Massage Parlor Reports

**JRidge9** · 08-24-17 14:46

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

Went to Spring Spa in O'Fallon, IL a couple days ago. Last time I got a DIY finished with some brushing of the balls. This time I saw a different girl, she was skinny and in her 40's. Their ad says they have a table shower now, but I saw nothing at the front counter saying so and they didn't offer plus I'm always to nervous to ask questions when I go to these place. Massage was really bad, she would just rub the same spot over and over for 3-4 minutes straight even after the oil wore off and it started to get really uncomfortable, then she would move to a different spot and do the same thing. 40 minutes in I flip, and she barely puts the corner of the sheet over my dick. She keeps knocking it off then putting it back on, all while I'm hard the whole time. Never touches it or my balls. Never offers for me to DIY, nothing. Oh well, part of the excitement for me is not knowing if I will get extras or not. After she left for me to get dressed, I rubbed one out real quick. I will probably wait a few months before going back.

Very random and possibly weird question. When laying on your stomach at a place that you aren't sure of, do you tuck your dick straight back O\ \O so they can clearly see it if you get erect? Or do you tuck it along your leg OO\ \ so that they will possibly touch it if they rub your inner thigh. I'm fairly inexperienced at these places, so idk what I should do or if this even matters.

Spring has definitely been disappointing. The two new "girls" they have had were even worse.

**JRidge9** · 08-24-17 14:43

Any idea what this is about?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...touch/31097398

There are four posts like this for Belleville, Swansea, and Fairview Heights. Is this a new spa somewhere?

**MeatHammer** · 08-24-17 10:53

Originally Posted by Ritewing [View Original Post]

Just noticed an ad in the Kansas City BP massage section around 5:00 yesterday. Lake is looking for girls over there. "No experience necessary". I know she had a lady there a few years ago, but it didn't work out. Don't know how all of this fits in to the current saga here, but it's very interesting.

Anybody that has dealt with Lake for any length of time probably has a story. While she always sounds sweet and polite on the phone, she's very intolerant of the slightest hiccup with any of us. This, in spite of her double booking occasionally. Yes, she offers a $25 discount, but that doesn't completely make up for one of us taking a couple of hours out of our day to make a trip for nothing. The next time I saw the same lady, I still gave her the full amount because I knew it was not her fault, but Lakes. Then I reminded her that Lake should get 25 less of her cut for that session, just in case Lake "forgot". Amounted to a larger tip for the girl, but they appreciated it.

Good stuff. Lake has banned me twice for canceling. I just changed my name and number. After a year or 2 I texted her from my old burner phone that was banned. Not the burner text app I use. She acted like I was never banned. I made an appointment and off I went.

**Ritewing** · 08-24-17 10:35

Originally Posted by Jerp402 [View Original Post]

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.

Just noticed an ad in the Kansas City BP massage section around 5:00 yesterday. Lake is looking for girls over there. "No experience necessary". I know she had a lady there a few years ago, but it didn't work out. Don't know how all of this fits in to the current saga here, but it's very interesting.

Anybody that has dealt with Lake for any length of time probably has a story. While she always sounds sweet and polite on the phone, she's very intolerant of the slightest hiccup with any of us. This, in spite of her double booking occasionally. Yes, she offers a $25 discount, but that doesn't completely make up for one of us taking a couple of hours out of our day to make a trip for nothing. The next time I saw the same lady, I still gave her the full amount because I knew it was not her fault, but Lakes. Then I reminded her that Lake should get 25 less of her cut for that session, just in case Lake "forgot". Amounted to a larger tip for the girl, but they appreciated it.

**Daviss** · 08-24-17 06:52

Originally Posted by Jerp402 [View Original Post]

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.

Not me--I stooped pretty low in my begging email to get back in. Couldn't believe I could eat so much sh*t (and for nothing). I had made a sarcastic text "kidding" her about how many vacations they took and she replied with a three paragraph slam and ban. I couldn't believe it--psycho. Then learned this was her normal routine--control freak--had to feel like she always held the keys. So, she earned it.

