Massage Parlor Reports

[Willie23]

New for me. E of Robertson. Very busy area with foot & car traffic, so not for the shy. Deep place with full doors on rooms. FS clearly on the menu. My provider was Lulu - 35-ish, thick with bad implants & lingering pee smell on her shaved punani. Wants tip upfront that's more than I would've given at the end. Very so-so service as is often the case with Chinese providers. Was off to China the next day & won't be back for a month. If you want to roll the dice, she said 'other girls nice. ' One & done for me.

[Willie23]

FYI, Mulholland Drive is 21 miles long.

23 and about 99.9% residential.

[Ringer12]

Again on here looking for a provider with big tits. They can even be fat or not super pretty in the face, just looking to get my hands on some big ones. Not super into Asian women but will do, Latina preferred tho. Any recommendations?

[PlayerN818]

FYI, Mulholland Drive is 21 miles long.

The valley side will have the most places, the L. A. Side will likely have better / prettier talent.

[VisitUSA]

FYI, Mulholland Drive is 21 miles long.

Just visiting for the next few days. Looking for the best spots to visit near Mulholland drive. Race doesn't matter. I just need a place that gives a quality run along with the extras.

Thanks.

[OGswaggyP]

Just visiting for the next few days. Looking for the best spots to visit near Mulholland drive. Race doesn't matter. I just need a place that gives a quality run along with the extras.

Thanks.

[Member #5794]

Ok that didn't make any sense. What are you actually talking about?

That was a review of an AMP, with no FS but decent Asian HE, at the 1800 block of wwood. Enjoy the philly cheese steak.

[Seafor]

So I went to the massage place that is at an address that is a combination of Ulysses S. Grant's presidence and the year Richard Nixon resigned on a street that would be the bizarro world for dirty harry.

I called cause I know all the staff (I thought) and found out that mia (seen her in the hall before) and cindy (a new one) was there.

I walk in and cindy lets me in. Very cute gal, no way she is over 35 no way. I mean it. She let me in and then came to my room.

She is in black pants and a black t shirt and has a bit of reddish complexion. She has me lay down and I had the towel on me. She took it off to do my ass and did a good massage on my back with me face down. No teasing of my tater tots.

She goes out and gets a hot towel and rubs the cheap oil off me.

Turns me over and waste about 22 seconds going for my dick. She has this really cute smile as she works it. And in a classic tech moment, I was like the light is too bright, and she did not hablo, so she had me say too bright into google voice / translate / zuckerberg's wife has cleft lip / app and she then dimmed the fucken lights.

She did understand slow but this place kind of sucks the ass of a thousand lonzo balls (fuken overrated scrawny kid who cannot shoot) because for the life of me I cannot get these gals to drop a stitch of clothing.

Oh, it was a ronald reagan sum for the house fee, and I gaver her three score as a tip. She did not ask for the tip, and it was after the job, but she did give me the water in the worlds smallest paper cup.

Ok that didn't make any sense. What are you actually talking about?

[Marlowe]

Weird, there are tons around gage and fig. Like a dozen at least.

This smells like a possible sting. There has been heavy UCLE activity in the area, and for some reason LE uses white decoys, even in an area that is almost exclusively a Black and Hispanic track. They did this same thing back in the days when SB was active.

[AlhambraBoy5]

Only been to suck and fuck with Jenny. I seriously doubt anyone better or younger than her works at Moonstone.

I can't believe that place is still open. I went there twice and got nothing but a massage. I guess Jenny keep's it open.

[Opi7001]

Hey Opi,

I posted about this place on a visit a few weeks ago. If you had RTFF it would have saved you some $"s and aggravation. I only took the TS for $20 to test the waters since this place had a run in with LE a while back and they seem to have cleaned up their act afterwards.

The gal that gave me the TS even covered Jr when she had me flip. LOL.

Mondo.

Thanks. I tried RTFF but "Pasadena Day Spa" proved to be difficult to narrow down with the search. Not sure if I searched X-streets. That's probably what I should have done but even then I dunno.

[Member #5794]

So I went to the massage place that is at an address that is a combination of Ulysses S. Grant's presidence and the year Richard Nixon resigned on a street that would be the bizarro world for dirty harry.

I called cause I know all the staff (I thought) and found out that mia (seen her in the hall before) and cindy (a new one) was there.

I walk in and cindy lets me in. Very cute gal, no way she is over 35 no way. I mean it. She let me in and then came to my room.

She is in black pants and a black t shirt and has a bit of reddish complexion. She has me lay down and I had the towel on me. She took it off to do my ass and did a good massage on my back with me face down. No teasing of my tater tots.

She goes out and gets a hot towel and rubs the cheap oil off me.

Turns me over and waste about 22 seconds going for my dick. She has this really cute smile as she works it. And in a classic tech moment, I was like the light is too bright, and she did not hablo, so she had me say too bright into google voice / translate / zuckerberg's wife has cleft lip / app and she then dimmed the fucken lights.

She did understand slow but this place kind of sucks the ass of a thousand lonzo balls (fuken overrated scrawny kid who cannot shoot) because for the life of me I cannot get these gals to drop a stitch of clothing.

Oh, it was a ronald reagan sum for the house fee, and I gaver her three score as a tip. She did not ask for the tip, and it was after the job, but she did give me the water in the worlds smallest paper cup.

[Member #5794]

I guess I'm always there at a wrong time. I live super close to there but only see BSW or LSW. Or does anyone have a WSW info they can share with me through PM? Outcalls are great.

Weird, there are tons around gage and fig. Like a dozen at least.

[Member #5794]

I'm here to make the point of creative writing vs pointless, oblique reviews. Yes, this site is to to share info on providers. Why not have some fun with it if one can? Now, I have seen plenty of posts that are "Met a girl and had fun. Won't say more. PM for details. " That pisses me off. This is a forum. The whole point is to share. Anyway. I agree that trying to hide info from LE is pointless, just as the "I had a dream about (INSERT NAME HERE)" posts.

I usually disagree with Zauriel. He fancies ladies age 55 and above who he can fuck in the ass while they apply for social security benefits. I like girls who were born with iPhone in their cribs.

But he is right. It is fine to cover up an address a little. Like give the name and the rough area, but the idea of only giving out information via pm when the average monger here has no ability to respond in under a year or to use abstruse forms of casuistry (like if you want to say manning street you say it is a quarter back, and if you want to say Olympic you say that trans Jenner's favorite street) is horsehit of the stepped on by an elephant variety.

And yes, the asswipe who posted about the fabric softener desires to die by being suffocated in john madden's armpit.

[Mondo72]

Thought I would try since they had table shower and "4-hands" massage.

The massage was great but they wouldn't do anything beyond that other than let me finish myself while they massaged everywhere else on my front. Then they were very pushy about a bigger tip. Not returning.

Hey Opi,

I posted about this place on a visit a few weeks ago. If you had RTFF it would have saved you some $"s and aggravation. I only took the TS for $20 to test the waters since this place had a run in with LE a while back and they seem to have cleaned up their act afterwards.

The gal that gave me the TS even covered Jr when she had me flip. LOL.

Mondo.