Massage Parlor Reports

[Rntintheoc]

I've been to both V and O over the years, V especially, but it appears thing have improved Monica was the only one willing to go the extra mile, but she's about as un-sexy as can be, IMO. Other than a more open menu, has anything else changed? Nationality of providers? Recommendations? PM is probably best, but any thoughts are appreciated.

FYI, a LEO friend confirmed to me they have an account at RM & "other sites", and monitor them regularly. His jurisdiction has zero AMP activity, probably as a result. I'm sure his isn't the only.

[Rim Job]

Chantara in Orange was the best, but she fell off the grid earlier this year because of overly aggressive mongers wanting more than just two pops and a finger up their sphincter. A recent rumor has it that she may be back in business, but I have not yet confirmed this. What's your budget? Nola St. James in Alisa Viejo works from her home, former stripper, has a nice rack and does prostate, but she insists on being in complete control of the experience. No kissing, minimal touching and she can be chatty. Her Cuban / Creole heritage is rather endearing, at least it was for me.

Dutch.

I wouldn't go more than $100. Chantara I've never heard of but would love to try her out. My experiences has adjusts been middle aged Asian ladies so I'm conditioned. It's true the talents have gone down since.

[Jon Jones]

Makes no difference.

I hear a lot of guys talk about stopping by AMPs after they get off work. When I get off work, I'm wearing slacks and a dress shirt (biz casual).

If you guys already know that you'll be visiting an AMP after work, what kinda clothes do you normally wear?

Also, if you guys were to walk in, dressed biz casual, how does this affect their perception of you (et. LE)?

MackBlamba.

[DutchTreat]

Chantara in Orange was the best, but she fell off the grid earlier this year because of overly aggressive mongers wanting more than just two pops and a finger up their sphincter. A recent rumor has it that she may be back in business, but I have not yet confirmed this. What's your budget? Nola St. James in Alisa Viejo works from her home, former stripper, has a nice rack and does prostate, but she insists on being in complete control of the experience. No kissing, minimal touching and she can be chatty. Her Cuban / Creole heritage is rather endearing, at least it was for me.

Dutch.

It seems like my atf massage place has rotated out a girl who gives the best prostate massage and she is no where to be found. I have never had this much of a hard time looking for a good prostate girl. Age doesn't matter to me, in fact older the better who knows what to do. Is there any place I can go in the OC? There is another place but it's a bit far for me to drive PM me or let me know.

[Rim Job]

It seems like my atf massage place has rotated out a girl who gives the best prostate massage and she is no where to be found. I have never had this much of a hard time looking for a good prostate girl. Age doesn't matter to me, in fact older the better who knows what to do. Is there any place I can go in the OC? There is another place but it's a bit far for me to drive PM me or let me know.

[Hornilius69]

I hear a lot of guys talk about stopping by AMPs after they get off work. When I get off work, I'm wearing slacks and a dress shirt (biz casual).

If you guys already know that you'll be visiting an AMP after work, what kinda clothes do you normally wear?

Also, if you guys were to walk in, dressed biz casual, how does this affect their perception of you (et. LE)?

MackBlamba.

How about mowing the lawn and doing garden work? Then visit the AMP afteward.

[Mondo72]

I hear a lot of guys talk about stopping by AMPs after they get off work. When I get off work, I'm wearing slacks and a dress shirt (biz casual).

If you guys already know that you'll be visiting an AMP after work, what kinda clothes do you normally wear?

Also, if you guys were to walk in, dressed biz casual, how does this affect their perception of you (et. LE)?

MackBlamba.

Hey MB,

The better dress you are the better the impression you'll make with the provider. Be sure you know the pricing for the different options and you'll be good to go. Again, most providers will rather have a customer well dress than a slob. Also, make sure your hygiene is good.

Mondo.

[MackBlamba]

I hear a lot of guys talk about stopping by AMPs after they get off work. When I get off work, I'm wearing slacks and a dress shirt (biz casual).

If you guys already know that you'll be visiting an AMP after work, what kinda clothes do you normally wear?

Also, if you guys were to walk in, dressed biz casual, how does this affect their perception of you (et. LE)?

MackBlamba.

[OakOak22]

Saw didi at star aromatherapy in Orange. .4 for entrance, .6 for HJ with sofi, a thick Latina. Lots of dirty talk but nothing special.

[LovesToSploog]

What's up boys, let me tell you how I spent my Monday afternoon:

Right after work, driving down the 57, going to my gym when I had this urge. But prior to leaving home, I had looked up the nearest massage parlors in Brea. So last minute went to check the nearest place which Latina massage right off lambert. Pretty much stands out I when you get there. So I went to the nearest ATM and headed back. Got checked into a room and the masseuse came out. Forgot her name, she was in her mid 30's but she was busty, big booty which both were bolt ons. Got a CBJ, then she started riding me, switched to mish finished in doggy since there was a mirror which reflected me hitting it from bedhind. Possibly might come back, total. 4 + $. , she said she wanted $. 20 but I only said I had a $.

