Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

Anyone ever have a masseuse refuse a tip?

Me neither. Til today.

Was out and about and hit up both Honey Spa & Top 10 today. Both were huge successes. But I was still feeling a bit frisky, so I ventured up to Emerald since I had read here that the ladies there were cute and very accommodating. Sure enough I walk in and am greeted by a very hot little blonde number. I think her name was Kelly. Great tight little bod, cute face, somewhere in the late 20's / early 30's I'd guess (we are all so bad at estimating Asian women's ages, LOL). I ask if she is my masseuse and she confirms. Pay $50 for 45 min. She starts off great. Soft massage w / oil and some teasing, tho she never actually touches the goods. I have to ask for the flip (bad sign) and on the flip we start talking. She asks what other AMP's I visit and I tell her. She asks why I visited Emerald, and I tell her that there is good word online about the place. She tells me that other customers have shared with her the different forums where her "spa" is discussed. Uh oh. She tells me that she is a little concerned that so much intel is out there. She is rubbing my legs but no further action is happening so I ask if she is interested in "completing the mission". She has no clue what to do and when I tell her that I will show her, she declines and I let it go. I tell her that I will just head down the street after she's done with me to another AMP to get my SKO. Funny, because 99.99% of these women will accept my tutelage since a big fat tip is on the line, lol. Whatever. I get dressed and as I'm leaving I reach into my wallet to give her a small tip and she says she doesn't want a tip. She tells me to give it to the girl that you are going to see who will give you what you want. And she said it in earnestness, not in bitterness or anger. She almost renewed my faith in humanity. Almost.... ;D

Anyone ever have anything like that happen before? It sure was a first for me.

That's a first! I've seen Kelly, she gave a nice massage and release. Emerald has always been a reliable place for a good massage. Never had them negotiate for a tip there.

[Lovergrrl]

Anyone ever have a masseuse refuse a tip?

Me neither. Til today.

Was out and about and hit up both Honey Spa & Top 10 today. Both were huge successes. But I was still feeling a bit frisky, so I ventured up to Emerald since I had read here that the ladies there were cute and very accommodating. Sure enough I walk in and am greeted by a very hot little blonde number. I think her name was Kelly. Great tight little bod, cute face, somewhere in the late 20's / early 30's I'd guess (we are all so bad at estimating Asian women's ages, LOL). I ask if she is my masseuse and she confirms. Pay $50 for 45 min. She starts off great. Soft massage w / oil and some teasing, tho she never actually touches the goods. I have to ask for the flip (bad sign) and on the flip we start talking. She asks what other AMP's I visit and I tell her. She asks why I visited Emerald, and I tell her that there is good word online about the place. She tells me that other customers have shared with her the different forums where her "spa" is discussed. Uh oh. She tells me that she is a little concerned that so much intel is out there. She is rubbing my legs but no further action is happening so I ask if she is interested in "completing the mission". She has no clue what to do and when I tell her that I will show her, she declines and I let it go. I tell her that I will just head down the street after she's done with me to another AMP to get my SKO. Funny, because 99.99% of these women will accept my tutelage since a big fat tip is on the line, lol. Whatever. I get dressed and as I'm leaving I reach into my wallet to give her a small tip and she says she doesn't want a tip. She tells me to give it to the girl that you are going to see who will give you what you want. And she said it in earnestness, not in bitterness or anger. She almost renewed my faith in humanity. Almost.... ;D

Anyone ever have anything like that happen before? It sure was a first for me.

[Quinby1]

Well P&C wellness is off my goto list now, got the old, grumpy, overpriced masseuse too many times. Sakura in CM has been my spot lately, good massage and finish, I never understand their names though, LOL.

A question for you pros who I've learned so much from. Where can a good looking younger guy meet Asian girls <30? I love the parlors, but I'm ready to try something more but have no idea where to start!

Try Mansion nightclub in CM after 10 pm. There are tons of young asian chicks there. Just dress nice and buy them drinks.

[James D 2004]

I went there just because of the convenient location while I have an hour to kill. I knew it was non-erotic, listed as such on our sponsor Rubmaps.

A senior woman, obviously the owner, greeted me and took my money. Obviously, they don't have many clients at the time. She called in a masseuse for me but offered me a woman for 10 minutes that was already there waiting for her client to arrive.

The room is well lit so I can see that the room is clean with white towels. But the strange thing is that I found a filter sheet on the face hole when I went on to the massage table. Well, it wasn't a filter, but a cover sheet for doctors' examination tables and massage tables, covering the whole table on top of white bedsheets or maybe towels. It was the non-woven type of paper that is soft and looks like lace that you can see through. It doesn't look like waterproof but it could be if that's used on doctors' examination tables.

I looked it up and it isn't cheap, costing 50 c to a dollar for each sheet. At the time my first question is, do they change sheets? Or they offer the sheet as an ADDITIONAL protection against the bedsheets and towels after laundry?

Since I got woman #1 for 10 min, I took a good look at her but couldn't see her face with the light at the back of the head. But she fitted in a tight jean. Even though I said medium she caused me pain when she twisted her fist on my neck. I know it's good stuff so I tried to tolerate that. The owner came in shortly after her as if to guard me against sexual harassment. She blamed #1 for putting the tiny towel on my butt the wrong way. #1 explained that it was me who did it, not her fault. It was a tiny towel on top a big towel so I took the top one and put it on my butt. I think she was supposed to use the big towel.

#2 came in about 15 minutes. Immediately she complained about the oil, or that #1 did it wrong with the oil. She turned on the tap every 2 minutes to rinse her hands and used the water for whatever reason. It could be oil but it felt like soap and water rubbing on me. You feel heat with oil but I felt cold with the soap and water. Fortunately, she covered me with a big thick towel for the half she wasn't rubbing. The feeling is bad like taking a shower without enough soap and water.

