Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

So now I wonder if Q only has that one fugly woman working there.

I kinda want to see if that's true or not but when I was there a few months ago she was giving me this mean look. It honestly was scaring the fuck out of me. Who knows, she coulda growled if I stayed longer LOL.

[MassageAwesome]

So after reading some reviews from who I thought to be reliable sources, I decided to take a trip to good ole Buford Hwy for some relief. Upon getting there, I saw a lady outside on the phone swinging her arms. So I was like Oh yeah! Batter up! So I go in and this short goulish looking creature leads me to the 1st room on the right and tells me too take off clothes and lay face down. Oooohh I like it when they talk dirtayy. So I try to rush and take off my clothes and I heard a knock. I jumped and through myself on the table and was ready to get all buttered up. The same lady who was practicing to seeing this bat came in. She also that grease on me and I was ready to get tender. She rubbed and asked how I was doing and then said I had a sexy body. Oh yeah mama! It's about to go down.

She was massaging and rubbing and teasing all over my body. Hehehuhuahaaahhh! She grazed the Boyz multiple times and massaged the crack between my happy cheeks. When she asked me if I was ok again. I said mama you make me feel so good!

Well all throughout she was sending we all the right signals and then it was time for the flip. She rubbed my chest, my thighs and caressed around my whole body. I was rubbing that flat ole bum of hers and then she said the most disturbing thing. As she moved my hand and slapped her thigh. Time is almost up. Urrggghh?

So she moves to the left leg and rubs everything except my happy place and I'm rubbing that little fish chip between her legs. So she oils my hands and says UDO. I said. UDO. I thought she was speaking some other language and I was about to say me no speaka UDO. She said sorry and point to my hand and man and said it again. Ooooohhh. So you want me to touch it myself. I've heard of this happening to my fellow brojos before so I touched him little and said, he dead, without ya hands, he needs you. She didn't budge, she just shook her head No and said so sorry. UNFKKNBELIEVABLE. So the whole time she is doing everything else and sending me all the right signals and she won't even Swing the Bat. She then said, I go get hot towel time is up. I tried again but she said, No sorry. She said this your first time here. So I was like yeah but a good friend of mine told me about Lola. She paused for a bit while drying off all the grease from me and said Lola is not working here. I was so pissed off.

I thought she was surely about it about it. Thought about even adding her to my rotation. Wanted her to swing battabattabatta swing but no dice. I can't believe this btch, I even have her the poutty face and she still didn't help little guy out. So when she left and I went in my wallet and just pulled out $61. Yeah btch only $1 tip for you. Heehe but then when I went to pay I thought I heard her say $50. Dammit. I thought it was $60. And I wanted her to see the $1 tip and I would have been like. So Sorry.

Oh well. I won't ever be going back there again. And I urge you guys. Don't even try unless your luck is better than mine or you want to waste all that predrip goo that come out the pipes. LOL. Mines all gone and my boyz are blue. Now I'm debating on whether or not to spend $ and have old faithful Cherry to pick up where madam dcktease left off. Happy mongering yall. Dilly Dilly!!

I hate when that happens: tease but no please. As far as Lola goes, I'm sure she was there. She prolly getting a lot of requests since a lot of us mongers read this. More requests for her means less money for those who aren’t Lola.

[ThailandBound]

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Why are you reviewing a review and not writing your own?

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[ThailandBound]

I've not read a review that indicates otherwise and my visits were consistent with that. There is a stand up shower to use but to expect anyone to accompany you. Any teasing attempts by your massage provider is just that, followed by a suggestion of "add more time?" to which never ends to your expectation.

Thanks PepeLepU.

I normally ask for Lisa (Chinese name YuYu) for a great massage (Mid 30's, average body and cute but again, by the book). She has asked a couple of times to extend time, but never a hard upsell or pushy. There used to be a younger cuter girl named Sara that I have not seen in a while though may usually be in with customers. There is often an older guy up front and an older lady that minds the back which always struck me as odd.

[RockingPz]

Hi. Guys went to cedar spa on lithia springs.

I went in and was getting up charge before I had massage LOL. Mamasan wanted 20 dollar for table shower. I'm like really?

No thanks.

Overall; a good massage with no teasing and wanted more tip.

Damage 60 in house and /10 tip.

Will not recommend anyone.

Because of attitude of mamsan and the masseuse.

[Bosman70]

One of the most enjoyable experiences.

Drew Cindy. Was 1st time there after trying out everyone at sunset. 60/40.

[Niteluvr]

I haven't been to Q in awhile but I know of the woman you speak of. I was so horny one day and actually wanted to see her. It was a few weeks ago but they were closed, although I showed up at 10:15 and they supposed to open at 10. When I was there a few months ago I was greeted by the angry overweight woman who looked like a bulldog. I just bailed. I miss the time when it was Cindy and Joanna there. I'd always get a 4 hand HE from them. They were ugly but great at the ending, especially Cindy, who was small but had a nice ass and wore thongs underneath. Also loved the fact they spoke Spanish. Wonder where they went.

I was thinking on my way out that a guy would have to have served about 10 years in a Turkish prison to want to fuck that bulldog face.

