Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[SanityIsRealit]

So this report is not going to reveal the girl as I was asked not to share her info. For a few years as part of my routine I check the craigslist casual encounter w4 m and wm4 m sections almsot everyday. Most of the ads are spam or a joke until tonight. I was going through reading ads when I came across one in my own hometown that deff ltgtbt but it had a number encoded in the ad so I texted it. After a lengthy back and forth situation I finally got an address and was there in 20 minutes. I live in a pretty upscale area and this sort of thing does not go on very much if at all so I was skeptical. She lived in the only trailer park in the area (even upscale towns have trailer parks LOL) I was greeted by a 5 foot tall beautifully tanned curvy bombshell that was deff the pics in the ad. I would describe her as a petitie chubby but in all the right plaes she quaoted 100 hhr in her text and then asked me to bring rain gear. When I got there to my suprise the trailer was actually quite nice and had an addition and everything very clean no smoke in the air turns out its her dads place and she lives there because she lost her license, he was on vacation and she was looking for one client tonight and I was the lucky guy. This girl is deff utr I could tell, and after 30 years of mongering I trust my instincts. She said a few years back she was a dancer she is now 32 and smoking hot. As soon as we hit the bedroom she dropped my addidas shorts and began a very nice dt BJ and paid special attention to the twins. She was so hot that after a couple minutes I asked if I could eat her pussy and she said hell yah. I got to say it was a very nice pussy only smell was a slightly musty pussy smell like its supposed to be it was delish she loved it when I shoved two fingers up in there and started rubbing her g spot while I licked her clit. After she came twice she asked me to give her some cock so I went to get the swimsuit and she said no now give it to me now. I ended up fucking her raw for another half hour. It was without the best experience of my 30 years of mongering and possibly a top 3 best lays ever for me. Ill replay the heighlight reel later and rank her score then. I've already made plans to see her again before daddy is back in town. I have never seen her ad before and search of her number only turned up her fb page which was legit. Truly under the radar. I know alot of guys would want her info and I wish I could share it but at her request that's a no go. I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now. I had all but given up and only scoured these ads for entertainment purposes for the last few years. Best night in a long time I ended up hanging out with her for another hour outside before leaving and she gave me a hug and a great dfk as I walked away.

This is Diana out towards the Utica area you speak of. She's not UTR (she's been posting almost every day for months), and while I can confirm she's a pretty good lay, she's bat shit crazy and potentially unsafe (as she offers BBFS to everyone). PM me if you need more details on that.

[Acoustic53]

I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now.

Tommy, I read and enjoyed your post in the spirit in which it was written. It IS encouraging to learn that there really are gems out there. Good for you! And thanks for sharing.

[Tommy101]

So this report is not going to reveal the girl as I was asked not to share her info. For a few years as part of my routine I check the craigslist casual encounter w4 m and wm4 m sections almsot everyday. Most of the ads are spam or a joke until tonight. I was going through reading ads when I came across one in my own hometown that deff ltgtbt but it had a number encoded in the ad so I texted it. After a lengthy back and forth situation I finally got an address and was there in 20 minutes. I live in a pretty upscale area and this sort of thing does not go on very much if at all so I was skeptical. She lived in the only trailer park in the area (even upscale towns have trailer parks LOL) I was greeted by a 5 foot tall beautifully tanned curvy bombshell that was deff the pics in the ad. I would describe her as a petitie chubby but in all the right plaes she quaoted 100 hhr in her text and then asked me to bring rain gear. When I got there to my suprise the trailer was actually quite nice and had an addition and everything very clean no smoke in the air turns out its her dads place and she lives there because she lost her license, he was on vacation and she was looking for one client tonight and I was the lucky guy. This girl is deff utr I could tell, and after 30 years of mongering I trust my instincts. She said a few years back she was a dancer she is now 32 and smoking hot. As soon as we hit the bedroom she dropped my addidas shorts and began a very nice dt BJ and paid special attention to the twins. She was so hot that after a couple minutes I asked if I could eat her pussy and she said hell yah. I got to say it was a very nice pussy only smell was a slightly musty pussy smell like its supposed to be it was delish she loved it when I shoved two fingers up in there and started rubbing her g spot while I licked her clit. After she came twice she asked me to give her some cock so I went to get the swimsuit and she said no now give it to me now. I ended up fucking her raw for another half hour. It was without the best experience of my 30 years of mongering and possibly a top 3 best lays ever for me. Ill replay the heighlight reel later and rank her score then. I've already made plans to see her again before daddy is back in town. I have never seen her ad before and search of her number only turned up her fb page which was legit. Truly under the radar. I know alot of guys would want her info and I wish I could share it but at her request that's a no go. I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now. I had all but given up and only scoured these ads for entertainment purposes for the last few years. Best night in a long time I ended up hanging out with her for another hour outside before leaving and she gave me a hug and a great dfk as I walked away.

