Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[RogerOver]

Hey I am not just "one of the mongers". I am me, one of a kind! And if you ever met me, you would never say that I am just one of the mongers again. *drops microphone*.

You're special! LOL.

[INTravelingMan]

Hey I am not just "one of the mongers". I am me, one of a kind! And if you ever met me, you would never say that I am just one of the mongers again. *drops microphone*.

BTW CrissyLynn, how YOU doing'?

Just like one of the mongers...

[Deb4512]

I've got even better ones. How about this one?

Him: "Hello dear how are you doing? We meet before want a free massage again?

Me: "Hi. Yes, if you don't mind paying my rates. ".

Him: "You don't have to pay me your rate. For free yes bb. Send me address if you are still interested in bb."

Me: "I charge you 200 an hour and 125 for half an hour. I don't see anyone for free. Bye".

Him: "I'll do it for you you don't have to do for me."

Me: "Bye." I have no idea who this guy is and I'm thinking that English isn't his first language.

Another recent one that cracked me up:

Him: "I feel weird with terms. Don't know if you actually just want to hang out and have fun.

Me: Both. Both are an option. What were you thinking?

Him: "Just going out as consenting adults and whatever happens happens. Or just business? Do you enjoy oral?

Me: "Yes. Just let me know when. Xo".

Him: So no fees. Just two people hanging out and enjoying each other, going out or hanging out. Would love to spend some time with ya and see what happens. ".

Me: "I'm an escort and I do charge fees. Sorry about that. I heard OK Cupid is a good dating site though."

Him nah. I won't do dating sites. Will just see what happens I guess. Fee it is.

Me: "Ok. When do you want to come over? Just an FYI, so you know, because I don't want to disappoint you, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just so you know. Does that work for you?

Him: Been a long week. I'm exhausted would love to just lay back and you be in complete control. Would love for you to straddle my face and rid my tongue and lips. Than, you suck off your juices from my mouth and make you way down to my cock. I can finish in your mouth or inside of you. Need it all. And yes. Just business if fine."

Me: Ok. Let me know when. Ttyl xoxo.

No, none of these guys are members of the board, because no experienced monger would text me any of this stuff. Everyone here knows better! LOL.

[INTravelingMan]

But to be mocked and ridiculed. Please send me his info and I will make sure he gets blasted on the internet. Jk I am not going to do that because I do not want to waste my time on nonsense like him. But he should be shamed in public. That's just embarrassing to men in general! Grow up and be a real man will ya buddy?

Do you think he is a good candidate for a client? Yes? No? And why? Xoxo.

[Member #5501]

Just like one of the mongers, I'm confused on what your needing help with? Your safty and theirs is what is most important! Typically when a new friend contacts me, I ask how they found me, if USA. Are they a member? If so ask them to shoot a quick pm to verify himself they usually don't mind (the ones that are seasoned) if not a USA member, ask if they have a reliable reference they could provide. They usually don't mind rhis either. The ones that are good completely understand & I've come to find most like the fact I ask because it shows, I like to be safe. You will come across jerks, timewasters, assholes etc BUT with it being USA its very FEW & FAR between. Some men might approch the situation very sexual, some might be direct, to the point, then you have some that talk your head off but its usually just because they are trying to be safe too! I hope this has helped you a little. Be safe && HAVE FUN! You can make some of the best friends you have ever had. I great friendships with my guys xoxo.

Chrisslynn really like your style thanks.

[CrissyLynn2015]

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.

Just like one of the mongers, I'm confused on what your needing help with? Your safty and theirs is what is most important! Typically when a new friend contacts me, I ask how they found me, if USA. Are they a member? If so ask them to shoot a quick pm to verify himself they usually don't mind (the ones that are seasoned) if not a USA member, ask if they have a reliable reference they could provide. They usually don't mind rhis either. The ones that are good completely understand & I've come to find most like the fact I ask because it shows, I like to be safe. You will come across jerks, timewasters, assholes etc BUT with it being USA its very FEW & FAR between. Some men might approch the situation very sexual, some might be direct, to the point, then you have some that talk your head off but its usually just because they are trying to be safe too! I hope this has helped you a little. Be safe && HAVE FUN! You can make some of the best friends you have ever had. I great friendships with my guys xoxo.

