Massage Parlor Reports

[AlDawg111]

Well follow mongers. Everything they say about Orchid Spa is true! Its right next to a Montessori school which is really weird. But that doesn't stop us or even slow us down! I went in as a "walk in" The girl thought I had just called so she lead me to a room, but then she found out I wasnt the caller, but she let me stay. She was maybe a 7. But she had a great attitude and smile. I wasnt going to rush anything this time. I stripped down and laid on my stomach. I wish I could give her a good grade on the massage, but I don't think I can even call it a massage. It was pretty much her pressing from my shoulder to lower back, then massaging my taint and butt. Back to the other shoulder and lower back. Straight to the taint and butt. She was wearing a loose dress. Didn't even try to stop me sliding a hand straight up, down the panties, and into the honey pot. She told me not to go in all the way so I flipped over to get better action. She kept asking if I wanted lotion while she got junior to stand up. I said I wanted more. She said, "Lotion"? I said "sucky sucky". She wanted 1 bill for that! I was like hell no! I said. 6. She said no. Now. I know. 6 should be the going rate for that, but I was pretty horny and had my mind set on it. So I offered. 8 and she said ok. The "k" wasnt even off her lips and she has headed down. I asked if she had a condom. She didn't, but I brought. I am kinda paranoid about bbj's. But when she went down, and it was ok, needed a little more suction. I pulled her up and told her to let me see her tatas. She pulled the dress up and these freaking natural mountains plopped out of her top. I was like Holy SHNIKEY! They were the largest firmest natural breasts I have ever seen. They, not she, but they looked like something off an aamp ad. I told her to turn around and let me dine. She never even hesitated. Panties off and right on my face. What surprised me was she was waxed from end to end. I dined at the why and buried my tongue in her o. Never even skipped a beat. I even got a pretty good finger in her o. It didn't take long for me to erupt. The cleanup was pretty funny. She pretty much wiped me down from head to toe with alcohol and got me mouth wash in the bathroom. Over all, it was a pleasant experience. Pretty much what I was looking for. I doubt she would have said no if I asked for FS, but that wasnt the agenda for today. Out of pocket, . 4 for the door, and (yes, I overpaid) . 8 for the CBJ. She said next time to come after 3 PM. They get busy during lunch time. I think there were 10 rooms, and they were all filled. I could hear the clank clank of high heels running from room to room. So I hope this place doesn't get closed down any time soon. Because its definitely worth a visit. Anyone try Lake Forest Spa off LF and aspan? There is a lot of traffic there too and is next on my list.

Happy travels fellow mongers.

[Connaisseur]

Further to recommendations here, I decided to quench my Latina thirst at Bio. The shop is great, discreet enough but in a good location, and very clean and professionally run. After taking off my shoes in the lobby, I was led into the room by what I assume was the owner, and requested Sarah. The rooms are very nicely appointed, with wider-than-normal beds, and dim lighting. Now Sarah turned out to be not exactly what I had in mind. Not that I expected a Selma Hayek-lookalike, but this one was more like my cleaning lady (who BTW is absolutely awesome, just not in an erotic-kinda-way); 50-some MILF with a great rack and a chatty disposition. The massage was ok, the HE rather uninspired and she wouldn't take any clothes off, either. Again, maybe is was the association with the housekeeper, but I just wasn't feeling the love. Regardless, a decent-enough experience, and I left destressed. Will turn back to Asian talent again going forward, unless a more appealing star appears on the horizon.

Conn.

[SCJohn]

Hey fellas,

First time on here but wanted to know if there are any good nuru spots in Lake Forest or Laguna Hills? Preferably Latina girls or young Asian girls.

The only place that I'm aware if is Total Heath Center on Fairview.

[Member #5990]

Went to little put of the way place just off imperial hwy and esp. Since I saw a newer ad in BP. Young girl answered door. Asked for an hour. She led me to room and told me 5 min. Someone had gone in just before me, so I actually waited about 15 min. Have a terrible pain in my shoulder. Older provider came in and gave an awesome massage. Real strong, walked on my back. Teased a tiny bit. On flip, started on stomach, moved towel aside and asked if that was ok. OF COURSE. She did an amazing job. Wasn't interested in a BJ from her. Very happy with what she did. Finished rubbing legs and shoulders after the cleanup. . 6 for massage and. 4 tip. She told me she can't wait until next time.

[Fe Maiden]

I had a question for those who have been to the 2nd floor place across from best buy. I've been there twice, and once had an older asian lady and the 2nd time I had a bigger latina girl. The first time I was there I saw a fine younger girl as I was leaving (probably 30's though) with long hair, good body and a really nice rack. Can anyone PM me if she's still there (this was a few months ago), what her name is and if you know when she's available?

I guess I should at least leave a report on the latina. Not bad massage, definitely knew what I was there for. She wanted. 8 for a BJ and was curious if she was going to use cover or not but only had 60 on me and she wouldn't go down so I opted for clothes off with lots of browsing HJ. Not really my body type but she got the job done. Decent rack, but they were a lot heavier than I imagined (dense may be a better word). Anyway, it seemed like she was open to FS too.

Thanks for the help!

204 or 206? There are or were 2 places there.

[Shams1988]

Hey fellas,

First time on here but wanted to know if there are any good nuru spots in Lake Forest or Laguna Hills? Preferably Latina girls or young Asian girls.