[PantyLoverF]

Sorry it went so bad. She had been reviewed many times on here. But I have not read a review this bad. LOL.

Reporting on this one: https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/t...249745158.html.

One word: No. Here's another word. Never.

Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.

No. No no no.

[Mrtim495]

Any other contact info? I emailed the relaxation add on CL in Romulus and no response. Any estimate on how bit her tits are?

Thanks.

Did we ever get any info on this large busted provider?

[Peanuts2003]

Reporting on this one: https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/t...249745158.html.

One word: No. Here's another word. Never.

Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.

No. No no no.

[Van Lopez]

This is a pic of her. I like the tube TV in the background.

I came across another one while perusing craigslist the other day which I am interested in seeing. Her post is gone and I cannot, unfortunately, add a photo. She is a thick cute looking woman from Pontiac. She said she is 35 years old and her name may be Mary. I plan to see her sometime soon. Wondering if anyone knows her based on this description.

[XirCom]

She was living with her father and caring for him (as she said). Had a basement setup and had people over while he was upstairs. (odd I know) I think she got popped by LEO for something perhaps unrelated and Daddy has her phone. I called today as I had seen her once. Daddy answered and said "Not available any more."

Thank you, this explains everything and saves me some grief as I was attempting to see her.

Xircom.

[StreetLegal]

How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.

She was living with her father and caring for him (as she said). Had a basement setup and had people over while he was upstairs. (odd I know) I think she got popped by LEO for something perhaps unrelated and Daddy has her phone. I called today as I had seen her once. Daddy answered and said "Not available any more."

[Van Lopez]

I came across another one while perusing craigslist the other day which I am interested in seeing. Her post is gone and I cannot, unfortunately, add a photo. She is a thick cute looking woman from Pontiac. She said she is 35 years old and her name may be Mary. I plan to see her sometime soon. Wondering if anyone knows her based on this description.

[EricTheReddit]

I sent her a text and she repied she is no longer avaiable.

She was thin when I saw her at the end of April and those pics look like she's lost an additional 15-20 lbs.

Not good IMO.

[CougarMan]

I'm sorry, I quoted the wrong message. CougarMan, what massage do you order for those services?

Thank you!

She quoted me prices for regular massage and then asked if I wanted anything extra that she offers a nude or lingerie massage for 130/ hr.

[Wingman8490]

Was near Westland Mall and decided to check out new place across the street. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...rived/34620298 was met by Cocoa. Seemed very young. (Of course I am pretty old) Body was a little thick, not fat with small A's. Roaming was not a problem and she let the girls out on the flip. I paid $50 for the half hr. Massage was just OK, asked for light and that is what I got with some teasing. On the flip more teasing then to the HJ finish. $30 tip. All in all it was OK. However, I like my providers a lot older. Due to the age difference I most likely will not repeat.

Wingman.

[Van Lopez]

How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.

I found her number on a post on https://escortbabylon.net. Her ad is still there and it states she is visiting Erin. She also has not replied to the email I sent from the craigslist post.

[XirCom]

I sent her a text and she repied she is no longer avaiable.

How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.