Massage Parlor Reports

[FartCity]

I have been there three times two times on a Saturday afternoon and had the same lady both times, a taller mid forties lady with crooked teeth. The other time was through the week and had a different one, a younger plumper gal, none of them speak much english. I got a handy from them every time. When I go in to the room I fold up the sheet and lay on it, they never tried to cover me. That kinda sets the tone for the rest of the session. I have gotten a decent massage with lots of time spent on the glutes and brushing the boys. On the flip they have rubbed my legs for a couple of minutes and then get to the crotch area. All three times they placed my hand on mr. Happy and all three times I put theirs there. They take the hint after the third time and stroke on off for me. It's not the most sensual event but gets the job done. For sixty dollars it ain't bad. I usually leave them a $20 tip. They seem happy with it. Just my experience there.

Yeah, any time I've tried this place, they all look like fatter versions of Iron Sheik, with a personality to match. Can't recommend on any level or second this report.

[LowdownOne]

GND has been pursuing Emma for a while and she has rejected them. That's why they stole her name to confuse folk. She mentions it in her ad. Emma is lovely.

And most definitely not the amazing long curly blonde Emma in Clayton.

[RegisJ1]

Anyone had appointment with either of these new Asian women at the Clayton group? Nice photos for sure.

New Girl!! Vietnamese Jade💋 Exotic and Sweet
http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...sweet/31276498

Thai Soup🍜
http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-soup/31116808

I've seen Thai soup. Posted a review a few weeks ago.

Quick recap; Picture are real. Service is great. She is sweet.

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone had appointment with either of these new Asian women at the Clayton group? Nice photos for sure.

New Girl!! Vietnamese Jade💋 Exotic and Sweet
http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...sweet/31276498

Thai Soup🍜
http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-soup/31116808

[JRidge9]

I have been there three times two times on a Saturday afternoon and had the same lady both times, a taller mid forties lady with crooked teeth. The other time was through the week and had a different one, a younger plumper gal, none of them speak much english. I got a handy from them every time. When I go in to the room I fold up the sheet and lay on it, they never tried to cover me. That kinda sets the tone for the rest of the session. I have gotten a decent massage with lots of time spent on the glutes and brushing the boys. On the flip they have rubbed my legs for a couple of minutes and then get to the crotch area. All three times they placed my hand on mr. Happy and all three times I put theirs there. They take the hint after the third time and stroke on off for me. It's not the most sensual event but gets the job done. For sixty dollars it ain't bad. I usually leave them a $20 tip. They seem happy with it. Just my experience there.

This was at Spring Spa in O'Fallon il?

[AssGuy]

I have been there three times two times on a Saturday afternoon and had the same lady both times, a taller mid forties lady with crooked teeth. The other time was through the week and had a different one, a younger plumper gal, none of them speak much english. I got a handy from them every time. When I go in to the room I fold up the sheet and lay on it, they never tried to cover me. That kinda sets the tone for the rest of the session. I have gotten a decent massage with lots of time spent on the glutes and brushing the boys. On the flip they have rubbed my legs for a couple of minutes and then get to the crotch area. All three times they placed my hand on mr. Happy and all three times I put theirs there. They take the hint after the third time and stroke on off for me. It's not the most sensual event but gets the job done. For sixty dollars it ain't bad. I usually leave them a $20 tip. They seem happy with it. Just my experience there.

[LetsHaveFun72]

If you've made the mistake of ever seeing Tiffany (Clayton, then Maryland Heights, recently Creve Coeur), then you know this girl. She advertised daily with photos that were far more attractive than she is in person. She sometimes did duos with her sister Jovanna. And she NEVER shuts up.

Made the mistake of booking Emma myself. I thought I recognized her but it's been so long because I blacklisted her.

Thanks for refreshing my memory. If she could just shut the F $# at up. I almost got up and left she was driving me nuts.

LHF.

[Flower 79]

Certainly a lot going on with the massage scene in St. Louis! Wondering if anyone knows about Lake's new girl Emma and if she is possibly the one who used to be in Clayton and then moved to Big Bend / Clayton road.

And most definitely not the amazing long curly blonde Emma in Clayton.

[Flower 79]

Certainly a lot going on with the massage scene in St. Louis! Wondering if anyone knows about Lake's new girl Emma and if she is possibly the one who used to be in Clayton and then moved to Big Bend / Clayton road.

If you've made the mistake of ever seeing Tiffany (Clayton, then Maryland Heights, recently Creve Coeur), then you know this girl. She advertised daily with photos that were far more attractive than she is in person. She sometimes did duos with her sister Jovanna. And she NEVER shuts up.

