Massage Parlor Reports

[TJSterling]

Sorry, this isn't so much of a report as it is an idea. Wouldn't it be helpful to have a type of simple database that listed confirmed intel? I imagine it would look something like this. What do you think?

[AyoHell]

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

[DangleMan]

Heading back to Hoffman. First time in like 6 years. I remember I took a drive down to a place away from Hoffman (maybe south east) that was advertising on CL and BP. American girls. Looks like a salon and spa. Got a massage and the girl was a tatted up alternative type. Real cute with new boobs. I was still green so I didn't press for extras. But she showed them to me.

Any idea what the name of this place was?

[Tbm335]

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

[Wenger]

What is an HB?

Happy beginning.

-w.

[JaySkeet]

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

It's not that bad to share which mt and AMP it is. She will probably give you the same thing when you go back as she will remember, but as you said YMMV. Sharing would lead us to see how much service she can do with us doesn't mean we will get the same experiences as you did.

[Alfonso82]

I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.

Not sure if she works at an AMP at all. I saw her at her home and she works independently as far as I know.

[Meijerslp]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.

[DMichaels69]

Mongers are looking for the specific AMP so why not post that?

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

[TallKidd]

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

What is an HB?

[CivicSi213]

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

Well said my friend.

[Cali Scorpio]

Would you say which AMP?

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

[Horny Dog #2]

Anyone try this place it isn't out of the way from my commute home and I was thinking of stopping by. Any intel?

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...al-50/48799082

After seeing this post and opening the link, I saw that the location was reasonably convenient to get to from my work, so I gave them a try. This review might belong in the BP section since it is from a BP ad, but I am putting it here since it is a reply to another post in this Massage Parlor thread.

The place is in an apartment building in a residential neighborhood. Massage table is in the apartment living room. At first I thought maybe the girl lived there and did massages from her place. I later learned that there are three different girls that do massages there, so if you make an appointment to go here, you might not get the same girl that I am reviewing. I drew a Latina girl named Natalie.

Most of my massages have been in AMPs, where they leave the room while you get undressed and lay on the massage table. This was a bit different. Shortly after I enter the apartment, she invites me to get undressed and lie face down on the massage table, but she stayed right there while I did so. There was no towel to cover me, which I figured was a decent sign that this was not a strictly legit massage, and extras may be available.

The massage was really mostly just her running her hands around my body. Don't get me wrong, it felt nice. However, if you have sore muscles and are looking for a real massage, this is probably not the place for you. After about 10-15 minutes, she told me to turn over. During the 10-15 minutes when I was face down, there was no "accidental" contact with the boys, and initially during the massage after the "turn over", there was still no touching of the crotch area. However, after massaging the front for a while, she did ask if I wanted any options. The options were HJ for $60 or BJ for $100. After asking if the BJ was BBBJ or covered (and she replied covered only), I declined that option, and asked her if I could talk her into $40 for the HJ option. She said that she could do $40. Right after we agreed to a HJ for $40, she took off her top. (During the massage, she was wearing jeans with a top that showed some cleavage). I assumed that this was an invitation to play with her boobs during the HJ, and I was correct. Despite the fact that her HJ technique felt quite nice, it was taking me a while to get off (this is not all that uncommon for me). However, in this case, this worked in my favor. After a while doing the HJ topless, she then took off her jeans. (If I had not taken so long to finish, this option may not have happened). Again, I interpreted this as an invitation for roaming her bottom half, including reaching into her panties to grab her ass cheeks, and again I was correct. I did not attempt FIV, so I can not tell you if this would have been allowed or not.

Although I had talked her down to $40, due to her taking off her top and jeans and allowing roaming (I did not know she would do this at the time I talked her down to $40), as well as the fact that I took so long to finish, I wound up giving her the $60 she initially asked for.

Overall, a pleasant session. I probably will repeat.

[Ufeelmylove143]

Damn, and I was hoping it was a good one. Thanks for the reply and heads up. Know any good recommendations around bridgeport?

No, I'm looking for one myself. Used to go to Ruby Spa, but I heard its not the same!

[Gitty]

I had taken a long break from the hobby, almost a year. I decided to partake again and was in the mood for Hispanic cuisine. I ventured over to Zeus Tuesday afternoon. I was told only the half hour option was available because somebody had made an appointment in less than an hour. I drew Crystal. Very attractive mid 30's a great rack, with a tattoo on her side. Massage was decent. On the flip I opted for the puppies to be free with a standard finish. I paid a total of 1. 50 which I normally wouldn't have paid but I decided to because it has been a while.