Massage Parlor Reports

[JimmyCumsALot]

I had a good time with Kimberly a couple of years ago and another Latina with big titties and lots of Tats, maybe named Arriana, I don't remember.

More recently I had a shitty time with Ryan and a very shitty time with Raven. Raven is a hot biker rocker MILF with a great bod, but she tells me she is a germaphobe and doesn't touch the bare meat. Says she doesn't want to get 'skin tags'.

This was almost as bad as Kendlel as they try to put the jimmie hat onto a limp noodle. Both of them told me that business is real slow. No shit sherlocks!.

I wish I had remembered this review before seeing Ryan. Worst experience ever. Rude, pushy and too many rules. Hopefully Nick kicks this one to the curve. I'm still a fan of Five Shops though, you just have to find the right one.

[Call234]

It has been awhile. Last appearance I know of was June 2016. She seems to have slid down hill on performance over the years. Probably burnt out. They will never give me a answer when ask, why don't you bring Coco and Tiffany (super stars) back? DAMN IT.

Tiffany was great, but Coco is my all time favorite there.

[BIGDADDYTB]

Is Mimi at PT? Haven't seen her there in a couple years.

It has been awhile. Last appearance I know of was June 2016. She seems to have slid down hill on performance over the years. Probably burnt out. They will never give me a answer when ask, why don't you bring Coco and Tiffany (super stars) back? DAMN IT.

[TravelMor2]

Well here is my two cents. I have also spent a ton of money at PT over the years. A couple of months ago I received a lot of attitude from Mimi asking for an extra 20. Evidently, they think they are entitled to a COLA. Fine. I have been paying the extra for full service ever since. Lately, June has been there for a lengthy period of time with Christine. I think Christine needs to move on to a new market. She has always been a great provider, but variety is the spice of life. I have had two sessions with June and the last one was very good. I was motivated last week and thought about June, but decided to go to Eve instead. First time. I got Nina or Lina. At first I thought she was too skinny. Wrong. Amazing body. Very playful and a great sense of humor. She gave me a pedicure during the TS! A great massage in comparison to the PT girls, who have become quite lazy IMO. Although it was my first time there I think Nina sensed I would not come back if I did not leave completely satisfied. Guys, I have been doing this for a very long time. This place is awesome. I will not go into the details, but this was the best service I have ever received at an AMP. The only down side is we did not discuss tip before the service. I left the standard PT fee on the table and Nina wanted more. I said this is the market rate and this is what I pay. I can always go back to PT. She wasnt too happy with my reply. As I was leaving mamasan brought out the little spinner. Wow. Her appearance has been weighing heavily on my mind, but Nina's performance was outstanding!

Is Mimi at PT? Haven't seen her there in a couple years.

[TManXX71]

I stopped by to see Kimberly at Studio X. I had read NomNom's review and had to see for myself. I have seen Kimberly in the past. All I can say is that I had a totally different experience on my recent visit with her. Kimberly was very friendly and delivered the goods in a non rushed and energy filled manner. Most people don't know this but Kimberly has an identical twin whom I have experienced before and she does work at the shops under another name, however she will at times just let you think that you are seeing Kimberly. Kimberly has a large and distinctive tattoo on her left shoulder. If the person that NomNom saw did not have the shoulder tattoo it was the twin that gave the bad service. She has been known to give the rush job and that's why I pass on her. If you go into the shops and say hi Kimberly her twin sister will not tell you that she is not Kimberly.

[NomNom]

Had some time to kill working late this morning and figured I would stop by utopia and see what they had behind the door only to be told by a young 20 ish brunette that she is expecting a client in next 5 minutes or so but to "try next door". Not knowing there was a new studio on opposite end of building called "Palace of Retreat". Set up exactly the same way but thought I hit the lotto when I saw Kimberly answer the door whom I had fantasized about seeing but was always broke. Well my fantasies are forever over and wish I could get my buck sixty back. First their ATM machine said it only allows 60 to be taken out at a time and was going to require 2 transactions. Then they want to charge $6 fee on top of that. I ended up going to hotel next door for a much friendlier amount to take out and $2 fee.

Head back to meet Kimberly who asks me to get comfy and in 5 minutes I waited nearly fell asleep on the bed and found a red used condom on the seat next to me. She could be heard snorting something and didn't mind thinking it may amplify the experience. Started with a weak back rub and then moved to a mechanical CBJ that literally felt like she was counting to 90 in her head and then proceeded to do the same for CG, K9, and mish then began complaining about pain in her kitty and offered to give HJ to completion and by then the only thing that could have gotten me off was her giving me my money back. Definitely a learning experience and read some rave reviews but even as nice of a guy I am I cannot recommend her services unless they were free tbh. Any mongers with a sure fire specialist to see that gets the job done in body rub and stress relief feel free to PM and even don't mind using ya as a referral if it will help on your next visit 😉.

