Massage Parlor Reports

**Not Dead Yet** · 10-30-17 21:37

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little.

So can we once and for all put an end to the myth here. No way does the door fee go straight to the house. The girls gets half. So let start the debate. DO NOT PAY MORE THAN 40 for HE with NO SKIN SHOWING.

Not to be too picky, but at many of the Chinese places, particularly where the girls actually live there, they get 40%, or 24 out of the 60. At some of these places, the more experienced girls are sometimes able to negotiate 50%, particularly if they have a following of regular customers.

At some of the Korean FS places, they get less than 40%, but keep most, or all of the tips.

But regardless, we need to continue to resist the GPS girls, and be prepared to walk away.

**DMichaels69** · 10-30-17 17:35

Imagine if everyone did what you did and did not overpay. A lot better scene I think.

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

I finally went to check out Oki Doki the other day, after having heard many positive reviews for a while now.

I never got around to asking the MT's name, but she was mid to late 20's and very good looking. Very pleasantly surprised about that.

I opted for the hour session. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, though the part where she climbed on top of me (while I was lying face down) felt pretty nice. Especially since she was wearing short shorts and her legs felt great.

After about a half-hour she told me to flip. She wanted 100 for a topless HJ which was tempting given her nice body, but way more than I wanted to spend. I went for a standard HJ. I've heard in the past that other options are available, but nothing else was offered to me.

In the end I was pretty disappointed with the place. The girl was good looking, but I don't like getting shorted on time and I don't like aggressive negotiators. I won't be going back.

Two side notes. First, as we are heading into winter you should know that this place was freezing. Second, there is some sort of animal place next door (pet shop, doggy daycare, who knows) and the dogs were going crazy. And one of the employees at the place was yelling right back at the dogs. It was not a very relaxing situation. To be honest, I was kind of tempted to call the ASPCA.

**Lokkin4** · 10-30-17 15:28

She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little.

So can we once and for all put an end to the myth here. No way does the door fee go straight to the house. The girls gets half. So let start the debate. DO NOT PAY MORE THAN 40 for HE with NO SKIN SHOWING.

**Member #6027** · 10-30-17 10:32

I finally went to check out Oki Doki the other day, after having heard many positive reviews for a while now.

I never got around to asking the MT's name, but she was mid to late 20's and very good looking. Very pleasantly surprised about that.

I opted for the hour session. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, though the part where she climbed on top of me (while I was lying face down) felt pretty nice. Especially since she was wearing short shorts and her legs felt great.

After about a half-hour she told me to flip. She wanted 100 for a topless HJ which was tempting given her nice body, but way more than I wanted to spend. I went for a standard HJ. I've heard in the past that other options are available, but nothing else was offered to me.

In the end I was pretty disappointed with the place. The girl was good looking, but I don't like getting shorted on time and I don't like aggressive negotiators. I won't be going back.

Two side notes. First, as we are heading into winter you should know that this place was freezing. Second, there is some sort of animal place next door (pet shop, doggy daycare, who knows) and the dogs were going crazy. And one of the employees at the place was yelling right back at the dogs. It was not a very relaxing situation. To be honest, I was kind of tempted to call the ASPCA.

**BlueUc** · 10-30-17 07:50

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.

I think YUN is seeing a dip in traffic because of Exercise Spa that is not far away. Exercise asks, and expects, a higher range of prices and I have a hunch Yun is trying to match their pricing to theirs. If Yun is not that busy as was mentioned earlier, they make nothing, so when someone does come in they will try and max out every service possible. From the recent posts it seems they clearly just want the money and will rush thru your time, get things done and say goodbye. On the way out you see that you were shorted 15 minutes or more.

**Bob521** · 10-30-17 01:00

I can't speak with complete certainty about K-Spa door price sharing. But part goes to the MS. Maybe $10 or $20. The remainder is split between the house and the worker. If nobody comes the worker is not paid. They are 1099 contract workers. Not W2. That girl was (gasp) lying to you. I'm 90% sure. That shop and the girls there are oriented toward FS. Not massage, per se. Their goal is to make $100-$140 per hour. So, from her point of view, HE is actually more work/effort, and as she says, less money. That's doesn't make it right, but they are, of course, the epitome of mercenaries.

