by in OC and I'm looking for that experience here instead of having to go up to SGV.

I'm looking to revisit due to a fantastic first time. I had Yoyo who was incredibly nice to me, took her time, and took my BBBJ card. I met Eva on my way out, and she looked pretty hot. Anyone got stories to share with her? Currently exploring options for my first FS experience.

Thanks.

[Fe Maiden]

4 for house. 1. 2 for everything. That's kinda what I mean by usual pricing. 1-1. 4 would be usual pricing. This is just what I've experienced in North OC. Anyone experienced differently?

Worded funny. Is that 1. 2 or 1. 6 total damage?

[Lovergrrl]

We don't really know how old she is but she is clearly one of us guys.

I am honored to be able to keep company and trade intel with all you fellow renegade mongers

[SCJohn]

In my many years of getting "massaged" in OC I've never encountered a table shower. Another member here mentioned that Villa Orange Massage had one, so I thought I would head over to check it out. Arrived around 3 pm on a weekday and there were two ladies working. Both Chinese, in their 40's and average looking. I chose "Bebe. " They advertise $60/ hr with table shower included, so I went for that option and was led back to the table shower room to disrobe. After getting undressed and laying down on the table, Bebe soaped me up and washed me down. The whole thing made me feel like a baby, and I didn't find it very erotic at all. No matter, I just wanted to check it off the list of things to try. Anyway, after drying off I was led to another room for a massage, which was average. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, so I assume there's more on the menu than just a handshake. But a handshake is all I wanted from her. She did a workmanlike job, I tipped $40 and was out. Probably won't repeat, as there are better options out there for the price and I don't really care for the table shower.

Table showers in Hawaii are much better. The girl will get on the table and rub her body all over you, pretty much like a Thai Soap massage. Sometimes I get my first pop there with BBBJCIM then move to the room for another round.

[JerSeinfeld]

When I was in NorCal, many places offered table shower and they just consisted of being wiped down completely. It wasn't erotic, not super nice, but decent. Down here I've partaken in this upsell twice and both times I've had the same experienced as you wrote. You lay on the table like a piece of meat they're cooking and it just gets worse.

In my many years of getting "massaged" in OC I've never encountered a table shower. Another member here mentioned that Villa Orange Massage had one, so I thought I would head over to check it out. Arrived around 3 pm on a weekday and there were two ladies working. Both Chinese, in their 40's and average looking. I chose "Bebe. " They advertise $60/ hr with table shower included, so I went for that option and was led back to the table shower room to disrobe. After getting undressed and laying down on the table, Bebe soaped me up and washed me down. The whole thing made me feel like a baby, and I didn't find it very erotic at all. No matter, I just wanted to check it off the list of things to try. Anyway, after drying off I was led to another room for a massage, which was average. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, so I assume there's more on the menu than just a handshake. But a handshake is all I wanted from her. She did a workmanlike job, I tipped $40 and was out. Probably won't repeat, as there are better options out there for the price and I don't really care for the table shower.

[JerSeinfeld]

What was the damage and the service provided?

4 for house. 1. 2 for everything. That's kinda what I mean by usual pricing. 1-1. 4 would be usual pricing. This is just what I've experienced in North OC. Anyone experienced differently?

[MackBlamba]

I'm looking to revisit due to a fantastic first time. I had Yoyo who was incredibly nice to me, took her time, and took my BBBJ card. I met Eva on my way out, and she looked pretty hot. Anyone got stories to share with her? Currently exploring options for my first FS experience.

Thanks.

[RickOC]

In my many years of getting "massaged" in OC I've never encountered a table shower. Another member here mentioned that Villa Orange Massage had one, so I thought I would head over to check it out. Arrived around 3 pm on a weekday and there were two ladies working. Both Chinese, in their 40's and average looking. I chose "Bebe. " They advertise $60/ hr with table shower included, so I went for that option and was led back to the table shower room to disrobe. After getting undressed and laying down on the table, Bebe soaped me up and washed me down. The whole thing made me feel like a baby, and I didn't find it very erotic at all. No matter, I just wanted to check it off the list of things to try. Anyway, after drying off I was led to another room for a massage, which was average. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, so I assume there's more on the menu than just a handshake. But a handshake is all I wanted from her. She did a workmanlike job, I tipped $40 and was out. Probably won't repeat, as there are better options out there for the price and I don't really care for the table shower.

[Fistfirst]

Someone give that young lady a prize!

We don't really know how old she is but she is clearly one of us guys.

[James D 2004]

Hahaha "OFUs" now you made me wonder what kind of designations providers have for us mongers.

Anyway, haircut time is coming up for me, and now I know where I'll be getting my next trim. Thanks for sharing!

May I add the subdivision SOFU's, Smelly Old Fat Ugly.

[Member #5990]

Sounds like Mimosa.

Someone give that young lady a prize!

[Lovergrrl]

I have some time for me on wed night's, so I like to explore within 20 minutes driving from placentia. Since I have yet to find myself a go to that is just awesome I keep trying. Tried out some nuru on chapman in Orange for $. Got betty. She's fucking beautiful and there is no other way to say it. For me, she's intimidating, she is so attractive. She made sure to introduce herself before moving to where I couldn't see her undress. Once naked, she climbed on to the table and put oil all over my back. I felt her 'flower' (that's what she called it) on my leg while she was doing that. Then she started the sliding around. She made sure her 'tiny flower' was in contact with my skin while sliding around. She was easy to talk to, although I had a hard time concentrating on what she was saying because her amazing body was all over and I loved it. She then asked me to flip. She slid around very little after that. She mentioned that I was very nicely stimulated. She said she could take care of me for a small donation. She said as much as she would love to have me inside and enjoy our bodies that way, it is not allowed there so she would have to stick to using her hands. She sat on the table between my legs facing me. Using both hands slow and steady. Then she turned around so she was sitting on my chest rubbing me that way. Her most incredible ass essentially in my face. It was really fun. Then the music stopped and she said aren't you going to come for me? I guess having older guy issues, that doesn't always happen. She was pretty determined, however, it just didn't happen. She said to come back next week and she would make sure we shared that next time. Showered to get the oil off and then gave her. 6 and left. Would like to try other talent or maybe the second time with her may be better.

Sounds like Mimosa.

[Member #5990]

I have some time for me on wed night's, so I like to explore within 20 minutes driving from placentia. Since I have yet to find myself a go to that is just awesome I keep trying. Tried out some nuru on chapman in Orange for $. Got betty. She's fucking beautiful and there is no other way to say it. For me, she's intimidating, she is so attractive. She made sure to introduce herself before moving to where I couldn't see her undress. Once naked, she climbed on to the table and put oil all over my back. I felt her 'flower' (that's what she called it) on my leg while she was doing that. Then she started the sliding around. She made sure her 'tiny flower' was in contact with my skin while sliding around. She was easy to talk to, although I had a hard time concentrating on what she was saying because her amazing body was all over and I loved it. She then asked me to flip. She slid around very little after that. She mentioned that I was very nicely stimulated. She said she could take care of me for a small donation. She said as much as she would love to have me inside and enjoy our bodies that way, it is not allowed there so she would have to stick to using her hands. She sat on the table between my legs facing me. Using both hands slow and steady. Then she turned around so she was sitting on my chest rubbing me that way. Her most incredible ass essentially in my face. It was really fun. Then the music stopped and she said aren't you going to come for me? I guess having older guy issues, that doesn't always happen. She was pretty determined, however, it just didn't happen. She said to come back next week and she would make sure we shared that next time. Showered to get the oil off and then gave her. 6 and left. Would like to try other talent or maybe the second time with her may be better.