[Member #5749]

Figure I would jump on board. Recently saw Layla. It was a decent experience, nothing like the friendliness I've had with the L&L group. It was good, but I like everyone else am pretty over the bit and switch with the pictures. In the pictures, the model is much shorter, and more latina (in my opinion). Still want to meet up with Leia, but last time I tried I was told she had a scheduled appt. Was in the neighborhood for a couple hours and never saw cars change. And whoever the other girl was that was there with her (forgot her name) again didn't look like the pics. Going to stick with L&L team and the Tampa location I guess, until the little head convinces the big head to gamble with another disappointment at the 5.

[Call234]

I have been dreaming at the 5 shops since longer than yourself and can say that things have not changed. I always leave happy and if the girl that you see the pics is not the girl you see at the door then just walk away like I do when that happens.

Good to know. Thanks for responding. In the past, I always had good to great sessions at the 5 shops. I used to really like Skye and Lyndzy. Stay safe.

[TManXX71]

I used to visit the 5 Shops from around 2012 through 2015. In those days, I was always able to get FS. Have things changed?

I have been dreaming at the 5 shops since longer than yourself and can say that things have not changed. I always leave happy and if the girl that you see the pics is not the girl you see at the door then just walk away like I do when that happens.

[Call234]

I have some good times and bad times at the the 6 shops now (palace). Some of these girls will lie about what they can or cannot do. The reality is that they make their own rules and sometimes forget the rules they make. I remember former aa Kylie let me touch her pussy the first time I saw her and said no touching the pussy the next time. I think we need to quit settling for bad service and fake pics. Providers can take real pics and have their face blurred. Nick doesn't care because his shops are doing well enough to add a 6th shop. As a rul, I don't go because I have been cat-fished too many times. Knocked on the door to see Harley. I could hear her on the phone. She never stopped talking to answer the door, so I left. So many better options out there. Money is power we need to exercise some control and stopped settling.

I used to visit the 5 Shops from around 2012 through 2015. In those days, I was always able to get FS. Have things changed?

[Tdubx]

Speaking of bullshit operations, I've had it with the Five Shops. I've had good times and so so times over the years, but Kendlel was the worst ever.

This girl either doesn't know what she is doing or is pretending not to know. $1. 6 down the drain and I left unsatisfied and mightily pissed off.

She's pretty and goofy friendly, but yanks the crank like she's harvesting carrots. No lube and says it's against the rules. Well without lube, it's pretty difficult to get any kind of job done, so after about fifteen minutes of pure bullshit, I left.

She's wouldn't STFU asking how my day was going. I was trying to salvage a measly HJ out of what I thought was going to be FS, but she acted like she didn't know how to do that.

This was the worst experience I"ve had in my many years of this hobby.

I have some good times and bad times at the the 6 shops now (palace). Some of these girls will lie about what they can or cannot do. The reality is that they make their own rules and sometimes forget the rules they make. I remember former aa Kylie let me touch her pussy the first time I saw her and said no touching the pussy the next time. I think we need to quit settling for bad service and fake pics. Providers can take real pics and have their face blurred. NIck doesn't care because his shops are doing well enough to add a 6th shop. As a rul, I don't go because I have been catfished too many times. Knocked on the door to see Harley. I could hear her on the phone. She never stopped talking to answer the door, so I left. So many better options out there. Money is power we need to excercise some control and stopped settling.

[Call234]

Hey guys, Catching up on a couple reports. I recently found myself in PH and stopped into ACE. I was greeted by a 40's asian MILF who gave the name Mimi. Short probably 5'0 and 100 soaking wet. Classic spinner with small A's and nice tight ass. She was wearing daisy duke jean shorts and a black tank top. I also saw another girl peek out of any empty room, she giggled when I waved at her, but I didn't get a good look at her.

I opted for the HR and started with a nice TS with lots of teasing and a slow soapy HJ. Headed back to the room for really good massage, nice and firm, that would have been worth the trip alone. After the "frip over preeze" got a nice slow HE with lots of attention to the boys and the head. The alternating between slow stokes and then rubbing just the head is amazing. Mimi was very sweet and playful and more extras are definitely on the menu. The only disappointments were she didn't enjoy, and discouraged, my roaming during the massage and didn't take off her top or daisy dukes for hanky panky time.

