Massage Parlor Reports

[UsaBmNot]

T2 ftt to be thorough first saw lady in th backpage ad she looks a little nicer in person but pd 55 for the hr in I went whenever I go somewhere new I make sure I undress really slowly and pretty much just leave my socks on til I hear the door open or they knock and definitely tell them to come in then I finish taking off my socks and casually stand up and get on the table adjust myself and make sure they see everything between that and my flopping johnson and raised buttcheeks throughout the massage if there is he available ill get it anyway she returns and gives a really good massage with backwalking and on the flip the signs I had sent out told her she better so something in which she tried to just pour oil on my junk and put my hand there to which I played dumbed and pointed her hand to my dick but she persisted I do it so I said more oil and she was trying to put the oil in my hands as I was moving my hand closer to my junk them bam she hit the trap and hit my dong to which I got the disappointed parent loom from her so I gave in spanked it but while she was rubbing my taint and ballgrazing it wasnt hitting my spot so I pointed her to massage my very high inner thighs while I was diyin her face was like 19 inches from my balls and she had the funniest grossed out look on her face LOL finished and tipped 20 because the massage part was exceptional plus I felt like I was totrturing her LOL she gave a free 5 min biz card which is why I returned a week later got an older masseuse this time and everything was terrible this time it seemed as though heading towards diy again but I was not even turned on for the flip so just laid there and opted to save my 40 for some green.

[UsaBmNot]

Greeted by smokin mid 20 yr old pd house fee 45 for hr special + 10 for ts led to room told to undress room was kinda dingy laid down and linda came in she is a big woman she asked for hard or soft I said hard 10 minutes in the towel is off and the teasing is heavy when I hear the door open and someone quietly come in door left wide open its mamasan she taps me on the shoulder and asks if the new girl can learn and points to a 3rd girl who is also in the room at this point I'm lime hell ya three chicks 2 hotties place is dead lets do this so back to the massage by linda and I'm waiting for a few only the other girl is only watching and now all the teasing has stopped and my massage is heading legit WTF did I do I was thi king so the massage went on to the flip where I made it a personal agenda to make sure the new chick kept seeing my schlong oops LOL lu the kept saying no no, no no LOL so on to the end she says I'm done and the new girl walks out then linda says shhh ill take care of you next time you should have told girl to go then I was lime well what about my table shower and her face was like the grinch when he got happy she must have sensed she was about to get stiffed so into the ts we go where she washed extremely well and gave a powerful ending never went back due to sanitary reasons but still fun.

BTW my first post of many more to come thanks.

To all for the advice and tips over the years.

[UsaBmNot]

Greeted by smokin mid 20 yr old pd house fee 45 for hr special + 10 for ts led to room told to undress room was kinda dingy laid down and linda came in she is a big woman she asked for hard or soft I said hard 10 minutes in the towel is off and the teasing is heavy when I hear the door open and someone quietly come in door left wide open its mamasan she taps me on the shoulder and asks if the new girl can learn and points to a 3rd girl who is also in the room at this point I'm lime hell ya three chicks 2 hotties place is dead lets do this so back to the massage by linda and I'm waiting for a few only the other girl is only watching and now all the teasing has stopped and my massage is heading legit WTF did I do I was thi king so the massage went on to the flip where I made it a personal agenda to make sure the new chick kept seeing my schlong oops LOL lu the kept saying no no, no no LOL so on to the end she says I'm done and the new girl walks out then linda says shhh ill take care of you next time you should have told girl to go then I was lime well what about my table shower and her face was like the grinch when he got happy she must have sensed she was about to get stiffed so into the ts we go where she washed extremely well and gave a powerful ending never went back due to sanitary reasons but still fun.

BTW my first post of many more to come thanks.

To all for the advice and tips over the years.

[Castro1988]

Whats up fellas hows Magic been of late Tried to go to Magic last night on 8 mile but too much traffic was going on and someone was sitting in their rides not that discreet last night got spooked out and didn't do it just want to know have anyone been recently / also DT Health is like fucking retirement home for your grandma or some shit HORRIBLE I went there after I left Magic when I saw the lady I said fuck this shit and left LOL wasnt my night.

