Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6123]

Guys to reiterate what stlmassageguy said in his post let's keep these massage places a float by not putting detailed info on here and to keep to PM's. Believe it or not some of these places get raided on what is said on here.

Also if you do PM me please have Some reputable posts under your belt.

How was the finish and damage?

[CupereVita]

Thanks massage guy for recommending this place. Went there I this evening and really enjoyed my self. Very pretty and young girls work here. Will be repeating again very soon.

How was the finish and damage?

[Member #6123]

Thanks massage guy for recommending this place. Went there I this evening and really enjoyed my self. Very pretty and young girls work here. Will be repeating again very soon.

New owners, new masseuses, and they are fantastic. PM me if you would like more information.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/33048942

[Jfouquet]

Saw her this week. Details for senior members.

[Deldel]

All that stuff is left over from when the guy (Jamie, picture with hand in his underwear. Your first clue) ran a salon down in the Crystal City area several years ago. He did haircuts, electrolysis, waxing, massage, etc. If you didn't watch out, he'd massage Mr. Willy. He's apparently come into some hard times and he not only is in the dumpy little house, but sharing the space with the jack hammer 60 something.

So, I'm an older guy, and it seems that more oftenI enjoy laying back and relating more to a mature woman. (Faro, for instance.) So, this ad caught my eye a week or so back.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ction/28861188

First, these gals saw their 48th year about 5-10 years ago. Especially the one who owns the house. She's supposed to be the one in the red teddy. FAKE! I knew that when I made the appoiintment, but as you all know, we like to chase the "maybe it's a unicorn!" opportunities. Her "friend" was there and the friend was, at least, not fat. Why did I stay? Well, it was raining hard when I got there, and I didn't want to get soaked even more going back to "get the money I forgot to bring with me. " I wanted to use the restroom quickly before we started, mostly so I could think for a minute about staying or not. So I used the euphemism "Can I go wash my hands before we start?" So, the heavy homeowner, dressed in a huge floppy sweater and pants, took me to her kitchen and squirted Dawn on my hands and ran the water so I could wash my hands in the sink. After moving her dirty dishes out of it. And then she told me to shake my hands dry as she didn't have any napkins available. Napkins!? Fuuuuudge. Shoulda left then. Instead, dumbass that I am, I put the tariff on the table and began to strip. $150, if I recall, for 30 minutes.

So, the actual massage table was in this crowded office room, about 12 by 15. Stuffed with lots of weird stuff, like a medical chair and what looked like an X-ray machine from the 1960's and other weird stuff you wouldn't typically see in a home. BTW, they are near the Bevo. About a half mile south, I'd guess. The massage was four hands. So what! It felt like two disinterested hands, as they both were hardly interested in making me feel good. Teasing? Horrible attempt. I was actually glad when at about 12-15 minutes they said to turn over. The fatter one, the blonde homeowner knelt between my legs and used the ol' jackhammer process, two handed. The other one, who had been at my head and shoulders, continued just a lame light touch on my neck and arms. I had to ask the chubby one to take it easy, try closer to the head, be gentle, OUCH!

Eventually, I came, wiped, dressed and hit the road. The bright side? The rain had stopped.

Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.

[Super Max]

Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.

Thanks. I had wondered about that one.

[OldCarGuy69]

Was this one on Telegraph or farther down on Tesson Ferry?

Well it sure wasn't Rose Day Spa on Tesson Ferry. Went there yesterday. Again, an AMP with a table shower is usually a good sign. Ended up with DIY again. I really miss the DC / Northern Va area where a handshake was standard and getting them to speak into the microphone was the challenge.

