Massage Parlor Reports

[Fly Dangler]

Your joking, right? 90% of the AMPs have old. Mature ladies who do he. Just go to 2 different AMPs and you will find what you seek. If you find 2 AMPs that have young girls please, please report back. Thanks.

Could be he's looking for a granny that actually looks her age. Too bad we don't have anything here like the roof tops in Hong Kong back in the 1960's, he'd really like that!

[Johnson686]

Been to 2 different places in the area recently.

Amys. The location is nice and discreet, especially in the evenings. If you are looking for someone who can give you an excellent massage and takes pride in her work, go to Amy. She is meticulous and pays attention to detail. Other than that options are quite limited. HE with OTC is probably as far as she will go. She isn't a looker but some might prefer her MILF-why appearance and huge rack. Its a good massage but at 120 + tip, I am not sure if its worth the money.

612 Main. I was surprised that there aren't many reports on here after seeing the foot traffic and constant phone calls to this place. I called and was told to come by after 10 min. I showed 15 min later and was made to wait in the common area for another 10 min. I saw a monger leave and it made me feel that it was wasn't professional for them to keep me out in the open. I then realized that they had already hidden another monger in the one of the unused massage rooms. So, I pretty much got to see everyone in the place as they were shuffled from one discreet place to another. The two women working there were older (probably late 40 or early 50). I opted for the half hour (50) and ended up with Lisa. Massage was half decent and nothing to write about. Prior to flip the tease consisted of finger dragging on the body and brushing the goods. It was so mechanical that it was useless. On the flip, she went right to it. Not jackhammer but she stared off into space for most of it. I could tell she was thinking of something else because her facial expressions kept changing. Periodically, she reminded herself of what she was doing and look down at me again. This constant zoning out was as hilarious as sad. She allowed UTC on the top and OTC bottom, eventually pulling her top up to hasten my departure. Eventually, I got there. This is was followed by cleanup and a small head massage. I wasn't happy about the service and wanted to give her 40 but she kept whining so I added another 10. I most probably won't repeat unless in a pinch.

That being said I am curious what other on her pay for tip. Is 40 HE with OTC? Do you guys pay extra for UTC, like 60 for top-bottom access?

Cheers,

Roy.

Yeah, I'll generally tip a little more. Maybe. 5 or. 6 - if I get more access.

[BigDickInTown]

Had a few drinks Saturday night and figured I'd hit up 40 Harrison ave, rang the buzzer and was let in. Walked by a young white girl who gave me the stink eye so apparently it's also an apartment complex. $8 for the hour and $4 for the tip, massage was sub par worked back for about 30 minutes. The provider was in her mid 40's I'd day, not a great body at all and next to no English. Upon flip standard HE, nothing special and took a while due to the booze but got the job done. I've been here a couple times and always the same. Best of luck gents, Safe hunting.

[Woody32]

Good morning my fellow hobbyist!

I am young and have a crazy fetish for MILFs and Mature women. Have any of you been to any parlors, Asian and non Asian that have older women and they offer great HE? Or even seen anyone on BP or CL? PM me with any information that might help. Thanks in advance!

Your joking, right? 90% of the AMPs have old. Mature ladies who do he. Just go to 2 different AMPs and you will find what you seek. If you find 2 AMPs that have young girls please, please report back. Thanks.

[Ambrose]

Good morning my fellow hobbyist!

I am young and have a crazy fetish for MILFs and Mature women. Have any of you been to any parlors, Asian and non Asian that have older women and they offer great HE? Or even seen anyone on BP or CL? PM me with any information that might help. Thanks in advance!

You should follow me around, that's all I've been able to find lately at the AMPs, older MILFs.

[YoloGent]

Two new girls, Lisa and Sasha are working here now. Typical mid 30's Chinese ladies, a little bit better than average looks and about average bodies. Somehow they talked me into a four handed for a half hour, and it was very good massage but ended up just being that, a complete strike out which is rare for me however I think that individually I would have got an ending but together it seemed as though they each didn't want to admit to the other what they do, or that is my theory any. Besides by the time it got to the flip there was only just five minutes left, so it was just some leg foot work by one and the head scalp, eyelid and finger pulls by the other. I will give credit they were very attentive and I got the full half hour perhaps even five minutes more and they help you get undressed and dressed at the end but like I said I think they were too shy to do an ending together or since they had never seen me before they might have thought that I was law-enforcement and wanted to be careful but a simple solution is to go back and I probably will get the ending. Four handed for half hour was $80 and $40 tip split between the two of them. In conclusion this again is probably ate your mileage may vary place and your appearance may also factor in as well as have you been there before with whoever are the new people and like I said these two were completely new. The two other times that I had been there for a fine and there was some overlap to who was working during those two times but these two were completely new.

[WillieFudPucke]

Went to Oval in Q over the weekend. Got Anna. Very pretty and younger than what I am used to.

Typical treatment HJHE. I asked for more but no extras were available.

Typical fee and tip for a typical experience.

[SweeDick251]

Good morning my fellow hobbyist!