[DNicewitit]

So after reading some reviews from who I thought to be reliable sources, I decided to take a trip to good ole Buford Hwy for some relief. Upon getting there, I saw a lady outside on the phone swinging her arms. So I was like Oh yeah! Batter up! So I go in and this short goulish looking creature leads me to the 1st room on the right and tells me too take off clothes and lay face down. Oooohh I like it when they talk dirtayy. So I try to rush and take off my clothes and I heard a knock. I jumped and through myself on the table and was ready to get all buttered up. The same lady who was practicing to seeing this bat came in. She also that grease on me and I was ready to get tender. She rubbed and asked how I was doing and then said I had a sexy body. Oh yeah mama! It's about to go down.

She was massaging and rubbing and teasing all over my body. Hehehuhuahaaahhh! She grazed the Boyz multiple times and massaged the crack between my happy cheeks. When she asked me if I was ok again. I said mama you make me feel so good!

Well all throughout she was sending we all the right signals and then it was time for the flip. She rubbed my chest, my thighs and caressed around my whole body. I was rubbing that flat ole bum of hers and then she said the most disturbing thing. As she moved my hand and slapped her thigh. Time is almost up. Urrggghh?

So she moves to the left leg and rubs everything except my happy place and I'm rubbing that little fish chip between her legs. So she oils my hands and says UDO. I said. UDO. I thought she was speaking some other language and I was about to say me no speaka UDO. She said sorry and point to my hand and man and said it again. Ooooohhh. So you want me to touch it myself. I've heard of this happening to my fellow brojos before so I touched him little and said, he dead, without ya hands, he needs you. She didn't budge, she just shook her head No and said so sorry. UNFKKNBELIEVABLE. So the whole time she is doing everything else and sending me all the right signals and she won't even Swing the Bat. She then said, I go get hot towel time is up. I tried again but she said, No sorry. She said this your first time here. So I was like yeah but a good friend of mine told me about Lola. She paused for a bit while drying off all the grease from me and said Lola is not working here. I was so pissed off.

I thought she was surely about it about it. Thought about even adding her to my rotation. Wanted her to swing battabattabatta swing but no dice. I can't believe this btch, I even have her the poutty face and she still didn't help little guy out. So when she left and I went in my wallet and just pulled out $61. Yeah btch only $1 tip for you. Heehe but then when I went to pay I thought I heard her say $50. Dammit. I thought it was $60. And I wanted her to see the $1 tip and I would have been like. So Sorry.

Oh well. I won't ever be going back there again. And I urge you guys. Don't even try unless your luck is better than mine or you want to waste all that predrip goo that come out the pipes. LOL. Mines all gone and my boyz are blue. Now I'm debating on whether or not to spend $ and have old faithful Cherry to pick up where madam dcktease left off. Happy mongering yall. Dilly Dilly!!

[Niteluvr]

I haven't been to Q in awhile but I know of the woman you speak of. I was so horny one day and actually wanted to see her. It was a few weeks ago but they were closed, although I showed up at 10:15 and they supposed to open at 10. When I was there a few months ago I was greeted by the angry overweight woman who looked like a bulldog. I just bailed. I miss the time when it was Cindy and Joanna there. I'd always get a 4 hand HE from them. They were ugly but great at the ending, especially Cindy, who was small but had a nice ass and wore thongs underneath. Also loved the fact they spoke Spanish. Wonder where they went.

So now I wonder if Q only has that one fugly woman working there.

[MassageAwesome]

Stopped by Cedar today. A Chinese dude greeted me so didn't stay and I think I recall someone saying Cedar is legit. How about K Massage on Thornton Rd? Was two lanes over when I noticed the sign so didn't get a chance to visit. I did stop by Q Massage on South Cobb Drive. Hadn't been there in a few years. The only woman available was old, overweight, fugly and had a bad attitude. Wouldn't fuck her if she paid me.

I haven't been to Q in awhile but I know of the woman you speak of. I was so horny one day and actually wanted to see her. It was a few weeks ago but they were closed, although I showed up at 10:15 and they supposed to open at 10. When I was there a few months ago I was greeted by the angry overweight woman who looked like a bulldog. I just bailed. I miss the time when it was Cindy and Joanna there. I'd always get a 4 hand HE from them. They were ugly but great at the ending, especially Cindy, who was small but had a nice ass and wore thongs underneath. Also loved the fact they spoke Spanish. Wonder where they went.

[Petey1015]

I have seen very few reviews for this place in Kennesaw and am curious what others have experienced.

I have been here probably a dozen times. Great deep tissue massage, but no hint of anything extra but I probably haven't been giving the right cues either. I like going here, so I'm hesitant to grab the girl's leg or butt or putt her hand on mister johnson for fear of getting kicked out. That said, given some of the post I have seen here, she's probably seen so much worse that I'd barely raise an eyebrow.

There is a table shower here, but I've never asked for that. Is doing so a queue for more?

Thanks.

I've not read a review that indicates otherwise and my visits were consistent with that. There is a stand up shower to use but to expect anyone to accompany you. Any teasing attempts by your massage provider is just that, followed by a suggestion of "add more time?" to which never ends to your expectation.

[Big Comanche]

Which Great is this?

In Cumming exit 13. The old Sun Spa.

[Niteluvr]

Which Great is this?

Great Massage in Cumming on Atlanta Hwy.

[TaoistMaster]

Stopped in earlier and drew May. Very friendly and playful 60/40. They locking the door at dusk to be more safe.

Which Great is this?

[Funbr202]

I went on Sat around 3 pm and had May. Great skills but was interrupted 3 x from the doorbell.

Stopped in earlier and drew May. Very friendly and playful 60/40. They locking the door at dusk to be more safe.