Massage Parlor Reports

**VRooomBada** · 10-29-17 15:41

Originally Posted by TJSterling [View Original Post]

Checked them out today. I agree with your "pro's". My 1st nuru-amazing. Had Alex though, and she was totally nude. A little meat on her bones, but gorgeous, and super friendly and personable without being fake. She showed me the menu, and talked my newbie-ness through everything. Allowed me to roam EVERYWHERE. $$ for 1/2 hr, plus. 5 for prostate (also 1st time). Tipped. 4. Should have given her more b / c she worked her as off for me. Very nice, clean place.

Cons.

Website is way out of date. Most of them don't work there anymore. BP ad gets updated, but needs more updating. And yeah, too expensive.

Side note: I feel even worse b / c I couldn't pop in the 30 min, even after all of her hard work. Nerves? Meds side effects? Getting old (47)? Really embarrassed.

1.

So I checked this place out the other day. Text to set up appointment, call for address. 2 good reviews on here was enough for me, even with a high price tag. They are currently running $20 off the nuru + bath option, but it's still pricey. But like the milkwaukee ave / bucktown / printer's row / LT girls, they are young / hot and some people don't mind paying a little extra for that once in a while. I went with the hh option.

For me, the pros ended there with the looks (she was gorgeous, solid 9/10 irl). Well, the girl was also nice and flirty. I did honestly enjoy my time with her but I felt like she was trying to upsell me the whole time. She said I could upgrade to a GFE for an extra $ but that puts it in the "not worth it" ballpark for me, personally. Also, she told me more than once about the benefits of scheduling a longer appointment. It wasn't pushy per se, but I didn't really like it.

Other cons: like the first reviewer said, I showed up on time and the "mamasan" (I'm assuming since she was older and didn't look like any of the other girls) was confused who I was. I had to wait about 10 minutes. Not horrible, but that shouldn't happen. At least I got the girl I requested though. They also do a poor job of shuttling customers. I bumped into other girls with dudes more than once. I'd like to avoid that when I'm out and about. The actual nuru room was also slightly dirty. It smelled of old sweat, so they should probably deep clean the room. Then the turkish bath itself was super short and insufficient. I was still very oily after the bath.

All said, I would probably repeat LOL. I'm the kind of weirdo that prefers a nice HJ to FS, the location is super convenient for me, the girls are very attractive (I saw about 5 of them when I was walking around in there, I liked them all). When I go back, I would probably just get a normal massage for an hour since all I care about is the view. So ultimately I would recommend, as long as you are aware of the shortcomings (mostly the price tag) and are okay with it.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-off/79047932

2.

Being a loop guy, I also checked out the printer's row place earlier this month. I'm assuming this is the same owner as the bucktown and wicker park locations. Same concept - $1. 6 or $1. 8 for a topless of nude hh massage with a young-ish and very attractive girl. I honestly think they change the price randomly and how much they take off depends on the girl. It's always been at least topless though and free roaming for my experiences. This place only takes calls, they don't respond to texts. I felt very welcomed at this place. The girls there treated me like an old friend, so that's a plus. Recently, I saw ads for this place offering "VIP" for $$$ for certain girls. I wonder if that means they do FS here as well. The massage room I've been in had an ottoman, a massage table, and a bed. Makes me wonder. If you frequent places like LT, you'd probably like this place. If you hit up the bucktown (jessica / sofy, etc.) or wicker park (giselle, etc.) locations, obviously this would be up your alley.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...emily/55197502

3.

Another vote for relax spa on cermak. The women are old, but they give a hell of a BJ and still have a bangin' bod. They also seem to get really turned on and appreciate some aggressive fiv LOL. I've gone twice so far, but I'm not sure if I'd go back anymore. However, it's definitely a reliable place, especially for out of towners near the convention center.

**IllMatic80** · 10-28-17 15:40

Visited this fine establishment after seeing it listed on rubmaps. I'm too cheap to buy a membership, so I just search for MP's nearby. There are like 5 AMP's in a 3 block radius on Chicago Ave but this one had no reviews yet. Apparently it just opened like a month ago. Bright, flashing neon signs and all. I rang the bell at like 9:55 pm and a gorgeous late 20's Asian flower named Mindy (Mandy) greeted me. She was about 5'2 and is kinda thick for Asian standards. Nice plump booty and nice cups (probably C's) up top. Beautiful smile and very welcoming and friendly. I was surprised, being a black man. Nevertheless, she introduced me to another girl who was very cute but very Petite and tiny. She then asked whom I would like to get my massage from and I promptly selected her and she led me into the room. Since this joint is new, it was very clean and she had soft music playing. No ts offered, but I had just showered at the crib anyways. I paid the $. 45 for the half hour and she left to get my change. As she did, I stripped down and laid face down on the table. She came back in and asked if I'd like coconut or baby oil and then began a pretty good massage. Very relaxing and sensual as well. Her conversation was very flirtatious and sweet. She made me feel like she enjoyed what she was doing. Pretty soon afterwards she allowed me to massage her on the table! I rubbed her neck, back, legs and thighs, and of course that plump juicy booty. This went on for about 10 minutes and then she thanked me and told me to lay back down the table except face up this time. She then sat between my legs and started rubbing my chest and rib cage and ever so gently brushed against my raging erection. She sweetly then asked if I wanted her to massage there. I told her no as I felt I couldn't tip her accordingly. I only had $60 cash on me. So here comes the fun part: she smiled and said "well I have to massage everything" as she oiled up her hands and grabbed the shaft of my dick and then squeezed it. I then laid back and received a warm, slow, very DRAINING he that she seemed to equally enjoy. As I blasted off she smiled again and cheered! LOL On top of this, she still tried to give me my change back! I told her to keep it and next time it'd be much more! Overall it was an unbelievable experience and I can't wait to return!

