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**Mosin Nagant** · 08-29-17 13:27

Originally Posted by RobRoy5 [View Original Post]

Have to chuckle about the age - 40. She was well into her forties the first time I saw her in IHB almost ten years ago. To her credit, she had a very firm body, was open minded and an all around fun time. The pics are from about that time though. Don't want to knock anything as I haven't seen her recently, so maybe she stayed in good shape. As far as I knew back then, there was no serious bad habit. Would welcome a current review.

RobRoy and I have exchange info in the past, we have some similar likes.

I reported on Heather in the last year, when she came back. She used to be one of my ATF's, often could go three rounds in an hour she was so sexy. She still looks great FOR HER AGE, which I am guessing is in her fifties. But her body has softened a bit, it is not what it was. Very nice woman with fascinating life story and very safe. I don't think there is a hint of candy use (unless you count Margarita's with her friends).

**RobRoy5** · 08-29-17 12:05

Originally Posted by Glen60 [View Original Post]

For those who love MILF, cougars.

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Have to chuckle about the age - 40. She was well into her forties the first time I saw her in IHB almost ten years ago. To her credit, she had a very firm body, was open minded and an all around fun time. The pics are from about that time though. Don't want to knock anything as I haven't seen her recently, so maybe she stayed in good shape. As far as I knew back then, there was no serious bad habit. Would welcome a current review.

**Glen60** · 08-28-17 22:49

For those who love MILF, cougars.

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**DruidMage** · 08-28-17 19:01

Originally Posted by Bonghit420 [View Original Post]

Just want to mention that Cara is sweet and beautiful hope she recovers from knee issue and wish nothing but the best but I had to be honest with my review.

Originally Posted by Bonghit420 [View Original Post]

One thing I forgot to mention is she did offer to make it up to me the next day which I never inquired about since dream was a long drive for me.

I hope you're right about her. I have seen her 3 times, but lately she's been more of a scatter brain. Maybe she really is moving? Something similar happened to a well known provider in Orlando called JennCici who I had the pleasure of seeing once. I follow the Orlando board as well, so in a nutshell she was the hottest, sweetest, nicest harlot and an ATF for many (in a different league compared to Cara and most providers in Brevard), but she was moving so her performance and customer service skills were on the wane (but she was still better than any provider I've experienced in Brevard, many senior mongers who have seen her will agree).

This is something I've always wondered about the phrase "make it up" - As in take 5 bucks off, allow trip to the islands, user more mouthwash before LFK, wash the kitty with vagisil, or just bend her knees a little more, etc. Amazon sends you a replacement product, restaurants may comp your meal, but I'm not sure what the harlot warranty, customer service, and return policy is?

Maybe super monger Eric can comment?

-DM.

**DruidMage** · 08-28-17 15:51

Originally Posted by FlyingScotsman [View Original Post]

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Ok well she was never on my 2 do list but what the phuck is in her underwear?. I mean like how would this look even slightly appealing. LOL LOL OMG.

This rocket scientist posts a pic of her kid too, so nothing about her surprises me anymore.

Heaven S. On FB. I wonder what candy she has a sweet tooth for.

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**JizzyGoo** · 08-28-17 14:15

Originally Posted by FlyingScotsman [View Original Post]

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Ok well she was never on my 2 do list but what the phuck is in her underwear?. I mean like how would this look even slightly appealing. LOL LOL OMG.

Dunno bro, I think its Kinda sexy with that BIG OL puffy chimp struggling to escape from them panties. LOL! BTW, she's up for Greek and stuff. The menu is WIDE open.

**DruidMage** · 08-28-17 11:25

Originally Posted by Outlier99 [View Original Post]

And the " I Have No Freaking Idea how to Market Myself on Backpage but I Need the Damn Money Award" goes to.

Yes Gents, this one has to be seen to be believed. This bat brained provider made not 1 but 3 attempts yesterday to differentiate herself from all the other classy young providers out there.

Here's the first-.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Women...blues/24650878

Feeling a little down? Need a pic me up? It's that time of the month for me but it's fine for me and better for you. Be Respectful please.

