Massage Parlor Reports

[FlxGuy]

Been here a few times with Leah. She's 40+ and cute though the menu is limited. I was hoping for more. The upside is a professional massage. She has strong hands and most likely has some training. Has anyone else had success with full service here or should I move on?

[Jeff A]

Speaking of River North, there's a busty, wholesome redheaded MT working in the River North area. It's a chiropractic office, but she used to advertise with those "Wix.com" girls downtown for body walking / Ashiatsu. In the mood for something like that, but worry she's still part of that "skills not thrills," all work and no play crew.

At best, they were often only self-serve, if my memory is correct. Even still, I'd love to have a creamy, ruby haired tit-monster at my service for massage, so I'm willing to TOFTT (unless there's better).

I tried to find this person's ad but couldn't. Could you provide a link to the ad or some info that will help me find it? Thanks.

[JamesNoper]

I keep to the same route as I'm not as adventerous as some of you, so I don't usually have much to report other than "yes he was right" but figured I should contribute more.

LUX SPA.

Went here a few weeks ago, nothing spectacular. Standard finish, older girls. Whatever.

CALLA DAY SPA.

Typically staffed by two girls, one short & chubby, one taller with giant bolt ons. Standard pricing & finish, above average massage.

- SPA.

The spa off 57. Years ago the talent at this place was unfreakingbelieable. Pricing is outrageous now, and the talent has gone downhill. I hear they do rotate a lot so maybe it's better, but last time was bad. Also no massage to speak of.

INCALL.

Have a girl on the northside that does incall. Absolute killer. Anything you need, great massage, blowjob, rimjob, whatever. I won't send her info out publically here as she asked me not to, but she did say I can give it to trusted friends. Looking for trade of a girl with similar skills and tastes, hopefully on the south or west sides of the city (or suburbs) as the north side is a little close to home base for me.

[Dr Manhattan]

Speaking of River North, there's a busty, wholesome redheaded MT working in the River North area. It's a chiropractic office, but she used to advertise with those "Wix.com" girls downtown for body walking / Ashiatsu. In the mood for something like that, but worry she's still part of that "skills not thrills," all work and no play crew.

At best, they were often only self-serve, if my memory is correct. Even still, I'd love to have a creamy, ruby haired tit-monster at my service for massage, so I'm willing to TOFTT (unless there's better).

[Dr Manhattan]

I will be in town in a couple of weeks and would like to find a good massage with extras while I am there. I would prefer it to be incall and walking distance but will spring for an uber if needed. Outcall is not off the table but would like to avoid any coworker issues etc. Brooke was the only one I found nearby but reviews are not favorable. Thanks for the help.

Ace.

Depends on what you'd like to spend and what suits your taste. There are one or two higher end Europeans for massage in the River North area. If you are looking for affordable and guaranteed, you're only a 15 minute Uber ride to Chinatown. To the north are the Logan Square girls and various Latinas who advertise heavily for overpriced extras.

[MrButtLicker]

Do guys know of any place that does waxing and more near suburbs?

[Datsurman]

I do the same. Everything is communicated clear as day without anyone saying a word. They have no risk of prosecution. You have no risk of prosecution. Everybody is happy.

I've been to green many times. I can't remember any of the girls negotiating. Interesting. I will usually know where I'm going and have change for whatever I want. At a place like green I always leave my 40 in plain view for their tip. If they don't do what I expect or start to haggle they get none. They can say more next time. It's worked for me. They usually go right to work after the flip. They see their tip on the table during the whole massage. The other thing that I don't like about the haggling is that I feel that we are opening ourselves up to prosecution. I could be wrong but it is a feeling. I like the silent agreement of the handy and think the girls appreciate not having to say out loud "I jerk off dudes for dough!" there's something to say for neither of us having to say out loud this or that for a certain amount. My. 02. Finger.

[Datsurman]

I posted about this before. I will say it again. Always get the TS.

Every time I see someone post "I was already clean so I skipped the TS", it makes me want to post something so inflammatory and insulting that Jackson would ban me forever.

Trust me. Always get the table shower. Besides the fact that it can be an awesome experience if done properly, it is a quick way for you and the masseuse to get an understanding of whether or not the massage is going to have a happy ending. If the provider avoids your junk during the TS, then you can request a different girl or ask for your money back and walk.

Been doing some lobbying without much posting so I'm going to just go through all my experiences over the next couple weeks.

First place I tried was at North & Ashland. On the first visit, went in and paid something like. 6. Saw a cute, younger seeming girl. Massage was ok, but no hint of extras. When I was laying on my front any time I moved a bit she'd just freeze. It ended and I was left disappointed. Figured there was something I didn't do. Left a. 2 tip.

