Massage Parlor Reports

**VRooomBada** · 10-26-17 15:54

Originally Posted by TallKidd [View Original Post]

Is this a commercial place or private? Is there a link somewhere with contact info?

Logan Tantricas. Posts daily on BP. Often abbreviated LT on here.

**Pearl Jammer** · 10-26-17 13:13

New to this forum so I'll post more as experiences mount. Only been to one AMP (in NY, many years ago) that, based on what I've read here, was probably a much better experience than I'm going to find in Chicago (attractive MT, table shower, clean place, FS not only available but pretty much expected).

I've spent some time scrolling through this board to look for recommendations, but the actual reviews / recommendations seem buried between lots of other chatter. Hoping to get some guidance on where to find the following:

1. Clean place / rooms and located within the city limits.

2. The actual massage is fairly irrelevant. More interested in a fun and playful MT who knows how to tease, is willing to go topless, and allows lots of roaming. I know I won't be seeing any 10's, but a decently attractive non-dinosaur with a nice bod would be great.

3. Really only looking for a great HE that's virtually guaranteed. Don't want to just get a lackluster massage and leave disappointed.

4. Probably would prefer an establishment over a BP solo practitioner, which all just seem shady and scammy. But willing to take BP recos that are solid.

Thank you for any suggestions! Feel free to PM me.

**TallKidd** · 10-26-17 07:41

Originally Posted by Bryzzo [View Original Post]

Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.

Is this a commercial place or private? Is there a link somewhere with contact info?

**Frogger7777** · 10-26-17 06:41

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.

https://patch.com/illinois/desplaine...eland-security

I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.

**Wild Rider 80** · 10-26-17 02:37

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.

You need to contact Sonni. She's on BP under massage. Her tits are amazing real and expensive. $$. 8 for nuru with toples Russian finish.

**Datsurman** · 10-26-17 00:27

Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.

https://patch.com/illinois/desplaine...eland-security

Originally Posted by Frogger7777 [View Original Post]

720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.

**Frogger7777** · 10-25-17 21:54

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?

Aren't mongers?

720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.

**Walker333** · 10-25-17 18:59

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.

What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.

The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?

Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?

Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.

The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?

Aren't mongers?

**Walker333** · 10-25-17 18:46

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.

Well said, I applaud You!

**Datsurman** · 10-25-17 10:33

Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.

What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.

The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?

Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?

Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

1. I, and most of hobbits, do not tip before. It's a golden rule!

2. "The business" even FS is NOT a class 4 felony.

3. Yes, providers are risking, yes, they've been arrested exactly as you described, but hobbyists at MP probably-never (of course it is a different story with the Johns).

**Datsurman** · 10-25-17 07:33

The same way you would handle it if you hired a maid to clean your house and she eventually reveals that she doesn't clean bathrooms. Or if you hired a nanny for your 6 month old baby and she announces that she doesn't like to change diapers. After the shock and disbelief wears off you would probably say something like "uh huh. I see. Well get the hell out of here and get me somebody who does!

First, if I get a TS, it's hands only. Who knows what germs and bacteria are hanging out on the wash cloth or sponge. Second, if she doesn't wash the cock and balls. I will start nice and polite and ask her to wash the there as well. If she refuses then I will say "Okay, I need a different MT. " If they insist that no-one does that then I say, "okay, I am going to need my money back". Less the TS fee if there was one.

Simple as that.

I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?

**Panochista** · 10-25-17 02:34

I've been out of the game way too long, does any fellow mongers know what happened to NANA? The Thai girl with the koi fish tattoo that used to host in elston Ave, she worked with another Thai hottie named Suzy, any info is appreciated.

**Datsurman** · 10-24-17 22:52

Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.

**Tbm335** · 10-24-17 14:16

Originally Posted by BangBangoo [View Original Post]

Is this the one on Ashland?

This was on Cermak.

**DMichaels69** · 10-23-17 17:31

They are popping up all over the place.

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.