Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[BarebakBologna]

NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!

I will include the link to the ad, but it will probably be deleted soon, so here is the text copied and pasted. Someone has some real talent!!

Yo. This is The Real Madison.

I used to work at Frickers where the tips were always good.

I'd undo some extra buttons and show more titty than I should.

One day a regular at the bar said hey sweetie with a smile.

After close if you'll go home with me I'll make it worth your while.

He wasn't much to look at, but I really liked his friends.

Their names were Jackson and Franklin, but oh how I loved that Benjamin.

My general manager soon caught on and said I caused a scene.

This is a family chicken joint he said and we strive to keep things clean.

I can't have you running pay to play with patrons at my bar.

Going to have to let you go, but there's a place you might go far.

That's how I came to Backpage and started off as a solo act.

But when I teamed up with Smiley well the train jumped off the track.

At first he was just a duo partner and it was business all the time.

But my feelings soon caught up with me and I wanted to make him mine.

I'm taking him off the market I wish the men of Backpage all the best.

We are going to spend some quality time while giving his ass a rest.

Love Always, Madison.

P.S. Would someone please be kind enough to scoop me and Smiley at the Norwood Kroger.

And give us a ride home? I've got gas money or I can just blow ya. Thanks!

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...dison/45073968

Someone definitely has some talent. This is a great poem and all but seriously this girl needs to just take a temporary retirement.

[Aries25]

This girl legit, anyone seen her? Multiple names isn't a good sign, but I seem to remember seeing that tattoo posted before.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...u-get/34155577

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...ck-me/43301778

It's been a while since I have seen her and it was only one time but she did what we expect a provider to do. Showed up on time, kept in contact, provided a great service, and made me enjoy my time with her.

She did kind of upset me when I tried for a second appointment though. She was doing a duo and I could only afford her so I said that I just wanted her for the price of 160 but she said something along the lines of well let me talk to my friend, and then blocked me. I was like WTF? I think that she thought I told her I wanted the duo for 160 and that I was being cheap. I don't know though, all of this happened last fall, I never tried to contact her since.

[NotYourAverage]

This girl legit, anyone seen her? Multiple names isn't a good sign, but I seem to remember seeing that tattoo posted before.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...u-get/34155577

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...ck-me/43301778

I have never seen her post as anyone other than Marley, so it is possibly a typo. Anyway, she is legit and has reviews on this site and others. I have met her about 3 years ago, but I have never seen any really bad reviews on her.

Take care and be safe!

[ChrisSeaver]

This girl legit, anyone seen her? Multiple names isn't a good sign, but I seem to remember seeing that tattoo posted before.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...u-get/34155577

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...ck-me/43301778

[Vinnie Kramer]

Saw Stacy recently. There was something intriguing to me about her pictures which unfortunately seem to be from many, many moons ago.

The good: Decent neighborhood in Bridgetown / Cheviot area. Single family home that was modest and not too smoky. Some smoke smell but didn't linger long after I left. After comparing reality to the pics I opted for a QV. After all, I did drive all the way out there. Outstanding BBBJ with NQNS, although at my age and post-vasectomy it's not much more than tumbleweed. She was very accommodating and willing to please. Decent enough bed.

The bad: Carrying a bigger Dunlop than I am. Sweating quite a bit although the BJ was very enthusiastic. No towel offered although the NQNS didn't leave much behind.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...-true/40662433

I might go back for a QV in a pinch given the low risk neighborhood but I'm not into BBW so FS wouldn't hold much appeal.

[Festellung]

The stuff about Madison is not that funny.

It has been going on for so long now that what might have once been mildly amusing has deteriorated into what I see as flat-out danger for this girl.

Maybe she deserves his venom, but this person seems capable of more than words. Don't encourage this clown. Check the octagon for discussion.

[DaytonSteve]

Pretty much concur with your assessment. Maybe I saw her after you did and she aired out the smoke as I did not notice any smoke smell. I asked her about the dude on the couch and she said it was a family member. I doubt it was a BF because he looked rough and almost twice her age. I did mention to her that some mongers might walk out seeing him there. Lacy's bedroom door was about 15 feet in a direct line from the couch. Once in the bedroom I noticed an open window with no screen near the bed that I could jettison out of in three seconds if need be (ground level bedroom). Notwithstanding the aforementioned, I never felt unsafe at any time. I will definitely repeat because she is a cooperative cutie.

Yeah I felt safe and comfy, I knew there would be other people there from the other reviews and they didn't even flinch when I walked in so no worries. I didn't reek of smoke when I left but I still had some smoke odor and you know how some people can be bloodhounds when it comes to smoke smell. True true about diving out the window if need be but I don't think you'd ever have to. I like the girl, I think she's a sweetheart, thanks for adding your experience.

Stay safe, DS.

[Sirens Sing]

Well not sure how to approach this. Really sweet girl, very friendly and legitimate. Pictures are from much better days however long ago. They are her but you know, Taller than I was expecting House is gross with no AC in her room. Dogs, Smoking, some dude hanging out on the couch, etc. I don't regret going and actually was able to get everything taken care of in a quick and painless fashion but I don't think I'll go back. I think I just set my expectations too high. She has other reviews that are more favorable than mine and I suggest you give those as much or more weight than you give mine. She's a nice girl, no reason not to give it a try for yourself, certainly nothing screams stay away or anything like that.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...tease/44408653

Stay safe, DS.