I was set on getting something out of this girl so I went back a couple weeks later. What can I say, she was cute. This time I sprung for the TS up front. Still everything seemed legit. She acted really shy when I skipped the towel. Same massage as before. On the flip I just fucking asked for it. She flipped back the towel and got started. She let me touch her ass but nothing else. HJ was alright once I coached her a bit.

I've been to a few places since with better results, but this girl was still the most attractive I've seen at an AMP. Sucks that there's not more available.

[TrekEighty1]

Seems like Naperville, plainfield area have legitimate buisnesses. I mean, great massages! But not what I'm looking for haha. I'm willing to drive farther is anyone has a good spots to recommend. Thanks.

[TallKidd]

I've seen Nora several times now. Over on the north side, there is a group of mexican girls that are working out of a basement apartment. It's 80 bucks for an hour message and another 5 if you want a shower. Nora is mid to late 30's, but still a killer body. Has the nicest firm round bubble butt, and big firm fake DD. I usual get a HJ or a BJ and I've done DATY a couple times. She's offered and pushed for FS A couple times. But wants another 200 after the 85 dollar message, so I pass. She says she lives near by and only works a few days a week so I wonder if she has a side thing going out of her place too, if so I'd do FS than.

Any pics of Nora? I think this is her place, but not sure if any of these are her.

http://www.bodyrubphone.com/312-982-4027/

[Capsulo1]

Went to Ruby a couple of times in Bridgeport I think. Saw two different ladies. One was May I think, other one was Tina. Both were good experiences. May was more personal. But both got the job done.

[Memace22201]

I will be in town in a couple of weeks and would like to find a good massage with extras while I am there. I would prefer it to be incall and walking distance but will spring for an uber if needed. Outcall is not off the table but would like to avoid any coworker issues etc. Brooke was the only one I found nearby but reviews are not favorable. Thanks for the help.

Ace.

[Head First]

Been doing some lobbying without much posting so I'm going to just go through all my experiences over the next couple weeks.

First place I tried was at North & Ashland. On the first visit, went in and paid something like. 6. Saw a cute, younger seeming girl. Massage was ok, but no hint of extras. When I was laying on my front any time I moved a bit she'd just freeze. It ended and I was left disappointed. Figured there was something I didn't do. Left a. 2 tip.

I was set on getting something out of this girl so I went back a couple weeks later. What can I say, she was cute. This time I sprung for the TS up front. Still everything seemed legit. She acted really shy when I skipped the towel. Same massage as before. On the flip I just fucking asked for it. She flipped back the towel and got started. She let me touch her ass but nothing else. HJ was alright once I coached her a bit.

I've been to a few places since with better results, but this girl was still the most attractive I've seen at an AMP. Sucks that there's not more available.

Keep going back. Become a regular. Remember. Money Talk$.

Good first report. Not a single question in there. We like you already.

Welcome To The Jungle.

[Chijo9984]

Been doing some lobbying without much posting so I'm going to just go through all my experiences over the next couple weeks.

First place I tried was at North & Ashland. On the first visit, went in and paid something like. 6. Saw a cute, younger seeming girl. Massage was ok, but no hint of extras. When I was laying on my front any time I moved a bit she'd just freeze. It ended and I was left disappointed. Figured there was something I didn't do. Left a. 2 tip.

I was set on getting something out of this girl so I went back a couple weeks later. What can I say, she was cute. This time I sprung for the TS up front. Still everything seemed legit. She acted really shy when I skipped the towel. Same massage as before. On the flip I just fucking asked for it. She flipped back the towel and got started. She let me touch her ass but nothing else. HJ was alright once I coached her a bit.

I've been to a few places since with better results, but this girl was still the most attractive I've seen at an AMP. Sucks that there's not more available.

[FngrBngr]

Got there in the afternoon, door was locked but I rang and girl came to get me quickly. Nice place, very clean. EXCELLENT massage head to to w / oil. No real roaming allowed, she was dressed in tights and a long sleeve shirt, almost demure. On the flip, she teased a bit and finally I grabbed her hand and guided her to where I wanted it. She held up 6 fingers, I nodded but then made the BJ motion w / my tongue. She adamantly refused that. So, went with the HJ, she wiped me down after, and I was on my way.

Total damage: 65 door, 60 tip. Great massage, but not much else.

I've been to green many times. I can't remember any of the girls negotiating. Interesting. I will usually know where I'm going and have change for whatever I want. At a place like green I always leave my 40 in plain view for their tip. If they don't do what I expect or start to haggle they get none. They can say more next time. It's worked for me. They usually go right to work after the flip. They see their tip on the table during the whole massage. The other thing that I don't like about the haggling is that I feel that we are opening ourselves up to prosecution. I could be wrong but it is a feeling. I like the silent agreement of the handy and think the girls appreciate not having to say out loud "I jerk off dudes for dough!" there's something to say for neither of us having to say out loud this or that for a certain amount. My. 02. Finger.