Massage Parlor Reports

**AhardLanding** · 08-12-17 00:43

Originally Posted by Seafor [View Original Post]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

I spit up my beer laughing at this account.

So smooth and yet so classy.

Well done.

**Willie23** · 08-07-17 12:51

Originally Posted by Seafor [View Original Post]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

They get drop-in LE checks a lot during the daytime. i think all SM joints do.

Personally, I kinda like Penny, but she was "no longer there" last time I asked. Was only working Sundays, anyway.

I guess she 'un-retired. '.

PB is like a clone of her, and Janie, the "new girl" is less skilled but much younger. My favorite there is Annie, who works only Weds and Thurs.

**Seafor** · 08-06-17 19:58

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

**Oswalt** · 04-14-17 16:55

Looks like Tina's place. Yao - is closed. Not surprised, the few times I went there she was always saying they had no business. Terrible location, no parking. She needs to look in Culver City again if they are going to try another place.

**Seafor** · 04-09-17 18:28

Came to the a1 spot near LB and PB.

5 for the half.

Older but slender kgilf.

Lotionless massage,

Allowed roaming over and under her tight dress.

Went for HJ and oil.

Denied FS. I was bummed.

Asked for BJ and she went BBJ until I popped and she cleaned me up a bit with a hot towel and alcohol. $. 1 total out the door. Won't repeat unless I can get FS. Not worth it for a BJ.

**Member #5794** · 03-19-17 19:53

Originally Posted by Dakota2016 [View Original Post]

Many good spots in this area years ago.

What happened to this area?

I think rents in general have gone up, so lots of landlords said gtfo.

Second, for a time there San Mon. Planning was handing out notices to landlords of code violation if the place was not licensed, so basically the landlords could not look the other way.

I guess there are a few lame places like sun and skin paradise, but I would not go there.

**Member #5671** · 03-19-17 02:35

Many good spots in this area years ago.

What happened to this area?

**Willie23** · 03-17-17 16:43

I heard from a friendly provider that Skin Paradise on Pico was busted a couple times in the past months. Provider said a pissed-off monger reported them.

Bad form, if true. Bring complaints here, not to the cops.

**Tjinla2001** · 02-04-17 14:17

No, SMO #2 is out of business.

**Member #5671** · 01-04-17 01:26

Smo #2 is still around?

For a minute there.

I thought you were referring to the.

One from chatsworth-818 area code.

Quite popular and legendary also.

Sony from smo would be in her late 40's or 50's now.

**Tjinla2001** · 01-03-17 03:37

Originally Posted by Dakota2016 [View Original Post]

Are you guys referring to.

Sony who used to work at.

Santa monica oriental on the 2nd floor?

Yes, SMO #2.

**Member #5671** · 01-01-17 15:45

Are you guys referring to.

Sony who used to work at.

Santa monica oriental on the 2nd floor?

**Leche** · 12-13-16 03:45

Originally Posted by Tjinla2001 [View Original Post]

Does anyone hear about the legendary Sony anymore? She has to be taking loads somewhere, unless she finally found a legitimate sugar daddy.

There is a Sony that works at A1 in Santa Monica, on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Had fun with her, but I'm not sure if she's the same.

**Tjinla2001** · 12-12-16 15:28

Does anyone hear about the legendary Sony anymore? She has to be taking loads somewhere, unless she finally found a legitimate sugar daddy.

**Socal Monger** · 11-23-16 13:44

I agree that Penny is the best. I use to see her in Escondido, but have not been in Santa Monica on the days she works. I hope to see her again.

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Still my ATF PSE: Penny at A-1 Spa. She's now Sat and Sun only. Mechanical until she gets to know you, but extremely accommodating after an obligatory (and not too bad) massage.

Be aware, she's 50s or more, but slender with nice bolt-ons.