**BonerLander** · 10-27-17 19:14

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**Capsulo1** · 10-27-17 18:16

Had a little extra money end of this month and decided to try some MPs in the area. Jennifer near Archer & Wood. Nice enough girl, massage. Nothing extra at all. Maybe it just wasn't my day.

**SmileySam** · 10-27-17 17:12

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Thank you for your kind words. And thank you for our business. Many of our best (and civilized) customers are Forum members who appreciate and need a real massage.

How are folks not civilized at a legit spa? Anyway good luck with your shop! Anyone know of a young (in the 20's), cute legit reasonably priced therapist?

**Jayp80** · 10-27-17 16:59

Originally Posted by Frogger7777 [View Original Post]

I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.

Police obviously know the laws and which charges will stick and which won't, it's all about the high profile felony arrests and associated mugshots. So if these charges are dropped tomorrow the Google image cache of their mugshots won't go away.

**MartinezGene** · 10-27-17 15:21

Originally Posted by Rudykzooti [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall. Coco, took my cash and led me back to the room which looks like an old doctor's office like a lot of these places rent. Coco told me she would take care of me. She is skinny, not much up top, rather plain looking, not bad by today's standards. She gave a pretty decent back massage, worked some knots out, she could tell and I gave her the signal that I liked what she was doing to my backside and she had me flip before doing my legs. On the flip there were no questions and she gave a nice finish with some prostate stimulation. The damage was under $, which is a bargain. She hinted more is available, so I may have to try another time.

Stay safe.

Try finding the place yesterday. Is it in the same spot as the old VIP was? If so the place looked empty. I drove up and down Milwaukee and couldn't find anything. I searched CL and no luck.

**Crikiter** · 10-27-17 15:00

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

It was my go to place for a decade plus, since I live very near to it but its not the same no more.

New girls lately, hardly a massage ,10- 20 minutes or so of rubbing and then they give you the handshake and then their putting on your socks for you and it seems old mamasan is gone (vacation they said).

Maybe new management I'm guessing. Not the same ole reliable no more.

I think the old MMS with the bolt ons has been gone for a while. I haven't been there much lately but stopped by earlier this year and nobody heard of her.

**Crikiter** · 10-27-17 14:54

I treated myself to a 4 hand massage the other day at a west lake view AMP. I had been here a few times before and inquired about it. MMS told me 80 for half hour and she would throw in ts for free. The young one wanted more for ts until she checked with MMS. It was ok a little rushed. On flip ended up negotiating L2 finish with older one and young one entertaining me on top. That was fun especially with the young one. Left one (1. 2) tip which I told them they chad to figure out how to split up. May not try again unless another one works the lower body.

**Bob521** · 10-27-17 08:14

Thank you for your kind words. And thank you for our business. Many of our best (and civilized) customers are Forum members who appreciate and need a real massage. Good Yelp and Google reviews. By the way, Mei owns and runs the shop. She decorates and makes all the decisions. (I funded the purchase, but I don't take any money out of the business.) I do some of the grunt work and accounting / taxes (which is also grunt work). Last week I installed a couple ceiling poles for back walking. At 90 pounds, Mei can walk on my back without killing me. It's only in one (smaller) room so you should ask about it if you want it. There's a dry sauna in one of the other rooms. And a conventional shower. You can specifically ask for Mei. Again thanks very much. Bob.

Originally Posted by GreatGatsby [View Original Post]

After seeing some reviews of Sunshine Spa (run by Bob), I decided to give it a try.

I just have to say that Mei actually knows how to give a massage. I have pretty bad shoulder and neck pain and I told her this before the session started, and she paid a lot of attention to that part. I like really hard massages, and I have had a hard time finding a place, but now I found someone who can provide me that! If you want a legit, hard massage, give it a shot and it will be worth the drive.

Door fee was. 55 and I tipped her. 2.

Stay safe,

GG.

**Starks** · 10-26-17 22:56

I will give it one more shot, maybe somebody ran into her. I would like to know if anybody knows of Happy from the old United landed? Their is a guy on another board who always claims he knows where she is at, but he never puts up. You can PM me with details. Thanks.

**GreatGatsby** · 10-26-17 19:27

After seeing some reviews of Sunshine Spa (run by Bob), I decided to give it a try.

I just have to say that Mei actually knows how to give a massage. I have pretty bad shoulder and neck pain and I told her this before the session started, and she paid a lot of attention to that part. I like really hard massages, and I have had a hard time finding a place, but now I found someone who can provide me that! If you want a legit, hard massage, give it a shot and it will be worth the drive.

Door fee was. 55 and I tipped her. 2.

Stay safe,

GG.

**FrankyCando** · 10-26-17 19:03

It was my go to place for a decade plus, since I live very near to it but its not the same no more.

New girls lately, hardly a massage ,10- 20 minutes or so of rubbing and then they give you the handshake and then their putting on your socks for you and it seems old mamasan is gone (vacation they said).

Maybe new management I'm guessing. Not the same ole reliable no more.

**Capsulo1** · 10-26-17 18:05

Stopped in at Rose near California / Archer. Middle aged, thin lady. Kind of plain looking. Massage not bad. HJ kind of hurried. Overall. Meh. Might be worth trying another time.

**NorthsideTod2** · 10-26-17 17:41

Getting arrested for felony is pretty harsh and would hard to explain to your boss and wife.

With all the shootings go on in Chicago seems to be crazy the legal system would worry about these activities.

It seems the. LEO has been laying off MPs or am I misinformed.

Originally Posted by Frogger7777 [View Original Post]

I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.