Massage Parlor Reports

**LemerLamb** · 10-28-17 09:28

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...ssage/68515942

So I went and checked out this place. Only 3 of the girls were there when I arrived. Miranda the blonde, Siri? The older Hispanic and the black girl whose name I did not catch. I tried to get Miranda but she claimed she was leaving. When I arrived all 3 were hanging out in the front waiting room. I did a 45 minute to see what I was getting into. I ended up with the black girl and she gave a very deep massage. It was completely undraped and I tried several times to fall asleep to have a dream. There were several signs that this places offers HE such as a couch in the massage room but she did not once do any teasing. From what I've heard others have had the same experience so this may just be a legit massage parlor unfortunately.

**Bato5613** · 10-25-17 17:21

QUOTE=Nydru90;3597916]From deerfield to sunrise is there any current AMPs with FS on the menu? Senior member here with a day off work tomorrow. Feel free to PM me!

Try Coco spa and if you're not choosey there's one in and. E. Corner of Sunset strip and University drive.

**Nydru90** · 10-25-17 13:32

From deerfield to sunrise is there any current AMPs with FS on the menu? Senior member here with a day off work tomorrow. Feel free to PM me!

**Bato5613** · 10-25-17 06:09

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...pines/61561723

Checked this place out the other day. Took a half hour for. 5. Typical asian massage with a fairly cute provider. Easy to communicate as her english was pretty good. Decent rack. All in all left happy. She was the only one there as someone came in at the end of my session and she hurried me out. I was already getting dressed so it wasn't an issue.

Whats the damage?

**UGB12** · 10-23-17 14:39

Originally Posted by GoodTimInMe [View Original Post]

So saw the BP ad (http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Wom...roses/53818048), says 24 hours walk ins welcome. Usually I call first for spa treatment to make sure I'm not going to show up at an awkward time with someone else walking out etc. But this was about 5 am so didn't think it'd be an issue. Show up, open sign is off no lights inside but a paper sign on the door says they're open but have to call. So I made my first mistake and called. Spanish accented lady answers tells me the spa is closed at that location but can text me the address for the location that is open. I get the text and head there.

Second mistake, I didn't look at what was at the address, show up and it's an apartment complex. Text and ask for apartment number she responds. Turns out the numbers arn't unique to the buildings, every building has apartments 100-225 or something. No letter or number designation for the buildings. . So takes a bit to find the right building (glad I texted to ask her to let me in and didn't knock on the first door with her number!

Third mistake when I found the right apartment and she opened the door, it's not a Latina as advertised but an AA lady. I don't mind too much but I was in the mood for a Latina hence I tried to go to a Latina spa. She was cute enough though but has a bit of a belly on her. I should have left but was already there so went in.

Takes me to a back bedroom in the apartment with a mattress on the floor asks me to put the donation on the table, takes it, and leaves me in there to get comfortable. TV was on the the living room so was hard to tell if it was just her there which was making me a bit nervous but I got undressed and laid down on the bed. She comes back in and starts rubbing oil on the back of my thighs. Not really massaging just rubbing the oil on. She gets a call and answers it says yes he's here then tells them the name I gave her. Super weird and unsettling. Thought about getting up and leaving but didn't. Listened super hard for the front door or any sign someone else was there the rest of the time though.

Comes back from the phone call and goes back to rubbing my legs. It's been maybe 5 min and she asks if I'm ready to flip. Figure maybe this is going to turn legit so I turned over. She started rubbing lotion on my cock and I realized it was almost certainly going to be just a HJ. Which is fine but for $120 and advertisement of GFE? A bit less than expected. HJ was pretty good though so tried to enjoy it. After, she asks if I'm done so I tell her I could go for round 2. Says "she charges extra for that". Not sure if she was speaking in3rd person or if she was referring to a boss lady but either way I wasn't going to pay more for another HJ.

So she goes and gets paper towels and a spray bottle to clean me up. Thought the spray bottle was weird, but then as she starts spraying my junk with it to clean me off I realized it was full of rubbing alcohol. Who cleans someone's junk with alcohol? Apparently they do at this place.

Overall she seemed sweet enough, but it was a weird experience and I should have backed out at all the steps on the way, saved my money or seen someone else.

Are you talking the apartment off University and 44th? I went there a couple weeks ago from the same ad. It was a really cute Latina and she tried to pull that shit about not knowing about GFE in her ad. I told her 150 was for GFE, anything else or less I would leave. If you don't talk to them upfront, they'll overcharge for as little as possible.

**Glenn Uknow** · 10-23-17 05:55

Originally Posted by Bato5613 [View Original Post]

You come too late on that area. LOL Because there's three latin spa there before and the price is right,Now they are gone, that's why until now am looking for those spa. Try in Miami at the back of Palmetto Hospital.

