Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtyDano]

This should be in the Port Huron section but I digress. Cross over to Sarnia and go to Sarnia Shiatsu.

Shiatsu has been out of business for about two years. But I do agree, cross over to Sarnia with 25% exchange rate there is always fun to be had with the escorts on BP at a good price. Be sure to use a app that hides your vpn or you won't be able to access backpage.

[Jackknoff]

I saw the downriver Nuru massage provider. It was not a great experience for me and I am not going to repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40661597

Details:

Appearance- Her appearance was not attractive at all to me. I'm guessing she is in her 50's. Tough to tell with asians. Very short. Opened the door with dirty looking oversized t- shirt on.

Ambience. Got to the room with the table. Appt started as the sun was setting and she refused to turn on any lights. So I couldn't see much. Pillow I put your face on had a distinct mildew smell.

Massage. Basic massage to start was weak. Her communication skills were poor and she wouldn't respond to my suggestions on improvement (harder, more pressure here, etc.). Body slide was interesting, but very mechanical. Not sensual.

I asked her for BJ, she went to grab a condom. I asked for BBBJ. She shook her head no. I told her not to bother and just go back to sliding. I eventual got a shot off. Shower after definitely had mens product in it. Towel smelled like mildew.

I hand her $100 (rate on her BP ad) and she put her hand out for more. I pull up her BP ad showing price of $100 on my phone. She said the BJ was extra. She never put my dick in her mouth or unwrapped the condom. I shook my head finished getting dressed and left.

Others I respect say they have had a good time with her. So perhaps YMMV. But on this particular visit, we did not connect. I will not repeat.

[LorXL]

Numerous reviews on PP but since I'm new here thought I would add my experience. I was interested in good legit massage with a bit of teasing nothing more, and got a heavy hand, no teasing, no flip, tons of talking, breaks to use phone during the session. Basically not really a massage, just a chat session with some heavy hands that seemed not to know how to massage. Verdict? Thumbs down. Left in pain. If anyone knows a good legit LMT who does a little tease please pass along. Thanks!

[The Explorer]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

Being a newbie is not an excuse. Read the forum.

[Dqwe3133]

Plenty of places like that. Most notably, in the Troy / SH area, but pretty much all over. Which region are you looking at? Pricing is typically 40+40 for that but varies a bit.

Thanks, I am in Detroit area, but I can head out further to dearborn or madison height and such if needed. Since I am a beginner, I am mainly looking for safety and cleanliness. I thought house fee is usually 60?

[Red Star]

One, why is the door to M1 open? And when you get table showers at most locations, do they use the same scrubber for multiple people?

[Rogmaes]

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

Sign in and learn to use the SEARCH THREAD" feature.

[HoldenCaul]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

Plenty of places like that. Most notably, in the Troy / SH area, but pretty much all over. Which region are you looking at? Pricing is typically 40+40 for that but varies a bit.

[HoldenCaul]

Saw Cindy recently. Not impressed. 40 house fee and 40 for he. Wouldn't go topless. Not a good body anyway so. Totally uninspired massage and HE. Boring attitude. Doesn't smile. Goes through the motions. I haven't had the other girls. Anyone ever have experience with Jolie, Tiffany or ebony? Interested in feedback on their looks and performance because Cindy was a waste of time.

Thanks for the review. I will be sure to avoid Cindy. There's plenty of info in the forum regarding Tiffany, do a search, read up a bit, and if you have any questions let me know. Or better yet, check her out. You will be satisfied.

[Hotcarl76]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

[Dqwe3133]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

[Olnutt]

Normally I'm not the type to ask but I can't for the life of me find anything out towards Port Huron / Fort Gratiot. Any mongers know of any decent mp? Nothing too crazy just a good rub and old fashioned.

They haven't had anything in Port Huron for many years. They had two FS AMPs until the early 90's when the police shut them down.

[Mercury88]

Been there before. Gets the job done and FS is available.

How do the girls look? Damage?

Staying by the airport myself tonight.

[JohnSolo]

No one has ever reviewed them. They must be new. Rtff.

Really? If no one has ever reviewed them what good would it do to read the FF or search the archives? Idiot.

[StreetLegal]

Normally I'm not the type to ask but I can't for the life of me find anything out towards Port Huron / Fort Gratiot. Any mongers know of any decent mp? Nothing too crazy just a good rub and old fashioned.

This should be in the Port Huron section but I digress. Cross over to Sarnia and go to Sarnia Shiatsu.