Massage Parlor Reports

[Golden3]

After reading this report and many others recently of draped massages and un-Happy Endings, what is it about AMPs that draw you to them? When I started, way too many years ago with Jill Matthews, I knew that I would get a handy and most of the time some breast play and a little outside the kitty touching.

The average cost for an hour massage with a HE (manual) is $100. But so many times you go and for your $60 you get nothing. Why not go to one of the established USAAC ladies, pay for a half hour (realistically that is more time than you get on the flip) and either get a BBBJ or full service? That includes DFK, DATY and a chance to talk ENGLISH with for the entire time you are there. I know one provider who charges $125 for the half. She is not a clock watcher. She is smart, sexy and a great time. Trust me you will have a better time with her for $125 because her BBBJ is stupendous. Hell she will even kiss you and let you DATY in that half hour. Compared to an AMP that is "Wholesale instead of Retail. ".

What is it that causes you to pay $60 for the opportunity to maybe pay $100 for a handy, when for $125 you can get the Full Monty? If you are paranoid about "disease" just ask the provider to do EVERYTHING COVERED (hell even the handy if you want.).

Is it the fact that you don't have to to plan for the appointment and to make sure you can be vetted by the provider? If you want to eat at the Precinct you will make a reservation at least a couple of hours in advance to make sure you don't have to wait for a table and then spend upwards of $200 for a meal for two. For me, the anticipation of a way younger than me woman eagerly awaiting my planned rendezvous actually heightens my excitement. I know that she is all mine for the whole time I am there. No matter how fat and ugly I am she will still say, "you are sexy. Now fuck me. " Can you say that of the Korean / Thai / Vietnamese / Chinese / Japanese human trafficked woman who is just trying to pay her "tab" to the boss and has two guys waiting in the wings?

I would rather pay 25% more for a sure thing than throw money down the table shower drain. Maybe I should post this in the "Octogan" so that this post would not be slammed and I would not be labeled a "White Knight" for my comments. But since I posted it hear to get the greatest response, haters / slammers hate and slam, I really don't care what you think anyway. This was meant to just get some insight into the AMP-lover mentality about what they do and why.

Of course this post is dependent on calling a PROFESSIONAL provider not a 20 something newbie who is just looking for her next dime bag....

Some of us are especially attracted to Asians. Why? I don't know. Maybe someone has done research on it and found some cultural or psychological reason, but the common expression "yellow fever" may be the best explanation you'll get.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

Thought I'd stop by and give it a shot based on a review here. Bad decision. I usually go to Beechmont but as stated its kind of sliding. There is no sign indicating that any business is there. I walked into a large, cold, pretty much empty room except for a couch. I mean the place was sparse to say the least. A girl popped her head around the corner. A Chinese lady I'd say around 30 ish. Not cute, not ugly. She asked if I had called and I said no. $60 for the hour as per all of the AMP's. I was led into a room that had a massage table and another little table with just a little light on it. The table looked clean and it did have a warming pad on it, nice touch.

The woman came in, spoke pretty good English and asked how I wanted the massage and I said medium. First thing she did was lay a large towel over my entire body and for the next 10 minutes give me a massage over that towel. I was not impressed. She did remove the towel and started what seemed to be a good massage, then did that forearm thing but it was just in one spot, one side of my upper back. I mean she stayed there literally in this one 8 inch spot for about 15 minutes. It was actually starting to hurt. The phone rang and she went to answer it. Seemed like a personal call. Was on the phone for about 5 minutes. Came back and started right on that same spot again. I asked her to stop that as it was starting to hurt. Moved to my legs, did ok then went to the wet towel. The whole time on my stomach nothing that could even be confused with teasing. On the flip once again laid the towel over the whole body. Never touched my chest and did the pounding thing on my legs. Overall a terrible massage, even for an AMP.

As I was dressing I noticed no tissues but a roll of toilet paper under the table. I know they are new but the experience with this woman was not good. She wasn't young, wasn't cute, and the massage was terrible. As I got into my car I noticed other cars there that weren't there before so maybe there were other girls there. But I never heard the doorbell or anyone speaking while I was there and I was in the room right by the door. So I don't know. I may give it another shot to see if there is another girl there. I won't go with this woman again. Ill give it one more shot.

After reading this report and many others recently of draped massages and un-Happy Endings, what is it about AMPs that draw you to them? When I started, way too many years ago with Jill Matthews, I knew that I would get a handy and most of the time some breast play and a little outside the kitty touching.