Pretty much concur with your assessment. Maybe I saw her after you did and she aired out the smoke as I did not notice any smoke smell. I asked her about the dude on the couch and she said it was a family member. I doubt it was a BF because he looked rough and almost twice her age. I did mention to her that some mongers might walk out seeing him there. Lacy's bedroom door was about 15 feet in a direct line from the couch. Once in the bedroom I noticed an open window with no screen near the bed that I could jettison out of in three seconds if need be (ground level bedroom). Notwithstanding the aforementioned, I never felt unsafe at any time. I will definitely repeat because she is a cooperative cutie.

[NotYourAverage]

NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!

I will include the link to the ad, but it will probably be deleted soon, so here is the text copied and pasted. Someone has some real talent!!

Yo. This is The Real Madison.

I used to work at Frickers where the tips were always good.

I'd undo some extra buttons and show more titty than I should.

One day a regular at the bar said hey sweetie with a smile.

After close if you'll go home with me I'll make it worth your while.

He wasn't much to look at, but I really liked his friends.

Their names were Jackson and Franklin, but oh how I loved that Benjamin.

My general manager soon caught on and said I caused a scene.

This is a family chicken joint he said and we strive to keep things clean.

I can't have you running pay to play with patrons at my bar.

Going to have to let you go, but there's a place you might go far.

That's how I came to Backpage and started off as a solo act.

But when I teamed up with Smiley well the train jumped off the track.

At first he was just a duo partner and it was business all the time.

But my feelings soon caught up with me and I wanted to make him mine.

I'm taking him off the market – I wish the men of Backpage all the best.

We are going to spend some quality time while giving his ass a rest.

Love Always, Madison.

P.S. Would someone please be kind enough to scoop me and Smiley at the Norwood Kroger.

And give us a ride home? I've got gas money or I can just blow ya. Thanks!

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...dison/45073968

[Nklpkl]

The lady was reviewed Saturday. Very good review. The gentleman ran out of baby batter. If that counts.

I didn't provide a review as she had her phone turned off 2 days after I visited. Now that it's back on I would recommend her. She looks better in person than the pictures. Still new to the game however looks like she's catching on quickly. When I visited she had a full service menu, however I played safe. Wears glasses and it seemed she couldn't see well without them. Location is south of MLK in Cov. , damage for hhr was $.7 though I was there for an hour. She's in a multi family and has kids (they were with sitter). She smokes which may be a turnoff for some.

I would repeat.

[Nklpkl]

Beware Dallas is back as Gabby. You have been warned.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...party/34932753

And as HB said you have been warned. Stay safe.

[Bar622]

Hello Fellow Mongers. Went and saw Tasha last night, setup was easy through text and phone call, Springdale are near the cinemas. She looks just like her pics, young and sweet. Once I got there had to wait a couple minutes, her "sister" was coming to get the laundry. Arrived at her room, very smokey, normally I would have left, can't have the lingering smoke smell, but have a free pass this week. Greeted me in shorts and tee shirt, damn cute! I let her know that most of us can't have that smell when smoke smell when we leave, putting clothes in bag would not have helped. She is going to work on it. Talked a little bit and ask if her "sister" was in the business. I turned it into a Duo after seeing her pic, cute spinner type body, brunette, nice ass and small but very nice small, no more than a mouthful, breasts, 24 years old. I believe is going to post on USA under name of Crystal, will keep a look out and update. I will repeat with these ladies, individually and together. Now to the main event, Tasha is an absolute doll, friendly, little bit aggressive but wants to be directed in what to do to make you happy, she asks what I wanted and in return provided a great experience. Her "sister" needs to warmup a little bit first and as she has not done this much, I don't think she has had much experience in the sexual exploits of pleasing a man, but she does try, need to be patient with her.

Both girls are Tight!! CBJ, which is fine on the first meeting, say they will loosen up once they get to know you. CFS-both on top, Cowgirl, Doggy and alot of sweet DATY. Tasha likes it better doggy and "sister" likes it on top. No trip to islands for either, and no rimming. To end this glorious session battered their breasts with icing, no CIM. I will repeat and soon. $. 5 for duo each. Offered warm cloth for cleanup. These girls are worth the trip, they are just young, sweet and want to please.

Be safe.

[CincySmile1]

Hey all. Any info on this girl. Found Facebook but not much else.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...h-you/40759193

Thanks!

I had a dream with Melanie and great gal. A little thick around the mid area but completely legit.

[Sirens Sing]

Has anyone recently visited Storm in Newport? I know she used to work duos with Sunny a few months back. I was curious if anyone dreamt with her recently and if she has a new duo partner?

Saw Storm in late June. At the time, Summer (blonde in the link below) was working with Storm. I don't know if "Sunny" was someone different or whether "Sunny" changed her name to "Summer". I believe that Summer went on her own shortly after I saw Storm.

https://independent.com.cincinnati.e...2860825/summer

[TapThat]

Going to see this one! Just want as much info as I can before making the plunge!! Very limited info on her!

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...r-fun/44341018

Also this one on same phone #.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Women...girls/44746463

The lady was reviewed Saturday. Very good review. The gentleman ran out of baby batter. If that counts.