Massage Parlor Reports

**Gringo2123** · 08-20-17 17:35

And I hope I never do again. Horrible. Thought I had read decent reviews here months ago. Texted to set up appt $125 and hour. More than an AMP at 100 but was hoping for something nice, meets me at the door, face is horsey guess that's why its behind the phone. Body is the only good thing about appt. Thick, nice natural titties, big girl but well proportioned. Ask to use restroom, tells me to take a shower after, told her I just took one but promised to wash jr off, had an attitude and told me to wash him off in the shower. Should have left then but hindsight is a 100 percent. Comes in not friendly at all, just tells me to lay face down. Spent 45 minutes lamely massaging my hands and feet and lightly rubbing her hands between my butt cheeks. WTF?? Finally flip. Again beautiful titties and banging body after about 3 minutes of jerking jr tells me to do, didn't argue, two minutes later tells me time is up and hops off. Never popped, it was only 50 minutes of massage, wish she would have spent 30 minutes less rubbing my butt cheeks and more time on jr. Felt like stiffing her but don't need bad karma just paid and left. Do not recommend. Anna 954-XXXX640 https://www.adultlook.com/p/2436467.

**Glenn Uknow** · 08-11-17 06:27

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

That's my assessment. I walked in (to look for the ugly fat Chinese woman, LOL) and there was a male and female sitting at the reception desk. The guy (asian) scattered and the woman stood up and greeted me. I actually don't think they were doing anything mischievous, just sharing a lunch.

She was in business-like attire leading me to believe the guy is the masseuse. I acted interested in their pricing and walked out.

So it turns out she wasn't ugly or fat, just asian. LOL.

There are so many FS Asian Spas around, you just got to look for the signs and you'll easily figure out who's offering and who won't

**Bone Yard** · 08-05-17 16:16

This place is going to merit a return visit.

Took a half hour for $50. Mindy is not your typical small frame asian. She has a little meat on her including in the most important parts. I'm going to guess she is in her 40's, but she is cute.

This place has those massage beds that are lower to the ground and not your typical massage table. Looks like they cut a hole through the mattress to create the breathing hole (see pic) LOL.

Mindy hopped on the bed several times to apply pressure during the massage. She also hit some pressure points on the back of the neck that were interesting but sometimes created some discomfort. I let her know and she eased up but she has very strong fingers.

She tried to get me to upgrade to an hour (another $20) but since it was my first time there I stuck to the half. I'm just wondering if she was trying to tell me something? Their ad has a one hour special for $49.99.

Typical ending, no obvious signs of extras.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-8165/44239737

**Bone Yard** · 08-05-17 15:51

That's my assessment. I walked in (to look for the ugly fat Chinese woman, LOL) and there was a male and female sitting at the reception desk. The guy (asian) scattered and the woman stood up and greeted me. I actually don't think they were doing anything mischievous, just sharing a lunch.

She was in business-like attire leading me to believe the guy is the masseuse. I acted interested in their pricing and walked out.

So it turns out she wasn't ugly or fat, just asian. LOL.

Originally Posted by WolfOffTl [View Original Post]

Tried it out and legit massage. No HJ, told me not here take care of myself.

**WolfOffTl** · 08-05-17 12:34

Originally Posted by Bato5613 [View Original Post]

Somebody check this place already? If so, how's the business there?

Tried it out and legit massage. No HJ, told me not here take care of myself.

**Bato5613** · 08-03-17 11:23

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

Is this place strictly legit? They have a $50 special before noon so I might need to go check it out.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-city/30080205

Somebody check this place already? If so, how's the business there?

**Glenn Uknow** · 07-29-17 22:43

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

Pretty much what I was thinking, but I thought I would ask. I may stop in just to see the if the fat Chinese lady is minding the fort!

Cool bro, please post when and if you do, thanks, G.

**Bone Yard** · 07-29-17 20:36

Pretty much what I was thinking, but I thought I would ask. I may stop in just to see the if the fat Chinese lady is minding the fort!

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

I've noticed this place in the past, haven't had time to check it out, but it has some weird stuff about it.

First, they advertise on BP, but stress "professional" everything. And they have several bogus reviews from thrilled clients that don't sound real. Also, they hold multiple business licenses under Sakura at that address.

http://www.411.com/business/sakura-inc-cooper-city-fl

http://www.yellowbook.com/profile/sa...898186717.html

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/saku...ge-cooper-city

And I haven't seen them post any pics of girls, real or from Asian girl web sites. Just the building and banners. Also, they're in the more affluent part of town, in west Cooper city.

So, my guess is that there's going to be some fat, sullen old Chinese lady there to greet you and give you a decent massage with no extras.

**Glenn Uknow** · 07-29-17 05:44

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

Is this place strictly legit? They have a $50 special before noon so I might need to go check it out.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-city/30080205

I've noticed this place in the past, haven't had time to check it out, but it has some weird stuff about it.

First, they advertise on BP, but stress "professional" everything. And they have several bogus reviews from thrilled clients that don't sound real. Also, they hold multiple business licenses under Sakura at that address.

http://www.411.com/business/sakura-inc-cooper-city-fl

http://www.yellowbook.com/profile/sa...898186717.html

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/saku...ge-cooper-city

And I haven't seen them post any pics of girls, real or from Asian girl web sites. Just the building and banners. Also, they're in the more affluent part of town, in west Cooper city.

So, my guess is that there's going to be some fat, sullen old Chinese lady there to greet you and give you a decent massage with no extras.

**Bone Yard** · 07-27-17 20:29

Is this place strictly legit? They have a $50 special before noon so I might need to go check it out.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-city/30080205

**Bato5613** · 07-27-17 05:43

Went to this massage place, massage is good but no HE. 55 hr + 10 shower. Since she give me good massage give her a tip 2 hamilton.

**DragonDad7** · 07-14-17 19:44

Is the MJ spa on se 17th gtg and provide extras? Or the oriental spa close to it good? Tonight is my last night in your town and would like a good AMP. They've all closed back at in Knoxville.

**DragonDad7** · 07-13-17 00:41

Hey guys, I'll be in Fort Lauderdale tomorrow and Friday. Are there any good AMP's why'all can recommend? If why'all are ever in Knoxville Tennessee, I'll sure help you out. Thanks in advance. You can pm me or leave it here.

**Tricell** · 07-12-17 07:22

As Far As I know.

Google and Urban dictionary are your friends.

Originally Posted by Georgia73 [View Original Post]

What is AFAiK?

**Bato5613** · 07-11-17 19:38

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

Yeah I've been there a couple times. Expect 0 in terms of massage. What reasonable massage you do get is undermined by a drenching of oil. More often than not you will find attractive, raunchy talent. Everything is covered AFAIK. Prices are higher. Sometimes it's worth paying a premium for the more desirable talent. In my opinion, it's rarely not. A wild and crazy full hour visit = $200 total. Paying the half hour house fee and taking the pump and dump route might be $150. If anyone can do better with the thinner, better looking, and younger types, please report. My last visit was with a nice yet overweight chica. Before that, I saw a more attractive gal in her late 30's. She just had her boobs done and said I couldn't touch them, so she left her top on LOL.

Whats the name of the spa?? Message me want to try the place.