Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobby D53]

I will be in the Alexandria area for work next week and am looking for some good AMP referrals please. My favorite AMPs are the ones where you have to ring the bell to be let in and take cash only. PM is fine if preferred. OR just let me know which AMPs to avoid!

One of our most valued Senior Members, JmSuttr, once posted "there's no such thing as a good or bad AMP, only good or bad providers. " It probably wasn't those exact words, but that quote always stuck with me. With that being said, I would highly recommend you reading this forum. I will admit, as I get older, I don't read it like I used to. However, I know there's valuable information here. Just to help you out a little bit, this is one of my spots when I go to Alexandria http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...83%A6/23584892 It is super tricky to find with navi, but it's up on a hill in an isolated spot in the back of the professional buildings. You will know what I'm talking about after making the trip. I advise you to go during day light hours until you're comfortable finding it at night. Don't mistake the Table Shampoo as a Table Shower. NC AMPs don't really advertise the shampoo thing, so that might be a new term for you.

If you're interested in a table shower, http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...taffe/33945718 I try to see a girl name Joy each time I go. I did end up with a chubby girl once, and I will admit it wasn't the best experience. I got the standard NoVa finish, but everything else was a blur (but again, remember JmSuttr quote).

If you don't mind visiting a residential area, this girl actually gives a therapeutic massage and her looks are amazing! http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/16817498 I can't verify if those pictures are real, but I truly believe they are. She's Thai. Standard NoVa finish available (unless she gets a bad vibe thinking you're LE or something), but I can guarantee you want get further than that HE. I've been going for a while and can't even get her semi-naked! But her therapeutic massage really helps when I get back pains. Plus, her looks alone will knock you out.

I'm not sure what part of NC you're coming from, but you won't find any AMPs here in NOVA like VIP or Papaya in Charlotte (if they are still around). You will have to go to MD for that. When I was in Charlotte, Galaxy was one of my spots and they had the doorbell you're talking about. Some AMPs have that up here and some don't.

Some members from this site really helped me out when I was spending time in Charlotte, so that's why I returned the favor instead of telling you to RTFF. However, find some time to read it before you leave this area. You may come across something even better than my regulars listed above. It's the 40th anniversary for Elvis death and I was trying to get to Memphis, TN to celebrate but my plans fell thru. Therefore, report back on where you ended up going, how was the experience & damage, and make my unplanned stay in VA worth while! Stay safe.

[RubaDubdub01]

I will be in the Alexandria area for work next week and am looking for some good AMP referrals please. My favorite AMPs are the ones where you have to ring the bell to be let in and take cash only. PM is fine if preferred. OR just let me know which AMPs to avoid!

[Serpico99]

I've reviewed / been there and it's hit or miss when it comes to service, when they first opened it was good since then they have been on a downward spiral. I have since marked that place off my list.

I went there again yesterday. Saw Lily again. Great massage, but had to be coaxed for std novA. I'll probably just visit when in need of a massage.

[Miketastic69]

I know Jenny personally and if you want more info PM me.

More about jenny.

[RedBird3]

These two girls work out of an apartment in the fair lakes area good service for a HE. More is available but it will cost you. Offered 220 to suzy and that was not enough I did not offer any more and she never seed how much. I think kay offers a better time if you are willing to pay. Kay pictures I belive are her but a little dated. Suzy pictures are not her but she is attractive with a good body.

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...a-kay/34328068

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-suzy/34814088

[Pbarber307]

"I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. "

Is that conceit, or what? I think you like the tip enough that you don't need to see that either.

[Miketastic69]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. "..

I did not report on this place because it was nothing really to report. Same cavalier attitude. Over did it on the move where you stretch the foot and ankle against the grain. I was in pain. She was talking the entire time. On the flip I warned her that I rarely cum with a HE unless I am stimulated enough, and don't let the boner fool you. She insisted on trying. F'and jackhammer and like others she put herself at an awkward angle so I could not touch her. No finish. $30 tip. Plenty of attitude. She asked me bluntly whether I have been fully served elsewhere. She knew the answer.

She is good looking. Angelic face. I believe she has done FS before but is resistant now. I wish her luck keeping customer base in this market when there are better right nearby.

[CurtisMorris]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. ".

It was not going well, but I bad already paid the price for admission. So I gave her some insider tips on how to go about things in a way I find pleasurable. Then I eventually got to the finish line. Never again..

I know Jenny personally and if you want more info PM me.

[RustyMuffler]

The lady you saw at ULine is "Jenny". She is the proprietor of the spa. She bought out the business from Mickey. She is tall, Korean, has a very pretty face (and she knows it), is sort of "big boned", and I can confirm the brusque attitude.

I called ahead and went in for an hour. When I arrived she said she only had time for a half. Huh? She provided me with a very strong massage, bordering on too strong, and it was lackluster. She clearly hasn't been professionally trained. But I will give her credit, she was trying. But then at one point she climbed up on the table, grabbed the monkey bars and started grinding down on my calf. Damn near broke my leg by standing on it! Good grief, I'm just glad it was not my back!