Why Yes! A chic on her period always does wonders to improve my mood. How about you guys?? But only respectful of course!

Later in the day, just to clarify exactly what she is offering for those of us left scratching our heads after reading the first post, there's this follow up..

This is the harlot that used to advertise as cakes before. She sent me pics, but her responses made me hold off. Decent body and tits. Aunt Flo was visiting, so maybe I can understand now (what a dumbass harlot, she does gets the Razzie for harlots. All this time, I thought she was a hockey fan and from the state of Michigan, my bad).

Particia H. Or Patti K. On social media.

BTW, her middle name is Sunshine. I do not kid!

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**FlyingScotsman** · 08-28-17 10:23

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Ok well she was never on my 2 do list but what the phuck is in her underwear?. I mean like how would this look even slightly appealing. LOL LOL OMG.

**Outlier99** · 08-28-17 02:51

And the " I Have No Freaking Idea how to Market Myself on Backpage but I Need the Damn Money Award" goes to.

Yes Gents, this one has to be seen to be believed. This bat brained provider made not 1 but 3 attempts yesterday to differentiate herself from all the other classy young providers out there.

Here's the first-.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Women...blues/24650878

Feeling a little down? Need a pic me up? It's that time of the month for me but it's fine for me and better for you. Be Respectful please.

Why Yes! A chic on her period always does wonders to improve my mood. How about you guys?? But only respectful of course!

Later in the day, just to clarify exactly what she is offering for those of us left scratching our heads after reading the first post, there's this follow up.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Women...ee-me/24654543

I'm a super cute 5'2" brunette 120 lbs and I want to have some fun with you! I am on the rag a plus for many! Beachside tonight! Respectful men only!

Remember gents, bloody encounters despite what would be considered an unexpected hygienic nightmare for most of us can be a plus for many!! Much respect.

And finally, for those of us that still can't believe what we were reading, and were looking for some visuals. We have this gem aptly titled- Red Wings.

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Come fly away with me and feel the flow! Respectful gentleman who want to have fun and relax hmu.

So there you have it. Feel the relaxing flow of a warm bath of red blood cells and mucosal tissue gentlemen. Calgon, take me away.

And just in case you were wondering if all this was going to be messy, our lovely post-ovulating lady in red shares a pic where there is a clearly visible baby potty seat, in case there is any spillage!

So if any of you gents were actually curious enough to give our lovely Harlow a shot, please do share. And please be respectful with any action pics.

Outlier.

**BoredFL** · 08-27-17 20:24

Are you speaking based on a specific experience or just general rule of be safe? PM if prefer. Same to you Ericson73. Any specifics?

Originally Posted by Powerstrokin99 [View Original Post]

Be very careful when doing a incall with her "roommates" trailer. It is a nice part of town however he maybe "ok" with her doing outcalls but not very friendly if caught inside his home with her.

**Bonghit420** · 08-27-17 20:05

One thing I forgot to mention is she did offer to make it up to me the next day which I never inquired about since dream was a long drive for me.

**Bonghit420** · 08-27-17 19:01

Just want to mention that Cara is sweet and beautiful hope she recovers from knee issue and wish nothing but the best but I had to be honest with my review.

**DruidMage** · 08-27-17 13:22

Originally Posted by Bonghit420 [View Original Post]

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Had a dream about Cara and it was not good. She was having knee problems and could not do much so dream was short and not fun.

Last time (2 weeks ago) I saw her, it was very mechanical too. Kid / family / money issues perhaps. She says she is moving out of town. Most of these harlots say they are moving and just stick around. A few more bad performances and maybe she should retire.

**Bonghit420** · 08-27-17 03:21

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Had a dream about Cara and it was not good. She was having knee problems and could not do much so dream was short and not fun.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 08-27-17 00:38

Originally Posted by DruidMage [View Original Post]

The bed that Sunny and Dakota use and many of the members in this forum have left their DNA on. Both of these fine harlots do not like pics of them taken during the deed, so I guess a pic of the bed is the next best thing?

I've been there several times. Pardon the Christmas Tree cartoon. It's the closest thing I had.