Massage Parlor Reports

[Krakatoa]

I did not report on this place because it was nothing really to report. Same cavalier attitude. Over did it on the move where you stretch the foot and ankle against the grain. I was in pain. She was talking the entire time. On the flip I warned her that I rarely cum with a HE unless I am stimulated enough, and don't let the boner fool you. She insisted on trying. F'and jackhammer and like others she put herself at an awkward angle so I could not touch her. No finish. $30 tip. Plenty of attitude. She asked me bluntly whether I have been fully served elsewhere. She knew the answer.

She is good looking. Angelic face. I believe she has done FS before but is resistant now. I wish her luck keeping customer base in this market when there are better right nearby.

I appreciate all the followup. I have no need to go back to this place, but I am curious about the comment about there being better service close by. Are you talking about the odd little brick building just down the Pike? (public or private reply appreciated).

K.

[Xfunrvax]

Nice. Do you think she was annoyed with the tip? (I am in no way thinking you should be vilified for tipping that amount, it's just that often they want more than that, especially with the removal of garments.

She didn't seem to be. I'm not paying more for removal of garments but I'll pay more if I get to use what's underneath of them.

[Crankcase]

Yeah, Suzy is great. I saw a post on some site recently that Cindy got pregnant and wouldn't be back. Well, I met one of her replacements today. A very lovely Jenny, a mid-30's lady (my guess). With a great body and better than average massage skills. Jenny reminded me very much of a past favorite from Woodbridge and Springfield named Suki. They could be sisters. I paid 80+60 as she provide access to a beautiful set of C's and allowed some OTC roaming below. Finish was standard. Jenny said she only worked Monday and sometimes on Saturday and indicated she hadn't worked in a long time, so don't know what that was about, but she definitely is experienced and one of the better looking ladies I've seen in some time. I would repeat. She didn't request a certain tip and didn't check what I left her.

I visited Jenny this week and your assessment was spot on. She told me she is now working Monday, Tuesday, Saturday. Will repeat. Same cost and benefits offered to me on my first visit with her.

[MrSunnyHills]

I had a dream that I stopped by the other day when I had a hour to spare. When I opened the door, I entered a small waiting room. After a quick knock, an asain last, probably 40, greeted me and took me back. Before starting the massage, she locked both entrance doors (definitely a plus).

Started with the table shower, very hands on. Moved into the massage room and received an average massage for about 30 minutes. Right before the flip she got on top of me and was rubbing her body against mine. When I flipped over I noticed she was actually topless.

She went straight for it then took her bottoms off. She got on top in the 69 position and proceeded with the HE. She moved closer with her mouth and used spit to lube it up, but it didn't go any further than the standard finish.

I was caught off guard, probably more on the menu.

Damage. 8 and. 4 tip.

Nice. Do you think she was annoyed with the tip? (I am in no way thinking you should be vilified for tipping that amount, it's just that often they want more than that, especially with the removal of garments.

[Xfunrvax]

I had a dream that I stopped by the other day when I had a hour to spare. When I opened the door, I entered a small waiting room. After a quick knock, an asain last, probably 40, greeted me and took me back. Before starting the massage, she locked both entrance doors (definitely a plus).

Started with the table shower, very hands on. Moved into the massage room and received an average massage for about 30 minutes. Right before the flip she got on top of me and was rubbing her body against mine. When I flipped over I noticed she was actually topless.

She went straight for it then took her bottoms off. She got on top in the 69 position and proceeded with the HE. She moved closer with her mouth and used spit to lube it up, but it didn't go any further than the standard finish.

I was caught off guard, probably more on the menu.

Damage. 8 and. 4 tip.

[Bobby D53]

I will be in the Alexandria area for work next week and am looking for some good AMP referrals please. My favorite AMPs are the ones where you have to ring the bell to be let in and take cash only. PM is fine if preferred. OR just let me know which AMPs to avoid!

One of our most valued Senior Members, JmSuttr, once posted "there's no such thing as a good or bad AMP, only good or bad providers. " It probably wasn't those exact words, but that quote always stuck with me. With that being said, I would highly recommend you reading this forum. I will admit, as I get older, I don't read it like I used to. However, I know there's valuable information here. Just to help you out a little bit, this is one of my spots when I go to Alexandria http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...83%A6/23584892 It is super tricky to find with navi, but it's up on a hill in an isolated spot in the back of the professional buildings. You will know what I'm talking about after making the trip. I advise you to go during day light hours until you're comfortable finding it at night. Don't mistake the Table Shampoo as a Table Shower. NC AMPs don't really advertise the shampoo thing, so that might be a new term for you.

If you're interested in a table shower, http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...taffe/33945718 I try to see a girl name Joy each time I go. I did end up with a chubby girl once, and I will admit it wasn't the best experience. I got the standard NoVa finish, but everything else was a blur (but again, remember JmSuttr quote).