I am young and have a crazy fetish for MILFs and Mature women. Have any of you been to any parlors, Asian and non Asian that have older women and they offer great HE? Or even seen anyone on BP or CL? PM me with any information that might help. Thanks in advance!

[CyJim666]

Need some urgent help. Twisted my back playing basketball Friday in my old man's league. Looking for a girl that can deliver a fantastic massage similar to deep tissue. And then finish up with an average or better HJ. Thanks for the quick response! Feel free to PM if you prefer.

Angel at AAA.

Linda at C&are.

[Randomguy5000]

Need some urgent help. Twisted my back playing basketball Friday in my old man's league. Looking for a girl that can deliver a fantastic massage similar to deep tissue. And then finish up with an average or better HJ. Thanks for the quick response! Feel free to PM if you prefer.

[Sex Rohmer]

I was thinking the same thing. Especially with a language barrier. I can say "no or little oil" as much as I want and boom, I'm greased up better than a thanksgiving day turkey! Unless they're English is really good, most of my conversations are done with hand gestures! I'd love to see you mime "removing a tick" at an AMP LOL.

SPS.

There are plenty of ticks in China. The taiga tick is widespread in China, Russia and Eastern Europe and carries disease. Of course, plenty of folks from cities don't think of ticks.

[SirPsychoSexy]

I was thinking the same thing. Especially with a language barrier. I can say "no or little oil" as much as I want and boom, I'm greased up better than a thanksgiving day turkey! Unless they're English is really good, most of my conversations are done with hand gestures! I'd love to see you mime "removing a tick" at an AMP LOL.

SPS.

Would love to be there to hear you try to explain what you want. Especially in an AMP! Probably enough would get lost in translation that you'd get thrown out for being a pervert.

[Scraggy]

Would love to be there to hear you try to explain what you want. Especially in an AMP! Probably enough would get lost in translation that you'd get thrown out for being a pervert.

Hi, this is probably a silly question, but my wife is away, and she usually checks me over for ticks. (You know, those nasty insects.) Anyway, do you think a massage parlor lady would be willing to do it before massaging me? Or do you think she'd puke??

Thanks!

[RoyMakaay]

Been to 2 different places in the area recently.

Amys. The location is nice and discreet, especially in the evenings. If you are looking for someone who can give you an excellent massage and takes pride in her work, go to Amy. She is meticulous and pays attention to detail. Other than that options are quite limited. HE with OTC is probably as far as she will go. She isn't a looker but some might prefer her MILF-why appearance and huge rack. Its a good massage but at 120 + tip, I am not sure if its worth the money.

612 Main. I was surprised that there aren't many reports on here after seeing the foot traffic and constant phone calls to this place. I called and was told to come by after 10 min. I showed 15 min later and was made to wait in the common area for another 10 min. I saw a monger leave and it made me feel that it was wasn't professional for them to keep me out in the open. I then realized that they had already hidden another monger in the one of the unused massage rooms. So, I pretty much got to see everyone in the place as they were shuffled from one discreet place to another. The two women working there were older (probably late 40 or early 50). I opted for the half hour (50) and ended up with Lisa. Massage was half decent and nothing to write about. Prior to flip the tease consisted of finger dragging on the body and brushing the goods. It was so mechanical that it was useless. On the flip, she went right to it. Not jackhammer but she stared off into space for most of it. I could tell she was thinking of something else because her facial expressions kept changing. Periodically, she reminded herself of what she was doing and look down at me again. This constant zoning out was as hilarious as sad. She allowed UTC on the top and OTC bottom, eventually pulling her top up to hasten my departure. Eventually, I got there. This is was followed by cleanup and a small head massage. I wasn't happy about the service and wanted to give her 40 but she kept whining so I added another 10. I most probably won't repeat unless in a pinch.

That being said I am curious what other on her pay for tip. Is 40 HE with OTC? Do you guys pay extra for UTC, like 60 for top-bottom access?

Cheers,

Roy.

[GordonFreeman]

Despite no compelling reviews I stopped in for a session at Diva Spa (40 Harrison Ave, 2 D). Buzzer is clearly labeled and I was let right in. I tried to call first but the call went to voice mail. You get your choice of elevator or stairs to get to the second floor. A hostess is waiting for you, probably to make sure you go into the right business. The spa appears clean and updated although quarters are tight. I have been to many AMP and felt very comfortable paying for the session and getting disrobed. The table shower was the first test. The have one of the pre-fabbed table showers. You have to be careful how you lay down because it does not seem to cradle your neck well. The table shower was front and back with everything in between. I have had better but she made it very pleasant. Back in the room and had a surprisingly great massage. Lots of slippery oil and very little (ok, none) drapping. The finish was exactly what I was hoping for with a little prostate tease thrown in for good measure.

As far as I can tell there where three ladies working. 2 average looks, the third was young and pretty. Guess it is the luck of the drawer.

$70/ hr to the house, $40 tip to the hostess, $20 extra if you want the table shower.

The only down side to this spa that they want an extra $20 for the table shower. I would recommend and might repeat if I am in the area again.

- Gordon.