**Jerp402** · 08-23-17 20:09

Originally Posted by Daviss [View Original Post]

You are right on. She freaked out on me one time and banned me. I couldn't believe it. It was extremely weird. I had to beg to get back in the "program". She was running off clients--that is what broke this up. This has been in the works for some time.

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.

**FartCity** · 08-23-17 18:38

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

Very random and possibly weird question. When laying on your stomach at a place that you aren't sure of, do you tuck your dick straight back O\ \O so they can clearly see it if you get erect? Or do you tuck it along your leg OO\ \ so that they will possibly touch it if they rub your inner thigh. I'm fairly inexperienced at these places, so idk what I should do or if this even matters.

Normally opposite results if you're not already very familiar with gal or it's a sure-fire HE. If she's not going there, she's not going there. Also, they don't like to feel like they're not in control of the situation or you're trying to be too demanding or assumptive. Not putting on the sheet sends that message subtly. After that, your bet has been set and odds are 1/999 you'll walk not regretting you walked in.

**Member #6067** · 08-23-17 17:41

Saw here the other day last week she gives ok massage keeps the big girls on you much during massage but she is also pretty heavy not just big girls nice enough lady but 1 for 1/2 hr won't be back P.S. She is a nice lady very friendly but not worth the cost for service offered.

**EddieBoy1** · 08-23-17 13:59

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

Went to Spring Spa in O'Fallon, IL a couple days ago. Last time I got a DIY finished with some brushing of the balls. This time I saw a different girl, she was skinny and in her 40's. Their ad says they have a table shower now, but I saw nothing at the front counter saying so and they didn't offer plus I'm always to nervous to ask questions when I go to these place. Massage was really bad, she would just rub the same spot over and over for 3-4 minutes straight even after the oil wore off and it started to get really uncomfortable, then she would move to a different spot and do the same thing. 40 minutes in I flip, and she barely puts the corner of the sheet over my dick. She keeps knocking it off then putting it back on, all while I'm hard the whole time. Never touches it or my balls. Never offers for me to DIY, nothing. Oh well, part of the excitement for me is not knowing if I will get extras or not. After she left for me to get dressed, I rubbed one out real quick. I will probably wait a few months before going back.

Very random and possibly weird question. When laying on your stomach at a place that you aren't sure of, do you tuck your dick straight back O\ \O so they can clearly see it if you get erect? Or do you tuck it along your leg OO\ \ so that they will possibly touch it if they rub your inner thigh. I'm fairly inexperienced at these places, so idk what I should do or if this even matters.

You have to cum out and ask. No big secret. No big deal. It's what they do everyday 7 days a week. Asians don't take days off. And need money.

**Kurby** · 08-23-17 13:07

Went to Spring Spa in O'Fallon, IL a couple days ago. Last time I got a DIY finished with some brushing of the balls. This time I saw a different girl, she was skinny and in her 40's. Their ad says they have a table shower now, but I saw nothing at the front counter saying so and they didn't offer plus I'm always to nervous to ask questions when I go to these place. Massage was really bad, she would just rub the same spot over and over for 3-4 minutes straight even after the oil wore off and it started to get really uncomfortable, then she would move to a different spot and do the same thing. 40 minutes in I flip, and she barely puts the corner of the sheet over my dick. She keeps knocking it off then putting it back on, all while I'm hard the whole time. Never touches it or my balls. Never offers for me to DIY, nothing. Oh well, part of the excitement for me is not knowing if I will get extras or not. After she left for me to get dressed, I rubbed one out real quick. I will probably wait a few months before going back.

Very random and possibly weird question. When laying on your stomach at a place that you aren't sure of, do you tuck your dick straight back O\ \O so they can clearly see it if you get erect? Or do you tuck it along your leg OO\ \ so that they will possibly touch it if they rub your inner thigh. I'm fairly inexperienced at these places, so idk what I should do or if this even matters.