[Rogmaes]

Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.

Don't count on getting any more than what you got. Those girls are major league cute, quite articulate and like being employed. Of course, I'm sure HOTCARL has banged them all in some orgy they put on exclusively for him.

[DrStab]

I've been to Saigon once and saw Cindi. Agree that her message was underwhelming. I found her quite attractive, though, once she peeled off her dress, I had a good time. Just did HJ with her, but she laid down on the table and let me explore her. 40+40 tip.

Tiff and ebony are solid. Ebony is hot and has a great body. She offers everything except FS. Tiffany offers a body slide with reports that she tries to slip jr inside her. YMMV.

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[JustAParadox]

I did a search. Is M1 the one on Telegraph in Redford?

Agreed there's no extra charge or tips at m1 so don't any of you newbs or desperate guys start with that nonsense, pay the momma upfront as soon as she starts the massage you say in "I cum 2 times" that's it. Make the first one fast if you take to long on the first you may not get a second. Also let her do a HJ or BJ for #1 no daty just get a quick nut off as fast as you know how, she'll clean you up flip over for the massage than the tease and than #2 this round you can stretch a little more but that's all there is to it, its mostly about time you can get 2 quicker loads off or one long one, I'm sure if you could get it up fast enough you could get 3, I've had a few times her say jokingly next time you go 3! But never happens, sorry for typos I'm driving and had to chime in.

[AsianKingBody]

I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.

So what was the overall damage?

[JakeMioff]

Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.

[LeftHand44]

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.

[AsianKingBody]

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

Great review! Saved me a lot of time and money! If you go to the link you provided and go to "other ads by this provider", some of those ads I was very interested in. But glad I know how to stay away. Like the other fellow monger said, I'd almost want to split $35 with you just for the intel, LOL. Good work, and thanks!

[Mmis90]

I saw Cindi today. Called and made an appointment and Cindi was only one available and since I've never seen her before I thought I'd give her a go. All in all the appointment was pretty bad. From the moment I got there I was rushed, constant texts on her phone some of which she replied to, massage was one of worst I ever had, on flip she quotes me prices and I opted for $ $+40 for half hour and FS. She took her dress off then rubbed my man for about 6 seconds and then tries to put cover on half erected. Finally she got on top and I went completely limp because of her lack of effort, she go off me sucked it again for about 10 seconds and jumps on me again with half a hard on, I told her just fucking forget it and she gave me a shitty HJ to finish. I should have just went to see one of Anna's girls, less money and more effort. I don't know how Tiffany and ebony are and I've wanted to see both them but if they're anything like Cindi then I'll pass.

Tiff and ebony are solid. Ebony is hot and has a great body. She offers everything except FS. Tiffany offers a body slide with reports that she tries to slip jr inside her. YMMV.

[SkillyDog]

Thanks for TOFTT bro, good heads up. If I knew who you were I'd give you $35 to split the fee just for the intel. Weird they would text you like that afterward. Who goes to these places enough to keep them in business?

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

[The Explorer]

I have never heard of anybody getting more than a h / j there.

I agree with Mike Qanaby, been there several times but never received more than a HJ.

[I Toftt]

No extra damage for the extra pop. It seems like 2 is the standard here.

Agreed there's no extra charge or tips at m1 so don't any of you newbs or desperate guys start with that nonsense, pay the momma upfront as soon as she starts the massage you say in "I cum 2 times" that's it. Make the first one fast if you take to long on the first you may not get a second. Also let her do a HJ or BJ for #1 no daty just get a quick nut off as fast as you know how, she'll clean you up flip over for the massage than the tease and than #2 this round you can stretch a little more but that's all there is to it, its mostly about time you can get 2 quicker loads off or one long one, I'm sure if you could get it up fast enough you could get 3, I've had a few times her say jokingly next time you go 3! But never happens, sorry for typos I'm driving and had to chime in.