Massage Parlor Reports

[SkillyDog]

I typically go up and down Van Dyke to Sonia Spa or Van Dyke Spa. More on that comparison at the end of this rant.

But based on some of the reviews here recently, I decided to head out West to Waterford and visit Brownstone.

Glad I did.

I walked in the door and was immediately welcomed by mama san, who spoke great English but initially concerned me due to her appearance and my fear that she would be my masseuse for the day. She looked like Madame Gao from the Marvel comic series on Netflix. About 80+ years old, but super welcoming. She asked me the typical 'have you been here before' question, to which I honestly replied "No, but have heard great things about the place, and have been to many other similar parlors". I then immediately asked 'Who is available today? To indicate my concern for whether she would be my masseuse. She replied that someone beautiful is available, you will see.

I decided to go for a half hour. $60 upfront, got undressed, and waited on the table.

When the door opened, I knew I wasn't in Kansas, er, on Van Dyke any more. No white pants and matching t-shirt. This gal had a tight fitting black dress on that barely came above the bottom of her cooch.

This was last Thursday, and this was Lisa that walked in the door. Nice.

Now here is the deal. She also asked me if I had been here before, and I think she was pretty skeptical of me. I easily look LEO like. She started with some half-energy massaging, and let me know that she was just about to take a nap before I arrived. At almost 11 am! (you guys got to get out here and deliver some business. !

Anyway, after about 5 min of her small talking and meandering around my back and legs, I decided to take a little control and steal the idea from Hotcarl76 and offer to massage her. She was all for it, hopped on the table, and I immediately lifted her dress above the waist exposing her stringy bottoms, and massaged her rear, legs, and back for a few minutes before trying to get the rest of the dress off. Still a little skeptical of me, even though at this point I am dangling my jibbly bits inches from her face.

So I said, hey, lets both hop on the table and get that dress off. At this point she is loosening up a bit and says "What would you like? Bam, pay dirt. I think many services to be had here. But, for first time's sake, I say 'What are your rates? She says, "Will you give me a $60 dollar tip"? I say sure, I can do that. And off comes the dress, out comes a nice rack, and a lot of rubbing and moving around ensues until a nice HJ finish.

She is pretty hot, long hair, early 40's. Soft skin, some might say a little thick, but damn, a 10+ in the world of Van Dyke spas.

So for comparison's sake. Lisa was hot, got naked, and gave a great HJ. All in $120. But not a lot of initial teasing and not a great massage to speak of. In comparison to Sonia's, where you get white pants and a uniform top that does NOT come off, an older gal, but one that works it well with a great massage and amazing tease before the flip, all in $100. Both great options depending on what you are looking for.

I will definitely get back to seeing Lisa at Brownstone soon to see what happens north of the $60 tip / donation!

[JakeMioff]

I contacted them and was told In a motel.

I was about to go there yesterday but bailed when I saw the room was inside corner of 2nd floor so any chance of escape would be gone if uncle LEO showed up. Sounds like I missed out on a banging hot Asian girl. I have to say whoever does the texting is very polite.

[SocialAveng313]

So touching was allowed on your end. What was the damage.

As I reported quite some time ago when I saw her that one time, I was petting her up and down and sideways even though I was wearing a towel. According to other people they weren't allowed to do that so it would be incorrect to say that she's ok with it. I don't know what made me so lucky but I still get excited just thinking about it. As far as spilling my seed, not even a million dollars would make her do that. I would love to see her again but it's kind of creepy with someone else in the house.

The Bible reference goes to when I begged her to lay her hands on me and cast out the demons she started quoting the Old Testament.

100 went into the offertory basket.

[StoneMaker]

Great massage. Sweet Girl. Would love to talk about the Bible with you. That is all. Somehow I was able to get my hands full, unfortunately, her's remained empty.

So touching was allowed on your end. What was the damage.

[StoneMaker]

Yes it is in Madison Hts. Close to the movie theater.

Stay safe.

I contacted them and was told In a motel.

[MidMichGeezer]

Great massage. Sweet Girl. Would love to talk about the Bible with you. That is all. Somehow I was able to get my hands full, unfortunately, her's remained empty.

I know in the Bible somewhere it says to "Love Thy Neighbor", I would probably start with her.

[AllDayLong5732]

Where is this? It sounds like the place at 14 and 75 in Madison Hts.

Yes it is in Madison Hts. Close to the movie theater.

Stay safe.

[SocialAveng313]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/t...288546236.html

Setting up an appointment to meet with her. Anything new about her that anyone can help me out with?

Great massage. Sweet Girl. Would love to talk about the Bible with you. That is all. Somehow I was able to get my hands full, unfortunately, her's remained empty.

[StalkOfLife]

Where is this? It sounds like the place at 14 and 75 in Madison Hts.

If it was in a high rise aprment building I love that place.

[LohnDog]

OK so it's not exactly the girl in the picture but pretty close 22-year-old Asian with the perfect set of DD's I've seen in a long time. Everything was on the menu with exception for Greek and she took direction very well the only con that I noticed was the extremely high turnover passed a guy going in and when I was leaving. 140 for half.

Also don't go in expecting a massage.

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...-nuru/38447708

Stay safe.

If it was in a high rise aprment building I love that place.

[BuckleMyShoe]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/t...288546236.html

Setting up an appointment to meet with her. Anything new about her that anyone can help me out with?

I remember seeing that she is not recommended.

[BiggDogg78]

Can you provide a link please.

I have tried posting links in the past, on this site and they don't seem to work. Not sure if its my phone or I'm not doing it properly, but it never posts. Its oriental massage. 6060 Dixie hwy, Clarkston. Its in an office building. There are other businesses in that strip.

[AllDayLong5732]

OK so it's not exactly the girl in the picture but pretty close 22-year-old Asian with the perfect set of DD's I've seen in a long time. Everything was on the menu with exception for Greek and she took direction very well the only con that I noticed was the extremely high turnover passed a guy going in and when I was leaving. 140 for half.

Also don't go in expecting a massage.

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...-nuru/38447708

Stay safe.

[HornyGoat69]

I was in Southfield on work. Visited Mali Thai Massage & Spa. Seems like a very legit massage only place. Will be back, was wondering if there are other Thai places for a HE + more. Also is Mali clean or should I try to get some benefits the next time around.

Let me know. Thanks.

[Otto22]

She's been reported on here before. She'll go way lower on the rate. She's blind but will find your package for the finish without a problem.

As they say about blind ******, you have to hand it to her!