Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[Kenwood Jack]

Dear Cincinnati brethren.

I have lived in Columbus, Ohio for less than a year and a half. USASG is terrible here. NO FAULT OF USASG. Providers here advertise on TER, INDYS, and backpage. If the brotherhood worked together here on USASG, quality of service would be better, prices would be cheaper, and there would be less risk of harm from thugs or LE.

I tried to get the brothers of Columbus to help a new guy out. Very few offered any help at all. I wrote a half dozen reviews on new girls and got almost no response asking me for more information or details (except from some who were non-contributors). So I have not taken my valuable time to try to help my brothers out if nobody respected my reviews. But, if you are going to Columbus, I would like to offer some very abridged reviews of some of the providers that I have seen. Please remember, these reviews are from just an old fat man (70 years old) who can't participate in full service and doesn't participate in DATY. That is not to say that my tastes are vanilla in any way.

Any questions? . PM Kenwood Jack. I will only respond to those who I know or should know.

I'll publish a review most days for the next two weeks.

I am moving October 1st to the Kalamazoo-Battle Creek area. The brothers there have already been more helpful than Columbus comrades have been in almost a year and a half.

Safe mongering for all!

Jack.

[CrissyLynn2015]

You're special! LOL.

Hope you been doing well hunnie. No not your typical monger ill admit!! LOL.

[CrissyLynn2015]

I did not post it. Hmmmm.

Its funny you say that because I have seen a couple responses fro. My profile that I just couldn't remember sending. This is strange I'm glad you said something. I thought I was losing it for a moment.

[CincyHobbist]

On my way home tonight at the Extended Stay on Colerain I saw a security vehicle parked at the entrance. There were barriers set up so that only one car can pass thru. And there was a sign that said Restricted Guests Only. It is only in the evening not during the day. Are there any other notels doing the same thing?

Stay Safe. MN.

That security car with the green flashing light has been there at night the last few years! Might have something to do with the folks staying there. IIRC there has been some drug issues there!

[Member #5501]

Chrisslynn really like your style thanks.

I did not post it. Hmmmm.

[MrNails]

On my way home tonight at the Extended Stay on Colerain I saw a security vehicle parked at the entrance. There were barriers set up so that only one car can pass thru. And there was a sign that said Restricted Guests Only. It is only in the evening not during the day. Are there any other notels doing the same thing?

Stay Safe. MN.

[RogerOver]

Hey I am not just "one of the mongers". I am me, one of a kind! And if you ever met me, you would never say that I am just one of the mongers again. *drops microphone*.

You're special! LOL.

[INTravelingMan]

Hey I am not just "one of the mongers". I am me, one of a kind! And if you ever met me, you would never say that I am just one of the mongers again. *drops microphone*.

BTW CrissyLynn, how YOU doing'?

Just like one of the mongers...

[Deb4512]

I've got even better ones. How about this one?

Him: "Hello dear how are you doing? We meet before want a free massage again?

Me: "Hi. Yes, if you don't mind paying my rates. ".

Him: "You don't have to pay me your rate. For free yes bb. Send me address if you are still interested in bb."

Me: "I charge you 200 an hour and 125 for half an hour. I don't see anyone for free. Bye".

Him: "I'll do it for you you don't have to do for me."

Me: "Bye." I have no idea who this guy is and I'm thinking that English isn't his first language.

Another recent one that cracked me up:

Him: "I feel weird with terms. Don't know if you actually just want to hang out and have fun.

Me: Both. Both are an option. What were you thinking?

Him: "Just going out as consenting adults and whatever happens happens. Or just business? Do you enjoy oral?

Me: "Yes. Just let me know when. Xo".

Him: So no fees. Just two people hanging out and enjoying each other, going out or hanging out. Would love to spend some time with ya and see what happens. ".

Me: "I'm an escort and I do charge fees. Sorry about that. I heard OK Cupid is a good dating site though."

Him nah. I won't do dating sites. Will just see what happens I guess. Fee it is.

Me: "Ok. When do you want to come over? Just an FYI, so you know, because I don't want to disappoint you, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just so you know. Does that work for you?

Him: Been a long week. I'm exhausted would love to just lay back and you be in complete control. Would love for you to straddle my face and rid my tongue and lips. Than, you suck off your juices from my mouth and make you way down to my cock. I can finish in your mouth or inside of you. Need it all. And yes. Just business if fine."

Me: Ok. Let me know when. Ttyl xoxo.

No, none of these guys are members of the board, because no experienced monger would text me any of this stuff. Everyone here knows better! LOL.

[INTravelingMan]

But to be mocked and ridiculed. Please send me his info and I will make sure he gets blasted on the internet. Jk I am not going to do that because I do not want to waste my time on nonsense like him. But he should be shamed in public. That's just embarrassing to men in general! Grow up and be a real man will ya buddy?

Do you think he is a good candidate for a client? Yes? No? And why? Xoxo.

[Member #5501]

Just like one of the mongers, I'm confused on what your needing help with? Your safty and theirs is what is most important! Typically when a new friend contacts me, I ask how they found me, if USA. Are they a member? If so ask them to shoot a quick pm to verify himself they usually don't mind (the ones that are seasoned) if not a USA member, ask if they have a reliable reference they could provide. They usually don't mind rhis either. The ones that are good completely understand & I've come to find most like the fact I ask because it shows, I like to be safe. You will come across jerks, timewasters, assholes etc BUT with it being USA its very FEW & FAR between. Some men might approch the situation very sexual, some might be direct, to the point, then you have some that talk your head off but its usually just because they are trying to be safe too! I hope this has helped you a little. Be safe && HAVE FUN! You can make some of the best friends you have ever had. I great friendships with my guys xoxo.

Chrisslynn really like your style thanks.

[CrissyLynn2015]

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.

Just like one of the mongers, I'm confused on what your needing help with? Your safty and theirs is what is most important! Typically when a new friend contacts me, I ask how they found me, if USA. Are they a member? If so ask them to shoot a quick pm to verify himself they usually don't mind (the ones that are seasoned) if not a USA member, ask if they have a reliable reference they could provide. They usually don't mind rhis either. The ones that are good completely understand & I've come to find most like the fact I ask because it shows, I like to be safe. You will come across jerks, timewasters, assholes etc BUT with it being USA its very FEW & FAR between. Some men might approch the situation very sexual, some might be direct, to the point, then you have some that talk your head off but its usually just because they are trying to be safe too! I hope this has helped you a little. Be safe && HAVE FUN! You can make some of the best friends you have ever had. I great friendships with my guys xoxo.

[Deb4512]

Do you think he is a good candidate for a client? Yes? No? And why? Xoxo.

[INTravelingMan]

Are you asking for advice on whether we think it might be a set-up? Or do we think that is something so hot that you should drop everything and have him come over? Or what is it exactly you are hoping to get from us? How much you should ask for? Or do you want us to know where you should post his picture for the world to see? What what what?

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.

[Deb4512]

You can post here or pm me.

So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.

"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!

Xoxo Debbie.