The average cost for an hour massage with a HE (manual) is $100. But so many times you go and for your $60 you get nothing. Why not go to one of the established USAAC ladies, pay for a half hour (realistically that is more time than you get on the flip) and either get a BBBJ or full service? That includes DFK, DATY and a chance to talk ENGLISH with for the entire time you are there. I know one provider who charges $125 for the half. She is not a clock watcher. She is smart, sexy and a great time. Trust me you will have a better time with her for $125 because her BBBJ is stupendous. Hell she will even kiss you and let you DATY in that half hour. Compared to an AMP that is "Wholesale instead of Retail. ".

What is it that causes you to pay $60 for the opportunity to maybe pay $100 for a handy, when for $125 you can get the Full Monty? If you are paranoid about "disease" just ask the provider to do EVERYTHING COVERED (hell even the handy if you want.).

Is it the fact that you don't have to to plan for the appointment and to make sure you can be vetted by the provider? If you want to eat at the Precinct you will make a reservation at least a couple of hours in advance to make sure you don't have to wait for a table and then spend upwards of $200 for a meal for two. For me, the anticipation of a way younger than me woman eagerly awaiting my planned rendezvous actually heightens my excitement. I know that she is all mine for the whole time I am there. No matter how fat and ugly I am she will still say, "you are sexy. Now fuck me. " Can you say that of the Korean / Thai / Vietnamese / Chinese / Japanese human trafficked woman who is just trying to pay her "tab" to the boss and has two guys waiting in the wings?

I would rather pay 25% more for a sure thing than throw money down the table shower drain. Maybe I should post this in the "Octogan" so that this post would not be slammed and I would not be labeled a "White Knight" for my comments. But since I posted it hear to get the greatest response, haters / slammers hate and slam, I really don't care what you think anyway. This was meant to just get some insight into the AMP-lover mentality about what they do and why.

Of course this post is dependent on calling a PROFESSIONAL provider not a 20 something newbie who is just looking for her next dime bag....

[TapThat]

Be careful some local news Chanel might jump on this and start checking out local AMP.

I was refering to woman. I am sure that commercial and residential massage places are out there that help woman out as well. And you won't ever hear that a place got shut down for it being known to being frequented by woman. Also the story is targeting the guys. Would have been a better story to read how it was another woman that was performing the acts, but that won't happen. MY 2 CENTS IS THAT ANYWAY YOU LOOK AT IT, GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT GET NAILED.

[PromoMan]

After reading, most of it. Got me thinking. Wonder how many ladies go and enjoy the services that some ladies are complaining about? I am sure it happens. The ladies have their go to places as we guys do as well.

Be careful some local news Chanel might jump on this and start checking out local AMP.

[TapThat]

Noticed only complaints by women, can't imagine a guy complaing that the female masseuse grabbed his junk. Wondering though if they're some horney women giving massages at this place.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbake...rm=.qfXzJ7DN6e#. Br9 P4 XlqBe.

After reading, most of it. Got me thinking. Wonder how many ladies go and enjoy the services that some ladies are complaining about? I am sure it happens. The ladies have their go to places as we guys do as well.

[EatOne]

Noticed only complaints by women, can't imagine a guy complaing that the female masseuse grabbed his junk. Wondering though if they're some horney women giving massages at this place.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbake...rm=.qfXzJ7DN6e#. Br9 P4 XlqBe.

[PromoMan]

Don't waste your time. First experience where the table shower was completely covered, to start. Not a good start. Second they have multiple tables in a room, separated by a sheet. Third, lots of inner-chatter between mamasan and masseuses. Also lots of arguing. My masseuse kept assuring me everything was ok and being very enjoyable during the otherwise annoying situation, BUT ultimately did not provide a decent massage or any playful activity or etc. Was excited to see a new spot in ky, but it looks like I'll continue crossing the river for the time being.

I am done with turfway my self. Last time I was their they had individual room with a real door. The shower was ok. But the massage was at best average. Some teasing but no follow up. The whole experience was lack luster. A tip was expected but was not forth coming don't waste your time or money. I will stay on the north side of the ohio river.

[INeedAName]

So, just passing along something, don't ask how I know. A couple months ago at an AMP in town, I know one of the 40 ish year old women working, and giving satisfying massages, was not a woman. She was there for a brief time, then left, went back to New York, and I am pretty sure is back in town somewhere. All I can say is, you don't always know.