I would give them another go to try the expanded menu, and I expect a bigger fortune cookie donation would open them up. Damage was 80 for the house and 40 fortune cookies for Mimi.

Monger on.

Thanks for the report. I had wondered about that place. Stay safe.

[DRock69]

Well here is my two cents. I have also spent a ton of money at PT over the years. A couple of months ago I received a lot of attitude from Mimi asking for an extra 20. Evidently, they think they are entitled to a COLA. Fine. I have been paying the extra for full service ever since. Lately, June has been there for a lengthy period of time with Christine. I think Christine needs to move on to a new market. She has always been a great provider, but variety is the spice of life. I have had two sessions with June and the last one was very good. I was motivated last week and thought about June, but decided to go to Eve instead. First time. I got Nina or Lina. At first I thought she was too skinny. Wrong. Amazing body. Very playful and a great sense of humor. She gave me a pedicure during the TS! A great massage in comparison to the PT girls, who have become quite lazy IMO. Although it was my first time there I think Nina sensed I would not come back if I did not leave completely satisfied. Guys, I have been doing this for a very long time. This place is awesome. I will not go into the details, but this was the best service I have ever received at an AMP. The only down side is we did not discuss tip before the service. I left the standard PT fee on the table and Nina wanted more. I said this is the market rate and this is what I pay. I can always go back to PT. She wasnt too happy with my reply. As I was leaving mamasan brought out the little spinner. Wow. Her appearance has been weighing heavily on my mind, but Nina's performance was outstanding!

Nina had better performance and better body in my opinion but the spinner was fun also. Try her out. I enjoyed and she still has a hot little body. The only issue with her was that because she was so small, in K9 it was kinda weird cause I practically had to lift her off her knees on that table to accomplish the K9 goal. I'm only 5'10 so it should be really interesting for someone bigger and taller than myself. Was kinda weird, but different and fun for sure. She is a tiny little thing. Also back to the tips. 1st time there, . 6 for HJ. Second time was $1. 4 for FS, but with an interesting twist. I got hhr the 1st 2 times. The spinner told me that if I get 45 min next time, I get FS for 1. 3. Nina ask me how much I normally pay and I told her 1. 3 cause the spinner told me 1. 3 if I get 45. She seemed kinda irritated and didn't seem to believe me so I told her to go ask her. She did not ever ask her and accepted 1. 3. Also, they have a membership card system like PT which I like. That way there no issues and they can see your history plus you get a freebie (at least the house fee) every once in a while. Also one last thing I find kinda funny you mentioned. I did not get pedicure from the spinner but I did from Nina, which was quite unexpected. The funny thing is I have the worst feet in the world and I am very bad about taking care of them. It is a running joke in my family about how bad and cracked they are. LOL I told her she did not have to give me a pedicure but she insisted and worked on them hard. Because of that extra time she put into it, we ran over time and Mamasan was mad. I actually felt sorry for her working on them but it was a nice extra that made it worth it. Hell, in my mind I subtracted 30-40 off for these hooves cause that's what it would cost for a pedicure price of these feet. Just don't let her work on your feet too long cause it might cut into your time and / or piss off Mamasan if it runs over. Hope this helped.

[Brasky]

Hey guys, Catching up on a couple reports. I recently found myself in PH and stopped into ACE. I was greeted by a 40's asian MILF who gave the name Mimi. Short probably 5'0 and 100 soaking wet. Classic spinner with small A's and nice tight ass. She was wearing daisy duke jean shorts and a black tank top. I also saw another girl peek out of any empty room, she giggled when I waved at her, but I didn't get a good look at her.

I opted for the HR and started with a nice TS with lots of teasing and a slow soapy HJ. Headed back to the room for really good massage, nice and firm, that would have been worth the trip alone. After the "frip over preeze" got a nice slow HE with lots of attention to the boys and the head. The alternating between slow stokes and then rubbing just the head is amazing. Mimi was very sweet and playful and more extras are definitely on the menu. The only disappointments were she didn't enjoy, and discouraged, my roaming during the massage and didn't take off her top or daisy dukes for hanky panky time.

I would give them another go to try the expanded menu, and I expect a bigger fortune cookie donation would open them up. Damage was 80 for the house and 40 fortune cookies for Mimi.

Monger on.

[Seanboy7]

That's a bullshit operation and those girls are scamming skanks.

$100 + to get started and then another $100 plus to do even the minimal.

Don't waste your time or money.

I can't even explain how absurd it is. The starting fee includes JUST a HE, but no touching or clothes off unless you pay extra and even then, it's still just a HE.