Massage Parlor Reports

[SeattleSlu]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I'm looking for some advice from some of the regulars here. I'm looking for the best place for a good old fashion Rub and Tug or FBSM. Open to parlors or independent providers. Little intimidated by some of the FS parlors I see suggested here.

Thanks!

[MichaelT87]

Candy's mouth is too small for me. She's a meat grinder. I also don't like that she doesn't trim her pussy very well. I'm not into pelt. In my opinion, she gives the best table shower performance in the house. Hard to beat. End of day. CiCi is a great cock sucker and I like her pussy. She can be super annoying though. She's come into room chewing stinky, ass food or smelling like smoke, and can be quite a chatter box. Pancake tits, doughy body, no ass (frog butt), big, rough feet. Plus side? She pounds & will get nasty. She ate every last drop of my creampie that I fed her & sucked me clean, the last time I saw her.

ET needs some new ladies. It would be nice if some of the other shops could be more consistent.

I wish Michelle was still at ET.

-LCB.

One of the reasons I always see Bonnie, no Bush LOL.

As far as Michelle goes. I miss her too!

[WelderStang]

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

So I go to euro every once in a while. Seems like Tulip might me a cheaper alternative despite not having the ideal conditions? Anyway, I tried looking for it. Where is it at exactly?

[LCB]

Candy's mouth is too small for me. She's a meat grinder. I also don't like that she doesn't trim her pussy very well. I'm not into pelt. In my opinion, she gives the best table shower performance in the house. Hard to beat. End of day. CiCi is a great cock sucker and I like her pussy. She can be super annoying though. She's come into room chewing stinky, ass food or smelling like smoke, and can be quite a chatter box. Pancake tits, doughy body, no ass (frog butt), big, rough feet. Plus side? She pounds & will get nasty. She ate every last drop of my creampie that I fed her & sucked me clean, the last time I saw her.

ET needs some new ladies. It would be nice if some of the other shops could be more consistent.

I wish Michelle was still at ET.

-LCB.

Beautifully big breasted Candy my goto girl. Greeted with hug and kisses. Dressed down and off to table shower. Cici was in hallway joking with us. TS awesome as she disrobes and soaps up for hot bodyslide. On flip she jumps on my dick and fucks me hard. Few minutes in sauna and head towards room and get nice surprise from Cici as she stops us in hallway so she can kiss my dick. Back in room for 15 min massage and flip, Candy goes right for pornstar BBBJ, then rides me hard til she cums. On to missionary then to edge of table where I spread her legs wide while pounding her while standing. Candy my goto but thinking Cici in few weeks. Had her once and she is a fucking treat. She loves sucking dick and I like that I can pick her up and fuck.

[Duke Of Exeter]

Any idea what time of day Candy is usually around? I mostly get CiCi. I think she's excellent, but I'd like to try someone else once in a while. Things were really slow yesterday, not a sound, it felt like I was the only client there. So CiCi gave me the royal treatment. The TS usually feels rushed -- quick and done. But with no one waiting on us it was a long bath and I got the full slip-and-slide hop-on-and-ride treatment. A longer-than-usual BJ in the sauna. And a very long and enjoyable BJ back in the room before the usual fun ACG, mish and standing mish. She's tight and not very deep, but a nice BBFSCIP fuck. She's a bit 'shapeless' with hips about the same size as waist, but nice tits and a super attitude. She certainly knows me well enough by now! I recommend.

Beautifully big breasted Candy my goto girl. Greeted with hug and kisses. Dressed down and off to table shower. Cici was in hallway joking with us. TS awesome as she disrobes and soaps up for hot bodyslide. On flip she jumps on my dick and fucks me hard. Few minutes in sauna and head towards room and get nice surprise from Cici as she stops us in hallway so she can kiss my dick. Back in room for 15 min massage and flip, Candy goes right for pornstar BBBJ, then rides me hard til she cums. On to missionary then to edge of table where I spread her legs wide while pounding her while standing. Candy my goto but thinking Cici in few weeks. Had her once and she is a fucking treat. She loves sucking dick and I like that I can pick her up and fuck.

