Massage Parlor Reports

[Krakatoa]

I've been curious about this place for a while, as their ads seem a little different than most. Finally had some time in the area on a Sunday afternoon. They had one girl working, and she was kept busy with the phone ringing off the hook. Can't remember her name. She was around 30, tall, and decidedly better looking than the usual. Most remarkable thing was her attitude, which is to say she had a lot of it. She spoke very good English and chatted and joked throughout the session. Sadly, on the finish, she positioned herself out of my reach and declined to provide any eye candy. Glad I checked it out, but no reason to go back.

[YTruck]

Well, I don't know if it is Japanese, or even Japanese style. But, it is indeed FBSM. The set up is odd, on the third floor of a commercial building with zero signage visible from the street. Out the elevator and into a suite Zen shares with some other "spa" business. So, the vibe was strange.

Here's how it went, by the numbers.

Pay in advance, good. Full size door on the room, good. But, to start, the door stays half open, not so good. Massage license on wall, not so good. Firm massage, seems maybe legit.

Then, a hot towel to take off the oil followed by a teasing baby powder rub to change up the mood. Ok, this is headed in the right direction. The MT left to wash her hands, then she came back and I could hear the door close. Ok, game on. She didn't even ask what was needed, she just went right to the HE. The amount of play one gets depends on the tip one leaves, of course. Door fee was the stated. 8. Fully nude finish, unlimited fun (but no FIV, no nursing) an extra $. And, you can go over to BonChon chicken when you are done.

The masseuse was in that unknowable 35-45 range, a bit of a tummy, with A to Bees capped with nips that sit up and say "hi. " Oh, and you can walk there in 20 minutes from the Metro. Pro tip: you might want to mention up front what time the massage started. The MT claimed "not to be good with time" and tried to chase me at 40 minutes, right after the finish. Uh, no. You can work on my feet or legs, but we have a lot of time left, thanks.

Play safe.

Visiting from out of town, was aching for an actual massage.

Tried calling Zen on two different days, they texted me back only once apologizing for missing my call but never answered my questions otherwise. Tried swinging by and still no answer so I gave up. Something weird about that place but not going to waste my time.

Went to Arlington, drew Coco, older 40's Japanese. Nice but quiet, husky but gave a fantastic massage. Refused extras mostly because I just wasn't feeling it, though she told me that I might've wanted a younger MT but everyone else was in their 40's.

Would visit again for a relaxing legit massage but anything more, maybe not.

[OldManInVa]

Dreamed I entered Smile and was greeted by a mid-40's provider with nice bolt ons and fairly nice ass. TS was very thorough and got my motor running. Went to room where the massage started. Nice massage followed by the flip. She asked how much I wanted to donate, I started with. 6 and she took off top. I wanted more. She asked $, I only had. 8. She accepted that amount and climbed on top of me for some B2 B rubbing. She followed with a standard NOVA with lots of mutual touching. Ended early, so she finished out with more massage. Good overall visit and I will go back when I am in the area.

[Ivaunte]

Has anyone visited these fine lady's? How was the experience.

Mia.

http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMe...-b-ty/35168513

Vicky.

http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMe...ow-23/34648833

[TheBarbarian]

Dreamed I was at a Springfield spa.

Requested "Nana", . 8 went to the house.

Split time in a waiting room then led to the massage room. Entered a well put together mid 30's masseuse.

God TS with even better teasing.

Massage was so-so but OTC roaming allowing. During the flip, I was able to take full control, the entire menu was available if I wanted. I didn't under the terms & conditions.

Settled for the standard NOVA. I gave. 4, wanted more but I only bring the reviewed amount. She did deserve. 6.

Senior members PM for details.

[RedBird3]

Saw luna yesterday she is the girl in the picture only 20 years ago she provides an open menu had an ok time. http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-here/28367148.

Have seen lucy before she provided a good time extra are available pictures are her if not a fair representation http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...-pics/28295463.

[OldManInVa]

They have been around for quite a while. Strip tease and lap dance by typically a gorgeous college or professional looking provider. Never more. Was about $1. 8 for the show a few years ago. Better options out there unless eye candy and 20-ish is a must have.

Thank you for the response. Sounds like I could hit a strip club in DC for less money.

[Miketastic69]

I moved from Woodbridge to Arlington. I had tried a several of the placed down in my old stomping grounds but have been away from the hobby for a while. I could give anyone more details about Bamboo Therapy or Healing Therapy if they want to message me. I doubt they have changed that much since I last went a few months ago. I was reading BP and saw this ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...orner/28186198

Was wondering if anyone had tried them out and had any reports?

They have been around for quite a while. Strip tease and lap dance by typically a gorgeous college or professional looking provider. Never more. Was about $1. 8 for the show a few years ago. Better options out there unless eye candy and 20-ish is a must have.

[BayouJ]

Men are hairy, and most providers are aware of that. What could work to your favor is buying a groomer and trimming (not shaving) any areas where you'd like extra attention. Don't try to look like a kid or an Olympic diver; just clean it up a bit, which they'll notice and appreciate the effort.

Another option. Try an independent provider, like Tara (there are others) that do manscaping for an additional fee. I have found that if you are nice to the ladies, funny and respectful, you will be treated like you deserve. Don't hold back young man, step forth and show them young bucks a thing or two!

[OldManInVa]

I moved from Woodbridge to Arlington. I had tried a several of the placed down in my old stomping grounds but have been away from the hobby for a while. I could give anyone more details about Bamboo Therapy or Healing Therapy if they want to message me. I doubt they have changed that much since I last went a few months ago. I was reading BP and saw this ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...orner/28186198

Was wondering if anyone had tried them out and had any reports?

[Bunker Buster]

Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.

Men are hairy, and most providers are aware of that. What could work to your favor is buying a groomer and trimming (not shaving) any areas where you'd like extra attention. Don't try to look like a kid or an Olympic diver; just clean it up a bit, which they'll notice and appreciate the effort.

[Je2010]

Nice place, excellent TS.

Met with Cici and had a nice massage. Would recommend highly.

Senior members can PM me for more info.

I am looking for a petite white girl with a small butt in the upper NOVA area. (North of 66).

If you know any anyone, please let me know.

[Happy Guy 2]

Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.

The Asian gals tell me that Asian guys don't have hair. And they seem to like mine!

Not self conscious of it at all and never felt concerned. Actually was shocked to see adult son shave his chest! LOL.

HG2.

[HemiPower]

I hit up a spot in a office building next to the building where people work through "snow, rain, and heat".

You can park on the side of the building to be discreet. Enter through the front of the building on the first floor as soon as you enter. No waiting outside to ring a bell, just open the door and go in. I was the only monger there after work so I don't think this place gets much foot traffic.

My provider was Lily. She is ok looking, a little frumpy, but I needed a good massage for my sore muscles and she delivered. She was cautious at first but towards the end I was able to persuade her to do noVA stf. I think because she was cautious, the noVA std was not as thorough as it could be. Now that she knows me, future visits should be more amicable. I would repeat if I need a good solid massage to work out my sore muscles. 60 for the hr, no TS. 50 tip as she went above and beyond with an excellent massage.

I've reviewed / been there and it's hit or miss when it comes to service, when they first opened it was good since then they have been on a downward spiral. I have since marked that place off my list.

[Miketastic69]

Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.

Or half the guys here.