[Rgbpa306]

I had a question for those who have been to the 2nd floor place across from best buy. I've been there twice, and once had an older asian lady and the 2nd time I had a bigger latina girl. The first time I was there I saw a fine younger girl as I was leaving (probably 30's though) with long hair, good body and a really nice rack. Can anyone PM me if she's still there (this was a few months ago), what her name is and if you know when she's available?

I guess I should at least leave a report on the latina. Not bad massage, definitely knew what I was there for. She wanted. 8 for a BJ and was curious if she was going to use cover or not but only had 60 on me and she wouldn't go down so I opted for clothes off with lots of browsing HJ. Not really my body type but she got the job done. Decent rack, but they were a lot heavier than I imagined (dense may be a better word). Anyway, it seemed like she was open to FS too.

Thanks for the help!

[Lovergrrl]

I am new here, but I am a TER member. Bio Spa is one of my favorites and easily my go-to. Kate is the owner, very nice Japanese lady in her late 40's. She provides one heck of a service. If you're interested in Latinas. Ask for Sarah. She's about 7 looks, curvy (not fat) Latina MILF. I've seen her 3 x now. Total damage is usually $1, which includes sucking on her tits, DATY, and rubbing her V but no finger. They previously had a provider named Sophia. She was like a short chubby Latina, but did a lot. I actually got FS from her, including one time BBFS. That's a story for another day, since she left Bio about 2-3 months ago.

Tried this place once and got a cute young Asian named Meyu. Did my usual bit and asked for "oil, soft". She started doing a deep tissue. I kept telling her to lighten up but she was hell bent on giving me a pretty hard massage. I started getting pissed and abandoned all interest in anything other then getting the fuck out of there. With only about 10 minutes left I finally got thru to her that I wanted SOFT and she profusely apologized and said that "next time you show me". Wasn't sure if that means what I hoped it did. Man, I was annoyed as fuck. With all of the other guarantees in the area I doubt that I will return. It was a shame because she was kinda cute but apparently dumb as a bag of hammers.

[Connaisseur]

I am new here, but I am a TER member. Bio Spa is one of my favorites and easily my go-to. Kate is the owner, very nice Japanese lady in her late 40's. She provides one heck of a service. If you're interested in Latinas. Ask for Sarah. She's about 7 looks, curvy (not fat) Latina MILF. I've seen her 3 x now. Total damage is usually $1, which includes sucking on her tits, DATY, and rubbing her V but no finger. They previously had a provider named Sophia. She was like a short chubby Latina, but did a lot. I actually got FS from her, including one time BBFS. That's a story for another day, since she left Bio about 2-3 months ago.

Much appreciated, Traveler! Will give them a try and report.

Conn.

[HornDog626]

I've been doing some hw trying to find a place to visit. Body care keeps coming up. Has anyone tried lately? I'd appreciate the intel. Looking to try young Vietnamese if possible. Or white girl if available. Thanks frens.

[TravelGuy22]

Quick question into the crowd: I am contemplating the possibility of trying one of the local Latina providers. Having focused on Asian talent in the past, I was considering Bio Spa in LF, or similar. Any thoughts or recommendations? Are the rates and tipping expectations equal to what we are used to with Asian MPs?

Thanks for any additional input, and I will report my findings!

Conn.

I am new here, but I am a TER member. Bio Spa is one of my favorites and easily my go-to. Kate is the owner, very nice Japanese lady in her late 40's. She provides one heck of a service. If you're interested in Latinas. Ask for Sarah. She's about 7 looks, curvy (not fat) Latina MILF. I've seen her 3 x now. Total damage is usually $1, which includes sucking on her tits, DATY, and rubbing her V but no finger. They previously had a provider named Sophia. She was like a short chubby Latina, but did a lot. I actually got FS from her, including one time BBFS. That's a story for another day, since she left Bio about 2-3 months ago.

[Love Y]

As of a month ago, yes. Her supposed "days off" at that time were Mon & Tues. But in reality, do these girls really "take a day off?" I don't think so.

Does Angela work on Saturdays at Sky in Anaheim?

[James D 2004]

Total, I left out the part that I need visual stimulation to get a good erection. I'm also picky about letting what people touching me all over, or I'll have recurring nightmares. Like Lucy / Lucky of AAA! Still had it.

[Connaisseur]

Quick question into the crowd: I am contemplating the possibility of trying one of the local Latina providers. Having focused on Asian talent in the past, I was considering Bio Spa in LF, or similar. Any thoughts or recommendations? Are the rates and tipping expectations equal to what we are used to with Asian MPs?

Thanks for any additional input, and I will report my findings!

Conn.

[TotalGrip]

How does she look? Age? Fake pictures? I am wondering how can they survive on $30 an hr if they don't do HE or a good message. Either will be good for me.

To answer your first three questions: she looks like a +50 year old, unattractive, Asian version of Mary Elizabeth Ellis. DEFINITELY fake pictures. (Why post pics like that if there is no HE?

My advice for legit massage: F&C (now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time). Hear me out: their communal massage is $18 and you MUST tip at least $2. Every legit massage I received there was awesome. And for the price, I always tipped at least $12. (The private room with extras is not worth it in my opinion.).

My go-to has always been E-Z Relax Foot Massage, on Bolsa Ave. $25/ hr + $40/ HJ tip. Service was always enjoyable. I didn't go there because I was searching for a good-value massage with BBBJ finish. BOY WAS I WRONG! (Anyone has advice on that, please share.).