Massage Parlor Reports

[CarlHenry]

I've been lurking for quite a while here and usually I don't post due to how busy I am. I figured I'd change that and write some reviews.

The only AMP I've visited before was a really nice one in NY last October, and since I'm always looking for FS or BJs I thought that the relatively slim pickings around here would leave me disappointed. Anyway, I decided to take the plunge and visit M1 a couple of Thursdays back. I stopped in in the mid afternoon and found that ice chest propping the door open. Mamasan took me in and asked if I had been there before. I said no and that I had moved here recently. She held out her hand and I gave her $. 30, she asked for more and I showed her my empty wallet. She said something about giving me a discounted rate. Uh huh.

She was walking down the hall and another patron stepped in. So she put me in one of the rooms and had me wait. I got undressed and laid face up so we could start with action. Eventually a woman that at least looked like she was in her late 30's with big fake breasts walked in and introduced herself as Yellow. She asked what I wanted, to which I replied "everything" and she started taking her clothes off.

I personally would say that Yellow is probably average for an Asian chick but thinner than most strippers I see. Her breasts are alright, but definitely not the best boob job. I'd much rather small naturals over fake cans, but that's just a personal preference. Yellow asked were we should start and so I said "mouth". She also asked if I wanted a condom; I said no to this and it was nice to be given the option. To me she has pretty good head game with lots of slurping and attempts to DT. I stopped her and had her put one of my condoms on before we went a round in missionary and then cowgirl where I popped. She spent a bit of time cleaning me off before excusing herself. I laid face down and relaxed for a while.

About 30 minutes passed before Yellow came back, where she was undoubtedly seeing about the other guy. She then gave me a back rub that was a lot of pressing with her fingers rather than rubbing. Felt OK I guess and there really wasn't much in the way of teasing. I was getting up to get dressed and she saw the second condom on top of my clothes and asked if I wanted a second round. I said yes, and honestly I should have just asked for it. I don't usually do two pops in such a short time frame and I couldn't get off, but not for lack of trying on her part. Overall I spent a least 60 minutes with Yellow and probably 90 minutes there in total including the break.

A note on the table shower. It wasn't offered, so I asked Yellow when I was leaving if that is something I need to request. She said "Oh I didn't offer one?" and then asked if I wanted one on my way out, which would have definitely put me over my hour. It was a nice gesture. After reading some recent reviews I'm glad I didn't partake. The only other table shower I had in NYC was just tubs of warm water, some liquid bath soap, and a ladle for the water. The girl did all the work with her hands so there was no brush.

[CountryBoi3575]

1. Ventilation.

2. Yes. Which is why I never get the TS.

Yes they use same one on everyone that's why if I opt for the shower usually I stand and have her use hand only at new parlors I visit just to see where it goes if they wash hand only the only way to get jr clean is give him a few yanks.

[HoldenCaul]

One, why is the door to M1 open? And when you get table showers at most locations, do they use the same scrubber for multiple people?

1. Ventilation.

2. Yes. Which is why I never get the TS.

[DirtyDano]

This should be in the Port Huron section but I digress. Cross over to Sarnia and go to Sarnia Shiatsu.

Shiatsu has been out of business for about two years. But I do agree, cross over to Sarnia with 25% exchange rate there is always fun to be had with the escorts on BP at a good price. Be sure to use a app that hides your vpn or you won't be able to access backpage.

[Jackknoff]

I saw the downriver Nuru massage provider. It was not a great experience for me and I am not going to repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40661597

Details:

Appearance- Her appearance was not attractive at all to me. I'm guessing she is in her 50's. Tough to tell with asians. Very short. Opened the door with dirty looking oversized t- shirt on.

Ambience. Got to the room with the table. Appt started as the sun was setting and she refused to turn on any lights. So I couldn't see much. Pillow I put your face on had a distinct mildew smell.

Massage. Basic massage to start was weak. Her communication skills were poor and she wouldn't respond to my suggestions on improvement (harder, more pressure here, etc.). Body slide was interesting, but very mechanical. Not sensual.

I asked her for BJ, she went to grab a condom. I asked for BBBJ. She shook her head no. I told her not to bother and just go back to sliding. I eventual got a shot off. Shower after definitely had mens product in it. Towel smelled like mildew.

I hand her $100 (rate on her BP ad) and she put her hand out for more. I pull up her BP ad showing price of $100 on my phone. She said the BJ was extra. She never put my dick in her mouth or unwrapped the condom. I shook my head finished getting dressed and left.

Others I respect say they have had a good time with her. So perhaps YMMV. But on this particular visit, we did not connect. I will not repeat.

[LorXL]

Numerous reviews on PP but since I'm new here thought I would add my experience. I was interested in good legit massage with a bit of teasing nothing more, and got a heavy hand, no teasing, no flip, tons of talking, breaks to use phone during the session. Basically not really a massage, just a chat session with some heavy hands that seemed not to know how to massage. Verdict? Thumbs down. Left in pain. If anyone knows a good legit LMT who does a little tease please pass along. Thanks!

[The Explorer]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

Being a newbie is not an excuse. Read the forum.

[Dqwe3133]

Plenty of places like that. Most notably, in the Troy / SH area, but pretty much all over. Which region are you looking at? Pricing is typically 40+40 for that but varies a bit.

Thanks, I am in Detroit area, but I can head out further to dearborn or madison height and such if needed. Since I am a beginner, I am mainly looking for safety and cleanliness. I thought house fee is usually 60?

[Red Star]

One, why is the door to M1 open? And when you get table showers at most locations, do they use the same scrubber for multiple people?

[Rogmaes]

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

Sign in and learn to use the SEARCH THREAD" feature.

[HoldenCaul]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

Plenty of places like that. Most notably, in the Troy / SH area, but pretty much all over. Which region are you looking at? Pricing is typically 40+40 for that but varies a bit.

[HoldenCaul]

Saw Cindy recently. Not impressed. 40 house fee and 40 for he. Wouldn't go topless. Not a good body anyway so. Totally uninspired massage and HE. Boring attitude. Doesn't smile. Goes through the motions. I haven't had the other girls. Anyone ever have experience with Jolie, Tiffany or ebony? Interested in feedback on their looks and performance because Cindy was a waste of time.

Thanks for the review. I will be sure to avoid Cindy. There's plenty of info in the forum regarding Tiffany, do a search, read up a bit, and if you have any questions let me know. Or better yet, check her out. You will be satisfied.

[Hotcarl76]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

[Dqwe3133]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

[Olnutt]

Normally I'm not the type to ask but I can't for the life of me find anything out towards Port Huron / Fort Gratiot. Any mongers know of any decent mp? Nothing too crazy just a good rub and old fashioned.

They haven't had anything in Port Huron for many years. They had two FS AMPs until the early 90's when the police shut them down.