So I flip over and we transition to sensual. She does the old "stand down at the end of the table" trick. Well out of reach; practically in another zip code. She is having to work hard to get me going, and she was in a rush. First thing I tried to do was get her to slow down. She seems to only have one speed. Next, I told her it would help if she let me see her breasts. But she gave me the old "next time" bit. She just kept on cranking, smiled and said, "I think you like me enough you don't need to see them. ".

It was not going well, but I bad already paid the price for admission. So I gave her some insider tips on how to go about things in a way I find pleasurable. Then I eventually got to the finish line. Never again.

After I got dressed I pulled out a couple of twenties. She walked over and said, "That's it?" Uh, yeah. That's me being very generous -- in fact, too generous. I just smiled and said, "That's it. ".

She tried to chat me up on where guys go and how much they pay and tip at other places. I just told her I've gotten better service elsewhere at least 90% of the time. She gave me a pouty face. So I just rolled out.

Good luck out there.

I've been curious about this place for a while, as their ads seem a little different than most. Finally had some time in the area on a Sunday afternoon. They had one girl working, and she was kept busy with the phone ringing off the hook. Can't remember her name. She was around 30, tall, and decidedly better looking than the usual. Most remarkable thing was her attitude, which is to say she had a lot of it. She spoke very good English and chatted and joked throughout the session. Sadly, on the finish, she positioned herself out of my reach and declined to provide any eye candy. Glad I checked it out, but no reason to go back.

[Krakatoa]

I've been curious about this place for a while, as their ads seem a little different than most. Finally had some time in the area on a Sunday afternoon. They had one girl working, and she was kept busy with the phone ringing off the hook. Can't remember her name. She was around 30, tall, and decidedly better looking than the usual. Most remarkable thing was her attitude, which is to say she had a lot of it. She spoke very good English and chatted and joked throughout the session. Sadly, on the finish, she positioned herself out of my reach and declined to provide any eye candy. Glad I checked it out, but no reason to go back.

[YTruck]

Well, I don't know if it is Japanese, or even Japanese style. But, it is indeed FBSM. The set up is odd, on the third floor of a commercial building with zero signage visible from the street. Out the elevator and into a suite Zen shares with some other "spa" business. So, the vibe was strange.

Here's how it went, by the numbers.

Pay in advance, good. Full size door on the room, good. But, to start, the door stays half open, not so good. Massage license on wall, not so good. Firm massage, seems maybe legit.

Then, a hot towel to take off the oil followed by a teasing baby powder rub to change up the mood. Ok, this is headed in the right direction. The MT left to wash her hands, then she came back and I could hear the door close. Ok, game on. She didn't even ask what was needed, she just went right to the HE. The amount of play one gets depends on the tip one leaves, of course. Door fee was the stated. 8. Fully nude finish, unlimited fun (but no FIV, no nursing) an extra $. And, you can go over to BonChon chicken when you are done.

The masseuse was in that unknowable 35-45 range, a bit of a tummy, with A to Bees capped with nips that sit up and say "hi. " Oh, and you can walk there in 20 minutes from the Metro. Pro tip: you might want to mention up front what time the massage started. The MT claimed "not to be good with time" and tried to chase me at 40 minutes, right after the finish. Uh, no. You can work on my feet or legs, but we have a lot of time left, thanks.

Play safe.

Visiting from out of town, was aching for an actual massage.

Tried calling Zen on two different days, they texted me back only once apologizing for missing my call but never answered my questions otherwise. Tried swinging by and still no answer so I gave up. Something weird about that place but not going to waste my time.

Went to Arlington, drew Coco, older 40's Japanese. Nice but quiet, husky but gave a fantastic massage. Refused extras mostly because I just wasn't feeling it, though she told me that I might've wanted a younger MT but everyone else was in their 40's.

Would visit again for a relaxing legit massage but anything more, maybe not.

[OldManInVa]

Dreamed I entered Smile and was greeted by a mid-40's provider with nice bolt ons and fairly nice ass. TS was very thorough and got my motor running. Went to room where the massage started. Nice massage followed by the flip. She asked how much I wanted to donate, I started with. 6 and she took off top. I wanted more. She asked $, I only had. 8. She accepted that amount and climbed on top of me for some B2 B rubbing. She followed with a standard NOVA with lots of mutual touching. Ended early, so she finished out with more massage. Good overall visit and I will go back when I am in the area.

[Ivaunte]

Has anyone visited these fine lady's? How was the experience.

Mia.

http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMe...-b-ty/35168513

Vicky.

http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMe...ow-23/34648833

[TheBarbarian]

Dreamed I was at a Springfield spa.

Requested "Nana", . 8 went to the house.

Split time in a waiting room then led to the massage room. Entered a well put together mid 30's masseuse.

God TS with even better teasing.

Massage was so-so but OTC roaming allowing. During the flip, I was able to take full control, the entire menu was available if I wanted. I didn't under the terms & conditions.

Settled for the standard NOVA. I gave. 4, wanted more but I only bring the reviewed amount. She did deserve. 6.

Senior members PM for details.

[RedBird3]

Saw luna yesterday she is the girl in the picture only 20 years ago she provides an open menu had an ok time. http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-here/28367148.

Have seen lucy before she provided a good time extra are available pictures are her if not a fair representation http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-pics/28295463.