Massage Parlor Reports

[Rogmaes]

Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.

Don't count on getting any more than what you got. Those girls are major league cute, quite articulate and like being employed. Of course, I'm sure HOTCARL has banged them all in some orgy they put on exclusively for him.

[DrStab]

I've been to Saigon once and saw Cindi. Agree that her message was underwhelming. I found her quite attractive, though, once she peeled off her dress, I had a good time. Just did HJ with her, but she laid down on the table and let me explore her. 40+40 tip.

Tiff and ebony are solid. Ebony is hot and has a great body. She offers everything except FS. Tiffany offers a body slide with reports that she tries to slip jr inside her. YMMV.

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[JustAParadox]

I did a search. Is M1 the one on Telegraph in Redford?

Agreed there's no extra charge or tips at m1 so don't any of you newbs or desperate guys start with that nonsense, pay the momma upfront as soon as she starts the massage you say in "I cum 2 times" that's it. Make the first one fast if you take to long on the first you may not get a second. Also let her do a HJ or BJ for #1 no daty just get a quick nut off as fast as you know how, she'll clean you up flip over for the massage than the tease and than #2 this round you can stretch a little more but that's all there is to it, its mostly about time you can get 2 quicker loads off or one long one, I'm sure if you could get it up fast enough you could get 3, I've had a few times her say jokingly next time you go 3! But never happens, sorry for typos I'm driving and had to chime in.

[AsianKingBody]

I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.

So what was the overall damage?

[JakeMioff]

Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.

[LeftHand44]

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.

[AsianKingBody]

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

Great review! Saved me a lot of time and money! If you go to the link you provided and go to "other ads by this provider", some of those ads I was very interested in. But glad I know how to stay away. Like the other fellow monger said, I'd almost want to split $35 with you just for the intel, LOL. Good work, and thanks!

[Mmis90]

I saw Cindi today. Called and made an appointment and Cindi was only one available and since I've never seen her before I thought I'd give her a go. All in all the appointment was pretty bad. From the moment I got there I was rushed, constant texts on her phone some of which she replied to, massage was one of worst I ever had, on flip she quotes me prices and I opted for $ $+40 for half hour and FS. She took her dress off then rubbed my man for about 6 seconds and then tries to put cover on half erected. Finally she got on top and I went completely limp because of her lack of effort, she go off me sucked it again for about 10 seconds and jumps on me again with half a hard on, I told her just fucking forget it and she gave me a shitty HJ to finish. I should have just went to see one of Anna's girls, less money and more effort. I don't know how Tiffany and ebony are and I've wanted to see both them but if they're anything like Cindi then I'll pass.

Tiff and ebony are solid. Ebony is hot and has a great body. She offers everything except FS. Tiffany offers a body slide with reports that she tries to slip jr inside her. YMMV.

[SkillyDog]

Thanks for TOFTT bro, good heads up. If I knew who you were I'd give you $35 to split the fee just for the intel. Weird they would text you like that afterward. Who goes to these places enough to keep them in business?

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

[The Explorer]

I have never heard of anybody getting more than a h / j there.

I agree with Mike Qanaby, been there several times but never received more than a HJ.

[I Toftt]

No extra damage for the extra pop. It seems like 2 is the standard here.

Agreed there's no extra charge or tips at m1 so don't any of you newbs or desperate guys start with that nonsense, pay the momma upfront as soon as she starts the massage you say in "I cum 2 times" that's it. Make the first one fast if you take to long on the first you may not get a second. Also let her do a HJ or BJ for #1 no daty just get a quick nut off as fast as you know how, she'll clean you up flip over for the massage than the tease and than #2 this round you can stretch a little more but that's all there is to it, its mostly about time you can get 2 quicker loads off or one long one, I'm sure if you could get it up fast enough you could get 3, I've had a few times her say jokingly next time you go 3! But never happens, sorry for typos I'm driving and had to chime in.

[TomRiddle81]

Anyone TOFTT at this new place yet?

They accept credit card and the lady on the phone spoke fairly good English. So, I'm skeptical.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7789/18206603

[KmaKevin]

TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/39239602

New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.

[Blazer1]

Anyone tried her recently? I believe she has been reviewed before with mixed results but I was wondering if anyone had any recent opinions to share. Thanks.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...nny-southfield

Saw her a while back just ok never repeated.

[Liebniz]

Hmm. How do you initiate round 1 after the TS? Never been anywhere where round 2 didn't have any damage?

My experience was she initiated round 1 - then massage. Then tried to initiate round 2 and I just didn't have the energy. I was on the edge of falling asleep from exhaustion.