[JRidge9]

Went to Spring Spa in O'Fallon, IL a couple days ago. Last time I got a DIY finished with some brushing of the balls. This time I saw a different girl, she was skinny and in her 40's. Their ad says they have a table shower now, but I saw nothing at the front counter saying so and they didn't offer plus I'm always to nervous to ask questions when I go to these place. Massage was really bad, she would just rub the same spot over and over for 3-4 minutes straight even after the oil wore off and it started to get really uncomfortable, then she would move to a different spot and do the same thing. 40 minutes in I flip, and she barely puts the corner of the sheet over my dick. She keeps knocking it off then putting it back on, all while I'm hard the whole time. Never touches it or my balls. Never offers for me to DIY, nothing. Oh well, part of the excitement for me is not knowing if I will get extras or not. After she left for me to get dressed, I rubbed one out real quick. I will probably wait a few months before going back.

Very random and possibly weird question. When laying on your stomach at a place that you aren't sure of, do you tuck your dick straight back O\ \O so they can clearly see it if you get erect? Or do you tuck it along your leg OO\ \ so that they will possibly touch it if they rub your inner thigh. I'm fairly inexperienced at these places, so idk what I should do or if this even matters.

Spring has definitely been disappointing. The two new "girls" they have had were even worse.

[JRidge9]

Any idea what this is about?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...touch/31097398

There are four posts like this for Belleville, Swansea, and Fairview Heights. Is this a new spa somewhere?

[MeatHammer]

Just noticed an ad in the Kansas City BP massage section around 5:00 yesterday. Lake is looking for girls over there. "No experience necessary". I know she had a lady there a few years ago, but it didn't work out. Don't know how all of this fits in to the current saga here, but it's very interesting.

Anybody that has dealt with Lake for any length of time probably has a story. While she always sounds sweet and polite on the phone, she's very intolerant of the slightest hiccup with any of us. This, in spite of her double booking occasionally. Yes, she offers a $25 discount, but that doesn't completely make up for one of us taking a couple of hours out of our day to make a trip for nothing. The next time I saw the same lady, I still gave her the full amount because I knew it was not her fault, but Lakes. Then I reminded her that Lake should get 25 less of her cut for that session, just in case Lake "forgot". Amounted to a larger tip for the girl, but they appreciated it.

Good stuff. Lake has banned me twice for canceling. I just changed my name and number. After a year or 2 I texted her from my old burner phone that was banned. Not the burner text app I use. She acted like I was never banned. I made an appointment and off I went.

[Ritewing]

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.

Just noticed an ad in the Kansas City BP massage section around 5:00 yesterday. Lake is looking for girls over there. "No experience necessary". I know she had a lady there a few years ago, but it didn't work out. Don't know how all of this fits in to the current saga here, but it's very interesting.

Anybody that has dealt with Lake for any length of time probably has a story. While she always sounds sweet and polite on the phone, she's very intolerant of the slightest hiccup with any of us. This, in spite of her double booking occasionally. Yes, she offers a $25 discount, but that doesn't completely make up for one of us taking a couple of hours out of our day to make a trip for nothing. The next time I saw the same lady, I still gave her the full amount because I knew it was not her fault, but Lakes. Then I reminded her that Lake should get 25 less of her cut for that session, just in case Lake "forgot". Amounted to a larger tip for the girl, but they appreciated it.

[Daviss]

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.

Not me--I stooped pretty low in my begging email to get back in. Couldn't believe I could eat so much sh*t (and for nothing). I had made a sarcastic text "kidding" her about how many vacations they took and she replied with a three paragraph slam and ban. I couldn't believe it--psycho. Then learned this was her normal routine--control freak--had to feel like she always held the keys. So, she earned it.

[Jerp402]

You are right on. She freaked out on me one time and banned me. I couldn't believe it. It was extremely weird. I had to beg to get back in the "program". She was running off clients--that is what broke this up. This has been in the works for some time.

Lake banned me too after being a perfect (polite, on time, courteous, good tipper) customer for several years. She had already made a mistake previously and I had a discount and booked an 11 am and showed up only for the door to be locked and for her to call me and say that she'd made a mistake and actually had me down for 1 pm. I told her I couldn't keep the 1 pm because I was busy at that time, and VERY politely asked her that she be more careful when booking because my time is important too and I don't like making 20 min trips across town for nothing. Apparently she couldn't handle that and banned me. LOL whatever. I enjoyed the service and most of the time she ran a tight ship, but I do not feel bad for her now for what's been happening.