[Deb4512]

Do you think he is a good candidate for a client? Yes? No? And why? Xoxo.

[INTravelingMan]

Are you asking for advice on whether we think it might be a set-up? Or do we think that is something so hot that you should drop everything and have him come over? Or what is it exactly you are hoping to get from us? How much you should ask for? Or do you want us to know where you should post his picture for the world to see? What what what?

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.

[Deb4512]

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.

[UOnlyLiveOnce]

WTF is going on? I usually check USASG first thing when I get to the office. It's a nice way to start the day and plan out whether I'm going to skip out for some play or focus on work.

Today I fire up the old computer and not one new post since last night for the Queen City.

Hangover from the eclipse? Server maintenance? Or did no one get any play last night?

This has thrown off my whole day and it's not even 8:30 yet.

Guess I better get out there and create some news.

Because I've been on hiatus from the hobby for a month. Partly because the monger budget is empty. Partly because my last dream was with a provider I'd seen several times and she did not appear to be doing well. I took that as a sign I needed to take a break, on top of needing to save some money, so I ditched the burner phone.

In the meantime, I'm working on getting into the panties of a civilian chick I know. I think I have a decent chance of hooking up with her. I don't like having blue balls, but the chasing part is fun in its own way. I also like checking in here to read about the adventures of my kindred spirits. Even though I don't know any of the mongers here, you all are the only ones who understand why I risk so much in order to get a piece.

I'm sure I'll be back at some point. The older I get, the more I appreciate and crave tight young bodies. Stay safe out there.

[CrissyLynn2015]

WTF is going on? I usually check USASG first thing when I get to the office. It's a nice way to start the day and plan out whether I'm going to skip out for some play or focus on work.

Today I fire up the old computer and not one new post since last night for the Queen City.

Hangover from the eclipse? Server maintenance? Or did no one get any play last night?

This has thrown off my whole day and it's not even 8:30 yet.

Guess I better get out there and create some news.

A lot of the older girls that I was always used to seeing a slowly disappearing. Idk why?

[Vinnie Kramer]

WTF is going on? I usually check USASG first thing when I get to the office. It's a nice way to start the day and plan out whether I'm going to skip out for some play or focus on work.

Today I fire up the old computer and not one new post since last night for the Queen City.

Hangover from the eclipse? Server maintenance? Or did no one get any play last night?

This has thrown off my whole day and it's not even 8:30 yet.

Guess I better get out there and create some news.

[CincyHobbist]

If you have an ad up somewhere and want to make $$! Then you need to limit the number of ads and respond to your phone messages promptly! NOT 2 Fing days later!

If I send you a message on a Saturday morning around 10! Do not reply to me at 8 am on a Monday and expect me to say yeah, I still want an appointment!

[OldGoober]

A new girl I had seen for a car date caught me with green fishy smelling cum after spitting from a car date for oral accused me of having a std due to my green colored cum with fishy smelling odor. I got belligerent and the best excuse I was able to come up with was that because I am an Indian Pakistani (Paki) I eat alot of green colored curry my cum was colored that way as well. Unfortunately that does not account for the fishy odor of the cum and she did not buy it. She was very upset and accused me of having a std. She also noted the nasty rancid taste of it and I said I did not know my cum tasted that way. I have had green cum for awhile and love the color of it but do not know how to hide it from the girls.

There was an old ***** named Dot, living on pig shit and snot. When she couldn't get these, she'd eat the green cheese, she scraped from inside of her twat.

[NotYourAverage]

Maybe one to many bareback in a girl?

I think most of us who are familiar with Amon and the stories of his quests know that this is most likely the correct diagnosis.