Massage Parlor Reports

[Frogger7777]

Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.

https://patch.com/illinois/desplaine...eland-security

I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.

[Wild Rider 80]

Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.

You need to contact Sonni. She's on BP under massage. Her tits are amazing real and expensive. $$. 8 for nuru with toples Russian finish.

[Datsurman]

Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.

https://patch.com/illinois/desplaine...eland-security

720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.

[Frogger7777]

The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?

Aren't mongers?

720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.

[Walker333]

Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.

What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.

The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?

Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?

Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.

The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?

Aren't mongers?

[Walker333]

I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.

Well said, I applaud You!

[Datsurman]

Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.

What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.

The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?

Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?

Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.

1. I, and most of hobbits, do not tip before. It's a golden rule!

2. "The business" even FS is NOT a class 4 felony.

3. Yes, providers are risking, yes, they've been arrested exactly as you described, but hobbyists at MP probably-never (of course it is a different story with the Johns).

[Datsurman]

The same way you would handle it if you hired a maid to clean your house and she eventually reveals that she doesn't clean bathrooms. Or if you hired a nanny for your 6 month old baby and she announces that she doesn't like to change diapers. After the shock and disbelief wears off you would probably say something like "uh huh. I see. Well get the hell out of here and get me somebody who does!

First, if I get a TS, it's hands only. Who knows what germs and bacteria are hanging out on the wash cloth or sponge. Second, if she doesn't wash the cock and balls. I will start nice and polite and ask her to wash the there as well. If she refuses then I will say "Okay, I need a different MT. " If they insist that no-one does that then I say, "okay, I am going to need my money back". Less the TS fee if there was one.

Simple as that.

I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?

[Panochista]

I've been out of the game way too long, does any fellow mongers know what happened to NANA? The Thai girl with the koi fish tattoo that used to host in elston Ave, she worked with another Thai hottie named Suzy, any info is appreciated.

[Datsurman]

Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.

[Tbm335]

Is this the one on Ashland?

This was on Cermak.

[DMichaels69]

They are popping up all over the place.

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.

[ReadyForRub]

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.

[Bryzzo]

Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.

[BonerLander]

I it is a quick way for you and the masseuse to get an understanding of whether or not the massage is going to have a happy ending. If the provider avoids your junk during the TS, then you can request a different girl or ask for your money back and walk.

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?