After I was heading home but then I got this feeling to check out honey spa. Well I remembered about this place called star in Orange. Went to check it out, entrance. 4 and got this Costa Rican name Ruxy or Rocky (mid-late 30's). She was not entirely fat but she was not skinny in any manner. I had a good time, CBJ then she was riding me and hung her jugs on my face which felt nice. After, changed to doggy and was pounding at it hard until I busted. Even though I usually like more toned up latinas. She seemed to enjoy our time, perhaps because it was her second day. Total. 40 + $.

Lastly, I went to check out Honey Spa. My friend claims he got a hot provider and got full service. I want d to check it out. That same building has other places and it's funny since they cat call. I can only imagine the stoners trippin out when they go pick up haha. Got to HS, damn there were two chcicks who were hot, this one Asian chick had a silk robe and let cleavage hang. Unfortunately, I paid the. 45 fee for 30 minutes and didn't get her, I got this white provider name Claire. As soon as I was lied down, I was quoted the fees: . 40 basic, . 60 topless, . 80 nude, $ for body to body. I got basic and overall the massage was good and the HJ finished just as good as the other times. Total. 45 + . 40.

Next time I get this feeling I might just head down south to get this devil out of me haha. What a way to start the week.

[DutchTreat]

I have seen 5 different women from MassageAnywhere with a HE each time without any negotiating necessary. Therapeutic massage followed by a HJ, while they are fully / partially clothed. Three of them work from their home and the other 2 from run down office buildings. 4 were white, the other was Latina. Mostly MILF's. And the 2 Eastern block women who work from small office rooms also advertise on CL.

Dutch.

I'm referring to the "therapeutic" section NOT the "personal" section.

I am just starting to check into them. So far I have found that most of them don't answer their text. They all use "bookers" and they work out of the same apartments in Irvine, Costa Mesa and Newport. I just thought I'd get away from the AMP's and give independents a try. Not sure if this is what AAMP's are. I'm in new territory.

I've tried Massageanywhere and I've had ZERO success. AMP's can be great, I'm just curious about the independents.

[BigFish999]

It's my new hobby too. It's very satisfying finding success at places that aren't overt about extras or the ones that have been dubbed legit.

Great! I'm not the only one with that hobby too! If I know a place that offers everything, there is no adrenaline at all.

I like to go to places that it is not supossed to give you extras, and when the girls do, it is also adrenaline for them. The experience is also better and less mechanical.

I know bamboo does it somethimes, in yung z there were 2 girls but its hard to get them, I have heard stories about sprite but I was not lucky twice. There are a lot of foot places with private rooms I want to try, but I also like advices from others, so if you know some places we can share.

[Lovergrrl]

It has become a game to see if I can score at a place that isn't a jack shackles.

It's my new hobby too. It's very satisfying finding success at places that aren't overt about extras or the ones that have been dubbed legit.

[Rob0241]

Rofl 12 to 16 k month hahahahaha hahahaha.

Providers don't get a percentage of the house fee and almost 100 percentage of the time don't get to keep more than 50 percent of the tip.

That's why they try to up the tip amount so they can make the extra 10-20 bucks since most of it goes to the person in charged.

How do I write a PM? Where do I go to write the PM? Are you talking about the O in lake forest and the V in laguna hills?

[Skinny Dugan]

Yuppers! I went to her 2 weeks ago. She has 2 photos (that I have noticed) both are different girls and neither is the therapist.

Mine was a short, cute Thai gal. She used a hand towel to cover my junk so naturally I assumed I was in for s treat. Not even close. I was hoping that maybe I got the only dud in the bunch. I appreciate the heads up. I've not had any luck on massage anywhere either. I guess it is back to the AMP's.

I've heard that Helen at Tao on Bake pkwy gives a nice massage and occasional handy. It has become a game to see if I can score at a place that isn't a jack shackles. I'll TOFTT!

Hi Skinny,

Rocco is 100% correct. Don't waste your time or money on anyone on CL unless you are only looking for a legit massage with no HE.

As an example, see this ad: https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/...257486118.html.

This girl is cute and I answered her ad about a year ago- she has been posting on CL for several years and I found for you her most recent post. Some of her ad pics are half-nude and sexy, implying that more is on the table. She also looks like a normal cute girl and not an airbrushed Korean magazine model that you already know won't be answering the door. Of course when I arrived for my appt, it was a completely different girl named Kate, who was OK looking but looked nothing like the girl in the pics, and most importantly it was a totally legitimate massage. It was actually a good massage, but no HE. In fact this was the only time in years of doing this that I didn't get a HE at the end of a massage. Perhaps somewhere out there it happens, but I would personally avoid CL unless you only want a legit massage.