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.

**Bob521** · 10-30-17 00:18

You'd be amazed Sam. We do our best to make sure nobody "expects" anything. But nevertheless, we get all kinds of things. Then, they leave zero tip.

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

How are folks not civilized at a legit spa? Anyway good luck with your shop! Anyone know of a young (in the 20's), cute legit reasonably priced therapist?

**Wild Rider 80** · 10-29-17 22:50

Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.

**VRooomBada** · 10-29-17 15:41

Originally Posted by TJSterling [View Original Post]

Checked them out today. I agree with your "pro's". My 1st nuru-amazing. Had Alex though, and she was totally nude. A little meat on her bones, but gorgeous, and super friendly and personable without being fake. She showed me the menu, and talked my newbie-ness through everything. Allowed me to roam EVERYWHERE. $$ for 1/2 hr, plus. 5 for prostate (also 1st time). Tipped. 4. Should have given her more b / c she worked her as off for me. Very nice, clean place.

Cons.

Website is way out of date. Most of them don't work there anymore. BP ad gets updated, but needs more updating. And yeah, too expensive.

Side note: I feel even worse b / c I couldn't pop in the 30 min, even after all of her hard work. Nerves? Meds side effects? Getting old (47)? Really embarrassed.

1.

So I checked this place out the other day. Text to set up appointment, call for address. 2 good reviews on here was enough for me, even with a high price tag. They are currently running $20 off the nuru + bath option, but it's still pricey. But like the milkwaukee ave / bucktown / printer's row / LT girls, they are young / hot and some people don't mind paying a little extra for that once in a while. I went with the hh option.

For me, the pros ended there with the looks (she was gorgeous, solid 9/10 irl). Well, the girl was also nice and flirty. I did honestly enjoy my time with her but I felt like she was trying to upsell me the whole time. She said I could upgrade to a GFE for an extra $ but that puts it in the "not worth it" ballpark for me, personally. Also, she told me more than once about the benefits of scheduling a longer appointment. It wasn't pushy per se, but I didn't really like it.

Other cons: like the first reviewer said, I showed up on time and the "mamasan" (I'm assuming since she was older and didn't look like any of the other girls) was confused who I was. I had to wait about 10 minutes. Not horrible, but that shouldn't happen. At least I got the girl I requested though. They also do a poor job of shuttling customers. I bumped into other girls with dudes more than once. I'd like to avoid that when I'm out and about. The actual nuru room was also slightly dirty. It smelled of old sweat, so they should probably deep clean the room. Then the turkish bath itself was super short and insufficient. I was still very oily after the bath.

All said, I would probably repeat LOL. I'm the kind of weirdo that prefers a nice HJ to FS, the location is super convenient for me, the girls are very attractive (I saw about 5 of them when I was walking around in there, I liked them all). When I go back, I would probably just get a normal massage for an hour since all I care about is the view. So ultimately I would recommend, as long as you are aware of the shortcomings (mostly the price tag) and are okay with it.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-off/79047932

2.

Being a loop guy, I also checked out the printer's row place earlier this month. I'm assuming this is the same owner as the bucktown and wicker park locations. Same concept - $1. 6 or $1. 8 for a topless of nude hh massage with a young-ish and very attractive girl. I honestly think they change the price randomly and how much they take off depends on the girl. It's always been at least topless though and free roaming for my experiences. This place only takes calls, they don't respond to texts. I felt very welcomed at this place. The girls there treated me like an old friend, so that's a plus. Recently, I saw ads for this place offering "VIP" for $$$ for certain girls. I wonder if that means they do FS here as well. The massage room I've been in had an ottoman, a massage table, and a bed. Makes me wonder. If you frequent places like LT, you'd probably like this place. If you hit up the bucktown (jessica / sofy, etc.) or wicker park (giselle, etc.) locations, obviously this would be up your alley.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...emily/55197502

3.