If you don't mind visiting a residential area, this girl actually gives a therapeutic massage and her looks are amazing! http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/16817498 I can't verify if those pictures are real, but I truly believe they are. She's Thai. Standard NoVa finish available (unless she gets a bad vibe thinking you're LE or something), but I can guarantee you want get further than that HE. I've been going for a while and can't even get her semi-naked! But her therapeutic massage really helps when I get back pains. Plus, her looks alone will knock you out.

I'm not sure what part of NC you're coming from, but you won't find any AMPs here in NOVA like VIP or Papaya in Charlotte (if they are still around). You will have to go to MD for that. When I was in Charlotte, Galaxy was one of my spots and they had the doorbell you're talking about. Some AMPs have that up here and some don't.

Some members from this site really helped me out when I was spending time in Charlotte, so that's why I returned the favor instead of telling you to RTFF. However, find some time to read it before you leave this area. You may come across something even better than my regulars listed above. It's the 40th anniversary for Elvis death and I was trying to get to Memphis, TN to celebrate but my plans fell thru. Therefore, report back on where you ended up going, how was the experience & damage, and make my unplanned stay in VA worth while! Stay safe.

[RubaDubdub01]

I will be in the Alexandria area for work next week and am looking for some good AMP referrals please. My favorite AMPs are the ones where you have to ring the bell to be let in and take cash only. PM is fine if preferred. OR just let me know which AMPs to avoid!

[Serpico99]

I've reviewed / been there and it's hit or miss when it comes to service, when they first opened it was good since then they have been on a downward spiral. I have since marked that place off my list.

I went there again yesterday. Saw Lily again. Great massage, but had to be coaxed for std novA. I'll probably just visit when in need of a massage.

[Miketastic69]

I know Jenny personally and if you want more info PM me.

More about jenny.

[RedBird3]

These two girls work out of an apartment in the fair lakes area good service for a HE. More is available but it will cost you. Offered 220 to suzy and that was not enough I did not offer any more and she never seed how much. I think kay offers a better time if you are willing to pay. Kay pictures I belive are her but a little dated. Suzy pictures are not her but she is attractive with a good body.

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...a-kay/34328068

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-suzy/34814088

[Pbarber307]

"I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. "

Is that conceit, or what? I think you like the tip enough that you don't need to see that either.

[Miketastic69]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. "..

I did not report on this place because it was nothing really to report. Same cavalier attitude. Over did it on the move where you stretch the foot and ankle against the grain. I was in pain. She was talking the entire time. On the flip I warned her that I rarely cum with a HE unless I am stimulated enough, and don't let the boner fool you. She insisted on trying. F'and jackhammer and like others she put herself at an awkward angle so I could not touch her. No finish. $30 tip. Plenty of attitude. She asked me bluntly whether I have been fully served elsewhere. She knew the answer.

She is good looking. Angelic face. I believe she has done FS before but is resistant now. I wish her luck keeping customer base in this market when there are better right nearby.

[CurtisMorris]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. ".

It was not going well, but I bad already paid the price for admission. So I gave her some insider tips on how to go about things in a way I find pleasurable. Then I eventually got to the finish line. Never again..

I know Jenny personally and if you want more info PM me.

[RustyMuffler]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. ".

It was not going well, but I bad already paid the price for admission. So I gave her some insider tips on how to go about things in a way I find pleasurable. Then I eventually got to the finish line. Never again.

After I got dressed I pulled out a couple of twenties. She walked over and said, "That's it?" Uh, yeah. That's me being very generous -- in fact, too generous. I just smiled and said, "That's it. ".

She tried to chat me up on where guys go and how much they pay and tip at other places. I just told her I've gotten better service elsewhere at least 90% of the time. She gave me a pouty face. So I just rolled out.

Good luck out there.

I've been curious about this place for a while, as their ads seem a little different than most. Finally had some time in the area on a Sunday afternoon. They had one girl working, and she was kept busy with the phone ringing off the hook. Can't remember her name. She was around 30, tall, and decidedly better looking than the usual. Most remarkable thing was her attitude, which is to say she had a lot of it. She spoke very good English and chatted and joked throughout the session. Sadly, on the finish, she positioned herself out of my reach and declined to provide any eye candy. Glad I checked it out, but no reason to go back.

[Krakatoa]

I've been curious about this place for a while, as their ads seem a little different than most. Finally had some time in the area on a Sunday afternoon. They had one girl working, and she was kept busy with the phone ringing off the hook. Can't remember her name. She was around 30, tall, and decidedly better looking than the usual. Most remarkable thing was her attitude, which is to say she had a lot of it. She spoke very good English and chatted and joked throughout the session. Sadly, on the finish, she positioned herself out of my reach and declined to provide any eye candy. Glad I checked it out, but no reason to go back.