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12-06-17 12:14 #27634Senior Member

Posts: 148How to piss off a monger.
I recently went to an AMP, that I won't name because although I'm not sure, the last time I did so, there was a problem. Seniors PM for details. Anyway, I hadn't been there in a while and it's close-by so I thought I'd check out the talent. When I walk in I recognize a face right away and she's looking good; I. E. , lost weight. Seniors know her well. She takes my hand and I get undressed while she's in the room. (I've seen her many times). I lie down and in walks the other therapist who is, on a scale of 10 in looks and attitude, a 2. Not kidding. The face I know explains she has an appointment and the other therapist will take care of me. She tries to kiss me as a consolation but I turn away, pissed. I should've gotten up and left, but how many times has that been written on these pages? The therapist goes to work and says not a word the entire time, even when I handed her the dosh. In order to achieve a satisfactory result, I had to close my eyes and imagine Sofia Vergara sitting on my face. Yes, that bad. Not a total loss, though. At some point, the original babe comes back in and straddles my head and begins a vigorous back rub. Now, I'm getting a four-hand for free. But, after about five minutes, she disappears and I'm left with Ms. Personality. Usually, when a woman is lacking in the looks department she makes up for it in the personality department. Not her. She doubles down with a surly vibe that makes a monger regret he ever set foot in the place. Lastly, to be fair, her back massage is one of the best I've had; it's clear she's had some training. I'll never darken the door again.
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12-06-17 08:43 #27633Senior Member

Posts: 4045Yea I'm sure this provider is gone. I'm sure she got to lot of business. If Young's is too busy you can always go next door to Lu. You'll leave happy there too.
Originally Posted by HobbyMan51
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12-06-17 08:40 #27632Senior Member

Posts: 4045I tried last night around 9:15 but they were closed. I am curious to see if she will let you feel under her gown and if so what's under there.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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12-06-17 01:19 #27631Banned Member

Posts: 1610Keep in mind that his post was from six months ago when the place had recently opened up with several of the "almost" anything goes girls from Lily's down the street in attendance to boost the grand opening excitement. And it worked for a while when horny mongers ran from one place to the other with their dicks practically hanging out as they panted their way through the doors. Things have calmed down a bit since then so don't feel too bad about it.
Originally Posted by LockJawAnt
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12-05-17 22:59 #27630Banned Member

Posts: 13634Were you thinking of returning to see her?
Originally Posted by MassageAwesome
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12-05-17 22:09 #27629Regular Member

Posts: 2New to this
What am I suppose to ask for, I did a table shower and it just got me all cleaned. Do I need to ask for something different?
Originally Posted by Osmosiss
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12-05-17 21:45 #27628

Posts: 682Yeah, that probably freaked her out. These girls can smell a stalker from the parking lot.
Originally Posted by PepeLepU
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12-05-17 18:59 #27627Senior Member

Posts: 4045I think she is the only one there. I went in today and there was a sign on the desk saying something like "sorry we are busy come back later. " I grabbed a card and out walked that same woman. She actually didn't look angry. She had that "I'm busy can't talk" look. Said she wouldn't be available for an hour. She wore one of those long dresses that looked like a sleeping / housewife gown. I may go back later.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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12-05-17 03:10 #27626Senior Member

Posts: 346Billy
You ever see a grown man naked?
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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12-05-17 02:38 #27625Banned Member

Posts: 2410Bait and swith?
Do you suppose Yoyo saw you walking out this morning, and upon your return in the evening, thought it was peculiar that you returned the same day for more services?
Originally Posted by Procrast333
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12-04-17 23:49 #27624Senior Member

Posts: 80Life Balance Massage Kennesaw
Has anyone given this CAMP a try? I know it is next to the mall so I would presume it is legit but thought I would ask.
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12-04-17 23:18 #27623Senior Member

Posts: 106Sage advice. The way they try to slip it past when you're half asleep: "90 minute ok?
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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12-04-17 21:07 #27622Banned Member

Posts: 13634I learned a long time ago to confirm all basic details such as who'll do the massage, price, time, type of massage oil, shower availability and whatever else. These CAMPs seem to pull more shit nowadays than they used to.
Originally Posted by Procrast333
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12-04-17 20:35 #27621Senior Member

Posts: 106Yoyo at Massage Inspire
I was in the area this morning and stopped by for 30 minute at Massage Inspire, the only decent spot in that area for a legit massage in my opinion. On my way out, I spotted a Beautiful woman named Yo-yo who went back to China earlier this year. Soft, strong hands, and gives an excellent massage. Not to mention beautiful. Excited that she was back, I called and made an appointment, and went back this evening. Yoyo was at the desk and led me to the room. I get undressed and I'm laying on the table and this other woman walks in. She says that Yo-yo only handles the money now, no massage. What a bait and switch. I should have left, but I sucked it up and got an hour. Decent I guess but no YoYo. Getting two massages at this place in the same day, I did notice that they've stepped up their upsell game. Hard means deep tissue, and $10. She asked and hinted four times about longer time. Kind of annoying. Hopefully Yoyo starts massaging again.
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12-04-17 13:48 #27620Senior Member

Posts: 215Cedar and K
Been to both places several times but neither recently. First time at Cedar, got lucky but next two times, nada. The positives though are the attractive, youngish ladies and a quality massage. Been to K twice with no luck either time. No draping required but women there have been hit with the ugly stick, massage is mediocre, no tease or sensuality involved, and nothing extra was offered or hinted at. Don't waste your time or money.
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