Another vote for relax spa on cermak. The women are old, but they give a hell of a BJ and still have a bangin' bod. They also seem to get really turned on and appreciate some aggressive fiv LOL. I've gone twice so far, but I'm not sure if I'd go back anymore. However, it's definitely a reliable place, especially for out of towners near the convention center.

**IllMatic80** · 10-28-17 15:40

Visited this fine establishment after seeing it listed on rubmaps. I'm too cheap to buy a membership, so I just search for MP's nearby. There are like 5 AMP's in a 3 block radius on Chicago Ave but this one had no reviews yet. Apparently it just opened like a month ago. Bright, flashing neon signs and all. I rang the bell at like 9:55 pm and a gorgeous late 20's Asian flower named Mindy (Mandy) greeted me. She was about 5'2 and is kinda thick for Asian standards. Nice plump booty and nice cups (probably C's) up top. Beautiful smile and very welcoming and friendly. I was surprised, being a black man. Nevertheless, she introduced me to another girl who was very cute but very Petite and tiny. She then asked whom I would like to get my massage from and I promptly selected her and she led me into the room. Since this joint is new, it was very clean and she had soft music playing. No ts offered, but I had just showered at the crib anyways. I paid the $. 45 for the half hour and she left to get my change. As she did, I stripped down and laid face down on the table. She came back in and asked if I'd like coconut or baby oil and then began a pretty good massage. Very relaxing and sensual as well. Her conversation was very flirtatious and sweet. She made me feel like she enjoyed what she was doing. Pretty soon afterwards she allowed me to massage her on the table! I rubbed her neck, back, legs and thighs, and of course that plump juicy booty. This went on for about 10 minutes and then she thanked me and told me to lay back down the table except face up this time. She then sat between my legs and started rubbing my chest and rib cage and ever so gently brushed against my raging erection. She sweetly then asked if I wanted her to massage there. I told her no as I felt I couldn't tip her accordingly. I only had $60 cash on me. So here comes the fun part: she smiled and said "well I have to massage everything" as she oiled up her hands and grabbed the shaft of my dick and then squeezed it. I then laid back and received a warm, slow, very DRAINING he that she seemed to equally enjoy. As I blasted off she smiled again and cheered! LOL On top of this, she still tried to give me my change back! I told her to keep it and next time it'd be much more! Overall it was an unbelievable experience and I can't wait to return!

**BonerLander** · 10-27-17 19:14

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**Capsulo1** · 10-27-17 18:16

Had a little extra money end of this month and decided to try some MPs in the area. Jennifer near Archer & Wood. Nice enough girl, massage. Nothing extra at all. Maybe it just wasn't my day.

**SmileySam** · 10-27-17 17:12

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Thank you for your kind words. And thank you for our business. Many of our best (and civilized) customers are Forum members who appreciate and need a real massage.

How are folks not civilized at a legit spa? Anyway good luck with your shop! Anyone know of a young (in the 20's), cute legit reasonably priced therapist?

**Jayp80** · 10-27-17 16:59

Originally Posted by Frogger7777 [View Original Post]

I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.

Police obviously know the laws and which charges will stick and which won't, it's all about the high profile felony arrests and associated mugshots. So if these charges are dropped tomorrow the Google image cache of their mugshots won't go away.

**MartinezGene** · 10-27-17 15:21

Originally Posted by Rudykzooti [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall. Coco, took my cash and led me back to the room which looks like an old doctor's office like a lot of these places rent. Coco told me she would take care of me. She is skinny, not much up top, rather plain looking, not bad by today's standards. She gave a pretty decent back massage, worked some knots out, she could tell and I gave her the signal that I liked what she was doing to my backside and she had me flip before doing my legs. On the flip there were no questions and she gave a nice finish with some prostate stimulation. The damage was under $, which is a bargain. She hinted more is available, so I may have to try another time.

Stay safe.

Try finding the place yesterday. Is it in the same spot as the old VIP was? If so the place looked empty. I drove up and down Milwaukee and couldn't find anything. I searched CL and no luck.