[ByronB]

Beautifully big breasted Candy my goto girl. Greeted with hug and kisses. Dressed down and off to table shower. Cici was in hallway joking with us. TS awesome as she disrobes and soaps up for hot bodyslide. On flip she jumps on my dick and fucks me hard. Few minutes in sauna and head towards room and get nice surprise from Cici as she stops us in hallway so she can kiss my dick. Back in room for 15 min massage and flip, Candy goes right for pornstar BBBJ, then rides me hard til she cums. On to missionary then to edge of table where I spread her legs wide while pounding her while standing. Candy my goto but thinking Cici in few weeks. Had her once and she is a fucking treat. She loves sucking dick and I like that I can pick her up and fuck.

[LCB]

FYI, Coffee aka Leena was fired for lying to customers, telling them that other girls are busy or not working.

Also, Toy is on a 20 day vacation.

-LCB.

[LCB]

What was on the menu? Any BBFS? The seedy element kind of interests me. There was a place in Everett a long time ago that was similar sounding. Table shower & open menu for 100 all inclusive. It was the basement level of an old house right on Evergreen way. Totally seedy.

-LCB.

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

[GinVermo]

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

I hate operations like that--and they know what they are doing: Ripping us off. Sorry that happened, but I appreciate the heads-up.

[ShyGuy77]

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

[LCB]

If that's the case, it's strange that he referred to it as "Dato" and "AR" Anyhow. Got it, she licked his pooper. Get this lady some mouth wash, please!

-LCB.

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

[OneByOne]

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

Hmm, got it! Still, though, just saying Rimming would have been enough.

[GreyJake]

I just tried to do a google search of various search terms containing "AR", but nothing informative came up.

Could it mean Ass Rimming (which is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as Rimming means a woman licking a man's anus).

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

[OneByOne]

What is "AR"? I'm not familiar with the term. Also, can anyone confirm if BBFS is on the menu there?

-LCB.

I just tried to do a google search of various search terms containing "AR", but nothing informative came up.

Could it mean Ass Rimming (which is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as Rimming means a woman licking a man's anus).

[LCB]

What is "AR"? I'm not familiar with the term. Also, can anyone confirm if BBFS is on the menu there?

-LCB.

Took time off during lunch hour and made it to Tulip Spa this week. The spa is right on the main road and looks normal from the outside. When I pushed open the door, it was a whole different feeling. The place was dark, unkept and smelled of action. A lady with whom I had confirmed the appointment earlier greeted me and took me straight to a massage room. She was 40-ish, not a great body, but was very excited to do business. No doors inside and only curtains separating rooms. She spoke not one word of English, but she conveyed her intentions by grabbing on to my jewels tightly. I insisted on seeing other ladies in the spa, but she wouldn't understand English and kept on milking my jewels. I decided to give up and negotiated for. 4 for FS, besides. 6 for the house fee. I felt it was not a bad deal for some action. There was no TS offered, and no foreplay of massage. Things got escalated very quickly when I was lying on the table. I wasn't comfortable with the curtains and the constant distraction of other mongers floating around. The lady (whose name I still don't know) wanted to get straight to CFS, but I had other stuff in mind. I insisted on BBBJ and AR, but she wouldn't agree. Upon several attempts, she went out and sent another lady to help me out. The other day was a relief. She was better looking and spoke decent English. She walked me out one room to another with my balls out in the open.

Once I got to the other room, the second lady asked me for extra tip of. 4 for doing whatever I want. I gladly paid her and expressed my desire. She pulled out her dress in one swift move and flashed herself in no time. Due to lack of TS, she sprayed my toy with some kinda disinfectant spray. It felt like I was on fire. When she worked her tongue down on my shaft, it felt soothing, cool and heavenly. She knew her stuff and I was helping her to do better. There was DATY and DATO too in 69 position. She also didn't shy away from providing AR. I was controlling myself not to let go.

Sensing the atmosphere, I figured it was a good idea to go for CFS. There was 15 minutes of hardcore action in cowboy and doggie positions, until I finally let myself out. There was no DFK involved. When it was all over, I stormed out of there because the place was packed by customers.

I wouldn't go back because it didn't feel safe.