Massage Parlor Reports

**Call Me Slappy** · 10-06-17 10:45

Just found out I'll be training it into the city Monday for work. My meetings are right across the river from the train stations.

I know just enough about the city and downtown to get where I need to go, and that's about it.

Any good places in the area I described, or a short, walkable distance?

Thanks,

Slappy.

**ChineseDragon** · 10-06-17 09:46

Recently went to and AMP and got 1 hr paid door fee 65. Proceeded with good massage and on the flip she did BBBJ and proceeded to mount me. Told me I could have have pussy. I didn't have a wrapper but she was trying to BBFS. What would you tip her?

**Daytime Jay** · 10-05-17 23:19

Originally Posted by TJSterling [View Original Post]

Ok. I don't have as much experience as you guys, so I'll try to put something together of what I know with what appears to be good Intel from others' posts. You'll have to give me some time though.

The main problem, besides deciding how broad the types of providers (such as massage providers, escorts, apt girls, etc.) will be included, is keeping it up to date. Providers change all the time and move around a lot, so the spreadsheet might really only be good for regular, known providers that stay in business for awhile. A lot of info is old after a week or so, especially from other sites where it can be old to begin with. Still, I think your database idea would be valuable if done right and constantly updated.

**TJSterling** · 10-05-17 17:34

Originally Posted by DaytimeJay [View Original Post]

That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.

Ok. I don't have as much experience as you guys, so I'll try to put something together of what I know with what appears to be good Intel from others' posts. You'll have to give me some time though.

**DMichaels69** · 10-05-17 16:13

That's a great idea!

Originally Posted by DaytimeJay [View Original Post]

That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.

**Daytime Jay** · 10-05-17 15:57

Originally Posted by TJSterling [View Original Post]

Sorry, this isn't so much of a report as it is an idea. Wouldn't it be helpful to have a type of simple database that listed confirmed intel? I imagine it would look something like this. What do you think?

That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.

**CGuy2** · 10-04-17 23:05

Originally Posted by CoolPatrick [View Original Post]

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

Cool Patrick point well taken. No more short hand. Bottom line there are better values to be had.

**TJSterling** · 10-04-17 21:04

Sorry, this isn't so much of a report as it is an idea. Wouldn't it be helpful to have a type of simple database that listed confirmed intel? I imagine it would look something like this. What do you think?

**AyoHell** · 10-04-17 16:47

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

Originally Posted by Tbm335 [View Original Post]

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

**DangleMan** · 10-03-17 22:41

Heading back to Hoffman. First time in like 6 years. I remember I took a drive down to a place away from Hoffman (maybe south east) that was advertising on CL and BP. American girls. Looks like a salon and spa. Got a massage and the girl was a tatted up alternative type. Real cute with new boobs. I was still green so I didn't press for extras. But she showed them to me.

Any idea what the name of this place was?

**Tbm335** · 10-03-17 12:33

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

**Wenger** · 10-03-17 06:20

Originally Posted by TallKidd [View Original Post]

What is an HB?

Happy beginning.

-w.

**JaySkeet** · 10-03-17 03:53

Originally Posted by CaliScorpio [View Original Post]

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

It's not that bad to share which mt and AMP it is. She will probably give you the same thing when you go back as she will remember, but as you said YMMV. Sharing would lead us to see how much service she can do with us doesn't mean we will get the same experiences as you did.

**Alfonso82** · 10-02-17 20:23

Originally Posted by Meijerslp [View Original Post]

I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.

Not sure if she works at an AMP at all. I saw her at her home and she works independently as far as I know.

**Meijerslp** · 10-02-17 09:09

Originally Posted by Alfonso82 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.