[Hooter12]

Thought I'd stop by and give it a shot based on a review here. Bad decision. I usually go to Beechmont but as stated its kind of sliding. There is no sign indicating that any business is there. I walked into a large, cold, pretty much empty room except for a couch. I mean the place was sparse to say the least. A girl popped her head around the corner. A Chinese lady I'd say around 30 ish. Not cute, not ugly. She asked if I had called and I said no. $60 for the hour as per all of the AMP's. I was led into a room that had a massage table and another little table with just a little light on it. The table looked clean and it did have a warming pad on it, nice touch.

The woman came in, spoke pretty good English and asked how I wanted the massage and I said medium. First thing she did was lay a large towel over my entire body and for the next 10 minutes give me a massage over that towel. I was not impressed. She did remove the towel and started what seemed to be a good massage, then did that forearm thing but it was just in one spot, one side of my upper back. I mean she stayed there literally in this one 8 inch spot for about 15 minutes. It was actually starting to hurt. The phone rang and she went to answer it. Seemed like a personal call. Was on the phone for about 5 minutes. Came back and started right on that same spot again. I asked her to stop that as it was starting to hurt. Moved to my legs, did ok then went to the wet towel. The whole time on my stomach nothing that could even be confused with teasing. On the flip once again laid the towel over the whole body. Never touched my chest and did the pounding thing on my legs. Overall a terrible massage, even for an AMP.

As I was dressing I noticed no tissues but a roll of toilet paper under the table. I know they are new but the experience with this woman was not good. She wasn't young, wasn't cute, and the massage was terrible. As I got into my car I noticed other cars there that weren't there before so maybe there were other girls there. But I never heard the doorbell or anyone speaking while I was there and I was in the room right by the door. So I don't know. I may give it another shot to see if there is another girl there. I won't go with this woman again. Ill give it one more shot.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

I stop at Salem road today, Had a younger woman about 30? The massage was just ok maybe a 6 out of 10, I was covered the whole time and when I touched her leg she kind of got upset with me. No DIY, No Tip, No return for me.

I Wonder if the reason for what you experienced was caused by the recent positive review of Lulu. I bet she was "off today when you went in.

[Zlessor]

Don't waste your time. First experience where the table shower was completely covered, to start. Not a good start. Second they have multiple tables in a room, separated by a sheet. Third, lots of inner-chatter between mamasan and masseuses. Also lots of arguing. My masseuse kept assuring me everything was ok and being very enjoyable during the otherwise annoying situation, BUT ultimately did not provide a decent massage or any playful activity or etc. Was excited to see a new spot in ky, but it looks like I'll continue crossing the river for the time being.

[LuvnLivn]

Every one I've offered it to has happily accepted. Heck, why wouldn't they? Velvet, AnnieGirl, Daanya to name a few.

Has anyone tried giving a massage to your masseuse at a AMP. I always ask after I develop a re pore with them after a while on the table. Sometime it works sometime not. It gets very interesting when they are lying face down and I go down the back and between the lags like she did me. with all her clothes om of course

[Garyhb]

When I was in the military, there was a place in Florida where you massaged the lady first, she was nude. And then she would massage you and provide an HE. I did that twice but it was a little expensive for a guy making military pay. Several years ago there was a lady named Judy at Blue Accu who liked to get a massage before she performed her services. They seemed to charge by the session rather than by a set time because I always got my full time in addition to the massage. There was one other time, but it was after seeing the girl at least once a week for three years. She did go topless for the massage. Unfortunately she is no longer in the business or in this area but we are still in touch via social media, pretty much daily.

I did that with Christin Creams it led to fireworks in the bedroom. She really enjoyed it.

[PromoMan]

I have had the pleasure of returning the favor with Devine Rachel. I think she enjoyed it as much as I did and YES she was NUDE.

Never got to do one nude for various reasons (to many people around) but was able to slide hands the whole way down in panties. One place (can't mention) did get to taste the product more than once. Almost nude had dress on, so easy to get redressed just stand up.

[Hillbilly Bob]

When I was in the military, there was a place in Florida where you massaged the lady first, she was nude. And then she would massage you and provide an HE. I did that twice but it was a little expensive for a guy making military pay. Several years ago there was a lady named Judy at Blue Accu who liked to get a massage before she performed her services. They seemed to charge by the session rather than by a set time because I always got my full time in addition to the massage. There was one other time, but it was after seeing the girl at least once a week for three years. She did go topless for the massage. Unfortunately she is no longer in the business or in this area but we are still in touch via social media, pretty much daily.

I have had the pleasure of returning the favor with Devine Rachel. I think she enjoyed it as much as I did and YES she was NUDE.