Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #5794** · 09-18-17 21:30

So for sometime I always wondered how on pico near robertson there are two huge dry cleaners next to each other. One is called pico cleaners and the other one is beverly hills cleaners. Like there is enough dry cleaning for two places next to each other. In portland I saw a starbucks next to a peets, but that is portland.

I guess it is competition.

So, I went to 1874 WW to get jerked off and there was this truly dumpy Chinese gal with all the bad traits. Fat, older looking (meaning she could be 80), short, bad english, and literally thinning hair almost balding. I asked for some of the gals I know, but it was just her, and despite her promises to give me good massajee I walked out and into 1900 WW.

Now this place is a fucken trip. The name is goldfinger, I shit you not. They have a price list on the wall that would make burke williams ashamed. I get in and there is a medium aged mamasan and a fucken guy sitting watching her. It may have been george takei. I say I want a half and she takes me to a room. I ask for julia who one of the duds here said knocked his shit to Mar. Vista. She sized me up pretty quick as a monger. I give her the 40 for the half and wait a long long time.

She walks in and is going to be my tech. She is prolly 35-58, not a bad body, had spandex shorts under a khaki casual dress. She has me face down with the towel over my ass and does 4 hard pushes on my back when I protest that I want soft. Immediately she whipped off the towel and tickled my ass and balls for about 7 minutes. I flip over and she does not waste time lubing my dick up and working it. She could tell I was a tough girl scout cookie so she started licking my nipples and sucking on my neck. At one point she angled into a 69 type position, but she grabbed my balls like was testing peaches for ripeness and when I squawked she took it as I did not like the position.

She understtood the word slow and I held her head down so she could suck on my nipples and neck while she worked my 10 inch maglite. Surprisingly I nutted quite hard. Tipped her 60 on the way out and adamantly refused the water. There are signs in the room with the spiel that there is nothing illegal going on.

I am impressed with this place, although it is right ass front on ww boulevard.

**PetShopMan** · 09-18-17 16:26

I've wanted to go to a Mp, but the cops show ruined it for me. Growing up I saw that show all the time and they seemed to always be busting mp.

**Mondo72** · 09-18-17 03:48

Originally Posted by NYCLuvr [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I'm flying in to LAX Thursday for 2 days. Any good Asian massage / spa place near the airport? I'm looking for either FS or a good HJ / BJ. Checked Google and there are a few but don't want to waste my time or money on a legit place. Any info will be greatly appreciated. I can return the favor if you ever in Atlanta. Not planning to rent a car. Also would not mind an outcall to my hotel from Asian or Latina. Thanks guys.

Hey NYC,

Try HT Acupuncture, 11003 Hawthorne Blvd.

Inglewood, California 90304.

It's prolly a couple of miles east of LAX.

BTW, what up with those Bravos lately? Seemed like not too Brave anymore! LOL.

Mondo.

**Slideryyz** · 09-18-17 03:44

Originally Posted by Kampfire [View Original Post]

Have you tried the kissing expert in SGV? She posts their all the time.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...-7664/94206077

She did bbfs but changed her mind at some point. Not seeing AA men are another thing that changed her mind about.

**ImCesey** · 09-17-17 16:11

Hi guys, as the title states I'm new at this!

I've been curious about aamps and aampsmaps.com. I wanted to know if MP's are worth it.

Any tips and advice would be appreciated! Thanks!

**Kampfire** · 09-17-17 15:27

Originally Posted by Studdyk [View Original Post]

God no! Don't see the Kissing Expert. She's not 23. She's more like 53. Ugly AF.

He might be into that?

**NYCLuvr** · 09-17-17 14:36

Hey guys, I'm flying in to LAX Thursday for 2 days. Any good Asian massage / spa place near the airport? I'm looking for either FS or a good HJ / BJ. Checked Google and there are a few but don't want to waste my time or money on a legit place. Any info will be greatly appreciated. I can return the favor if you ever in Atlanta. Not planning to rent a car. Also would not mind an outcall to my hotel from Asian or Latina. Thanks guys.

**Studdyk** · 09-17-17 10:27

Originally Posted by Kampfire [View Original Post]

Have you tried the kissing expert in SGV? She posts their all the time.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...-7664/94206077

God no! Don't see the Kissing Expert. She's not 23. She's more like 53. Ugly AF.

**Kampfire** · 09-16-17 15:42

Originally Posted by Discord [View Original Post]

Hello West Coast! I will be visiting your fair city (stationed in the Montebello area) in a couple weeks. I asked on the Escort side if there were suggestions for GFE with focus on kissing allowed. I hadn't had much response there, so I thought I'd check here for massage parlors that allow the same. FS not necessarily needed (but nice). I found a bit of info on RubMaps but many things were dated and hoped to get some fresh info from this side. I'll happily post back results after, but I'm only in town 3 days and only have one night where I might be able to break free to enjoy what may be offered, so it's a one shot deal for now. Many thanks!

Have you tried the kissing expert in SGV? She posts their all the time.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...-7664/94206077

**PlayerN818** · 09-16-17 13:27

Originally Posted by Zzzboy [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to this place?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...nlate/24627513

Been reported as legit for years. Supposedly a good massage.

**AWise** · 09-16-17 09:29

Originally Posted by Zzzboy [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to this place?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...nlate/24627513

Great massage, but its legit.

**Zzzboy** · 09-15-17 20:42

Has anyone been to this place?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...nlate/24627513

**Discord** · 09-14-17 21:49

Hello West Coast! I will be visiting your fair city (stationed in the Montebello area) in a couple weeks. I asked on the Escort side if there were suggestions for GFE with focus on kissing allowed. I hadn't had much response there, so I thought I'd check here for massage parlors that allow the same. FS not necessarily needed (but nice). I found a bit of info on RubMaps but many things were dated and hoped to get some fresh info from this side. I'll happily post back results after, but I'm only in town 3 days and only have one night where I might be able to break free to enjoy what may be offered, so it's a one shot deal for now. Many thanks!

**okser** · 09-14-17 01:25

Respectfully.

This really sounds like an insider upselling their place.

I guess theres only one way to find out.

Good Luck Gents.

Originally Posted by Arthasboi [View Original Post]

Went to a massage place next to the ramada in hollywood. There is an advertisement that has the address. Anyway it was good. A Costa Rican girl named April who spoke good english with a sexy accent serviced me. Pretended like I was new so maby that helped and I think I only paid $140. Entrance fee was $50 for the half hour.

The massage was very very quick, and she wiped down everything with some kind of sanitizing cloth. She rushed a bit but she was good dude. Doesn't do anal though.

Says she works Tuesday and Thursday at night. Entrance is in the back of a parking lot so there is some discretion except for the security guard there LOL but he knows th ebusiness so don't worry about him.

**The Camel** · 09-13-17 23:26

Originally Posted by Arthasboi [View Original Post]

Went to a massage place next to the ramada in hollywood. There is an advertisement that has the address. Anyway it was good. A Costa Rican girl named April who spoke good english with a sexy accent serviced me. Pretended like I was new so maby that helped and I think I only paid $140. Entrance fee was $50 for the half hour.

The massage was very very quick, and she wiped down everything with some kind of sanitizing cloth. She rushed a bit but she was good dude. Doesn't do anal though.

Says she works Tuesday and Thursday at night. Entrance is in the back of a parking lot so there is some discretion except for the security guard there LOL but he knows th ebusiness so don't worry about him.

There is no Ramada currently in Hollywood. Do you mean Santa Monica Blvd. In West Hollywood? There are good MPs in that area.

And to clarify what you paid, was it a $90 tip plus $50 house fee or are you saying you paid $190 for 30 minutes?