If that's not bad enough she massaged my neck wetting my hair around the hairline. Worst, she gave me a face massage rubbing every inch of my face with her drippy hand wet with something I didn't know about. The smell of cheap soap reminded me it was still there after she rubbed my face.

The strong short bursts of hissing sound of the tap gave me PTSD!

The massage wasn't bad and I almost had to tell her to stop grinding my muscle; the pain was almost too good to withstand.

I wasn't cleaned up with hot towels before the flip. It would be disgusting if they don't change bed sheets. And more disgusting if she let me go home with whatever on my body. She rubbed my chest, stomach, legs and toes thoroughly. It felt a little disgusting when she rubbed my face the same way she rubbed my face.

Finally she cleaned me with a big hot towel on both sides. So I had to flip again for her to wipe my bottom like a baby. Then she got down face to face with me and told me her name. I got a good look at her face. I knew she was older but with that face, not again.

I thought the soap mixture smells but not that bad. I didn't feel terrible driving home because at least I wasn't dripping wet. But my hair was wett and awkward.

[IgnusDeo]

So I've been hitting up the backpages, and I ran across this http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...free/146000142.

Has anyone ever tried her out before? Mostly curious since I don't think I've ever run across one of her ads before.

[Friendlylurker]

Well P&C wellness is off my goto list now, got the old, grumpy, overpriced masseuse too many times. Sakura in CM has been my spot lately, good massage and finish, I never understand their names though, LOL.

A question for you pros who I've learned so much from. Where can a good looking younger guy meet Asian girls <30? I love the parlors, but I'm ready to try something more but have no idea where to start!

[TheBenster]

Hi all!

I'm from Italy and new in the area (FV). I've been around in Europe a lot and enjoy a good massage with an exciting HJ. I'm trying to get through your abbreviations and reports. Thank you, that helps a lot!

Is there a place nearby that offers a good massage and HJ only? What costs should I expect? Where I come from 60 min for $ 80 incl. Tip is standard.

Have been in these two places last week. Massage / rub were okay, but not mind blowing. Total damage $90-100 each, which I found a little too much for the service. Also these places where kind of cold. Still waiting for some hints in the area with good prices and service.

[James D 2004]

Fellow Mongers,

I hit up Valencia and with the roll of the dice drew Nina. I have been there before and this was the first time I have seen her. Looks a little older but not bad. Barely spoke english. Started with very mediocre back massage with little teasing then asked for flip. She them smiled real big and asked if I wanted something. I eventually got her to understand I wanted a topless hummer. After negotiating back and forth we agreed on. 8 and she began to remove her shirt to reveal an incredible set of breasts. Base on appearance I guessed they were TGTBT, then I got a hold of them and I think I guessed wrong. My ex had bolt-ons and these were definitely not as stiff and obvious as those. I am hoping someone here will give her a go and let me know their opinion. Back to the report. Good solid CBJ and fun bag juggling and I pop. She cleans up and has a big smile saying 'see you soon'. Will return.

Those are imports. Like Lexus vs Oldsmobile.

[Ass Coach]

There's been several of the girls from the Asian HX providers that have been in stockings / garter belts that I have seen. Sexy for sure!

Anyone ever come across AMP where the girl is wearing nylons / pantyhose? Looking to satisfy my fetish, but haven't ever come across this.

[Dillyo420]

Fellow Mongers,

I hit up Valencia and with the roll of the dice drew Nina. I have been there before and this was the first time I have seen her. Looks a little older but not bad. Barely spoke english. Started with very mediocre back massage with little teasing then asked for flip. She them smiled real big and asked if I wanted something. I eventually got her to understand I wanted a topless hummer. After negotiating back and forth we agreed on. 8 and she began to remove her shirt to reveal an incredible set of breasts. Base on appearance I guessed they were TGTBT, then I got a hold of them and I think I guessed wrong. My ex had bolt-ons and these were definitely not as stiff and obvious as those. I am hoping someone here will give her a go and let me know their opinion. Back to the report. Good solid CBJ and fun bag juggling and I pop. She cleans up and has a big smile saying 'see you soon'. Will return.

[NoClue02]

They never left, just not on HX. I remember at least one familiar face. I mean pictures. Has her own account on HX. And today two familiar Thai girls have their ad online in the city.

I remembered seeing couple of the thai angel's girls on different agency in HX. I think one of them is in sgv area. Price is slightly higher though. I do miss the thai angel. I know they advertise in the cv but too chicken to go visit them after that big bust LOL.

[DRocke8921]

Anyone ever come across AMP where the girl is wearing nylons / pantyhose? Looking to satisfy my fetish, but haven't ever come across this.

[James D 2004]

Both my favorite AAMP's are now gone it seems, the Asian Connection / food network and Thai Angels were shut down. Anyone know the story?

Anyone have a good alternative for me since those were the only 2 AAMP's I used. I don't care about ethnicity, I'm fine with Chinese or Korean.

They never left, just not on HX. I remember at least one familiar face. I mean pictures. Has her own account on HX. And today two familiar Thai girls have their ad online in the city.

[Lovergrrl]

Both my favorite AAMP's are now gone it seems, the Asian Connection / food network and Thai Angels were shut down. Anyone know the story?

Anyone have a good alternative for me since those were the only 2 AAMP's I used. I don't care about ethnicity, I'm fine with Chinese or Korean.

http://www.ocregister.com/2017/05/26...ng-thai-women/

[AsianPussy]

Both my favorite AAMP's are now gone it seems, the Asian Connection / food network and Thai Angels were shut down. Anyone know the story?

Anyone have a good alternative for me since those were the only 2 AAMP's I used. I don't care about ethnicity, I'm fine with Chinese or Korean.