**Log Jammin** · 08-23-17 11:30

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

Had been working for awhile to establish myself as a trusted regular at Healthy Body. Saw the same therapist maybe four times in four weeks. Still nothing beyond DIY, but seemed to get a little better each time, as it tends to do when you commit at any of these places. Then showed up, and my regular was no longer there and a stack of the medical intake papers, filled out, laying in plain sight on the front desk. (If your initials are DD, any number of people saw your private info, by the way. I didn't even mean to, or want to, look) Lots of chatter and yelling between workers there the entire time I was there. Stomach portion with different girl was standard tease, not bad, but below standard for these DIY joints. On flip, woman broke out the translation app on her phone, and things got a little odd. Without specifics, she was being nice and polite, but seemed suspicious of me. It seemed possible that some authority had been around. I didn't have many answers for her, besides that I didn't know her and had never seen her before. Rest of massage on back was unenthusiastic, awkward vibe, no tease, no DIY. She made it a point to make eye contact with me on the way out. Which, of course, none of this could mean anything, but just putting it out there.

That's a shame. It was my go-to for diy. But, surely nobody put their real info on the intake form if they were at all concerned about it.

**FartCity** · 08-23-17 01:38

Had been working for awhile to establish myself as a trusted regular at Healthy Body. Saw the same therapist maybe four times in four weeks. Still nothing beyond DIY, but seemed to get a little better each time, as it tends to do when you commit at any of these places. Then showed up, and my regular was no longer there and a stack of the medical intake papers, filled out, laying in plain sight on the front desk. (If your initials are DD, any number of people saw your private info, by the way. I didn't even mean to, or want to, look) Lots of chatter and yelling between workers there the entire time I was there. Stomach portion with different girl was standard tease, not bad, but below standard for these DIY joints. On flip, woman broke out the translation app on her phone, and things got a little odd. Without specifics, she was being nice and polite, but seemed suspicious of me. It seemed possible that some authority had been around. I didn't have many answers for her, besides that I didn't know her and had never seen her before. Rest of massage on back was unenthusiastic, awkward vibe, no tease, no DIY. She made it a point to make eye contact with me on the way out. Which, of course, none of this could mean anything, but just putting it out there.

**ITookUrJob** · 08-22-17 21:15

Originally Posted by MatureDude [View Original Post]

I had the same experience. Very nice.

What was the donation? If you don't mind me asking. Didn't find it in the listing.

**Daviss** · 08-22-17 17:57

Originally Posted by Drake7 [View Original Post]

My experience with lake was awful. I had great experiences with the girls at ygnd but lake was extremely controlling. There was a situation where I was debating doing two hours and I told lake I'd ask the girl what it entailed and she flipped out and said everything goes through her. Told me it was no longer available and was very rude about it. Two hours later I got a text saying I'd been blacklisted, which I immediately laughed because I'd always been very chill with the provider. So I asked why and she gave me a massive list of reasons that wasn't even close to my experience then told me she was the best in the business for years and kept 'flexing'. I moved on and just never went back and know for a fact that the girl in question did not blacklist me.

There's a long story with this but needless to say In my experience she made alot of mistakes that reflected on the girls and they got tired of it. Maybe some of you didn't experience what I did but I thought she was the absolute worst and glad to see karma get her back.

You are right on. She freaked out on me one time and banned me. I couldn't believe it. It was extremely weird. I had to beg to get back in the "program". She was running off clients--that is what broke this up. This has been in the works for some time.

**Mature Dude** · 08-22-17 14:09

Originally Posted by Deldel [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/24877338

Was in the mood for some happiness yesterday morning, but couldn't afford the inevitability of Nikki being late; so opted for this "mature" one-time hippy chick. She's probably mid 60's (think Faro), plays for the other squad (again, think Faro), but knows her way around a guy's junk. Set it up via text, she responded quickly and away I went. She does have you call her when on her street and she scopes you out to presumably weed out Johnny L or wackos. She lives in a duplex, has a couple cats and is a tad messy; but nothing like those younger druggies. We settled up, then she started a better than typical massage, with lots of glute work and very little tease. On the flip, she got right to work, making Willy very happy. As I said earlier, she knows her stuff: in my case, a nice 2-hand wringarama! Nothing else is likely on the table, but she does strip down to topless to bare those big melons.

I had the same experience. Very nice.