Both of these places are on nw 138st / W 84st, Ooh LA La faces the Gratigny at 2450 , and the other spa on W26 ave faces west and is in the strip mall behind the deli.

I've checked them both out, the ooh La la has some sub standard skanks there mostly now, so the only up side there is they're always open.

And the spa on w 26 ave is suspect in my opinion as they have lockers and ask you to get undressed and store your clothes in their locker.

Well I've been to the far east and I know that trick, the lockers will be mounted to a wall with an access panel in the other room behind the wall where some dude is skimming money from your wallet, or if you don't agree to her unreasonable desired tip and you go to retrieve your clothes from their locker, the key won't work, it's an old scam.

I never let them separate me from my clothing, wallet, cell phone keys etc, I always keep my gear on the chair, in plain view and ready to bug out if something goes wrong.

**GoodTimInMe** · 10-22-17 06:56

So saw the BP ad (http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Wom...roses/53818048), says 24 hours walk ins welcome. Usually I call first for spa treatment to make sure I'm not going to show up at an awkward time with someone else walking out etc. But this was about 5 am so didn't think it'd be an issue. Show up, open sign is off no lights inside but a paper sign on the door says they're open but have to call. So I made my first mistake and called. Spanish accented lady answers tells me the spa is closed at that location but can text me the address for the location that is open. I get the text and head there.

Second mistake, I didn't look at what was at the address, show up and it's an apartment complex. Text and ask for apartment number she responds. Turns out the numbers arn't unique to the buildings, every building has apartments 100-225 or something. No letter or number designation for the buildings. . So takes a bit to find the right building (glad I texted to ask her to let me in and didn't knock on the first door with her number!

Third mistake when I found the right apartment and she opened the door, it's not a Latina as advertised but an AA lady. I don't mind too much but I was in the mood for a Latina hence I tried to go to a Latina spa. She was cute enough though but has a bit of a belly on her. I should have left but was already there so went in.

Takes me to a back bedroom in the apartment with a mattress on the floor asks me to put the donation on the table, takes it, and leaves me in there to get comfortable. TV was on the the living room so was hard to tell if it was just her there which was making me a bit nervous but I got undressed and laid down on the bed. She comes back in and starts rubbing oil on the back of my thighs. Not really massaging just rubbing the oil on. She gets a call and answers it says yes he's here then tells them the name I gave her. Super weird and unsettling. Thought about getting up and leaving but didn't. Listened super hard for the front door or any sign someone else was there the rest of the time though.

Comes back from the phone call and goes back to rubbing my legs. It's been maybe 5 min and she asks if I'm ready to flip. Figure maybe this is going to turn legit so I turned over. She started rubbing lotion on my cock and I realized it was almost certainly going to be just a HJ. Which is fine but for $120 and advertisement of GFE? A bit less than expected. HJ was pretty good though so tried to enjoy it. After, she asks if I'm done so I tell her I could go for round 2. Says "she charges extra for that". Not sure if she was speaking in3rd person or if she was referring to a boss lady but either way I wasn't going to pay more for another HJ.

So she goes and gets paper towels and a spray bottle to clean me up. Thought the spray bottle was weird, but then as she starts spraying my junk with it to clean me off I realized it was full of rubbing alcohol. Who cleans someone's junk with alcohol? Apparently they do at this place.

Overall she seemed sweet enough, but it was a weird experience and I should have backed out at all the steps on the way, saved my money or seen someone else.

**Inexpungeable2** · 10-21-17 22:12

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...pines/61561723

Checked this place out the other day. Took a half hour for. 5. Typical asian massage with a fairly cute provider. Easy to communicate as her english was pretty good. Decent rack. All in all left happy. She was the only one there as someone came in at the end of my session and she hurried me out. I was already getting dressed so it wasn't an issue.

What services were on the menu.

**Bone Yard** · 10-21-17 05:55

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...pines/61561723

Checked this place out the other day. Took a half hour for. 5. Typical asian massage with a fairly cute provider. Easy to communicate as her english was pretty good. Decent rack. All in all left happy. She was the only one there as someone came in at the end of my session and she hurried me out. I was already getting dressed so it wasn't an issue.

**Bato5613** · 09-25-17 00:37

Originally Posted by BangLingBust [View Original Post]

