Massage Parlor Reports

[Agrego]

I'm new any of you had any luck at a masage envy?

You won't find any luck inside a Massage Envy, but this franchise pays a very low hourly rate and the girls basically survive on tips.

When you book, let them know what kind of massage you're into, hard, medium, soft and try a few MTs and if you like them ask if they make appointments outside of Massage Envy.

Could ask when they work and tell them their days off fit your schedule better and ask if they work from home or travel? I think most have their own personal table.

I found someone that I see at their home and works at Massage Envy 5 days a week.

[DertyPerv]

Hey guys I'm from Upnorth and will be in Tinley Park this week. I'm looking for info on any good places around the area. Thanks in advance.

[Member #6027]

I ended up checking this place out because I had an itch that needed to be scratched without the hassle of going to one of my usual places. Since there aren't a ton of good options right in the loop I went ahead with it.

Given the prior reports I was a little nervous going in, and not really expecting anything great. I opened the door to what seems like a little office and was met by two women exactly as described by the other two reports (that is to say 20+ years older than the girls in the ad). To my relief, I got the better looking of the two. I took the half hour, and would not recommend anything longer than that.

The massage was pretty bad. I know that's not what I was there for, but still it was pretty bad (and very oily). Also, as mentioned before the two ladies were talking the whole time. I half expected the other lady to come in and hang out in the room while I was getting my rub down. In the end I got a topless HE. She had great nipples that were very fun to play with.

The setup reminds me a bit of Nylah's place (office building, bad massage, etc). Of course, Nylah is a smoking hot 20 something who gets fully nude whereas this one (if you get the better of the two) is in her late 30's and not nude. That said, while I didn't explore the costs of the broader menu, I am certain that a full menu is available (at least for the lady I was with) - so in that regard its a step up from Nylah. YMMV, of course.

I don't know whether I'll be back. The convenience can't be beat, but the quality is not great. My hunt for a high quality spot in the loop continues.

I saw zero attraction in a review and I know I had to try it out. 3. 5 blocks is too close to not give these MTs a shot. Went there, door was answered by late 30's mt, a pouch, but overall ok. She said she was busy and to come back in an hour. I must have given a look because then she stuck out her tongue and gave an extended licking gesture. I decide I wanted her BJ.

1 hour I come back and she answers the door, shows me her tongue again. Then before I know it I'm with a different girl, the fat late thirty's one op discribed. Her name is sherry and get more attractive coworker is Lily. I go with it and get 30 minutes. Now they're are no doors inside and the ceiling doesn't go all the way up. Decent light rub. However, her and the other girl talk during the massage. Come to flip, do some roaming over get corpulent body. She rubs my crack until I'm hard. Then tried to sell me on hour massage, which was strange. She gives a surprisingly good old fashioned, very nice. Cleaned me up and rubbed feet until my time is up. Left scale tip. She then have another pitch for me to do 60 minute next time. Pros, I left happy at scale from a place so close to work. Cons, dumpy, no shower and not attractive.

Overall, I will repeat. A relaxing HE so close to work at scale, Beggers can't be choosers.

[Ron M]

Any, but therapeutic, massage is very erotic in its nature, therefore, to leave a massage table without a some sort of release is unhealthy!

Most legit massages have never offered or suggested to me extra play is available. I've had great therapeutic massages with extra play. But these are far and few between.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Anyone know what happened to Maarit or if she is still active. Yes, she is quirky but we always had a great time together.

http://www.oocities.org/tantrachicago/index.html

[Walker333]

I agree. I have my go to place for a legit no play massage. I save my ammo for my good time girls.

Any, but therapeutic, massage is very erotic in its nature, therefore, to leave a massage table without a some sort of release is unhealthy!

[Ron M]

I just want a kick ass massage and will save my ammo for later.

I agree. I have my go to place for a legit no play massage. I save my ammo for my good time girls.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I would love to hear a success story from Massage Envy but I doubt anything remotely sexual will ever happen inside the company stores. I been there many times for legit massage and most of the therapists do a terrific job. I dream about one therapist downtown in particular but her massage is so good that I won't risk offending her with any suggestions. If you want strong deep tissue just ask when booking your appointment and they'll line up a good therapist for you, but don't even think about getting HE there. Of course some AMP's are capable of good deep tissue and that's cool. I was a regular at BD for a while before my favorite girl moved away. But other times I just want a kick ass massage and will save my ammo for later.

Got a gift card for Massage Envy, enough for 2 massages. Went to 2 different locations and results were the same: very weak (soft) massage, covered at all times, pressure to buy membership package. Extras are not an option here. My favorite AMPs provide massages that are way better, even if extras are not considered.

[Pau Ford]

That Sofia isn't there anymore new girl there now by the same name. I wish I knew where the old one moved onto would love to keep seeing her.

She quit the business.

[Slow Lee7]

I tried them a year or so ago. Not a bad Swedish massage, but no extras. Plus they really try to sell you on buying a package or membership.

Got a gift card for Massage Envy, enough for 2 massages. Went to 2 different locations and results were the same: very weak (soft) massage, covered at all times, pressure to buy membership package. Extras are not an option here. My favorite AMPs provide massages that are way better, even if extras are not considered.

[BonerLander]

The girl that gave you the tongue tease didn't give you the massage?

Correct, she was with another guy.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I saw zero attraction in a review and I know I had to try it out. 3. 5 blocks is too close to not give these MTs a shot. Went there, door was answered by late 30's mt, a pouch, but overall ok. She said she was busy and to come back in an hour. I must have given a look because then she stuck out her tongue and gave an extended licking gesture. I decide I wanted her BJ.

1 hour I come back and she answers the door, shows me her tongue again. Then before I know it I'm with a different girl, the fat late thirty's one op discribed. Her name is sherry and get more attractive coworker is Lily. I go with it and get 30 minutes. Now they're are no doors inside and the ceiling doesn't go all the way up. Decent light rub. However, her and the other girl talk during the massage. Come to flip, do some roaming over get corpulent body. She rubs my crack until I'm hard. Then tried to sell me on hour massage, which was strange. She gives a surprisingly good old fashioned, very nice. Cleaned me up and rubbed feet until my time is up. Left scale tip. She then have another pitch for me to do 60 minute next time. Pros, I left happy at scale from a place so close to work. Cons, dumpy, no shower and not attractive.

Overall, I will repeat. A relaxing HE so close to work at scale, Beggers can't be choosers.

The girl that gave you the tongue tease didn't give you the massage?

[TJSterling]

I'm new any of you had any luck at a masage envy?

I tried them a year or so ago. Not a bad Swedish massage, but no extras. Plus they really try to sell you on buying a package or membership.

[SuckItTrebek]

Sofas got a killer body and friendly accommodating personality. I also recommend. I didn't do the nude body slide. For $$ you are into FS territory.

That Sofia isn't there anymore new girl there now by the same name. I wish I knew where the old one moved onto would love to keep seeing her.

[Do Me 2]

I went to Lavender in Buffalo Grove. I had a table shower & a massage.

The table shower was good but she covered the private parts.
The massage was excellent but there were no extras. I am looking for a place close (and this place in Buffalo Grove is) that provides a table shower plus a massage with HE so can make it my weekly treat.


If you like a good massage and no extras, this is a good place. The massage was very good.

https://www.lavenderspachicago.com

They will help you along if you want to service yourself, the table shower and massage were pretty erotic for me, lots of touching near all my privates, sometimes I don't want to leave with blue balls. Enjoy.