Massage Parlor Reports

**Datsurman** · 10-25-17 10:33

Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.

What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.

The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?

Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?

Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

1. I, and most of hobbits, do not tip before. It's a golden rule!

2. "The business" even FS is NOT a class 4 felony.

3. Yes, providers are risking, yes, they've been arrested exactly as you described, but hobbyists at MP probably-never (of course it is a different story with the Johns).

**Datsurman** · 10-25-17 07:33

The same way you would handle it if you hired a maid to clean your house and she eventually reveals that she doesn't clean bathrooms. Or if you hired a nanny for your 6 month old baby and she announces that she doesn't like to change diapers. After the shock and disbelief wears off you would probably say something like "uh huh. I see. Well get the hell out of here and get me somebody who does!

First, if I get a TS, it's hands only. Who knows what germs and bacteria are hanging out on the wash cloth or sponge. Second, if she doesn't wash the cock and balls. I will start nice and polite and ask her to wash the there as well. If she refuses then I will say "Okay, I need a different MT. " If they insist that no-one does that then I say, "okay, I am going to need my money back". Less the TS fee if there was one.

Simple as that.

I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?

**Panochista** · 10-25-17 02:34

I've been out of the game way too long, does any fellow mongers know what happened to NANA? The Thai girl with the koi fish tattoo that used to host in elston Ave, she worked with another Thai hottie named Suzy, any info is appreciated.

**Datsurman** · 10-24-17 22:52

Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.

**Tbm335** · 10-24-17 14:16

Originally Posted by BangBangoo [View Original Post]

Is this the one on Ashland?

This was on Cermak.

**DMichaels69** · 10-23-17 17:31

They are popping up all over the place.

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.

**ReadyForRub** · 10-23-17 17:03

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.

**Bryzzo** · 10-23-17 15:50

Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.

**BonerLander** · 10-23-17 01:08

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I it is a quick way for you and the masseuse to get an understanding of whether or not the massage is going to have a happy ending. If the provider avoids your junk during the TS, then you can request a different girl or ask for your money back and walk.

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?

**Head First** · 10-22-17 23:54

Ahhh. I used to go there. Man, I'm trying to remember, but it was maybe 8-10 yrs ago. The girls were young. And pretty. Not 10's but 6's-8's. And I may be thinking of another spot but they may have all worn the same outfits? Not very good at massage, usually just a back and leg rub, then a flip. I don't recall ever getting more than a HJ. I do recall always being asked if I wanted 2 girls. Sometimes I would. One time even a third girl mozeed in and stayed for awhile. There was lots of laughs and giggles and eventually the other 2 left and one finished me off.

Similar to posts below, the session wasn't fun at all. Too much going on at one time and the giggles and silliness was a turn off. Maybe if they would've lost some of their clothes it would've been way better but I think it was just over the clothes roaming. I did it just so I could scratch it off my bucket list but I wouldn't do it again. The fantasy was much more exciting than the reality.

I may stop in tho just to check out the age level of the workers.

**BenBeck** · 10-22-17 23:36

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Went to my regular AMP spa. I had my regular therapist and she left the door open. The other girls came by and started talking to her. Than they started massaging me. I had 3 girls massaging me 6 hands. I was annoyed by the conversation going on. What do you guys think? Finish was done by 1 girl. The others left at that point.

Maybe it's me, but I find anything more than 4 hands to be just plain confusing. I can't keep track of who's doing what.

This used to happen at the old Harvest Spa (RIP) once in awhile, and it was a novelty but not as good as it seemed it should be.

Now, if you get two FS girls who are comfortable with each other, and you can switch lanes without switching covers, then that's a whole new ballgame.

BB, out.

**Kellster** · 10-22-17 19:35

Originally Posted by Rudykzooti [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall.

My 7 iron would have gone in the lake haha!

**Memace22201** · 10-22-17 19:02

Originally Posted by AceBox [View Original Post]

Chinatown is a normal place, won't get profiled for going there. It has Chinese restaurants, Oriental goods shops, Chinese tea and grocery stores, that sort of thing. I mean maybe if you take the Uber right to a particular massage place someone might think something but it is not like a sex area.

Thanks for the help! I hope to try it out. If there is any info new where I am staying it would be greatly appreciated.

**BangBangoo** · 10-22-17 12:32

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

Is this the one on Ashland?

**Not Dead Yet** · 10-21-17 23:05

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Went to my regular AMP spa. I had my regular therapist and she left the door open. The other girls came by and started talking to her. Than they started massaging me. I had 3 girls massaging me 6 hands. I was annoyed by the conversation going on. What do you guys think? Finish was done by 1 girl. The others left at that point.

Plus, you've just identified two more ladies who are OK with HJ's being performed at their shop.

BTW: are you ever going to tell any of us which place this is, or will you continue to tease and not deliver? You know you don't like that kind of treatment. Double standard perhaps?