[Lovethatbob]

So, I'm an older guy, and it seems that more oftenI enjoy laying back and relating more to a mature woman. (Faro, for instance.) So, this ad caught my eye a week or so back.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ction/28861188

First, these gals saw their 48th year about 5-10 years ago. Especially the one who owns the house. She's supposed to be the one in the red teddy. FAKE! I knew that when I made the appoiintment, but as you all know, we like to chase the "maybe it's a unicorn!" opportunities. Her "friend" was there and the friend was, at least, not fat. Why did I stay? Well, it was raining hard when I got there, and I didn't want to get soaked even more going back to "get the money I forgot to bring with me. " I wanted to use the restroom quickly before we started, mostly so I could think for a minute about staying or not. So I used the euphemism "Can I go wash my hands before we start?" So, the heavy homeowner, dressed in a huge floppy sweater and pants, took me to her kitchen and squirted Dawn on my hands and ran the water so I could wash my hands in the sink. After moving her dirty dishes out of it. And then she told me to shake my hands dry as she didn't have any napkins available. Napkins!? Fuuuuudge. Shoulda left then. Instead, dumbass that I am, I put the tariff on the table and began to strip. $150, if I recall, for 30 minutes.

So, the actual massage table was in this crowded office room, about 12 by 15. Stuffed with lots of weird stuff, like a medical chair and what looked like an X-ray machine from the 1960's and other weird stuff you wouldn't typically see in a home. BTW, they are near the Bevo. About a half mile south, I'd guess. The massage was four hands. So what! It felt like two disinterested hands, as they both were hardly interested in making me feel good. Teasing? Horrible attempt. I was actually glad when at about 12-15 minutes they said to turn over. The fatter one, the blonde homeowner knelt between my legs and used the ol' jackhammer process, two handed. The other one, who had been at my head and shoulders, continued just a lame light touch on my neck and arms. I had to ask the chubby one to take it easy, try closer to the head, be gentle, OUCH!

Eventually, I came, wiped, dressed and hit the road. The bright side? The rain had stopped.

Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.

[GreenGuy22]

I just got done. Figured what the hell, it was close where I was. I had been there a few times before and got great ervice the first couple then like all it died out. Was greater by two ladies in their 30's. Took me a to a room and got started. The massage was better than normal for these places and lots of teasing of all while face down. On the flip immediately went to work on me. Right as I was getting close she stopped and told me to finish. Of course I continue to ask her to complete. She would only massage the boys. So I finished myself and she cleaned me up. It was weird. Totally perfect till that point. I might try again considering the closeness and normal price.

[StlMassageGuy]

New owners, new masseuses, and they are fantastic. PM me if you would like more information.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/33048942

[BigSock]

I was there a few weeks ago. Saw Lucky show is quite cute. I think she looks much younger than she reallly is. She teased me but more verbally as I hinted at wanting some inner thing rubbing. But her physical teasing was very limited. On the flip, did allow VIP and did a little more teasing as I was finishing but not enough that I'd be eager to repeat. Her massage skills are pretty good though.

Never had any luck with Lucky, but Sophie is fun to bad she went to China for vacation.

[StlBang]

Which location was this?

Was this one on Telegraph or farther down on Tesson Ferry?

[BigSock]

I saw her once and I could not wait to get out of there. I have never heard anyone ramble so much in my life. I can't believe anyone could relax with all that Babel going on. She should have paid me to listen to her.

I have never had a problem with her talking to much, now her music leaves me scratching my head. But I have been seeing her for a few years and she always treats me good. Now if we could only work on the HJ, BJ, FS.

[DownHere]

Went to paradise late Saturday night for the second time. Strictly massage, no hints of extras or DIY. It was actually a very good massage! One of my best, even if I did come in right before close. Service was great. I would repeat just for that. She wasn't afraid to graze the boys, but it was as though she wanted to make sure she massaged every part of me (except the part they're not allowed to). The only ones I've yet to hit are Sufei and Royal, other than that, as of the past couple months, everything seems to be as it has for awhile with the St. Louis AMPs.

[Rocketshot]

I wish Summer would offer more on the menu but she does not. In my opinion for $40 you get a very good massage given by an attractive MILF.

I saw her once and I could not wait to get out of there. I have never heard anyone ramble so much in my life. I can't believe anyone could relax with all that Babel going on. She should have paid me to listen to her.