Oh boy. What a terrible experience. Saw them post an ad on BP gave a call and went over. Very hot spanish lady opens the door. Says for the hour is 40 and then a VERY generous tip. I figured I been stressed and the bath / whatever they do would be nice if we don't agree. I use my card (bad idea I know) so then she makes it 45. First red flag. Go into the room on a table. Like a TABLE, hard wood table. It was bad. Then she does the little body bath asking if I was a cop, which I found odd, never had that before. After like 4 minutes had me flip then started asking what I wanted. In a way that didn't seem like a normal place would, where they will show you something or kinda tease you, So I felt as if it was a set up trying to get me to say something first and offer money. I always play shy to see how they try to make me feel, that and I also like rushed. Her prices were insane. I prob could have gotten 2 girls at the casino for less. I ask to see a titty. She said after I paid. I said keep with the wash and ill think about it. She refused said the wash was done. I asked "wasn't it for an hour?" she bitches that I'm wasting her time. Then she says "if you don't choose you have to leave and you have to tip me still also", kinda bs. I figured that would be cheaper and easier than if it was a cop or an over priced experience. I get up to leave and she goes from yelling to saying sorry she wants me to stay. I was already in the fuck this mood. Ask again what I want. Said sorry and gave her a 20. She walks out and slams the door shut then as I leave the room she ask if maybe I want to see another girl. I said nope and she went right away to have me leave. Then if I were to have done anything since I was doing card, she was going to charge another 10 on top. 1. 5 HJ 1. 6 BJ 2. 8 FS. No thanks, fuck that.

You come too late on that area. LOL Because there's three latin spa there before and the price is right,Now they are gone, that's why until now am looking for those spa. Try in Miami at the back of Palmetto Hospital.

**Glenn Uknow** · 09-24-17 22:40

Originally Posted by BangLingBust [View Original Post]

Oh boy. What a terrible experience. .

I have a policy about massage parlors. No Russians and no tip up front. That being said, the Chinese are where you'll tend to find the best service at the best price, outside of the street action of course.

But once you develop a rapport with a particular AMP, the deals get better, or so I've found.

**BangLingBust** · 09-24-17 06:27

Oh boy. What a terrible experience. Saw them post an ad on BP gave a call and went over. Very hot spanish lady opens the door. Says for the hour is 40 and then a VERY generous tip. I figured I been stressed and the bath / whatever they do would be nice if we don't agree. I use my card (bad idea I know) so then she makes it 45. First red flag. Go into the room on a table. Like a TABLE, hard wood table. It was bad. Then she does the little body bath asking if I was a cop, which I found odd, never had that before. After like 4 minutes had me flip then started asking what I wanted. In a way that didn't seem like a normal place would, where they will show you something or kinda tease you, So I felt as if it was a set up trying to get me to say something first and offer money. I always play shy to see how they try to make me feel, that and I also like rushed. Her prices were insane. I prob could have gotten 2 girls at the casino for less. I ask to see a titty. She said after I paid. I said keep with the wash and ill think about it. She refused said the wash was done. I asked "wasn't it for an hour?" she bitches that I'm wasting her time. Then she says "if you don't choose you have to leave and you have to tip me still also", kinda bs. I figured that would be cheaper and easier than if it was a cop or an over priced experience. I get up to leave and she goes from yelling to saying sorry she wants me to stay. I was already in the fuck this mood. Ask again what I want. Said sorry and gave her a 20. She walks out and slams the door shut then as I leave the room she ask if maybe I want to see another girl. I said nope and she went right away to have me leave. Then if I were to have done anything since I was doing card, she was going to charge another 10 on top. 1. 5 HJ 1. 6 BJ 2. 8 FS. No thanks, fuck that.

**RipeFox** · 09-23-17 19:56

Originally Posted by Snapple2 [View Original Post]

I just noticed on Rub Maps that Lucky 7 Spa in Fort Lauderdale is closed. Can anyone verify? I have had many a memorable moments with Lisa there whenever I visit South Florida. Not the best looking ornament on the Christmas tree, but one of the most memorable. A tongue that just will not quit and BBBJ-CIM about as good as it gets in an AMP. If anyone has any info on the spa or where Lisa went please PM me or post and let us know. Thanks.

They advertised on Backpage today.

**Snapple2** · 09-23-17 09:09

I just noticed on Rub Maps that Lucky 7 Spa in Fort Lauderdale is closed. Can anyone verify? I have had many a memorable moments with Lisa there whenever I visit South Florida. Not the best looking ornament on the Christmas tree, but one of the most memorable. A tongue that just will not quit and BBBJ-CIM about as good as it gets in an AMP. If anyone has any info on the spa or where Lisa went please PM me or post and let us know. Thanks.

**Snakebert** · 09-20-17 16:27

Originally Posted by Bato5613 [View Original Post]

Went to this place today and so, so massage only but happy ending only HJ. I've rather go to Classy Spa in 1847 S State Rd 7, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33317, wherein you going to have a good massage and a HJ happy ending too.

Took your excellent advice and checked out Classy Spa. Got an hour for $60 and received a fairly good massage with some decent back walking. Received standard finish and tipped $40. Did this sometime before noon on a Monday, and there was no contention. Called in advance to make an appointment, but none was necessary. Did not receive a table shower. Did receive the full hour with no haggling and tipped afterwards. Certainly a fun and reasonably priced option, but I would further recommend some of the local Strip Clubs. Dayshift at Diamond Dolls was outstanding!

Thanks again for the tip, had a fine time.